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I've been through the desert on a horse with no name edition
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>>53354001
Just asked her if she would ever like to live in the UK.

Will post results I'm:
>>53353783

>>53354023
I'm memeing her lad.
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Yorkshire.
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plymouth
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>>53354099
>>53354099

>Due to the average english language speaker there being fairly good
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it felt good to be out of the rain nananaaa naaa na nana naa
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lads does anyone have that Japanese dumb_shit.jpg?

Need it ASAP
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BRITS EXPLAIN THIS SHIT

http://www.funnyjunk.com/Fuuuuck/funny-pictures/5794554/
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hull
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>>53354133
I've met a few and they all seemed pretty decent.
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>>53354156

Really wish he'd post the full picture of his gf
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>>53354151
I sex your mother
9 months later she take a shit
Hello son how are you
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Ipswich
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Only gone and done another cringe.

What do you think she will respond?
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>>53354156
A faggot from a non-country posting a funnyjunk link
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_KALTTUPc4
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>>53354186
>damp from all the rain
reckon its all the fingerin shes been doing after seeing my banging profile
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>>53354111
the bright side is that it was SO bad that any subsequent date couldn't be anywhere near that bad. it's not like it was so average that you lose hope in dating.

you also have a decent story to tell future tinder slags, and they will feel the need to make the date better.
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>>53354156
I love brazil

TAVA NA RUA
FUMANDO UM BASEADO
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>>53354156
>funnyjunk

literally how i found 4chan tb h
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>>53354183
Felixstowe here lad
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>>53354183
It's a pun
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>>53354092

ask her if she likes the work of otto rank
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>>53354214
can you vocaroo that entire story
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why is Oswald Mosley a sir?
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Redpill me on this Oswald Mosley guy? is he a meme or what lads haha x
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>>53354214
yeah i've told a few of my friends about it so far so i'll probably try to capitalise on the whole debacle

taken any cute pics yet for your potential tinder profile?
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>>53354214
>I'll have you know my last Tinder date was awful, so you're under quite a lot of pressure to make this one good girl.
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>>53354198
>>53354223
>>53354240
I CAN'T POST ALL THE PICTURES IN THIS THREAD
READ THE FUCKING FUNNYJUNK SHIT
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Popped another capsule.

Come down averted.

Now I'm minging hard on the toilet to poop.
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>>53354186
mentioning the bedroom at all, you're good to go
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>>53354209
Might actually say that to her.

I think I fucked up. Look what she responded. She's giving me emojis though so who knows.

Any girls here want to help me out? Bucks where are you, cali where are you.
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Good evening lids
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so close to being sick got to stop thinking about it
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>>53354252
He's not, he's dead.
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So lads there are predicted to be 2.8 million migrants in 2016, how does this make you feel?
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>>53354292
well mr smart arse why WAS he a sir then?
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>>53354183
>Ipswich
I'll be spending a few days there for work in a couple of weeks.

What is there to do (apart from murdering prostitutes of course)?
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>>53354280

think you came on a bit strong. 3rd post in and already talking about hugging
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>>53354276
>brazil
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>>53354156
KILL THEM
KILL KILL
KILL THAT SON OF A BITCH
KILL
KILL KILL KILL
KILL HIM
KILL THEM ALL
RIP THEIR THROATS OUT KILL KILL KIILL
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>>53354296
don't really care about your godforsaken subcontinent
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>>53354262
i've got one half decent one but i've got something i have to go to this week so i'll get a couple there too

i need a portfolio~~
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>>53354329
Euthanising sex workers without their consent.
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>>53354242
>>53354243
yeah

>>53354329
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
watch some football
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>>53354332
Was a social experiment 2bh. Wanted to see if attractive guys can get away with anything.

Actually like this girl so going to lay off the cringe.

