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cara

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bit of a nobhead desu lads haha

Lads I'm an autistic paki from Birmingham who studies psued-science part time in order to anaylze the people I talk to online whom happen to be my only friends AMA.

>>53352392
Faggot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctjckFHtRJ4

>>53352438
who the fuck am i

Not all niggers are nigger? Some are white on the inside? Nelson Mandela, Martin Luther King, Michael Jackson, Django, Obama, Tiger Woods, Samuel L Jackson, Gandhi et al.

>>53352438
>hes an ugly loser who deludes himself into believing girls don't like him because he is shy
sure lad

>tfw no bf

>>53352425
i haven't seen this in years fucking hell he'd be like mid to late teens now hahaha wonder what the madman is up to

>>53352428

*lets out a boisterous guffaw when he sees the scene*

If you're good looking and haven't had at least one minimum 7/10 gf then you should just kill yourself now

Is Mass Effect just a shite Star Wars rip off?

>>53352438
What should if (if necessary) double message a girl on tinder named Jaimee

>>53352447
dude wtf

who /nopeepeeinurinal/ here?

hate getting my cock out in public, might see my small willy haha

dog is in the lead (no pun intended) followed by cow, horse currently being BTFO in third

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me going for a walk

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sara

>>53352472
caralad

>>53352485
babylon 5 ripoff 3bh

`I was thinking that i need an edgy aspect of my life: should i start cutting or get a mental illness (like depression, bipolar, etc.)? Like which is cooler?

>>53352521
become the toastwanker

https://twitter.com/rosyrutherford/status/685517619840086017

>>53352506
really want her to suck my dick

>>53352483
im average looking and i statistically should have had at least a 4/10 gf by now

if not a 5/10

>>53352504
keep walking

>>53352501
Do you sit down to piss as well?

i would match the normie checklist by most measures.

I noticed that a lot of you seem like you are seemingly normal and well adjusted, especially quick witted as well.

Can you really not convey this into a normal environment, or am I over-estimating people on here?

>Be me
>On Omegle
>Get paired with a group of university girls at a party
>Show them my penis
>Everyone laughs at its extremely small size

>>53352392
DONT LINK YOUR SHITE THREAD BEFORE MY POST

>>53352521

go dogging but take a tranny with you and wait for all the old blokes to start wanking then turn the tranny over so they can see his cock gyrating wildly

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>he didnt go out with a schoolgirl for his first gf

lmao, missed out on that juicy teen pussy

pic related

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>>53352521

>"depression doesn't real"

>>53352533
>Trotsky next to lenin
Put this bitch in the gulag

>>53352501
Hate peeing in public in general but it has nothing to do with my dick

>>53352173
I knew her my entire life. She fucking threw herself at me and I didn't know how to respond even though I thought she was actually the most beautiful human being alive. Went to uni after 2 years of being an anti-social autistic fuck, realised everyone else was sexually mature adults. Started responding to her, making half-hearted attempts at meeting up. She said no because she had a boyfriend now. Confessed my heart to her finally last summer and she said she didn't like me like she did, because she hadn't seen me in so long. I said it would be the last time I talked her, she said she hoped it wasn't. Haven't talked to her since. Pretty much given up hope now.

Reposting because I need someone to tell me what a fucking idiot I am

>>53352569
This is my only regret in life desu

>>53352555
shut up for once you autistic twat

>>53352544
in the UK it's impossible to have a normal social life unless you go to pubs and clubs every weekend, we are outcasts to the culture

>>53352544
i get my m8s roots all the time on tinder by giving them things to say and i do it in /brit/ too occasionally.

i just don't do it for myself hahaha. my m8s reckon i could fuck a girl the same day i got it if i did what i did for others but i'm a generous lad.

