I've another one. All my mates were eating pizza and apparently I was walking around with butter shouting "I am the phantom butter menace" and started flinging bits of butter onto their pizza. Then I started kicking car door mirrors off and pissed on a car bonnet before getting chased down the road by five chavs while shouting "butter wankers" which had no relevance.
This isn't true pham. I just went and messaged the mexican girl calling her cute to raise her spirits up.
Not all attractive people are cunts. II had a guilty conscience ignoring her.
that's exactly what girls say about guys they aren't attracted to.
go ahead and let her think you're interested I her, just remember shell be upset when you eventually stop replying
I've only done it once and I blacked the fuck out for an entire day
Don't know what I did because most of my flat was out
Turned my laptop on next day and a /brit/ thread was up and I'd posted about feeling really drunk at like 8am and had tabs open from googling stuff about it
Then I have no idea what happened if I didn't go on my laptop after 8am until the next morning
Never touching benzos again 2bh. I moved onto pregablin which is a bit like benzos but no blackouts. Feels like about 80mg diazepam, a few bongs of weed and then it makes you feel like you just wanna talk and talk about nothing like cocaine/speed also gives you that type of confidence and energy. Pretty psychedelic too at high doses, I took 2000mg and it felt like a k-hole. Had a lucid dream with my eyes closed.
Aren't we all.
>judging people on /brit/
I know they don't. But they know more about asian culture than me
>tfw hannah sent me a friend requested and said good night to me
Which was my point in the earlier argument I had with someone. Doesn't matter if you are attractive you need to be interesting.
fucking hell LADS
too beta to message this one
>threw the rest down the toilet and haven't touched them since
good lad. Benzos are a slippery slope, 80 percent of users get addicted in my experience. There are a lot of stuggling benzoheads on /brit/ who are suffering from addiction/withdrawal. I did myself
Should I ask them what they think of weeaboo gaijins haha?
Not true. I have skipped a lot of attractive people on interpals because they have shit hobbies, literal 9/10s. It's just woman that are like that
Yeah they seem like scary things, I don't really want to go down that route desu
Although I might buy a small amount to have on emergency standby for after doing speed or something desu, can never sleep after that
>hell if you're attractive you could write that you're a rapist and a murderer and you'd still get messages.
Something interesting for you, a lad did an experiment on Tinder.
He put up an ugly profile and in his bio said that he had many disorders, etc
Surprise surprise he got no response
He tried again with an attractive profile with the same bio and people were still fucking desperate for him
Stop trying to look like such a white knight mate, just quit it
>i hate ugly chicks just like anyone else but i would rather a 6/10 gf with a nice personality than a 10/10 with a shit personality
>Although I might buy a small amount to have on emergency standby for after doing speed or something desu, can never sleep after that
This is a great idea. This is their best use. Also for when you have a bad trip just pop one.
THey are very handy. Not so recreational more of a baseline drug that every druggie should have in his stash in emergency for freakouts and massive comedowns.
Why are you like this? Have you been rejected a lot in life? Why are you so paranoid about other people's intentions?
I'm just annoyed at the fact that literal good looking twats on here are absolute failures at life when they have unbelievable potential. They are literally sitting on a goldmine and not doing shit whereas people like me will be continuously disadvantaged for life over one thing
It's not as easy as you think lad.
For example I just had a nosey at some QTs profile noticed she had some uploaded videos in which I thought she singing but she was actually playing the guitar (didnt bother looking at her videos lel) and then I said you're a great singer, she messaged me saying how did I know she can sing she has no videos of her singing top lel. sometimes you can't help being a fucking spastic.
I'm not even into asians 2bh. I just don't know how to open the conversation to actually create a convo. I don't mean stereotypical things I just mean what type of personality do asians have?
For example us /brit/s are reserved and aloof.
bitter faggot, I see ugly guys with good looking girls all the time
they're with them because they compensate with personality, unlike you because you are a sulking, pathetic shit.
It's a song called White Rabbit.
MASSIVE song during the vietnam war.