Lads I dont know anything about LYnch. redpill me on luynch and his best movies so I can tlak to this girl


Should I banter her about the north being flooded?
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>>53354256
That would be my pathetic fantasy, but it's impossible.
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need to get into the wanking mood
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>>53354415
see nothing wrong with this 2bh
could also be walking around in shariah police patrolling the streets
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>>53354415
dölet zhius
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I've been talking to a norwegian girl on interpals for like 8 months now. I initially only did it to see her tits, which I got eventually. But now I just talk to her. We're like real penpals now. we just tell each other all kinds of shit for no reason
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>>53354429
say his best films are Lost Highway and Eraserhead. also say how sad you feel that the ordinary person doesn't understand him and how enlightened you feel after watching him.
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>>53354429
ask her to explain the symbolism in eraserhead
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>>53354429
post face
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>>53354429
Complain about Dublin 3bh.
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>>53354329
Nothing. Watch a match maybe. Sex workers.

Actually the prossies may have a football team too.
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Thought I fell in love the other day
With an old friend of mine
I was running kisses
Down every inch of her spine
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>>53354454
I always thought Interpals was a meme. How come it's not as popular as say Facebook or Reddit? I'm seriously considering signing up.
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>>53354156
JUST
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>>53354489
because there isn't anything to do on it besides long distance messaging
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>>53354489
Strikes me as something guys would use as a hookup site desu.
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>>53354489
If you're not good looking people will just ignore your profile and if you're ugly you'll get reported and banned from the website
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>>53354489
its some third world bullshit where slavs and gooks fish for American citizenship
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>>53354541
Pretty much >>53354528 then
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>>53354453
dole zeus?
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>>53354551
then how come a brit is talking to another qt brit like here?>>53354429
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Dubs decides my interpals username :^)
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>>53354457
>>53354460
>>53354466
Here's her respone. Mentioned eraserhead.
I literally have never saw it or Blue Velvet. summarise them for me so I can seduce this vixen

>>53354462
2bh
http://i.imgur.com/CtLGMop.jpg
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>>53354588
sometimes you get grills from your own country message you
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>>53354541
Lies. I am average at best and can talk to people on there.
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>>53354594
Rorke
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>>53354551
>its some third world bullshit where slavs and gooks fish for American citizenship
I am literally considering using Interpals to get American citizenship

Living in a comfy New England town is my literal life dream
only problem is jobs
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>>53354156
WEHWAHWWWWWWAWDASDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDASDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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http://www.interpals.net/noisemaker

have a suspicion this guy may be lying

>>53354594
cuntsniffer442
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>>53354594

Chuteman3343
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threw up lads

all my bile just left me
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which sound webm should I post
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noticed my housemate has 4chan bookmarked lads
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>>53354599
eraserhead is literally the worst film i've ever seen in my life
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>>53354599
Literally 10 wtf
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>>53354599
is that your actual face?
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>>53354635
what board
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>>53354599
oh, so you're using a fake account as a "social experiment"

post pics of the chick you're talking with.
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>>53354629
something with chebs
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>>53354599
where are you from mate
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>>53354652
/sp/
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lads
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>>53354661
what's chebs
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>when someone posts in the old thread because they haven't reached the bottom yet
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>>53354588
dunno, I'm exaggerating and generalizing for yous obviously
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>>53354668
do you live in a mcmansion
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>>53354652
don't know, green link though

hopefully /b/
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>>53354675
FOY
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>>53354629
you can't.
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>>53354675
boobies
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>>53354599
say mulholland drive is your favourite due to themes of devastating loss manifested into grandiose delusion involving pathological narcissism la
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>>53354675
funy post
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>>53354693

There's always a chance Germans, South Koreans, and Japs are actually Americans in the military
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>>53354698
are these chebs big enough
>>>/wsg/897352
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>>53354761
post 4chan goes on a date
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Lads why is my hairline so autistic hahaha

it's literally like a upside down mountain range
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>>53354779
post it
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alri lads? hahahah
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>>53354742
Think I know what you're on about.

