me going for a walk
i would match the normie checklist by most measures.
I noticed that a lot of you seem like you are seemingly normal and well adjusted, especially quick witted as well.
Can you really not convey this into a normal environment, or am I over-estimating people on here?
>he didnt go out with a schoolgirl for his first gf
lmao, missed out on that juicy teen pussy
>"depression doesn't real"
I knew her my entire life. She fucking threw herself at me and I didn't know how to respond even though I thought she was actually the most beautiful human being alive. Went to uni after 2 years of being an anti-social autistic fuck, realised everyone else was sexually mature adults. Started responding to her, making half-hearted attempts at meeting up. She said no because she had a boyfriend now. Confessed my heart to her finally last summer and she said she didn't like me like she did, because she hadn't seen me in so long. I said it would be the last time I talked her, she said she hoped it wasn't. Haven't talked to her since. Pretty much given up hope now.
Reposting because I need someone to tell me what a fucking idiot I am
i get my m8s roots all the time on tinder by giving them things to say and i do it in /brit/ too occasionally.
i just don't do it for myself hahaha. my m8s reckon i could fuck a girl the same day i got it if i did what i did for others but i'm a generous lad.
>I like my women like I like my wine: mature
fug I got in a simlar postion I was friends with this super qt all my life, she was my best friend I even kissed her a few times. I knew she liked me but I was way too autistic to ask her out, I moved house and couldnt really speak to her anymore a few years later she mesages me on facebook asking me about life and shit, few months later after that we met up and she tells me she liked me, I had a gf at the time but she didnt know she I couldnt say anything back and I didnt even love my gf lol loved her. Finally came to my senses and dropped my gf and went after her, she then moved to Leeds and got an aussie bf.
I feel your pain pham
I have 2bh, my low self confidence is thanks to her. woman degrade the fuck out of you when you break up with them
You're a fucking idiot.
I mean most beautiful human alive? Let's not fool ourselves Emilia Clarke exists after all.
Just don't kill yourself when you facebook stalk her in two years and see she's married.
Tali is the best girl
I've fucked a couple of 50 year old MILFS, it's not bad ybh
protip: never put all your feels on one girl, be messaging at least 3 at once so you have backups it it goes tits up
>he doesnt know 10/10's are subjective opinions
Can tell you are a virgin>>53352684
>protip: never put all your feels on one girl, be messaging at least 3 at once so you have backups it it goes tits up
this is literally how attractive lads turn into autistic shells of men they used to be, when you pour out your soul to a woman and then ended up losing her stupidly. you just don't see any other woman the same way and think they are all evil demons who laugh behind your back
me doing a drama performance.
LITERALLY the easiest way to get HOT WET girls. guaranteed.
You're fucking idiots if you don't join a drama class outside of work/school
Not only do you get free skills and access to new friends, you get taken around the country (and abroad) to perform to hundreds of people.
It's amazing, the hidden jewel of spending your free time.
I could understand your taking the piss out of "most beautiful human being alive" shit if she was some unattainable ideal who I was obsessed with. If she hadn't thrown herself at me.
But she did. To the point where people with me asked me what the fuck I was doing rejecting her like that.
Some on my uni mates went through my texts and literally staged an intervention on me asking why I was being such a fucking retard.
She was in my fucking hands. But I was too much a fucking pussy and eventually she understood that and moved on.
when did the pakis arrive in the uk first?
>this is literally how attractive lads turn into autistic shells of men they used to be
Been there, didn't get my first gf until I was 20 so adored her because girls before then always ignored me, she treated me like crap and dumped me
You should grow out of it after a few years and date other women, you realise the things we are taught about women growing were lies, women aren't romantic. You'll date lots of women and settle down with one when you get her pregnant or start feeling too old
Brum here Ama.
Om Tat Sat Om Tat Sat Om Tat Sat Om Tat Sat Om Tat Sat Om Tat Sat Om Tat Sat
hare kṛiṣhṇa hare kṛiṣhṇa
kṛiṣhṇa kṛiṣhṇa hare hare
hare rāma hare rāma
rāma rāma hare hare
i've been in a similar situation with a solid 9/10 qt girl
you just don't know what to do, and you're so afraid of doing the wrong thing that you walk a line so conservatively you piss away the chance.
