/brit/

>>53357075
I've another one. All my mates were eating pizza and apparently I was walking around with butter shouting "I am the phantom butter menace" and started flinging bits of butter onto their pizza. Then I started kicking car door mirrors off and pissed on a car bonnet before getting chased down the road by five chavs while shouting "butter wankers" which had no relevance.

>>53357103
cheers pham

>>53357078
Mazepam

>tfw no interpals account to import qts with

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhKqWuvUr9c

having a look

>>53357132
This isn't true pham. I just went and messaged the mexican girl calling her cute to raise her spirits up.

Not all attractive people are cunts. II had a guilty conscience ignoring her.

what the fuck is this dutch guys deal? he gets first post in most threads and seems to make a lot to boot. he must be constantly online its weird af tbqh

Starting to develop traditionalist morals

>>53357169
You literally only messaged her because you're guilty. Pretty offensive and hurtful

>>53357191
well then you're a FUCKING idiot lad

Maisie

>>53357185
used to be here a lot more 2bh

>>53357214
2bh she is a bit cute though. 6/10 so I wasn't lying.

My intentions were good. I am trying to make friends with her. She is actually very nice.

>>53357185
neet who spends all hos time here

>>53357220
W-why?

>>53357185
Mate henk is a fucking legend, simmer down He's been here longer than most

>>53357234
that's exactly what girls say about guys they aren't attracted to.
go ahead and let her think you're interested I her, just remember shell be upset when you eventually stop replying

going to message a few asians to see how I do.

to all you weebs/kpoppers what are asian girls into how do I talk to them?

Reply to this post for a gf.

>>53357130
I've only done it once and I blacked the fuck out for an entire day

Don't know what I did because most of my flat was out

Turned my laptop on next day and a /brit/ thread was up and I'd posted about feeling really drunk at like 8am and had tabs open from googling stuff about it

Then I have no idea what happened if I didn't go on my laptop after 8am until the next morning

>>53357284
Whatever mate you are projecting.
I'm not going to stop replying. Actually she stopped replying to me.

>>53357261
i don't deny he's a valued poster. i just think he's on 4chan a little too much

>>53357185
leave brum alone you cunt

>>53357285
this guy thinks anime/kpop weirdos actually speak to Asian girls
LEL

>>53357309
guess you're as uninteresting as you are attractive then kek

>>53357304
Never touching benzos again 2bh. I moved onto pregablin which is a bit like benzos but no blackouts. Feels like about 80mg diazepam, a few bongs of weed and then it makes you feel like you just wanna talk and talk about nothing like cocaine/speed also gives you that type of confidence and energy. Pretty psychedelic too at high doses, I took 2000mg and it felt like a k-hole. Had a lucid dream with my eyes closed.

>>53357314
Aren't we all.

>judging people on /brit/

>>53357327
I know they don't. But they know more about asian culture than me

anyone here into cuck porn? thinking of trying to get a gf who is into it but dont know where to look

>tfw hannah sent me a friend requested and said good night to me

>>53357346
Which was my point in the earlier argument I had with someone. Doesn't matter if you are attractive you need to be interesting.

>>53357355
Yeah the blackout kinda scared me about them, threw the rest down the toilet and haven't touched them since

Never heard of that but it sounds quite fun desu, I'll look it up

Fucking preach
This is the most correct and intelligent thing that has ever been posted on /brit/

>>53357132

I'm fucked lads
Well and truly fucked

telling a lie

>>53357355
watching anime isnt culture
average Japanese people think people who watch anime are weirdo loner freaks
Same with pop music, only pervos and 12 year old seagirls listen to it

>not shitting up his country's general beyond recognition
pathetic posters the lot of you tbqh

>>53357406
Excellent
Try not to get yourself arrested tomorrow

>>53357406
What happened?