On that subject, why are there still troops there? WWII ended 71 years ago and the Korean war, idk, 50-60 years ago? Never really looked into that one and I'm not going to.
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>>53354774
>>>/wsg/897355
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>>53354779
like vegeta?
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>>53354761
why would you waste my time like that
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>>53354816
>>>/out/
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>>53354817
Technically the korean war is still on
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>>53354820
shes actually pretty cute
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>>53354817

Probably to keep an eye on Russia and North Korea
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thinking about the eternal void
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>>53354817
hold on let me get Obama on the line and ask him
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>assignment due in 30 hours
>barely anything done
haha lads
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Just sent someone a friend request and now I realise its 3am and that probably looks fucking weird
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>>53354820
brilliant
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>>53354855
FOY
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>>53354599
Kek I think I know you
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>Just sent someone a friend request and now I realise its 3am and that probably looks fucking weird
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>>53354896
nice fly-over state mate
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>>53354861
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUKeiJ3igXg
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>>53354882
me when i like a girls instagram picture at this hour
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>>53354877
What's the assignment
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>>53354914

tell them you work 3rd shift
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there are some proper cute slags on interpals 2bh lads
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going to wank, be back in a bit
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>>53354941
Then I'd have to make up a job as well
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>>53354939
Web design, make a website and do all the documentation shit, I'll probably be able to get it done but I might be working up until the deadline Monday morning
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>>53354827
I said a mountain range not mountain peak
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"When you are torn between 2 choices, always pick the one that will make the best story"

Discuss
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>>53354972

might as well go all the way
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>>53354983
>make a website

>get a boilerplate
>set columns
>type text

done
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>>53354924
>commiefornia
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>>53354983
What kind of shitty course are you doing
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>>53354995
u need to evaluate which story ud rather tell in the long run
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>>53355011
Nah, they'll pick that shit up most likely.
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>>53355037
Perth is the most boring, shit shitty in the entire country. There is literally nothing to do there.
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>>53355066
then type one up yourself lid fucking hell making websites isnt what it used to be
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>>53354995
best story is subjective. ultimately a meaningless criteria. plus the quality of a story is in how it's told, and not necessarily the events related to it
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-IGHByjToO4

good video
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still not convinced that regular people actually have sex irl
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utah is the most beautiful state i've been to (been to 32)
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>>53355105
FOY
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>>53355073
Perhaps, but Adelaide is worst. I'm from Melbourne anyway, only here for another year.
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Nice flubromazolam buzz underway

and I'm going to sleep like a corpse and wake up with a huge afterglow, I love LOVE drugs
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>>53355090
>not mentioned
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well good morning
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>>53355096
yeh it's pretty weird innit

like you'll be talking to a girl and just think "probably a few hours ago that guys genitals were in her mouth and we all acknowledge this and act like its normal!
"
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>>53354173
Afraid to hurt her feelings :(
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the gf is cosplaying lids
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>>53355090
This is a fucking joke, what fucking retard thinks the British Empire was the most evil and doesn't even have the Roman Empire on the top ten ? The British Empire was the greatest and most humane there ever was, whoever made this video hates the west and is mentally unbalanced. The British gave the world everything and improved every place it stayed in.... this video is pathetic. The Japanese Empire and Hitlers were a thousand times more evil than the british and the Belgians although they did commit terrible atrocities are but a speck on real empires. This video gets a rating of zero out of a hundred.
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>>53355156
this desu
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>>53355182
Have you got to the bit where they sing nirvana
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>>53354345
>/int/ - /brit/
Are you retarded?
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having a punt
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>>53355202
literally just got past that scene
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wish i could type on /brit/ with intonations, pitches and pace

some of my posts are typed casually and sarcastically but some are built up with heavvvy power, wish i could bold or highlight certain words that are meant to be read with emphasis
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>>53354345
>/brit/
Are you retarded?
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>>53355212
maybe joao, maybe
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avin a cheeky wank
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>>53355156
yeah, and then some lad introduces you to his gf and it's like "yeah, i stick my willy in her fanny and shoot my semen in her a couple of times a week." and then you think that these two at one point progressed from being complete strangers to doing this unbelievably intimate and animalistic thing with each other.