>>53352507
ye but you dont need pseudo science to know that

>>53352483
my only gf was chinese desu idk what id rate her just by looks

teach me to english please i want to be good

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>>53352569
>I like my women like I like my wine: mature

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me in the middle

>>53352444
>>53352576
fug I got in a simlar postion I was friends with this super qt all my life, she was my best friend I even kissed her a few times. I knew she liked me but I was way too autistic to ask her out, I moved house and couldnt really speak to her anymore a few years later she mesages me on facebook asking me about life and shit, few months later after that we met up and she tells me she liked me, I had a gf at the time but she didnt know she I couldnt say anything back and I didnt even love my gf lol loved her. Finally came to my senses and dropped my gf and went after her, she then moved to Leeds and got an aussie bf.
JUST

I feel your pain pham

>>53352478
Frued.

>>53352472
sanserof

>>53352483
I have 2bh, my low self confidence is thanks to her. woman degrade the fuck out of you when you break up with them

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>>53352569
>tfw never even had a first gf

>>53352482
its meant to evoke feelings of existentialist angst

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Feeling really bad about the future lads

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>lmao, missed out on that juicy teen pussy

>>53352576
You're a fucking idiot.
I mean most beautiful human alive? Let's not fool ourselves Emilia Clarke exists after all.

Just don't kill yourself when you facebook stalk her in two years and see she's married.

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>>53352392
Tali is the best girl

have a habit of asking my friend's gf's to show me their tits when I'm drunk as a skunk. Is this bad?

>>53352544
>especially quick witted


4chan is literally the opposite of this. You get a good few minutes to think of your response, nothing like actual conversation.

>>53352638
im not him whoever he is

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there is no limit to female narcissism

>>53352618
I've fucked a couple of 50 year old MILFS, it's not bad ybh
>>53352576
protip: never put all your feels on one girl, be messaging at least 3 at once so you have backups it it goes tits up

my new gimmick failed ugh

>>53352676
extremely spooky picture, dont need to see stuff like that before bed

>>53352662
>You get a good few minutes to think of your response

You're using the site wrong.

There has been an awakening.. have you felt it? Yeah it's mah DICK!!

>>53352676
>British flags on the windows

Which bigoted city is this?

>>53352704
looks comfy as hell you fucking retard

>>53352658
>he doesnt know 10/10's are subjective opinions

Can tell you are a virgin>>53352684
>protip: never put all your feels on one girl, be messaging at least 3 at once so you have backups it it goes tits up

this is literally how attractive lads turn into autistic shells of men they used to be, when you pour out your soul to a woman and then ended up losing her stupidly. you just don't see any other woman the same way and think they are all evil demons who laugh behind your back

wanna watch a good espionage thriller movie, lads. What's good one

>>53352683
when you're good looking you naturally want to parade your face to everyone

if I was good looking I'd literally be uploading 50 selfies a day

>>53352676
spent a good minute looking for kevin

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i deserve a gf

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me doing a drama performance.

LITERALLY the easiest way to get HOT WET girls. guaranteed.

You're fucking idiots if you don't join a drama class outside of work/school

Not only do you get free skills and access to new friends, you get taken around the country (and abroad) to perform to hundreds of people.

It's amazing, the hidden jewel of spending your free time.

>>53352544
its complicated

Dog is hogging the bed lads

>>53352544
Mate. when you have low self-esteem from past experiences with girls and still love a girl there's just no helping

>>53352726
Whitstable

I'm 5'1" lads, could I ever get a gf?

>>53352768
they all think your gay m8

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwZHvwCBAns

>>53352734
nowt comfy about getting shanked by abdul and his mates on their way home from mosque

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>>53352768
>I do drama

>>53352749
the lady vanishes

the original

or secret agent

>>53352599
Holy fuck this is completely spot on

THIS

>>53352795
yes, she won't be very tall though

>>53352795
>5'1"
its over

>>53352796

>think im gay

been inside 3 of those girls m8

>>53352662
m8 you can see how it long it take for someone to repond

>>53352795
aim low

>>53352658
>>53352684
I could understand your taking the piss out of "most beautiful human being alive" shit if she was some unattainable ideal who I was obsessed with. If she hadn't thrown herself at me.

But she did. To the point where people with me asked me what the fuck I was doing rejecting her like that.

