MY ex was from Orangefield, you run about that neck of the woods?
Orangefield lane to be precise. Used to drink like fuck in greenville park. Got left there paraletic by my paki mate cause I drunk too much and had to walk the whole way up north can you fucking believe it??
Lads the Russian QT messaged me back after I barraged her with /int/ memes for the craic
Hi there ! I don't know much Russian only know some of it from playing video games "Cyka Blyat xaxaxaxaxax" I know rude words, don't judge me though haha. Russia seems like a lovely place, do you live in a commie bloc?
Would you ever like to live in the UK?
Nice to meet you, Joe))
Ahahah, many people know rude Russian words) I think only in Russian we have maaaaaany rude words)))
Do you want going in Russia in some day?
Sorry, I don't know: what is 'commie bloc'. I'm know English, but not good(
Oh, yeah! I'm really want live there) But now I'm start study I'm university and haven't time for travel, but when I'm finished study I want go there))) or, maybe in summer))
P.S. ahah, again: my English not good, but I think you can understand me, because I really wanna talk with you))
I do it all the time lads.
My mates are utter fucking mental nutcases. Seriosuly. They insist on us walking through newlodge, the falls, the village. ardoyne. oldpark, cliftonville etc... Mental bastards as a result I literally walk through taig areas once a day. Always get into fights. Starting to think thats the reason my mates want to walk through them areas. Ones an American he's a wee gimp that runs like fuck when we fight
when will yanks learn to integrate our kulchur?
>start reading a new book
>one of the characters is introduced as essentially being a freighted little (teenage) girl scared to go do her year of military service
>literally the next chapter she's mouthing off to member of a higher house and gets in a duel
What the fuck m8s
Its got some pretty neat air ship battles though
>try to find my "Rise And Fall of the Third Reich" book
>its not here
>try to find Brandenburg by Glenn Meada
>its not there
>mum cleaned my room yesterday
>she was an ex nazi when she lived in germany
You are very right about that mate. But when the adrenaline is flowing in me I don't give a fuck.
Until I come home with about four boxers fractures. My hands are fucked 2bh from them.
you ever watched red dwarf lad it's my fav show even beating trailer park boys
actually pretty pathetic when you look at the bigger picture.
they're doing this as a sort of mimicry of what the West does to their fucking poor shite as a way of acting out because they feel so powerless about the situation of their homelands.
they're literally playing cowboys.
who /permaneet/ /almosthiki/ here?
what do you guys do to fill up your time? any other websites/imageboards besides 4chan?
I feel like I've run out of internet and I'm going slightly mental from the boredom to be quite frank with you folks(tbqfwyf)
>there are 'men' here who are under 6 feet
>her height starts with a 5
how the fuck do you open conversation with girls on tinder? will a simple 'hello' suffice or does it have to be more elaborate?
Lads my oneitis from High School told me she likes me, problem is that she massively slutted it up in uni and I'm still a virgin. Should I even bother with her? We've only hung out a little bit after reconnecting before christmas.
Literally talking to a Ugandan. didn't know they had internet.
this is what hes saying
>I would like you to become my healthy Penpal, to you buy it?
>Well, my names Kenneth Calvin. Uganda is so good, being the Pearl of Africa! How is Ireland.
Hope we can Chat and send letters via that. Thanx
Is he one of those African people that try and scam you or what?
Fucking hell mate have you ever had a power cut throughout the night while you sleep schedule is fucked up?
Last time I was forced to get drunk and listen to music on my phone until it died, it was horrible.
I just like doing random shit, I can't commit to a youtube channel because I'll go through a phase of making things that are just completely unrelated just because I feel like doing something different.
Literally fucking WHAT.
Are they black?
He just told me life in Uganda is very fun and safe and that he enjoys it a lot, he said Uganda is the pearl of Africa.