Which one of you made this to show our slags off to JFs?
>if you dont value your own countries culture you should literally neck yourself
so lonely lads
moved to northern ireland from england for a job
have no friends
live in a shit hole
gf broke up with me because of the distance
I make good money but find no pleasure in spending it
don't enjoy playing video games or watching television any more
only people I speak to are at work, on weekends I speak to literally no one except on 4chan and just sit alone drinking and wanking myself into oblivion
I always thought at uni it would be cool and exciting to live by myself, focus on what I want to do and spend my own money but it really isn't lads, this is crushing
Can only agree with this. Dancing and talking is no problem what so ever when I have consumed enough alcohol. I get too anxious when I'm sober tbqh. Doubt it's a good sign though
Why can't pakis just be normal people?
guarantee this would be front page news if it was a paki preaching and some white guys taking the piss, the guardian would have a field day
there is no such thing as 'the one' there are billions of women, you could fuck any of them, marry any of them depending on the circumstances
don't believe Hollywood tosh about romance it's completely detached from reality
>moved to northern ireland from england for a job
Meet up with some of the NI lads they are sound
ex was literally a 9/10 as I said I am still in love with her and feel like I am cheating myself when I go for antother woman.
You're just a literal autist who doesnt understand the concept of love because no one has ever loved him
Always get you 2 confused tbH
How can I double message this one if she hasn't replied by tonight/tomorrow FaM?
Lads I was literally in a relationship with her for 8 FUCKING YEARS.
Do you know what that does to a man? Women brainwash you
I dont care about having sex I want an intimate relationship because thats all I know with women and what I am good at
and its too hard to find one these days
Nope already posted her before if I post again people will know its me
Didnt mean it that way my expectations are too high and when I go for another woman I feel like I am cheating on what I like most.
>and when we pull out of each other
>I ask you if you can tug me off
your girls are fucking shit
>what is love
IM NOT LOOKING FOR SYMPATHY. I am looking for ADVICE.
The type of girl I like is very rare so its hard to move on, and the fact that I hate british girls and only go for foreigners (no pakis just euros)
Freuds bust a gasket
>ITT good looking people who are so autistic that they mess up with girls who are begging for them
someone needs to archive this thread or something
literally a thread full of beta, bitter and butthurt good looking cunts releasing their anger on everyone else
this is comedy gold
Sophie is middle class. Went to private school and her brothers are doctors or something.
>is so valuable to his country that the government pays him to exist
LAds what do I say? Shes russian.
What is russian humour so I can be witty?
Might do a social experiment and call her beautiful and shit and act really overly romantic just to see what her reaction is
Not where I live.
Funny enough we were talking about that after having a baby scare.
I done it lads.
Mentioned commie blocs too, probabyl going to get absolutely bantered
just go to the netherlands or something lad
they don't seem so bad
Just to back up these handsome autists who have the opportunity to shag girls and don't for anxiety or other reasons...
I get it. Been flirting on and off with this 6/10 Paki for about a year now. She's very shy but a literal nympho, basically spends all her alone time fingering herself, is never satisfied, etc. Filthy as well, likes deepthroating, taking it up the arse. We've sent each other pictures, talked dirty on the phone and over Skype and stuff but never met.
Recently she's been talking about meeting me since her dad is in Pakistan and she's going to be home alone, kek. But I can't go through with it. I really want to fuck her but at the same time I can't be bothered travelling to Yorkshire and meeting her and spending all that fucking time with her just for a shag.