Some on my uni mates went through my texts and literally staged an intervention on me asking why I was being such a fucking retard.

She was in my fucking hands. But I was too much a fucking pussy and eventually she understood that and moved on.

>>53352795

probably a midget. There's this midget that models for suicide girls with hella nice tits. I'd even date her

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when did the pakis arrive in the uk first?

>>53352807
oh, now I get the you, when I blurt obscenities like a spastic

>>53352858

post pics

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>been inside 3 of those girls m8

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>been inside 3 of those girls m8

hello?

my goal is to have a gf by the time Zoolander 2 comes out so i can have someone to go with that isnt my mum

>>53352751
Pretty average looking desu

just ordered god delusion by richard dawkins

This girl I know from school's mum died when we were in high school and now her dad has died as well.

wew.

>>53352741
>this is literally how attractive lads turn into autistic shells of men they used to be
Been there, didn't get my first gf until I was 20 so adored her because girls before then always ignored me, she treated me like crap and dumped me

You should grow out of it after a few years and date other women, you realise the things we are taught about women growing were lies, women aren't romantic. You'll date lots of women and settle down with one when you get her pregnant or start feeling too old

luckily I have no shame whatsoever when Iæm drunk lads, tinderslags getting turnt left and right

>>53352858
fucking hate people like you

do you have severe aspergers here

this is like sitting on a fucking oil field and burning it all

>>53352438
Did you start your course in 2015?

>>53352848
more than 2 seconds is weird in normal conversation

>>53352895
hey

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Brum here Ama.

Om Tat Sat Om Tat Sat Om Tat Sat Om Tat Sat Om Tat Sat Om Tat Sat Om Tat Sat


hare kṛiṣhṇa hare kṛiṣhṇa

kṛiṣhṇa kṛiṣhṇa hare hare

hare rāma hare rāma

rāma rāma hare hare

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>hello?

>>53352858
Well you need to move on to. You tried and she's gone. You can try again but I doubt it'll work.

>>53352903
kid in my primary both his parents died in the same year #unlucky

>>53352907

>luckily I have no shame whatsoever when Iæm drunk lads

Me neither. Wish my drunk self was my normal self, desu. At least my buzzed self

>>53352886
Who is this? Poleboo?

>>53352910
i've been in a similar situation with a solid 9/10 qt girl

you just don't know what to do, and you're so afraid of doing the wrong thing that you walk a line so conservatively you piss away the chance.

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>I value British culture

>>53352910
rest assured you could never hate me more than I hate myself

>>53352936
hi

I'm hot just like an oven

>>53352795
I actually knew a 5'1 guy with a girlfriend

she was a munter but still, pussy is pussy

How long have you been frequenting /brit/?

I have since 2012. Just about every week morning since. I rarely ever post.

>>53352961
if you dont value your own countries culture you should literally neck yourself

>>53352956
no that's Jay from The Inbetweeners

>>53352969
juden pls go

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Which one are you, lads?

>>53352879
No, she I'm pretty sure she goes on 4chan.

THIS IS HOW PERFECT SHE FUCKING WAS.

>>53352964
>>53352958
holy shit autism is a real thing

did your mum drink everyday whilst she was pregnant or something

fjcking hell

>>53352982
Year and a few months

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Which one of you made this to show our slags off to JFs?

>>53352997

Just one ffs, I need to see what she looks like.

>>53352906
I've already dated other women. Even more attractive ones, I just dont know what it is i cant get over my ex im not memeing when i say this but she was literally "the one"

>>53352982
last week. no idea what FOY, FONT, or rourke means

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>if you dont value your own countries culture you should literally neck yourself

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so lonely lads

moved to northern ireland from england for a job

have no friends

live in a shit hole

gf broke up with me because of the distance

I make good money but find no pleasure in spending it

don't enjoy playing video games or watching television any more

only people I speak to are at work, on weekends I speak to literally no one except on 4chan and just sit alone drinking and wanking myself into oblivion

I always thought at uni it would be cool and exciting to live by myself, focus on what I want to do and spend my own money but it really isn't lads, this is crushing

>>53352998
t. someone with a massive inferioty complex

Fuck off billy no mates

phone just went white then black then reset

what happened

>>53352995

literally none of those

>>53352997
you don't want a girl that browses 4chan jesus christ, this place ruins women

>>53353008
>Karen Danczuk

kek

>>53353017
>she was literally "the one"

Oh come on.