normies can mock us all they want, they are the real weirdos imo.
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>some of my posts are typed casually and sarcastically but some are built up with heavvvy power
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>>53354907
alri who are you? Where do you live

>>53354707
sounds like it'd make her psycho analyse me

>>53354662
Scotland

>>53354656
nope see:
http://i.imgur.com/7uIs68z.jpg

>>53354647
>>53354645
yep see above
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>>53355212
>>53355241
Whyd you quote it twice?
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>>53355287
are you Normandinian
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pakis in
my vagina
t. progressive cuck student
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>>53355293
Brazil.
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>>53355287
myspace was 10 years ago m8
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>>53355287
Edinburgh
How tall are you?
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>>53355287
mate you look about 13 im not even joking fucking hell
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>>53355351
>
progressives NEVER say "paki" that's offensive

it's pakistani or asian
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>>53355397
this bf
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>>53355397
I know mate. It works though.

>>53355373
six foot 1
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hate the word progressive, it implies progression, however the only people who use the word are leftist mentally ill cucks and are causing the opposite of progression
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urgh like wow

keep getting "Connection Errors" when i hit that naughty post button

keep having to close my browser and reopen to post, cause that's what seems to fix it

like really bit of a hassle, yeah?
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>>53355436
want to punch/powerfuck you
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just called the janny about this 13 year old lads
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>>53355436
Hmm maybe I don't know you
You look very similar to someone I know
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>yfw this guy still posts here
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>>53355465
good lad
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Doing Akinator lads

Give me someone
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>>53355463
I do muay thai lad would love to scrap you for a laugh /no hatred intended just a bit of a laugh

>>53355482
A lot of Scots look like me 2bh
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>>53355413
as a chinaman I'm offended when people call pakis Asian just by association
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>>53355456
that's why educated people call them the "Regressive Left"

and while i agree with you saying "leftist mentally ill cucks" is no better than what they're doing. buzzwords 2bh. just like "racist bigoted nazis"
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>>53354599
>>53355287

you look like an adorable little boy girl
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>>53355498
>tfw sershlad doesn't
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>>53355287
nah it's just using psychological terms for shit

she'd froth it
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>>53355506
the janitor
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>>53355508
thai lad mentioned
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jeff are you still awake
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>>53354077
can you believe she has 25 million followers? thats insane. imagine how much power she got, 25m people checking her pictures
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>>53355542
all me 2bh
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>>53355519
*while i agree with you, saying "leftist mentally ill cucks"

haha i guess punctuation really helps a message make sense
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what should I watch

>inb4 yify
I have a small hard-drive, no bully
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>>53355539
THAILAD
H
A
I
L
A
D
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>>53355287
look at this emo fuckboi with hos Justin Bieber haircut lmao
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>>53355584
o brother where art thou
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>>53355537
Got anon in the first 20, close enough.
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Lads.I'm in she's thirsty as fuck

>>53355617
Too anxious to get it cut 2bh. Usually have short back and sides.
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Lads I got sent on some mandatory courses for work
Apparently if I quit my job I have to pay for the courses?
That can't be right?
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Just threw up in my bin, then pissed in it for good measure.
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>>53355621
do you not get annoyed that I keep posting this list

I did watch Tracks though, and something else
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>>53355689
literally don't remember it
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>>53355577
it's okay mate, I got your point and agree with you
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>>53355625
purple aki
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Think I'd really love to be a rich alcoholic, going to high class bars, drinking expensive drinks, and drinking till I don't care
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>>53355638
post a full picture of her. She looks like a drag queen in those thumbnails
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I have never drunk in my life

I am neither muslim nor underage
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>>53355744
>high class bars
??????????????????
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>>53355638
>48
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What should I make my reddit username?
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>>53355741
MENTIONED

25
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Here is a list of all my trips and doses

27th oct 2014 (150ug LSZ)
30th oct (225ug LSZ)
7th nov (150ug LSZ)
14th nov (300ug AL-LAD)
22nd nov (300ug LSZ+150ug AL-LAD)
29th nov (300ug LSZ)
11th dec (375ug LAD)
25th dec (450ug LAD)