Never heard that before
I wanted to ask him how he internet but didn't want to be rude
He attempted to do murder-suicide. Instead of killing himself, he shot off his jaw. He's in jail for 25 to life. I probably wouldn't avenge her because even though she was my HS oneitis, I probably only ever said like 10 words to her. I was in love with the idea of her, I didn't really know her. Turns out she was annoying enough to kill so I guess I lucked out :^)
can you teach me how to do it?
can we hold hands too but thats less important but only if you want to
I need to make money on the side. How do I do it? I tried getting good at online poker, was doing loads of reading and research and tracking and playing but just kept losing money. I read a book on Spread Betting but still don't feel knowledgeable enough to do it with real money. Any of you lads have any side ventures?
I use camtasia and adobe after effects, Camtasia is really easy to use, you can pick it up in an hour or less.
>how long did that politics liscki one take to do?
I did it in a single sitting, maybe an hour or two, I was into it to begin with, then towards the end got sick of making it and just got a bit lazy, that's why it starts good and turns into copy and pasted stuff.
good night mr yank
>tfw can't get past the first level of super mario world
No but I used to live in the same building as a New York jew, I helped him out with some website shit and he fucked me over..
No worries, I think I'm done with streams now, doesn't go down well.
I hope all of you are currently witnessing the birth of a new meme on /tv/
I was in a spread syndicate for a year or so, we did alright out of it but things got a bit too volatile. We mostly did monday morning bets on openings. I work with a lad that sells good coffee and runs a gay adult business on the side as well as office work. Another mate of mine does banger racing and charges about 150 a day to go racing with him (and go out on your own), he took a guy caravan racing and drove his car and caravan through another caravan side on and the bloke said it was the best day of his life.
u live in thailand but you have never met/seen an israeli? thats pretty weird i thought that place is full of them
maybe you saw one but thought he was an arab we look pretty similar
how did u learn programning? can u recc me a book, i tried oriely learning python but its really boring. is there something more interesting
seriously just learn by doing, I can't recommend anything particularly interesting, just do this:
Set yourself a project (what do you want to make?) something simple but interesting to begin with, then just google your way through it, ask people for help on sites like stackoverflow if you need to etc. First grasp the basics and then google how to proceed from there.
my onetis from middle and high school has been galavanting arounf Europe for the last 3 years doing god knows what and now has a Swedish Boyfriend. You're not alone. Just forget about them and try to hook up with other, younger girls
How do I become a Jew?
Serious fucking question I want to live in Jerusalem. The Holy Land. I have a jewish first name 2bh and my Mum said there was a jew in the family about 200 years ago
Take back Bethlehem too pls.
its funny mate, first few series they get their legs, after that its great apart from the revisit series from recently, they were not so good. They make a good team together, comedy where you see they all gel, a bit like Blackadder in that respect.
>The idea of multicultural Europe has failed,” proclaimed Robert Fico, the prime minister of Slovakia
>the migrants cannot be integrated, it's simply impossible,” Mr Fico added, citing a “clear link” between the sex attacks and the influx of refugees that has swept through Europe from the failed states of Syria and North Africa.
>A clear link
you will just have to trust me xx
also i googled his name what a typical kike lmao
alright thank you
ugh you need to go through a long learning period with the agency and then go through a test it's like a worse version of car license including cutting your foreskin. would not recommend i'd cut one of my fingers to live in britian/us/whatever
>How do I become a Jew?
Not a Jew but the Israeli 'Law of Return' can be used by converts to Reform judaism. But you have to convert and be approved by a rabbi and then i bet you have to prove it to the Israeli Govt. you might want to look into it
Thanks lads going to look into this.
Ps. Israel glass the West Bank pls, leave nothing of it. But relocate the pakis from the east of Israel and reclaim all those religious places.
When you do, break dome of rock down to rubble and rebuild it as the biggest synagogue.
Not sure about getting circumcised 2bh...
Hi thailad I downloaded and installed it but I didnt do everything the text file told me to but I entered the name and key and stuff so I can use the video edit thing.
Im just scared because it asked me to turn off my internet? Why was this for? Am I gonna get in trouble if I use the video edit thing while connected?
>Im just scared because it asked me to turn off my internet? Why was this for? Am I gonna get in trouble if I use the video edit thing while connected?
You're pirating the software la, you've been added to the GCHQ & SIS watch lists.