Most people think it's about drugs but it's not. It's about the vietnam war/protest. One pill makes you larger one pill makes you small - the pill is the decision to join war or to stay at home. When the men on the chessboard get up and tell you where to go - the military. Call Alice I think she'll know: When logic and proportion have fallen sloppy dead. Feed your head is not what the dormouse said. It's telling you to educate yourself. You feed your head by learning.
it's a hippy sort of song from the 60s which borrows heavily from the 19th century book "alice in wonderland" in which characters take pills to grow large and small and caterpillars smoke pipes and it's just trippy as fuck so a lot of people assume the guy who wrote is was on drugs
>implying this isn't a wonderful piece of poetry
btw it's by a white man so it's good
Deep ash piles of salmon pink and sweet corn yellow
Rusty red dragon stabbed across my sky so subtle
Greasy cobalt streaks from black squares, puddles of pear bubbles
Puncture holes double as burgundy moons over dim plum meadows
If you can tellme what the aboce lyrics mean I'll give you a virtual tenner
You're the same as the people who think Lucy in the Sky of Diamonds is about LSD. They just made those references to appeal to the massive hippy movement at the time.
I'm not but 2bh you are quite right as it as advocating drug use as a means to seperate yourself from reality which at the time was very tough for americans being during the vietnam war and that.
This lad knows his shit
>you're the same as people who think Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds is about LSD
Mate this is ++2015. That isn't a thing. People who think Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds WASN'T about LSD is what is a thing.
Good meme pham.
The only reference to drugs in the song is the name and chorus which aren't even a direct message to them. Just a way for hippes to froth over the name of the song and make it blow up which worked fantastically.
Do you honestly believe the Beatles would have allowed a song with the title 'Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds' to exist if it was meant to have absolutely no reference or insinuation to the substance?
That's something which would call for simply retitling the song. But they didn't do that.
>Babbies brain is too shallow for him to honestly believe a vessel of pop culture would go out of its way to present a meaning other than LOL DRUGS
I've gotten 'you have nice eyelashes' once and came to the conclusion that it was the girl for some reason feeling the need to say something nice about me but being averse to being at all committal about it, so she picked out literally the most insignificant thing she could (even though yes eyelashes are a thing with girls because darker fuller eyelashes accentuate one's eyes).
She's sort of calling you unfuckable in an incredibly roundabout way.
That's what I'm saying though you mad cunt.
I understand that the song itself is about something quite innocent, but the basic fact that they played into the LOL DRUGS appeal is enough to ruin it all.
Shame they did that because it is a pretty song.
>i honestly think the beatles didn't take drugs
>misinterpreting my argument so it's easier to attack
There's a word for that it's a logical fallacy, can you see which one on the pic? Might want to read the lot to make your debating skills better lad.
>I understand that the song itself is about something quite innocent, but the basic fact that they played into the LOL DRUGS appeal is enough to ruin it all.
>Shame they did that because it is a pretty song.
Fuck I actually agree with you now lad. sorry about that.
You know you can go to the doctors about insomnia and they will give you pills for it? Might be an anti-psychotic (low dose so it only has anti-histamine properties such as making you tired and relaxed so don't freak out at the name anti-psychotic) z-drugs and other GABA types.
In most cases they will give you anti-psychotics but if you are good at influencing people and maniupulating them you can get given benzos and z-drugs.
t. on pregablin and ambien
Lad I'm on zyprexa 25mg a night for a psychotic episode lel. I gained a lot of weight but I just started fasting because no matter how healthy I ate it didn't matter I still gained weight. It's water weight though so don't worry itr's easy to lose.
You know GABA drugs stop alcohol withdrawal as they are the same drug type?
Smoke Weed Everyday isn't really about drugs, you're underanalysing it you simple minded fool.
You are all plebs, insects beneath my feet. You know nothing about music so do NOT even BOTHER to reply to my posts you utter scum.
Yeah I've lost half of it already. I needed to stop taking the shit though. Shame because it really did help. Nowadays I'm pretty mellow with just antidepressants so I think my psychosis thing was just from stress
The difference is smoke weed everyday has constant drug references throughtout it and the verses contain drug talk
Lucy in the sky only contains the reference in the chorus. The verses are about falling in love.
tl;dr you fell for a marketing gimmick.
hate being poor lads
would live rather affluently if dad didn't decide that he doesn't want me to live with he and his girlfriend
>I needed to stop taking the shit though.