>>53352982
Beginning of 2014

>>53353008
blonde one with the red background and white shirt in the bottom left is a camgirl

>>53352965
let's make love tonight

>>53352954
Can only agree with this. Dancing and talking is no problem what so ever when I have consumed enough alcohol. I get too anxious when I'm sober tbqh. Doubt it's a good sign though

>>53353042
t. an autist who couldn't get a 9/10 when they were practically fucking begging for it

Holy the autism is real and I am fucking laughing

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4uLM3wlYuWw

Why can't pakis just be normal people?

guarantee this would be front page news if it was a paki preaching and some white guys taking the piss, the guardian would have a field day

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Sophie lads

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people are fucking stupid

>>53352995
Literally none where's the still in love with my ex one?

>>53353008
whos the one above beth

>>53353015
No

I'll describe her

Slightly mixed race so she always looks tanned , athletic figure, deep brown eyes, curly hair, sardonic smile, slightly upturned nose, weak chin.

>>53353052
Some proper meme slags on there. Her, Carol Vorderman and Sara made me laff.

>>53352608
Jordamn how should I double message this boner condoner?

>>53353039
why do you go on like that then?

>>53353017
there is no such thing as 'the one' there are billions of women, you could fuck any of them, marry any of them depending on the circumstances

don't believe Hollywood tosh about romance it's completely detached from reality

>>53353018
FOY dumb cunt

>>53352998
i was way out of my comfort zone and didn't want to screw it up hahaha

>>53353039
would kill to have my own place

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>>53353039
>moved to northern ireland from england for a job

>>53352995
None of them.

>>53353039
Living by yourself is fantastic. Try living in a house of 9.

Never again.

>>53353062
k

>>53353088
get on the cross

>>53352395
if she's so beautiful, where are her tits?

>>53353049
Exactly. She was my perfect level of cynical, intelligent and beautiful.

Jesus fucking christ she was IT. Everything I wanted. WHY DID I DO THIS TO MYSELF

>>53353079
if she wasn't picked for Sansa Stark she would probably be a single mother in a council estate with her 6/10 beta provider

weird how life can change things

>>53353109
*shrugs* thanks you too

>>53353039
Meet up with some of the NI lads they are sound

>>53353072
ex was literally a 9/10 as I said I am still in love with her and feel like I am cheating myself when I go for antother woman.

You're just a literal autist who doesnt understand the concept of love because no one has ever loved him

>>53353126
start with yourself so

You smart
You loyal
I appreciate that

>>53353158

at leas show ur 9/10 ex then

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>>53353008

favorites

>>53353154
F O Y

>>53353142
they're right there put your glasses on chang

>>53353169
lamayo

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>>53353150

How you reckon that famo

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>>53353097
thats not me lad

>>53353158
not that other guy, but you sound like a huge fucking beta when you talk about 'cheating' on a woman who already left you, get a fucking grip

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>>53353088
Does she look like this.

>>53353066

I got complimented on my dancing during new years. I was completely shitfaced

>>53353195
well she was just some working class tart, thats what happens to most of them, they pop out a few kids and do fuck all

>>53353199
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyONbqggasY

>>53353097
was it you i gave "hey how aria" to yesterday haha

i had to leave after that one so i didn't get updates

>>53353195
Not him but it's true

She's nothing special, looks like the average slag

Maisie is even uglier, she'd probably work at the Tesco till or something

>>53353186
FEE FYE FOY FUM, FEE FEE FOY FOY

>>53353149
One more maudlin outburst and it's off to /r9k/ with you.

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>>53353199
Always get you 2 confused tbH

How can I double message this one if she hasn't replied by tonight/tomorrow FaM?

