What would happen if Canada joined the European Union?

>>53359348
>cucks wanting into the european cucknion
POTERY

>>53359348
I'd move to the States and risk getting shot.

>>53359348
We'd invade.

>>53359348

Fuck you, the EU is shit.

We should try to get into the Nordic Council.

WE EVEN HAD VIKING SETTLEMENTS, LET US IN DAMNIT

>>53359398
It's just an interesting hypothetical.

In my opinion it would be marginally better than being gradually absorbed into the USA like is currently happening.

>>53359471
You misspelled China.

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Then peaceful annexation wont be possible.

>>53359495
The Chinese are just doing a bit of light colonising on our pacific coast. It's the Americans who are stealth annexing us. (:

>>53359519
Please annex us USA I want non-retarded gun laws.

>>53359519
Vote Trump in so we can have a real Anschluss.

>>53359458
>>53359519
This shit isn't a joke, we are literally being absorbed by the USA. In 50 years we might not even exist. Please, somebody help.

Nah, no one's breaking this dysfunctional family up.

>>53359579
To what exactly are you referring? Which province have we absorbed that I didn't hear about?

>>53359471
>>53359579
[citation needed]
Canadian and American politicians that are for a union are on the fringe

i'd shitpost on /pol/ about it

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>>53359596
This. We'll always be the three fucked up amigos.

Much better chance of Canada getting absorbed into a Commonwealth Confederacy consisting of UK/NZ/CA/AUS after Brexit than joining the EU.

when is the EU gonna fucking collapse already, the euro sucks dick just like the people who use it

>>53359737
You do realize that each of those countries voluntarily chose to be independent from the other less than 100 years ago, right? The momentum is in the opposite direction.

>>53359622
>>53359641
I don't have any solid cases to back my point, but maybe seeing two big yanks plowing my wife from both ends when I come back home from work has put the idea in my head that the USA is slowly taking us over. When I drop my half-yank son off at school I think of how my country is slowly being diluted, to the point where a few generations down the line there will be nothing of its identity preserved and it will lose its sovereignty. Maybe when other Canadians unironically entertain annexation by the USA it kind of makes me feel like it's happening.

I know, silly, right?

>>53359936
There is no Canadian identity and Canadian sovereignty is literally just a piece of paper in London.

>>53359998
This is what I fucking mean. We're just like Austria before WWII, and Trump is Adolf Hitler and there will be a WWIII. You motherfuckers gonna try and annex us, and when that happens I'll be ready with a shotgun. Nothing personal, I just don't want you cunts taking our nationhood away.

>>53360068
But you don't have a nation; you have a foreign head of state and your country's constitution is partially based on another country's legislative acts.

>>53359348
id move there

canada just looks like a much better version of USA desu senpai

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>>53360068
>our nationhood
What nationhood?

>>53359579
Yes, somebody please help.

I don't want my country to absorb a cuck nation like Canada.

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>>53360068
>our nationhood

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>>53359998
>>53360110
>>53360178
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>>53360662
THIS ISN'T A MEME!!!!!

>>53359841
>the Euro sucks dick
> the US is borrowing money from China

Explain that one lard-arse

>>53359841
The USSR took 70 years to collapse, hold your horses Paco.

>>53359348
>What would happen if Canada joined the European Union?

Unrestricted migration of Poles and Muslims to Canada now that it is in the Schengen zone

>>53362514

>borrowing money
>buying debt

Stop trying into economics, NEET.

>>53359348
Morrocco would be the next to join since there'd be no more reason to refuse them.