>Leonardo DiCaprio eats a piece of real, raw bison liver in his new movie "The Revenant"
>The original plan was for him to bite into a simulated organ -- "this red, gelatinous sort of pancake"
>DiCaprio said no, it looked fake
>>>>>>>doing all this for an oscar
>users experience feelings of euphoria (well-being and satisfaction), relaxation, enhanced self-confidence, reduced fatigue, and lowered inhibitions. Users’ senses become more acute, and they find it easier to express emotions and communicate with other people.
Xtc on the NHS for autists when?
>Xtc on the NHS for autists when?
MDMA was used in psychology before it was banned. And there's now currently loads of research being put into it as a cure for mental illnesses like social anxiety, depression, PTSD and OCD. It will happen sooner than you think. There's a big organisation pushing for it.
t. christless paki living in a 10x10 flat
>Yanks don't have healthcare that is free at the point of use
literally a 3rd world country
Good video about who owns Israel 2bh
It will LITERALLY CHANGE YOUR LIFE. I had about 10 mates before MDMA after it I literally have about 30+ that I speak to regularly.
It honestly cures autism.
who /boc/ here?
the campfire headphase > geogaddi > twoism > music has the right to children > tomorrow's harvest > trans canada highway
Having a bit of a meltdown lads and I fear this is only the beginning.
Already feeling so old at 21.
Felt like I was 18 and ready to start uni a couple of months ago and that I was 16 kissing my gf after school not long before that
Tried listening to some Taking Back Sunday to get some nostalgia pumping but it didn't work and now I just feel like I'll never have an experience like worrying about my haircut for school again.
Bad feels. I feel old now
my parents were married, had their own 4 bedroom house in the country, both had good jobs (until mum was pregnant with me) and had kids by 31
that's only 10 years
>I just feel like I'll never have an experience like worrying about my haircut for school again.
That's because you won't, anon. You've changed, forever, like it or not. I had a pretty bad meltdown when I finished uni, couldn't sleep and was perma anxious. Think you just have to think about your life and what you want from it desu
Fucking help me. I feel like I don't wanna grow up man
I was driving to work the other day sat in traffic in my shirt and tie and pants and realiesd I'd literally just sunk into mundane life and that all those dreams were basically just that.
I know 21 is still extremely young, but I just feel so fucking old compared to just 5ish years ago.
> I will never listen to this and think this is a rock anthem and that spinning around with your guitar is cool, ever again >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onzL0EM1pKY&ab_channel=FallOutBoyVEVO
listen to Alan Watts m8
I work, I learn a language, I go across the country to meet friends from uni/ friends from study abroad.
I even have plans to travel, my job is actually pretty good, I've skipped ahead of most people into a role that requires years of experience straight out of uni.
Just woke up remembering that there were days I used to wake up worried about my French homework and whether my gf would like my hair as I listened to Taking Back Sunday and thought it was deep
Genuinely might kill myself, feel sick.
yeah but he is a vegetable
>Let in one million people (note, young men) ideologically opposed to your country without proper background checks who mostly adhere to a stone age ideology
>Be surprised when they fuck your country up
Literally no idea how even the most bleeding heart of people can still defend tihis.
Alan Watts was a wonderful human being. Literally brought Eastern philsophy to the western world and put it in laymen terms for all ears to understand.
One of the best brits to live.
My Dad met him in India.
essex objectively has the best flag though
also ESSEX MENTIONED
100 years ago this would be called an invasion.
Put all of them on one big cross and try and keep them alive as long as possible before stripping tiny bits of their flesh off just before they die. Also pluck their eyes out with pins.
Not him you fucking spastic but you just sound like that literal fedora kid at school who'd be like
>I never get hurt
>I never feel shit
>I never like meagre pursuits such as feelings I am a real man so tough wew
Get a grip
>Get a grip
coming from the soft cunt that cries
just take an A-Z Vit-Min supplement every day with a meal, problem solved
3 for 2 at Tesco at the moment
>dont overdose though or you die of Vitamin A poisoning like those arctic explorers did
It's not about that though, nobody is defending some pleb that cries in the supermarket.