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>>53352995
>the phoney

>>53353054
>>53353106
Lads I was literally in a relationship with her for 8 FUCKING YEARS.

Do you know what that does to a man? Women brainwash you

I dont care about having sex I want an intimate relationship because thats all I know with women and what I am good at
and its too hard to find one these days

>>53353178
Nope already posted her before if I post again people will know its me

>>53353205
Didnt mean it that way my expectations are too high and when I go for another woman I feel like I am cheating on what I like most.

>>53353183
>top left
did you screenshot this image

>>53353183
shit taste familia

>>53353235
OH SHIT MY BOI DIS STRAIT BANGA BOUT TA GO HAM INNIT BOUT TA THROW DOWN

>>53353239
Oh fuck I've got a lot to tell bout that time wasting bitch

Hold up I'm pooing after this poo I'll go on my comp and type it all out

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>>53352392
Best incoming.

>>53353245
yeah, Maisie is even too ugly to be a slag, I can only imagine how miserable her life would have turned out without GOT

>>53353245
>>53353234
Frueds back lads.

>>53353214
No

Longer hair, smaller chin, less eyebrows, thinner lips and she wouldn't pose in that ridiculously over the top way.

>>53352501
i kind of automatically assume guys that lads that use stalls to piss have micropenii

>>53353265
>8 Years

What's the point of dating for 8 years?

>>53353294
Completely abhorrent

>>53353254
she will dont sweat it

but idk tbf

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>>53353254
>and when we pull out of each other
>I ask you if you can tug me off

dam...

>>53353265
if you're willing to be so invested in a woman you can't get over her it's really your own fault and nobody else, I have little sympathy for you

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>>53353266

just used the snipping tool

>>53353250
I'm drunk fuck off

WHY DID I DO THIS

WHY GOD

THIS IS WORSE THAN NOTHING

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>>53353294
>>53352392
>ass effect
your girls are fucking shit

>>53353235
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVcj5h0WdbE
me doing a cover

>>53353285
innit

where can i find a qt ginger gf in the UK lads?

do qt ginger girls actually exist, or are they a meme?

>>53353280

I like brunettes, desu

>>53353302
you're really butthurt about being an ugly beta aren't you

>>53353341
rather than just downloading the image?

>>53353254
oh m8 i posted in the thread but then it went to a new one and had to bail

I said "nice to jaimeet you" hahaha

*sneaks up behind you and brings tomahawk down on your head, cleaving your skull*
heh, normies...they never learn

>>53353328
>what is love

>>53353338
IM NOT LOOKING FOR SYMPATHY. I am looking for ADVICE.

The type of girl I like is very rare so its hard to move on, and the fact that I hate british girls and only go for foreigners (no pakis just euros)

>>53353377
Freuds bust a gasket

>>53353353
>metal queer solid

>ITT good looking people who are so autistic that they mess up with girls who are begging for them

someone needs to archive this thread or something
literally a thread full of beta, bitter and butthurt good looking cunts releasing their anger on everyone else

this is comedy gold

>>53353372
I'm surrounded by gingers I don't know why you'd want one qt or not.

so...?

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>>53353372
NI

>>53353234
>>53353245

That can be said for many people that happen to get a shot at success and makes it.

>>53353403
why not?

>>53353396
>The type of girl I like is very rare so its hard to move on, and the fact that I hate british girls and only go for foreigners
there are more Europeans than Brits you retard

>>53353381

It was a hell of a lot quicker than dl since all I wanted to do was circle things. Literally accomplished the same exact thing in a fraction of the time

>>53353391
haha AAAAAAAAAAHGGHHHH OUCH my head!!!!!

lol ahaha

>>53353381
yes because it's quicker to use the pen tool on it than paste/load and edit you fucking idiot

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>>53353245
Sophie is middle class. Went to private school and her brothers are doctors or something.

so...

>>53353396
I mean after 3 or 4 you might as well marry or propose.

>>53353436
me on the plane

>>53353405
What's Bremen like m8?