>>53357418
can i move to norway

fucking hell LADS

too beta to message this one

http://www.interpals.net/MinMin0108

>>53357390
>threw the rest down the toilet and haven't touched them since
good lad. Benzos are a slippery slope, 80 percent of users get addicted in my experience. There are a lot of stuggling benzoheads on /brit/ who are suffering from addiction/withdrawal. I did myself

>>53357417
Should I ask them what they think of weeaboo gaijins haha?

>>53357399
Not true. I have skipped a lot of attractive people on interpals because they have shit hobbies, literal 9/10s. It's just woman that are like that

i hate ugly chicks just like anyone else but i would rather a 6/10 gf with a nice personality than a 10/10 with a shit personality

Is Thailad here?

Help me chat up thais pal.

>>53357472
amen

>>53357445
My job made me take courses now I'm certain I have to pay for them if I quit
And I'd already I quit

>>53357472
>6
>ugly
thats above average silly

>>53357454
Yeah they seem like scary things, I don't really want to go down that route desu

Although I might buy a small amount to have on emergency standby for after doing speed or something desu, can never sleep after that

>>53357132
>hell if you're attractive you could write that you're a rapist and a murderer and you'd still get messages.

Something interesting for you, a lad did an experiment on Tinder.

He put up an ugly profile and in his bio said that he had many disorders, etc
Surprise surprise he got no response

He tried again with an attractive profile with the same bio and people were still fucking desperate for him

>>53357454
Stop trying to look like such a white knight mate, just quit it

>>53357496
yeah i know

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>i hate ugly chicks just like anyone else but i would rather a 6/10 gf with a nice personality than a 10/10 with a shit personality

>>53357432
>>53357432
Pls

>>53357521
Amy Winehouse's grave

>>53357521
Lie chester square

>>53357502
>Although I might buy a small amount to have on emergency standby for after doing speed or something desu, can never sleep after that

This is a great idea. This is their best use. Also for when you have a bad trip just pop one.

THey are very handy. Not so recreational more of a baseline drug that every druggie should have in his stash in emergency for freakouts and massive comedowns.

>>53357508
Why are you like this? Have you been rejected a lot in life? Why are you so paranoid about other people's intentions?

>>53357521
just wander around london looking at muslims and blacks

>>53357454
Might wanna start by not fetishizing them mate
you don't go up to a white girl and start talking about Frasier, the queen and about how much you like white people do you?

>>53357521
Rotherham, might get some young fannies while you're at it.

>>53357555
I'm just annoyed at the fact that literal good looking twats on here are absolute failures at life when they have unbelievable potential. They are literally sitting on a goldmine and not doing shit whereas people like me will be continuously disadvantaged for life over one thing

>>53357521
Go to Edinburgh
It's Englands best city

>>53357589
>get stabbed

>>53357609
Its full of Scots tho

>>53357603
Just so you know lad its more often 'fanny' even in the plural

>>53357607
It's not as easy as you think lad.

For example I just had a nosey at some QTs profile noticed she had some uploaded videos in which I thought she singing but she was actually playing the guitar (didnt bother looking at her videos lel) and then I said you're a great singer, she messaged me saying how did I know she can sing she has no videos of her singing top lel. sometimes you can't help being a fucking spastic.

>>53357638
What's the plural for pussy

>>53357592
I'm not even into asians 2bh. I just don't know how to open the conversation to actually create a convo. I don't mean stereotypical things I just mean what type of personality do asians have?

For example us /brit/s are reserved and aloof.

>>53357655
Pussi

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>2.8 million migrants expected for 2016

>>53357655
Same idea 2bh

'He got some pussy' can refer to multiple slits

>>53357655
puss is already the singular

>5am
might just stay up and sleep tonight, fix my sleep pattern

>>53357647
I'm not even going to bother with you

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>>53357692
>new years eve
>31st of january

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>>53357692
the boats
the stopping

>>53357682
All asians have the same personality mate, just like how they all have the same face
Kappa

buggerfart bumwilly

>go to a literal 10/10s interpals

>she is an oilburner that fucks pakis

Dropped

http://www.interpals.net/mrsjule

>>53357714
Because you can't.