It is a bit embarrassing though to pretend you never have anxieties or fears in life and doing the whole 'I am le tough man I don't talk about feelings look how manly I am' is pretty try hard and cringey.
Literally reminds me of kids at school who'd try like that and everybody just thought they were spastics
>Literally reminds me of kids at school who'd try like that and everybody just thought they were spastics
middle school is tough, its alright to cry kiddo
1 in 25 people are sociopaths. It's more likely you are speaking to one than some people who think they're hard.
Sociopaths don't feel anxiety, EVER. They may cry but it is only because their own life is in major danger.
Well sure, everyone has their bad days. But from your description, your life seems perfectly fine but it's just different to when you were a child.
Everyone misses their childhood now and then, but you're talking about topping yourself over it..
They are the same thing according to the new DSMV. In fact they are not used as terms anymore only in pop culture they. Anti-social persaonlity disorder is the real thing and medical term.
Aunt is a psychologist whom I have very long lengthy discussions about psychology with. I've also met tons of sociopaths from being in an asylum I know how to spot them
going out of your way to act like you feel nothing is one thing
but I don't feel this anon is that type of person.
you're mistaking him going out of his way to tell you that you're soft for him going out of his way to be tough.
generally speaking the right thing to do is to err on the side of masculinity and hide your emotions, if not for the sake of social stability (believe it or not, women and children count on men to be role models by being pillars of stability), then just for the fact that, even though yeah I get the whole expressing yourself when it's authentic, but it's really probably not as authentic as it feels like it is to you in the bigger picture.
and that's how these anons telling you stiff upper lip are right. just as you say 'the mentally ill don't know how mentally ill they are', one could reflect that 'soft faggots don't know how soft they are'.
It is written. Emotions are for faggots.
Holy fucking shit, for the 2nd time I'm not that guy.
I just can't stand these fedora tippers who think they actually impress people in the real world by being 'le tough edgy guy who never talks about feelings'
It stems as a slightly more advanced and aged version of that sad kid in school who'd let bullies punch him and it would quite clearly hurt but he'd go 'I don't mind, it didn't hurt I'm not bothered if you hit me' whilst he winced in pain. Everybody knew he felt pain and nobody ever had some deep found respect for him, but he somehow thought he was being what he thought was a 'real man' and gaining respect
Sorry but you're a fucking mong.
I was hardly complaining about my life to my girlfriend mate, I was bitching on an anonymous imageboard known for people sharing stuff like this (hence feelguy). If you think that I should take much more than that from anons on the internet then you probably invest more into this place than you should. You're conflating everything so badly
no it isn't, its because we're a nanny state full of single mothers, drugs, no moral values or direction, if we were less stubborn it would be worse
it's not about being tough, just normal advice in the real world. Men are expected to be strong and stoic while women are emotional, it's like that in all societies, despite what feminism might tell you.
if you 'show your feelings' in front of people they'll just think your a pathetic faggot trust me, with your mates it's okay but you don't ever want to reveal that side of you to women or your work
Look, it's just what is expected of us by society. If you want to cry on someone's shoulders now and then, no one is going to stop you.
But if you think everyone secretly wants to talk about their feelings all the time, but aren't because of pretending to be 'an tough guy' then you're just being arrogant.
no it's not mate, because, look at it from the other end, if not for it, we'd just be dead
what you are calling mental illness is the artefact of impending death. just a side effect. no causal link going on there.
I read a book a day like the great warren buffet says "the more you learn, the more you learn"
yeah you're right in a sense, it's contextual. but in my personal opinion it's best to just forego it altogether.
anyway if it means anything I'm sorry you're feeling down.
>You fucking what?
Exactly the point mate.
It's fucking 4chan. Holy fucking shit are people really this fucking dense?
>Man talks on 4chan about regularly discussed issue
>Retard brigade comes along acting tough on the internet acting like they don't have anxiety
>HOPE YOU'RE NOT LIKE THIS IN FRONT OF PEOPLE THEY WONT RESPECT YOU
Having a stiff upper lip is supressing emotions. The first thing you learn in psychology is that supressing emotions is the root cause of most of peoples problems.