Yes pham you do. I stopped taking mine and feel great. Still a bit psychotic though but I'd rather be a bit psychothic. That shit just makes you completely uninterested in everything, drooling like a zombie - did you know it's the 21st century equivalent of a lobotomy? No seriously. It works the same way in your brain.
Look up about lobotomies if you haven't already and witness what these drugs are putting you through.
Probably a low dose?
: I am by no means an expert nor I have had a discussion over this, but this is entirely anecdotal and by no means shows the behavior of an entire set of the population.
That being said, a colleague of mine shared a story about how she interacted during her studies with a Muslim (I don't recall the exact country but I guess this is sufficient for the anecdote). She is a latin american and we are known for being very physical and affectionate (as in, light touching when talking or just making conversation for no reason and seemingly being very effusive). This lead to a very awkward exchange where the man thought she was doing (or allowing) advances on her because she was being affectionate, while she was just being, well, latin american (naturally effusive and affectionate with no visible signs of promoting sexual advances).
My point here is that context matters, a lot. I do not condone (or accuse, in any case) the behaviors but in the end multiculturalism has some very deep threads that require some deeper understanding that only time (and sadly these events) will uncover.
dad hasnt had a gf since I was 8 and my mom's only had 4 bfs (3 of which were in the last 17 years and she's almost 60)
guess weirdos raise weirdos 2bh
literally never witness 2 people who love each other
Lads fucking help this girl is too thirsty and I don't take compliments well what do you say to this?
Are you me? I'm currently in the diagnosing progress for it.
He doesn't have a unibrow which is best but they're not even..
No idea. honestly always thought I was an ugly cunt.
The long hair is temporary. Havent left the house in three months thus it's long as fuck. I usually have short back and sides.
Yeah good advice. I just said thanks and said her smiles nices.
What the fuck do I say???? please help an autistic cunt. Norwegian bro help me out.
Does she want a picture of my dick?
>Do y'all drink green beer on that day like we do?
I know lad it's funny as fuck this girl is a walking meme.
Cute as fuck though.
Anyone want to tell me if I should send the response in pic related?
see pic she said pg13 so I am lucky I didnt
help a fellow autist out lads
I literally have no pg13 pics and I am not taking anymore because I look like a tramp right now
Nah pham she just asked for my whatsapp so she can message me in bed.
pg13 means worksafe. She just wents pics of me being cute she said but I aint about that life.
Lads which one of you memelords just posted "wew lad" on my wall.
George pls go
I know ffs she is confusing me so much. Women are so hard to understand why can't you just be forward?
How should I act towards a girl like this?
It was around and I was hungry. I've never been to one of those.
It wasn't that bad, the steak was decent and actually medium rare like I ordered. The mashed potatoes were good. The broccoli was bland.
The "hot tea" was rank though.
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Why aren't you a handsome, successful, charming and intelligent son of a renowned oil tycoon, /brit/?
She just added me on whatsapp.
Literally what is the point though if I can talk to her on interpals? does she want pics or something? Or does she just want to be able to talk to me on the move?
found a copy of malcolm x's autobiography that a gommie english teacher gave me to borrow when i was 15, just read half of it cause im a bit mad haha
felt a wee bit sorry for him at the start when his dad and uncle get lynched and his mum gets put in a mental home but in the rest of it he's an insufferable cunt and I'm glad he died tbqh
finding it hard to find a QT chink 2bh
Already have http://www.interpals.net/photo.php?pid=29771750
Damn son. I've hit the jackpot then. scared to make the first move though desu
They are strange people. heres what a chink messaged me:
Hello...If you dont mind,make a friend?I am not Norway person,but i like reading and history too.And i have read Bible.
I look forward to your reply.
They are pretty hard to interpret.
was talking with family about the cologne thing earlier
my mum and sister think I'm racist now cause I had the crazy idea that the sexual assaults may have had something to do with the fact that the attackers were from countries where women are treated like dirt and kuffars are seen as evil subhumans
Nearly had it with a japanese QT but she said I'm too young.