>>53357741
fucking lel nice one lad

>>53357750
good post

>>53357638
cheers mate, noted

>>53357714
bitter faggot, I see ugly guys with good looking girls all the time
they're with them because they compensate with personality, unlike you because you are a sulking, pathetic shit.

one pill makes you larger
and one pill makes you small
and the ones that mother gives you
don't do anything at all

>>53357783
He has the biggest inferiority complex around.

>>53357807
What the fuck does this even mean? I know it's something to do with drugs, but mind explaining?

>>53357836
song lyrics u ninny

>>53357856
I know
I've heard it before.
WHAT DOES IT MEAN?

>>53357910
>>53357836
It's a song called White Rabbit.

MASSIVE song during the vietnam war.

Most people think it's about drugs but it's not. It's about the vietnam war/protest. One pill makes you larger one pill makes you small - the pill is the decision to join war or to stay at home. When the men on the chessboard get up and tell you where to go - the military. Call Alice I think she'll know: When logic and proportion have fallen sloppy dead. Feed your head is not what the dormouse said. It's telling you to educate yourself. You feed your head by learning.

t.hippie

>>53357910
its based on alice in wonderland and is clearly referencing psychedelics

hiphop/rap is basically the musical equivalent of scribbling on a piece of paper with a crayon, it's nonsensical dribble

>>53357947
It's not mate. They made it seem like that for it to appeal to hippies but it's meaning is deeper. Protest about the vietnam war

>m8s will be here any min
>need to poo

FFS

Everything will be better when I get to uni

>>53357969
font

>>53357910
it's a hippy sort of song from the 60s which borrows heavily from the 19th century book "alice in wonderland" in which characters take pills to grow large and small and caterpillars smoke pipes and it's just trippy as fuck so a lot of people assume the guy who wrote is was on drugs

my god

that handegg game was great

>>53357948
>implying this isn't a wonderful piece of poetry

btw it's by a white man so it's good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3ssvY_xWng

Deep ash piles of salmon pink and sweet corn yellow
Rusty red dragon stabbed across my sky so subtle
Greasy cobalt streaks from black squares, puddles of pear bubbles
Puncture holes double as burgundy moons over dim plum meadows

If you can tellme what the aboce lyrics mean I'll give you a virtual tenner

>>53357973
Tell me morw

>>53357969
Just shit in a bucket while they're there
Assert dominance

>>53357711
>tfw got a 9am exam on Monday
lord help me

>>53357994
Completely wrong.

You're the same as the people who think Lucy in the Sky of Diamonds is about LSD. They just made those references to appeal to the massive hippy movement at the time.

update: I am taking the risk and pooing now

>>53358005
how about a give you a virtual slap you cheeky cunt

>>53357965
dont try to pull my leg

>>53358037
lucy in the sky with diamonds is about a girl julian lennon liked in his primary school

>>53357638
Thanks m8

>>53357948
I thought the same thing
Hated it till I gave it an actual try

Now I love it


look at this insufferable twat
>>53358037

Sister says I have nice eyebrows
What does that even mean

>>53358059
I'm not but 2bh you are quite right as it as advocating drug use as a means to seperate yourself from reality which at the time was very tough for americans being during the vietnam war and that.

>>53358102
This lad knows his shit

>>53358037
>you're the same as people who think Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds is about LSD

Mate this is ++2015. That isn't a thing. People who think Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds WASN'T about LSD is what is a thing.

>>53358118
that means she wants you to stick your tounge up her tight cunt

>>53358116
Babby can't handle the truth. Babbies brain is too shallow for him to articulate meanings other than LOL DRUGS.

>>53358125
>Mate this is ++2015.
Dropped your argument right there.

>>53358102
lel, it's about drugs and weed lmao

>>53358154
reckon thatd be a bit nasty honestly!