Literally fuck off lads.
Really i think brits have just become weak, we've been living in a comfy first world country for too long, so people just invent bullshit in their head like mental illness because they've had no real conflict in their lives
psychology is literally womans bullshit: the degree
yeah and we're telling you the truth, you sound like a wingey faggot, there is nothing wrong with your life so just get a grip
regular women and not mean slags like guys who cry and show their feelings in a transparent way. obviously no one likes a super touchy touchy crybaby but i'm pretty sure intelligent women like guys who show their feelings to them
>In work the other day
>Some guy says he doesn't know much about it but he will vote to stay in
>Said it is immoral for us to have nuclear weapons when North Korea can't and we shouldn't be the ones who decide, so we should get rid of ours or allow NK to develop theirs.
It's all over mate. The most successful political indoctrination of our time has now reared its head and shown the results
I could agree with this, In the old days you'd be the happiest fucker in town if you got some meat in your supper.
Just woke up remembering that there were days I used to wake up worried about my French homework and whether my gf would like my hair as I listened to Taking Back Sunday and thought it was deep
>Going to kill myself because of it
Seriously, what the fuck lads?
>Calls degrees 'womans bullshit'
>Calls people 'wingey (??) faggots' for a perfectly valid feeling
Are you that same lad down the pub who works in a shop or works on a building site and knows how he'd fix the country in five easy steps?
>regular women and not mean slags like guys who cry and show their feelings in a transparent way.
No they don't, crying in front of a woman is possibly the most effective pussy repellent ever.
I'm guessing you have missed my humour somewhat.
Has /brit/ sunk so low that we don't even recognise deadpan delivery and hyperbolic humour anymore?
You're all either retarded or rasheeds, it's what British humour is known for.
I didn't even think people wouldn't grasp that, even on 4chan.
yes because it's perfectly feasible to live in a world where suppressing emotions isn't the default
suppression of feelings and instincts isn't the default upon which life civilisation has been allowed to emerge out of some primitive state of absolute nihilism
if psychologists are telling you that it's categorically okay for everyone to not suppress themselves as a rule of thumb then they are diseased human beings who some how fell through the rungs of credence into their job
in fact I'm currently talking with a woman who does social work and she's one of the biggest wrecks of a person I've interacted with
psychology really is a bit of a farce and think of how big of a hypocrite it makes to you pull the whole 'but they're an authority' card
psychology gained any sort of authority through taking advantage of a vulnerable post-war world.
>when your duvet is just the right size
People are just that ridiculous here, nothing instantly comes across as hyperbolic anymore.
Got commend you on your save though
>The only reason why you didn't find me funny is because you're either rasheeds or retarded
/brit/ is a complete and utter cesspit now. It's filled with complete memelords that cannot articulate an argument over than shouting buzzwords, strawmans and memes.
>in fact I'm currently talking with a woman who does social work and she's one of the biggest wrecks of a person I've interacted with
A lot of people get into psychology to understand there own mental illness, that is why so many psychologists and such are like that.
Why don't you take psychology seriously?
>he takes memes seriously
>he uses them as arguments
no they aren't
if literally anyone can take a few tabs of LSD and hear voices and hallucinate then a person who has those experiences habitually is in all truth no different.
they're just in a different position.
and in that way mental illness very much so is just an invention. an theoretical convenience, to be specific.
ugh it depends on the context and on how you do it, i mean crying or getting touchy within the first hour you meet her is obviously a bad move but generally they are going to expect you as the relationship progresses to expose your softer side since it's part of being human
this is what I believed from about 18-24.
it isn't true.
maybe when you're balls deep in marriage with your wife can you really at all begin to open up to her but in any situation other than that, no, you're just burdening the woman with your selfish bollocks.
He works in a factory hahahahah
as someone who has psychosis, they are nothing alike. Try walking down the city centre thinking every single camera is being controlled by the government to follow you, looking up to your window in the morning seeing a halo and then hearing the voice of God telling you that you should kill yourself, or how about thinking that your family are part of a secret cult that are trying to trap you under the house in their secret lair ready to cook you alive.