1st jan 2015 (450ug LAD)
10th jan (450ug LAD)
17th jan (600ug LAD)
31st jan (825ug LAD)
8th feb (250ug LSD)
14th feb (200ug 1P-LSD)
28th feb (1200ug LAD)
14th march (500ug 1P-LSD)
21st march (400ug LSD)
28th march (400ug LSD)
3rd April (300ug LAD)
10th April (500ug LAD)
2nd may (400ug LSD)
10th september (3.5g cubensis)
21st september (3.5g cubensis)
9th october (3.5g cubensis)
25th December (300ug LAD)
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>>53355638
>48

Alri
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>>53355784

Like the ones in movies. they could be fake for all I know, I'm poor as fuck
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>>>/wsg/896913
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bought a ps4 few months back, literally never used it
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>>53355584
Green street
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>>53355818
can you see the matrix yet?
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>>53355782
don't bother it's shit if you're autistic and the throwing up bit comes before the losing social inhibitions bit
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>>53355782
>not a single (You)
/brit/ is getting hard
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>>53355828
upper class cunts wank around in golf clubs and other more private things and don't order they get served shit
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>>53355839
same, worst console ever
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>>53355790
>>53355824
She's 23 I asked her.

>>53355778
see pic
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>>53355841
>sex in the city
>pretty woman
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>>53355884
what is that
oriental with light eyes?

what am I looking at here
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>>53355870
staying up for the second night in a row waheyyy
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>>53355869

are you rich?
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>>53355884
camera angles, could be a fatty
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>>53355649
Seriously lads help
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>>53355896
that's me mams i swer on me nan
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>>53355921
no i just live close enough to all those people
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqQoYJXo1Hk
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>>53355939
my experience is that if you tell your employer to go fuck himself there's not much he can do about it
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I'm committing crimes against music..

I thought Kev's voice against Chopin would sound funny, I just feel like I'm doing something wrong.
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>>53355931
Probably not considering her arm. Is she white or what
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>>53355849
Thailad you cunt I moved my graphics card into the other PCI slot and now its all works, why didn't you tell me to do that?! I'm starting to doubt you work in IT
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>>53355903
She's a yank, should I ask her heritage?

>>53355931
Welll she is a yank tbf
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>if i close my eyes the room starts spinning and i throw up
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>>53356010
he looks a little strange to be thailad m8
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>>53355986
Hi it's Chopin here, you have my permission Thailad.
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>>53355967

well then I'd like to get drunk in a bar that isn't blasting shitty pop, country, or rock
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>>53355839
can i have it then?
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>>53356028
probably from drinking too much dirty water up there in the north
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>>53356028
how can the room spin if you don't even see it haha
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>>53356010
I told you to fanny around with it.. well done.
>>53356038
Oh, cheers.. thanks for the music btw
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Straight out of the meme oven lads
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>>53355903
contacts
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>>53356017
they were just contacts I guess.
Still, she looks like some Asian, Italian mix
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Hampshire desu lads.
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>>53355818
Do you think you're addicted?
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>>53356107
Hahahaha Japan reppin Hampshire I've seen it at all
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>>53356073
Not paying the postage mate
Not exactly anything to play on it anyway
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>>53356017
she is definitely part oriental something
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>>53355981
What is your experience?
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>>53356142
It's called a designated bloodborne machine for a reason
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>>53356082
my head spins relative to the room's location in space

my cerebellum is intoxicated t b h, i don't have to explain shit you nazi fuck
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>>53356198
wow now my head is spinning too

thanks a lot
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>>53356028
>>53356198
anemia/low iron
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>>53355839
i haven't played my xbone in like 3 months hahaha

might get the division to play with the lads but i sort of want rocket league on PC and i don't buy many games
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Just fucked myself up the arse with my dildo, sucked it clean, came on the shaft, sucked it clean again and now I'm eating a bar or Galaxy. :3
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>>53356179
actually have it but never played it
isn't dark souls 3 out soon on like, every format?
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you guys wanna play a steam game or something?
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forgot to turn on flux now my eyes are burning haha AAAAAAAAAAH
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Anglophones literally have hieroglyphs excepts words...or not? Have English a orphography's rules?
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>>53356288
orphoniggerwhat
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>>53356259