>>53358118
That you have nice eyebrows
My brother says I have nice hair sometimes

>>53358164
Good meme pham.

The only reference to drugs in the song is the name and chorus which aren't even a direct message to them. Just a way for hippes to froth over the name of the song and make it blow up which worked fantastically.

>>53358155
I'm not him you idiot haha

>>53358155
Do you honestly believe the Beatles would have allowed a song with the title 'Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds' to exist if it was meant to have absolutely no reference or insinuation to the substance?

That's something which would call for simply retitling the song. But they didn't do that.

>Babbies brain is too shallow for him to honestly believe a vessel of pop culture would go out of its way to present a meaning other than LOL DRUGS

>>53358194
I get that part but what I don't understand is how people find eyebrows attractive in the first place

>>53358155
m8 you're literally king fedora

should I go to bed now and sleep for 5 hours or go to bed later and sleep for 8 hours

https://youtube.com/watch?v=2J7s5QuTIas
This song isn't actually about drugs, you plebeians are just to simple minded to analyze it

>>53358118
wants ur dick
that's what everything girls say translates to

>>53358220
It was a marketing technique. Nothing more. All of the artists did it at that time. It was literally the drug age.

>>53358264
Fuck off drug addict.

>>53358223
I've gotten 'you have nice eyelashes' once and came to the conclusion that it was the girl for some reason feeling the need to say something nice about me but being averse to being at all committal about it, so she picked out literally the most insignificant thing she could (even though yes eyelashes are a thing with girls because darker fuller eyelashes accentuate one's eyes).

She's sort of calling you unfuckable in an incredibly roundabout way.

Drug addicts on suicide watch

>>53358310
>She's sort of calling you unfuckable in an incredibly roundabout way.
Are you autistic?

>>53358306
That's what I'm saying though you mad cunt.

I understand that the song itself is about something quite innocent, but the basic fact that they played into the LOL DRUGS appeal is enough to ruin it all.

Shame they did that because it is a pretty song.

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>>53358306
>i honestly think the beatles didn't take drugs

So FUCKING lonely

>>53358310
I think you need to go to sleep

>he doesn't take drugs

japan episode of king of the hill lads

haha i used alcohol to help me with insomnia and eventually came to need it and now i've gotten drunk to the point of passing out every single night for 4 years XD XD XD what pure bants

just popped a paracetamol lads

>>53358271
pls respond

Might go do a wee then see if I can go to sleep haha

>>53358354
Are you?

Incredibly roundabout = obvious.

>>53358392
Just woke up 3 hours ago actually.

>>53358271
>>53358441
go to bed with me and get no sleep ;))))))

>>53358370
>misinterpreting my argument so it's easier to attack

There's a word for that it's a logical fallacy, can you see which one on the pic? Might want to read the lot to make your debating skills better lad.

>>53358356
>I understand that the song itself is about something quite innocent, but the basic fact that they played into the LOL DRUGS appeal is enough to ruin it all.
>Shame they did that because it is a pretty song.
Fuck I actually agree with you now lad. sorry about that.

>>53358438
You know you can go to the doctors about insomnia and they will give you pills for it? Might be an anti-psychotic (low dose so it only has anti-histamine properties such as making you tired and relaxed so don't freak out at the name anti-psychotic) z-drugs and other GABA types.

In most cases they will give you anti-psychotics but if you are good at influencing people and maniupulating them you can get given benzos and z-drugs.

t. on pregablin and ambien

>>53358467
kill yourself

Constipation desu lads
Real bad

>>53358479
but I need sleep

>>53358491
Haha jog on yank.

>>53358490
>on risperidone for like 4 months (legit psychotic episode lmfao)
>gain 80 pounds and grow bitch tits

Is it just me does nearly every girl look somewhat hot on a night out

is 10 KiB/s a good download speed?