Fuck my life.
Also why is she sending so much wink faces. she says she is 31 but in pic related she looks about 18????
Do gooks age?
Hiya;) Thank you for stopping by my profile;)
I like your Simple and nice profile!
I am Gina from japan;) Nice to meet you!
Thank you very much Gina! you're is very nice too, I am Joseph.Top of the morning to ye! haha wonderful to meet you
You're very beautiful by the way :)
Thank you writing me back,Joseph;)
oh,living in Ireland??;) I have never been there but
I wanna visit there when i go to visit UK in Summer;)
Em!? I am beautiful..!? I guess you are more prettier than me...lol
I am too much old for you,but hope we ca be friends;)
My pleasure. Where are you going to visit in UK? I recommend Edinburgh. And yes you are beautiful!
I guess I just look too young lol. and yeah we can be friends :).
>Actually I don't decided yet;P if because i got my ticket to
>see my boyfriend,originally;P but we were broken up now,so
>I try to find somewehre to nice places!
>Haha!!! it's good!! maybe we are the same!
>because poeple say i look really really young ore than my age..lol
>I think you are really cute and lovely;) I know many girls chasing you!Hehe;)
>Kumachan718 is online now.
Fuck I feel really bad she has a BF and she's flirting with me. Do I flirt back and cuck him? do I hint that when she is in the UK she should visit me lel?
Really really want to cuck a jap
well extra flags was broke yesterday so I was posting then and no one knew it was me hehe x
I think we're just in different time zones luv and i've sorted my sleep schedule so I don't see ya as much
FUCKING NORMIE WORLD MAKING ME WORK TOMORROW
Alright lads what shall I send her
Gooks are the only ones "u r beautiful" works on
>tfw just tried that with a chink qt
>she replied "you are kind"
I DONT WANT TO WORK
I WANT TO BE A CHILD AGAIN
>news and chill
ABORT. Disgusting basic bitch
fucking hell these keep getting more absurd.
Chinks are fucking weird as fuck. I just asked one if she wanted to come and marry me to get a passport for bants
We already were I'm belfast. I'm in Dunbar visiting familia
Whats it like having shit standards? you're not going to fuck her mate, talking is the only thing youll do and if she is boring as fuck whats the point
wew lad you over in scotland aye that's nuts
just home from a night out think im pulling an all nighter
thought you were the other scotland he doesn't like my sick memes
>Whats it like having shit standards? you're not going to fuck her mate, talking is the only thing youll do and if she is boring as fuck whats the point
all women are boring as fuck you idiot. why the fuck would i unmatch a girl for being involved in current affairs you flaccid penis.
speaking of shit standards my standards are gruesome but still couldn't bring myself to pull this bird tonight would have took a gob job off her tho
Am from here wee pal dae ya ken whit a mean?
Other scotland is a nonce 2bh.
Pulling an all nighter myself. Whered did you go for a night out.
I'm literally in some village with nothing to do at all with no mates haha. Nice place though
wonder if theres any Scots on here near dunbar
How much did you have to drink?I'm awful at pulling ymself always have mates etting me up and literally dragging me by the arm to girls saying they want some fukk but I'm just like "ayy pham"
was out in the stormont inn that's my local in east belfass la
aye im bad at pullin myself ns talking to them but when i get a girl beside me i just end up talking about everything ffs
Unironically got jumped by 10 lads with my paki mate in East Belfast in Victoria park when I was with my ex.
They started punching the fuck out of my mate cause hes from the shankill so I walked over to the leader asked him for a fair dig to settle it all, put him on the ground with a muay thai clinch then elbow to head. Then just put my guard up as the bastards literally swarmed me and left my paki mate alone.
heres some of the blokes here http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/northern-ireland/wicked-belfast-men-behind-vile-animal-cruelty-walk-free-from-court-30090421.html
The guy in the duffer shirt is the one I sparked out
They are. I suspect my ex had a part in them attacking me because one opf the girls I cheated on my ex with before at the start of my relationship got a beaten by the same people. Very suspicious.