Why are gays so disgusting?
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>>53356272
April sometime I think
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>>53356288
ay wat the fuk u talken about

jus post fucken memes bro
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>>53356288
what
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>>53356241
Its out on pc too
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slightly overdid it on the sambooky lads
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Munching on some Sour Patch Kids: Berries, lads
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>>53356314
Rasheed
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>>53356348
the division? alll my m8s have xbone and i don't want to play by myself :(
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>>53356278
holy shit i just disabled mine to test

how can people not use this program?
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>>53356334
ur mumz a fukin meme m8 that's y I meme fuked her up d arsehole fukin pozz slag haha
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>>53356379
by not being a pussio
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C3E48FD
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>>53356372
make new mates, they'll quit after a week anyway
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How'd your FA Cup R3 go lads?
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>open BBC News
>Stranded Thames Whale: 10 years on (2006)

fucking hell it was 10 years ago already, I remember reading that shit in the news like 4 days ago
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>>53356435
was relegated
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>>53356446
>open bbc news
nope.exe
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>>53356404
no
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>>53356452
Sorry Celtic lad :(
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>>53356110

Not really, not comparable to other drug addictions at all. I took over 7 months off acid and I was fine with it. I'd happily indulge every 3-4 months instead of every 7-10 days.
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SmH need to get up fairly early
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walks towards you
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-35265269

what would you do if you won £33m lads
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>>53356474
love this blog
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took 0.75mg flubromazolam and a skinful of JD plus 5 cans of stella and i only feel mildly bussed
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>>53356488
A biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig wank
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>>53356488
buy a nice flat in the middle of amsterdam and soundproof it so i can watch people act like lemmings
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>>53356404
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>>53355818
Tell me about shrooms, I have acquired half an ounce but haven't done them before
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>>53354156
ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
im so mad
fucking women
FUCKING DAD GOD DAMN
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>>53356488
drugs alcohol and hookers, at the same time
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>>53356435

watch the 4th round draw tomorrow. it's always nice when a lower league team gets drawn away to a big one.
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>>53356488
shitpost without a guilty conscience
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>>53356241
>division

i bet that game is shit
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>>53356546
this desu
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>>53356518
they're harmless man, in wales they grow everywhere. kids in highschool literally go picking them on lunchbreaks
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>>53356497
Took 1.5mg clonazolam and drunk a pint after doing a bunch of speed and I lost a day of my life before haha

Do not remember what the fuck I did but I was seemingly quite productive because I found stuff on my computer which I'd done and I also restocked my fridge with some weird items

Don't want to imagine what else I did in public
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>>53356536
I'm praying for a Liverpool TKO by Exeter desu
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>>53356553
if it's made by ubisoft and it's multiplayer focused then it's doomed from the start
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>>53356488
i'd probably buy the biggest boat i could and live on it and sail the world 2bqh
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>>53356568
We had some that grew in school one year by the library wee
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>>53356546
Its ubisoft and hyped as fuck
ofc its gonna be shit

it'll be destiny tier
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>>53356488

apartments in London, NYC, LA, Tokyo, Sydney and holiday homes in italy spain and france

the best cocaine money can buy
the best escorts money can buy
withdraw as much cash i am allowed and install 10 huge fans in my room so i can play crystal maze thing where all the money blows around