>>53358490
nah cunt when i don't drink i shake and sweat in bed and it's wank so i'd rather carry on i'm only 24 can't see myself dying anytime soon

>>53358511
I'll wear you out babe

>>53358544
No that's dire

>>53358534
Beer goggles

taking a paramecium

have to get up at 5 and it's 12:13 now but i dont want to sleep
kill me

>>53358552
I don't drink so it can't be that
It's like most girls when they dress up well and wear makeup look hot

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>>53358547

>>53358577
>5 AM on a Sunday
For what

>>53358549
ffs

>>53358586
>posting anime

F*cking loser!! Haha

>>53358586
literally nothing wrong with a little willy action xoxo

>>53358529
Lad I'm on zyprexa 25mg a night for a psychotic episode lel. I gained a lot of weight but I just started fasting because no matter how healthy I ate it didn't matter I still gained weight. It's water weight though so don't worry itr's easy to lose.

>>53358545
You know GABA drugs stop alcohol withdrawal as they are the same drug type?

Smoke Weed Everyday isn't really about drugs, you're underanalysing it you simple minded fool.

You are all plebs, insects beneath my feet. You know nothing about music so do NOT even BOTHER to reply to my posts you utter scum.

>>53358595
sunday mass you fucking fedora redditor

>>53358595
part time job with a weird schedule
6 to 1:30 tomorrow
I could stay up; ive done it before

>>53358632
Genuinely read this as 'sunday mass shooting'

must have been the flag

>>53358614
Yeah I've lost half of it already. I needed to stop taking the shit though. Shame because it really did help. Nowadays I'm pretty mellow with just antidepressants so I think my psychosis thing was just from stress

>>53358630
The difference is smoke weed everyday has constant drug references throughtout it and the verses contain drug talk

Lucy in the sky only contains the reference in the chorus. The verses are about falling in love.

tl;dr you fell for a marketing gimmick.

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>>53358609
>>53358610

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hate being poor lads

would live rather affluently if dad didn't decide that he doesn't want me to live with he and his girlfriend

>>53358595
sucking cock down at the gay bar
early bird gets the worm ;)

>>53358529
i was on that i think didnt gain any weight

>>53358669
>I needed to stop taking the shit though.
Yes pham you do. I stopped taking mine and feel great. Still a bit psychotic though but I'd rather be a bit psychothic. That shit just makes you completely uninterested in everything, drooling like a zombie - did you know it's the 21st century equivalent of a lobotomy? No seriously. It works the same way in your brain.

Look up about lobotomies if you haven't already and witness what these drugs are putting you through.

>>53358695
Probably a low dose?

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>>53358684

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>>53358684
>he and his girlfriend

>>53358708
I'm already almost completely emotionally flat and disinterested so it didn't change my personality too much. I think I might be a schizoid or something

DUDE DRUGS LMAO
I'M GONNA GET FUUUUCKED ON DIAZAPALM TONIGHT XPP

: I am by no means an expert nor I have had a discussion over this, but this is entirely anecdotal and by no means shows the behavior of an entire set of the population.
That being said, a colleague of mine shared a story about how she interacted during her studies with a Muslim (I don't recall the exact country but I guess this is sufficient for the anecdote). She is a latin american and we are known for being very physical and affectionate (as in, light touching when talking or just making conversation for no reason and seemingly being very effusive). This lead to a very awkward exchange where the man thought she was doing (or allowing) advances on her because she was being affectionate, while she was just being, well, latin american (naturally effusive and affectionate with no visible signs of promoting sexual advances).
My point here is that context matters, a lot. I do not condone (or accuse, in any case) the behaviors but in the end multiculturalism has some very deep threads that require some deeper understanding that only time (and sadly these events) will uncover.

>>53358734
nothing at all wrong with that fragment you blundering idiot

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Changed my tinder bio lads

>>53358734
Does kev have nice eyebrows?

How long do you reckon you could stay up for?

Just spent 30 minutes crying over my oneitis...