Hallucinations are more than hearing and seeing things. Imagine beeing in a bad trip all the time.
It wasn't really a save as much as, if you can't tell me bitching about how shit it feels and my obviously over the top response of 'I'll kill myself' then you obviously watch too much American 'comedy' or you're just not very bright
>an academic field of study
I'm dying lad
No, they don't want it m8, they might say they do to seem understanding but women legit hate men who show emotions, they love strong stoic men who remind them of their father
I am a very fat egotistical man with a face that looks like I had a stroke and I take my anger out on the world by venting on 4chan, oh I also work in a factory and my name is Cameron and despite believing in moral values and social decay I do not take care of my weight nor do I believe in psychology which is helping a lot of my fellow countrymen AMA
Agree 2bh, wish they would hang the SNP out to dry for their completely irresponsible financial planning for independence (given $35-40/bbl oil).
They should have lost all credibility by now.
idk what women you have been dating but i don't see what's the purpose of a gf if you can't speak openly with her after a while. i mean you can just go to a prostitute if all you do is small talk and fuck
No, she just really likes Oreos
Yes, we should ignore all of the articles that have been verified by scientists published by psychology just because some random person on the internet said so.
We should shut down all mental asylums down and stop producing drugs that psychiatry invented, we should also stop therapy because it's useless and a meme! Lol! We should all be contrarian and loving like me. Lads I am so moral and loving PLEASE PAY ATTENTION.
I'll take a picture of my meds dickhead
My degree isn't in psychology.
I know you're a bit slow mate, it must be hard to keep the brain ticking in a factory all day, doing what immigrants do, but this is an anonymous imageboard and you shouldn't think everybody is the same person.
Yes they're the same, if you have manlet tiny hands you will also struggle to hold 3 packs of oreos la
the problem isn't that you actually believe those things
believe, honest to God believe, implies a sort of clarity
what psychosis is is the relativisation of that mental clarity, such that you begin to, in a way, begin what you don't actually believe
so no, they are not fundamentally different. obviously they have their superficial differences, but they are the same thing, fundamentally. and, again, in that way, mental illnesses are academic constructs, not real things.
by the way what you're describing is what is called delusion, which, yes, is not identical to hallucination, but they both ultimately stem from the same relativity, as I explained above.
As I said, people are really fucking stupid on /brit/. Compared to Poleaboo for example, the idea of you wanting to top yourself because you're not an emo anymore is pretty plausible m8.
You can keep saying "IT IS FUNNY YOU RETARD!", but tbqh lad hyperbolic statements are basically sarcasm which is the lowest form of wit. So don't quit your day job just yet.
>tfw no qt south Korean police woman wife to come home to
then again it's important to note out for these autists that 'strong and stoic' does not mean dead inside
what women love about a man who hides is emotions is not that he is hiding them, but that he CAN hide them, because that takes strength of character, resolve.
men who don't have any emotions in the first place and just walk around dead inside are just as repellant to women as fagging crybabies.
>but tbqh lad hyperbolic statements are basically sarcasm which is the lowest form of wit. So don't quit your day job just yet.
Deadpan delivery isn't sarcasm mate, neither are hyperboles in all cases.
This is exactly the kind of retardation I'm talking about.
It's a silly statement anyway, because I'd say it's not. Only need to look at over the top 'IN YOUR FACE THIS IS THE JOKE' American humour and see why they don't understand ours to see it isn't.
>I have a good job, thanks to my degree (not psychology, but wouldn't care if it was)
>He works in a factory like an immigrant
>I literally use people like him as an example of what I didn't want to end up like
Big winner over here lads
Part of their crest.
Friendly Reminder that /brit/ is a bully free zone with a zero tolerance policy
Got my diagnosis via being sectioned involuntary. Didn't even know I was mentally ill nor did I claim I was until then so fuck off.
you don't have to express yourself authentically and intimately by spewing your feelings all over her you can do it through other things like physical closeness or sex or just being together in any way at all.