then retire for a bit to assemble a huge awesome library where i would sit in solitude reading for 6 hours a day before snorting coke off escort fannies
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>>53356518
They're great, very different sort of trip though
Idk about others experiences but shrooms for me was a very physical high
I was exhausted by the end of it.
Never out of control but everything was very fluid and saturated looking, very alive.
Acid feels more "mental", like I'm aware and alert the entire time but just enjoying the show
I saw more concrete manifestations on acid too, like distinct halluscinations rather than a general flow of vision.
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>>53356488
I would hike everywhere
Buy some friends with the money and hike everywhere
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>>53356568
>>53356607
Should I do them on my own, if so what should my dose be
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>>53356596
wonder what happened with ubisoft, their games used to be good
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>>53356381
hahaha u fukennnnn didnt id ya ill bloodybottle u cunt
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>>53354429
tell her
>LET'S FUCK! I'LL FUCK ANYTHING THAT MOVES!
she'll love it
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Went full fedora
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>>53356628
the same thing that happened to blizzard, biowarw, ea and Activision
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>>53356607
did you ever get nauseous?
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>>53356602
£33 million isn't enough for all that stuff
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>>53356488
Honestly I'd continue getting my degree
Put the vast majority aside and make it work for me

But I'd also purchase like a kilo of good coke and be off my tits for the rest of my time at university
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>>53356518

I prefer acid. Shrooms make me far more emotional and self reflective, and on one of my trips the nausea was bad enough to basically ruin the whole thing. incredibly CEVs though, mindblowing fractals, the most beautiful thing you'll ever see.
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>>53355293
Because I'm retarded
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>>53356664
what happened to the russian
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>>53356546
yer probs will be

i wouldnt buy it day one. i'd wait a whole and see what the gameplay and shit is like.
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killin a self
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>>53356664
did you forget to crop yourself
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Just got a friend request from a girl on Facebook lads

It's 4am wew
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First time I did weed was in a "spacecake" in the Netherlands, smoked it a few times after that (kinda shitty local stuff in germany) but never had such an intense trip. When I ate the cake it took like a good hour to kick in but shit was unlike anything else after it did

What do you reckon it was down to, that I ate it, the dosage, the quality? Maybe they put something extra in?
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>>53356664
>doxxing yourself
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>>53356702
Lost interest in her. Now talking to this girl and some yank who is quite hot

>>53356715
>>53356719
Don't really care there's nothing personal on it,and I am undoxxable
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>>53356664

just get her to show you her tits already
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>>53356719
I doubt anyone gives a shit, I don't.
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>>53356730
challenge accepted
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>>53356730
nah I mean what'd she say when you offered her to live in the uk or whatever
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>>53356717
Edibles take ages to kick in and it was probably the combination of dosage and your low tolerance
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>>53356674

they don't need to be penthouses. £4 mil apiece for the flats and the italy spain stuff will cost relatively nothing.
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>>53356752
Go for it. I'veposted my full name on here before

infact theres loads of britisens that know it

>>53356761
see pic
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>>53356703
gotta preorder dude for the epic """"""""""""""free"""""""""" and """"""""""""unique""""""""""" skins
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>2.8 million migrants expected for 2016

Fucking hell lad Europe will land a man on mars with all these scientists and engineers.
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>>53356717
I ate spacecake in Amsterdam, not much happened, then the second time I ate it before I got on the plane home, I was still fucked when we landed and the cunts took literally everything out of my suitcase and checked every nook and cranny, I just told them what was going on and some guy was laughing which made me laugh.. madness.
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>>53356680
>be off my tits
Doesn't seem very conducive to finishing a degree lad
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*doxxes*
wew, nice name

*continues doxxing*

haha what a weird hobby

*doesn't stop the doxxing*

WOW, never thought you were into THAT
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>>53356835
good dox
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>>53356717

I was there about 8 years ago and it felt like one spacecake was equal to smoking 3 joints
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>>53356830
Since when did students actually study lel
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>>53356835
saved for further reference
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>>53356830
It might make me even more productive desu
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*hacks into your computer*
wew lad, nice IP, mind if I borrow it for a minute?
*uploads illegal stuff using your IP*
hehe....
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>>53356835
you're cute, hanz
I like the way you type
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>>53356815
>I ate it before I got on the plane home
wew lad what a fuckin madman