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=98324895

>>53358787
simply epic and random my friend :^) it is sure to get you laid

dad hasnt had a gf since I was 8 and my mom's only had 4 bfs (3 of which were in the last 17 years and she's almost 60)
guess weirdos raise weirdos 2bh
literally never witness 2 people who love each other

>>53358787
way too much text

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LITTLE

Anyone here got family members that are abnormies? if so, what's it like? do you communicate with them often?

>>53358787
XXXDDDDDDD

I GET THIS REFERENCE

I'M LITERALLY PEEING MYSELF IT'S SO FUNNY HAHAHA

>>53358787
Exemplary post

>>53358827
>>53358844
the average tinder user isnt this jaded lads cool it

>>53358839
Didn't even bother reading it at first, but now that I did it's also not funny in the slightest

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Lads fucking help this girl is too thirsty and I don't take compliments well what do you say to this?

>>53358768
>DIAZAPALM

>>53358756
Are you me? I'm currently in the diagnosing progress for it.

>>53358817
What's wrong?

gonna go to bed

America literally scares me

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>>53358776
M8.....

>>53358793
He doesn't have a unibrow which is best but they're not even..

>>53358843
my cousin is apparently super autistic and troubled and also an alcoholic these days but i haven't seen him in like 10 years

>>53358825
http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=98239509&postcount=49

Poor kev

>>53358881
She likes another lad.

>>53358825
not loading
was it installing a virus to my CPU?

>>53358843
My brother was/is a heroin addict and I guess has bipolar disorder or something
I communicate with him a bit

>>53358876
You shouldn't answer these compliments with other than thank you/silence. Might be a good idea to compliment her back though,.

>>53358876
how is your face so symmetrical fukin shit
you look like what every artsy/emo 14 yo girl dreams of

>>53358913
>member since 2004
>7k posts
>2 (two) friends

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gf just sent me this lads

>>53358931
you need to play dirty bud
tell her he likes another girl then tell her you like her after the whole thing blows over

d e p r e s s i o n

>>53358979
Bullying will not be tolerated

>>53358972
No idea. honestly always thought I was an ugly cunt.

The long hair is temporary. Havent left the house in three months thus it's long as fuck. I usually have short back and sides.

>>53358961
Yeah good advice. I just said thanks and said her smiles nices.

>>53358939
Yeah
Put loads of kev meme on it

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WEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW LADSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS


What the fuck do I say???? please help an autistic cunt. Norwegian bro help me out.

Does she want a picture of my dick?

>taking molec biology
>has a lab
>the """" lab"""" is in a lecture hall, no lab notebook required
what on earth am I in for

>>53359036

Get in there my son. Reply with "Fucking right I do,"

>>53358876
damn wtf this girl is thirsty af

>>53359036
Does your first name begin with an f

>>53359051
consent class

>>53359064
>>53359063
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP LADS

literally responded "I look a state right now babe been staying up all night but I will tomorrow".


BETA. AS. FUCK.

>>53359064
you're a thirsty girl pas

come up north and have a drink aye

Literally cringing at myself right now >>53359082
Nope. If you guess my name right I'll admit it. I have no fear of being doxxed I have no life lad

>>53359089
Congrats, she's talking to Jaykwon right now and he's already sent her pics of his dick.

>>53359089
WHAT THE FUCK MATE, she literally wants some Irish dick don't be a fucking cuck

>>53359105
nah

>>53359087
already did that ngl

>>53359113
You look so much like someone I know its unreal
Are you a twin

>>53359121
>>53359118
I literally haven't showered in two days. don'twant to put her off.

How do I redeem this? Should I just send her a dick pic?

Old people and Americans literally scare me
staring at the door from my bed, terrified that it could fly open any second now with an old person or American standing there

wew

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>>53358876
>Do y'all drink green beer on that day like we do?

>>53359121
fine then miss out on the tall well to do attractive lad with an XXL willy haha I don't care

>I swear

>>53359133
Not a twin.

My brother who is a year below me though looks A LOT like me.