After dreadging through the endless muckery about these American hating suicide hijackers who perpetrated this dastardly deed, I have come to find more than a bit of morbid fascination in the tale of one Mr Mohammed Atta, so heres my bit of inadequately presumptive armchair psychoanalysis: Im convinced that the main suicide Hijacker,Mohammed Atta, was a inconvienvably repressed homosexual. He didnt fit the profile of a normal suicide martyr: he was well to do, and educated..and I remember several people , including his father, who mentioned him disliking women intensely and never having a girlfriend, even after they arranged a marriage to an attractive rich girl for him.sounds to me like classic repressed homosexual rage, resulting from a highly repressive environment. I think homosexuals who grow up in highly repressive environments often have highly violent self destructive tendencies. Sad.
a girl i was thinking of dating keeps going on about my blue eyes
do women do this? it was kinda nice at first but now it's getting a little weird
should i sign up for interpals
i'm not desperate for pussy i just want to improve my german
do people actually use it to improve their second languages or is it a dating website with a gimmick on top?
yeah i'm thinking either "haha nice to jaimeet you haha (please respond) haha" or something else TbH
alright so i got the message from her at around 10pm asking for me to come to some warehouse party in marrickville (now by here alarm bells should have been ringing). i quickly got changed out of my cum stained, star wars boxers and commandeered some brandy to put into a water bottle. anyway i walked down to the station and had a swig of the brandy and it was absolutely fucking vile so i tactically bought some coke at a vending machine and mixed it.
2 trains and a 25 minute walk later i'm there and i enter some extraordinarily shit warehouse party that felt like it was 35c and there's smoke everywhere. we walk up to the roof to talk a bit and it's the most fucking awkward experience i have ever had (way more awkward than a typical tinder meet up). after that we go downstairs to come couches and continue making conversation, a bit goes past and i don't remember how but she unleashes the bomb of "i will not sleep with you" -- i was taken a back and immediately thought that was the rudest thing anyone has ever said to me. she kept fucking running her mouth about feminism and the implications and expectations people have from tinder and i'm just sitting there simmering because this has all been a huge time waste.
so it gets to the end of the night and her mate's like dying from alcohol poisoning so they catch an uber back. before she leaves she's like "yeah sorry for wasting you're time" and i'm like "no worries haha" and then she interjects me half way through it all and is like "UHHHH NO NOT 'NO WORRIES' YOU SHOULDN'T EXPECT ANYTHING" so i had to on the spot correct her on how you can use "no worries" as a way to just move the conversation along.
after that i caught an uber back and the driver was some paki from bristol (good bloke but).
Lads it fucking worked
>tfw the if you are attrtactive you can say anything meme is real
Couple of weeks I think, she said she thinks he might be arranging a marriage for her haha. But it's Sheffield and I don't really fancy spending time there.
wew get in there lad
can brits get along with japs?
i'm going on a trip to japan in two months and was thinking of going to some pubs
thanks lads, i don't have to link my facebook do i? Or post a shit tonne of pictures of myself either?
I know you're secretly a Krautqt who wants the d, you can't fool me
Only because I couldn't.
It is my failure. Every dick she takes, every man she pretends she loves. She told me she had never loved anyone, she said she trusted me more than anyone else. I fucked it all up. Fuck me i am pathetic.
WATCH OUT MATE IT'S A FUCKING TRAP
>that entire event
did you ask why she fucking invited you then? what an absolute moron that girl is.
straight up a clueless cunt who uses tinder to validate herself as a person and uses those sorts of invitations as an extension to show herself "look how far this guy will go to see me".
fuck herrrrrr. good lad for keeping it cool.
>did you ask why she fucking invited you then? what an absolute moron that girl is.
yeah she was like "well you should have used some common sense" and i was like "what no don't invite people out then cause obviously im trying to get with you".
she was actually a fucking meme -- one of those "oh look how quirky i am" type of girls.
Alright lads. Here's some more poeple that messaged me. Not interested in the Russian 2bh
what do I say to these. Also want to banter the fuck out of that bent mexican
I don't know
I think it has lots of foreigners
Redpill me on this Oswald Mosley guy? is he a meme or what lads haha x
lmao common sense dictates that a late night invite to a warehouse party might be followed by a chance at fucking her. not sitting around listening to feminist bullshit. that straight up sounds like the worst tinder "date" i've ever heard of hahaha
Just popped another capsule after the first come-down.
Minging like a motherfuck.
If I go on Interpals with a basic knowledge of the german language, I'll only get to speak with literal 10 year olds right? Due to the average english language speaker there being fairly good
>lmao common sense dictates that a late night invite to a warehouse party might be followed by a chance at fucking her. not sitting around listening to feminist bullshit. that straight up sounds like the worst tinder "date" i've ever heard of hahaha