Should've said 'you can have a piss sample' and started pissing to top it off
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>>53356881
nice1 hassan
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>>53356881
Good luck I'm behind 7 proxies!
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>>53355649
Still none the wiser lads
Really worried don't want to have to grovel for my job back
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>>53356887
y-you too
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Sleep pattern is well fucked
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for fucks sake lads my mum's new boyfriend showed up unannounced and now i'm hiding in my room

why do people insist on having relationships after they've already passed reproductive age anyway, it doesn't make sense
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>>53356856
I do ;_;

Depends on the meme-index of your degree i suppose
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benzos KICKING in
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Should I respond to this girl?

Not sure if she is attractive enough

http://www.interpals.net/Citlalmine
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>>53356920
must suck to genuinely know you're not the center of her life
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>>53356920
>mums boyfriend

now i know you're a pleb
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ok the flubro is pretty strong, can't get out of bed, lol
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>>53356948
Fat spic
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>>53356852
That makes sense then 2bh, I never really smoked that much maybe a small joint equivalent. We were sharing.
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>>53356920
is he the jew
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>>53356950
it's annoying because she always goes on about how she's so independent and done with people and then she goes and pulls this shit

>>53356955
how could you know that?
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>>53356920
how old are you
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>>53356920
Soon you'll be the wife's son, I'm glad you're living up to the memedom Aussie.
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>>53356897
It was good though I'd recommend it. It seemed to kick in as we were taking off. I felt as if the higher the plane got the more stoned I was getting, then when I felt like we'd leveled off I was just .. 'weew, flying lol'
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>>53356973
My thoughts exactly lad. I feel too bad ignoring her though.

Can't be doing this interpal shite it just makes you feel bad for letting down people
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>>53356968
Good lad
Creeps up on you like a mother fucker doesn't it
One minute you're just like I'll take a couple more, next minute it's 2 days later
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>trapped in your room because if you go outside you might have to interact with someone
LMAO
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>>53356986
no
>>53356995
i'm 21

Go ahead and say i'm pathetic all you want, i don't care. I hold myself to a different standard than the normie ideal.
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>>53356948
She seems boring as fuck tbqhwymf
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>>53356968
Never taken flubro again.

Its too good. I ate a 50 bag of them in one day and was high as fuck for four days straight, walked up some mountain with my mates which I can't remember and apparently I feel down a hill and near split my head open. Also near fell off a cliff.

Can't remember those four days. Anything could have happened.
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>Go ahead and say i'm pathetic all you want, i don't care. I hold myself to a different standard than the normie ideal.
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british women are the worst fuck this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8xmSi5ZFNE
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I think i'm on a personal best lads.

Honestly, I should enter the Olympics.
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>>53357031
definitely not a fun thought in the slightest
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>>53357037
What should I say to norwegian Qts?
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>>53357050
Kek
Benzo stories are the fucking funniest thing to read
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>>53357050

mazepam or mazolam? if it was the latter i don't see how you could have survived.
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>>53357053
would fugg the one in the dress 2bqh
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>>53357066
I had good luck being funny as fuck tonight. You should try it, works out pretty well. Looking for a word for being funny as fuck btw,
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>Go ahead and say i'm pathetic all you want, i don't care. I hold myself to a different standard than the normie ideal.
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>i count (You)'s as some kind of bizarre score because i have nothing better to do with my existence
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>>53357114
>>53357114
>>53357114

did another lmao
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>>53357012
People are shallow, its just how it is.
No one wants to talk to a fat ugly autist, not even if you're the most intelligent or interesting person out there.
Literally everyone looks at profile pics first before reading profiles, hell if you're attractive you could write that you're a rapist and a murderer and you'd still get messages.
Oh and everyone is judging you by your looks too, if you're ugly you're worth less than someone attractive
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>>53357103
banterlicious
hilair (hilarious)

etc
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>>53357115
Just so you know I'm counting this as one.
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>>53357134
hilarious is the word I'm looking for, thanks m8
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