>>53359136
I'll knock first ;)

>>53359134
I'd never have the nerve to do that.
I'm afraid if I did, she'd say "omg no not that kind of pic! *blocked*"

>>53359152
nice meme

>>53359151
I know lad it's funny as fuck this girl is a walking meme.

Cute as fuck though.

Anyone want to tell me if I should send the response in pic related?

>>53359167
see pic she said pg13 so I am lucky I didnt

>>53359153
Does his name begin with f?

>>53359188
not doing a meme

doing a reality

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>>53359197
forgot pic

help a fellow autist out lads

I literally have no pg13 pics and I am not taking anymore because I look like a tramp right now

>>53359199
nah pal

Just had dinner at a Denny's lads.

The waitress asked if I was French haha.

t. kraut who lives in Britain but is now in California

>>53359227
Cold out

>>53359235
Good lad

>>53359227
I don't know what PG-13 means tbqh. Pls don't send what you're about to send.

>>53359227
reeraahrooh u normie poo

>>53359235
Banter

>>53359227
>I am falling asleep
Well done you've fucked it right up.

She'll tell you she's going to sleep in a minute but she'll still be online for a few more hours.

I wants yanks

OUT

of my thread

>>53359235
where in CA you little legend

>>53358901
read a book you goddamn fucking yank I'd sooner exterminate you all before I'd take english advice from an autistic yank brit-poster you valueless shrew

>>53359235
>Denny's
Why

>>53359282
might throw on the proxy tbf

>>53359291
San Diego

>>53359227
>Exchange Pics
>PG-13

Pick one?? What is she talking about hahaha

>>53359311
>they walk amongst us

>>53359333
nice digits m8

>>53359315
so you're near the girl then

that or you are her

but you're not because she hasn't got an accent

which means you're closer to her than me REEEEEEE

>>53359270
Nah pham she just asked for my whatsapp so she can message me in bed.

>>53359263
pg13 means worksafe. She just wents pics of me being cute she said but I aint about that life.


Lads which one of you memelords just posted "wew lad" on my wall.

George pls go

>>53359320
I know ffs she is confusing me so much. Women are so hard to understand why can't you just be forward?

How should I act towards a girl like this?

>>53359351
Thanks

Need to do a sleep ngl

>>53359296
It was around and I was hungry. I've never been to one of those.

It wasn't that bad, the steak was decent and actually medium rare like I ordered. The mashed potatoes were good. The broccoli was bland.

The "hot tea" was rank though.

>>53359365
That was me haha

>>53359365
I can't help you bb, I'm extremely forward LOL. These kinds of girls are hard for me to understand

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>>53359402
Accept my friend request la

>>53359412
Oh for fuck sake. So basically I'm fucked? Kinda think I should move on but she is literally beautiful.

>>53359412
>i'm extremely forward
said the prude

righto

>>53359371
FOK

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Why aren't you a handsome, successful, charming and intelligent son of a renowned oil tycoon, /brit/?

>>53359475
You're just a creep 2bh

Warm out

>>53359494
Is that William Buckley

>>53359498
can't be a creep when you're tall attractive and have money waheeyy

>>53359475
hahaha try again sweaty ;)

>>53359506
yeah lad, reckon he was a hit with the campus chix?

Placing my phone far away now so I have to get up for the alarm later
Goodnite

>>53359494
Don't call me a crypto nazi you queer

>>53359512
Pics or it didnt happen

>>53359528
Night george pal speak tomorrow

Fucks sake why aren't I tired

She just added me on whatsapp.

Literally what is the point though if I can talk to her on interpals? does she want pics or something? Or does she just want to be able to talk to me on the move?

>>53359528
goodnight

found a copy of malcolm x's autobiography that a gommie english teacher gave me to borrow when i was 15, just read half of it cause im a bit mad haha

felt a wee bit sorry for him at the start when his dad and uncle get lynched and his mum gets put in a mental home but in the rest of it he's an insufferable cunt and I'm glad he died tbqh

>>53359583
She wants to see your willy

>>53359583
chink qt just messaged me

>>53359538
post your face then I'll post my face la

>>53359517
you know I'm taking the piss honestly have had too many bad experiences with 4chan girls being proper hurt

>>53359583
Yeah, she wants pics.

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>me and my gf share a reddit account

>>53359605
finding it hard to find a QT chink 2bh

>>53359612
Already have http://www.interpals.net/photo.php?pid=29771750

>>53359617
>>53359603
Damn son. I've hit the jackpot then. scared to make the first move though desu

>>53359629
triggered

>>53359601
nice blog

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pic of me irl

>>53359640
apparently they banned the site over there

she uses a VPN though

fucking hell.

Literally beautiful, there is no fucking chance she is 26.

Messaged her saying she had nice hair 2bh

http://www.interpals.net/Kameliya23?utm_medium=pp-userthumb

>>53359643
cheers bruv i'll keep you updated x

toquen de aca piratas

>>53359660
They are strange people. heres what a chink messaged me:

hollywaner
8:06 GMT
Hello...If you dont mind,make a friend?I am not Norway person,but i like reading and history too.And i have read Bible.
I look forward to your reply.

They are pretty hard to interpret.

>>53359640
can't see it as I'm not signed in but are you the lad in question?

am a lot better looking than you mate. then again I'm 24

>>53359659
why did you post this

>>53359689
>tfw my city is infested with chinks
>still haven't fucked any of them

>>53359707
to seduce you

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Pic of me irl

>>53359675
heeeeeey macarena aaaye

>>53359739
you've got something on your cheek

>>53359699
post a picture, scotland is a qt

>>53359719
Why not?

>>53359765
y-you too

Just finished Stanford Prison Experiment

very good film tbH
severly underrated

>>53359675
i thought we were friends lad

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>>53359739
>>53359659
mere weak-wristed nerds

>>53359783
They don't tend to socialise with us Aussies, they just go to these weird asian clubs in China Town. I suppose I should get tinder and try find some.

>>53359803
more like william cuckley

>>53359765
you'd have seen what I looked like if you added me on skype last night

>>53359864
I'm so sick of that word

>>53359866
hahahahahahahahahah

it's raining it's pouring the old man is snoring

why do russians put so many shit games on steam?

>>53359842
That's exactly the same here. But they are very well integrated regardless

>>53359866
THIRSTY AF

>>53359907
because gayben lets anything on these days

>>53359896
like?

eating my toenails

>>53359910
that's the opposite of thirsty you literal underage

>>53359907
what's worse is that every game I've pirated is, without a doubt and without warning, in fucking RUSSIAN

if this were the 50's I'd be highly worried about commie mind control

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It's my birthday today lads

>>53359955
Post your pic pizzaface.

@53359932
die in your sleep you invalid runt

>>53359946
good lad

>>53359936
canada

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having a look

It's 5pm and I haven't gotten out of bed

>>53360030
at the decline of britain?

>>53360044
shut up new zealand

my whip so big when you in it, fuck around and get losy

>somewhat ugly lad finds the courage to post his face on a rate thread
>everyone bullying and being rude to him

kills me when I read those replies
why am I so beta lads

Lads I'm becoming pretty friendly with some lads from work, at what point do you try and turn work friends into real friends?

>>53360071
Link

was talking with family about the cologne thing earlier

my mum and sister think I'm racist now cause I had the crazy idea that the sexual assaults may have had something to do with the fact that the attackers were from countries where women are treated like dirt and kuffars are seen as evil subhumans

wew

>>53360062
yeah nah

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Literally the old world

listening to the cure lads

>>53360062
this tbqh

Girl wanted to kiss me she was leaning against me but i didnt haha

back from a night on the lash and gonna do an all nighter so no hangover xx

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>>53360085

Maybe you should let them know they're being retards m8