>>53353411
who's this gremlin

>>53353411
B E T H
E
T
H

>>53353436
really? I guess you do need connections
shes an ugly cunt for a private school girl

>>53353423
I'm about 80% sure they are not human. They stare too much.

>>53353454
you're probably closer to Bremen than me
you're the bigger expert

>>53353450
>brothers are doctors

so?

>>53353436
>Sophie
>private school

probably got bullied for being that ugly lol
poor girl

>>53353398
>some internet spaz on a power trip about lads doing something completely normal

should I move to Spain or Germany?

Spain has shit economy, but Germany is full of Pakis now

>>53353436
look at these sluts living it up on American money

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>>53352995
>is so valuable to his country that the government pays him to exist

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LAds what do I say? Shes russian.

What is russian humour so I can be witty?

Might do a social experiment and call her beautiful and shit and act really overly romantic just to see what her reaction is

>>53353428
Not where I live.

>>53353446
Funny enough we were talking about that after having a baby scare.

>>53353489
>>53353465
>sophie
>ugly
is this opposite day?

>>53353489
dont understanding the point of this gimmick

>>53353377
Funny that it was actually you

>>53353502
cyka blyatt xaxaxaxa))))))))))

>>53353398
I hate myself so fucking much. I tried hard and I still fucked up.

benzos havent kicked in yet

>>53353436
it's weird how Natalie Dormer has a down syndrome face but is really really sexy

>>53353398
i'm not bitter at all about my cock up hahaha. it's funny in hindsight and makes for good banter.

i'd say most guys have cocked at least one sitter up.

>>53352995
denialist of course, except for the attire and special porn stash

>>53353502
Russian girls are usually cold, need to talk to them for a while before flirting

I don't like British women either, just move abroad

What's wrong with British women?

>>53353520
whats a good site to buy em off?

last one i used went tits up

>>53353502
Hi Dani, can I sling one up your fanny?

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>>53353517
>>53353543
I done it lads.

Mentioned commie blocs too, probabyl going to get absolutely bantered

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>>53353493
just go to the netherlands or something lad
they don't seem so bad

>>53353563
date a foreign girl and you'll understand

>>53353493
Italy

Not even sure when she fell out of love with me lads.

was it when i first rebuffed her or when i went crawling back hoping she still felt for me?

>>53353579
you forgot the )))))))))))))))))) part you mong its essential

Just to back up these handsome autists who have the opportunity to shag girls and don't for anxiety or other reasons...

I get it. Been flirting on and off with this 6/10 Paki for about a year now. She's very shy but a literal nympho, basically spends all her alone time fingering herself, is never satisfied, etc. Filthy as well, likes deepthroating, taking it up the arse. We've sent each other pictures, talked dirty on the phone and over Skype and stuff but never met.

Recently she's been talking about meeting me since her dad is in Pakistan and she's going to be home alone, kek. But I can't go through with it. I really want to fuck her but at the same time I can't be bothered travelling to Yorkshire and meeting her and spending all that fucking time with her just for a shag.

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>>53353579
stratospheric cringe levels

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>>53353563
Nothing, they're perfect.

>>53353502
DAVAI PRIYIDI ZDES, MOGU DAT' TIBYE PASSPORT DAVAI DAVAI

>>53353586
true, it's an option
>>53353596
I don't know any Italian and they're not exactly full of jobs right now

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After dreadging through the endless muckery about these American hating suicide hijackers who perpetrated this dastardly deed, I have come to find more than a bit of morbid fascination in the tale of one Mr Mohammed Atta, so heres my bit of inadequately presumptive armchair psychoanalysis: Im convinced that the main suicide Hijacker,Mohammed Atta, was a inconvienvably repressed homosexual. He didnt fit the profile of a normal suicide martyr: he was well to do, and educated..and I remember several people , including his father, who mentioned him disliking women intensely and never having a girlfriend, even after they arranged a marriage to an attractive rich girl for him.sounds to me like classic repressed homosexual rage, resulting from a highly repressive environment. I think homosexuals who grow up in highly repressive environments often have highly violent self destructive tendencies. Sad.

>>53353621
>davai
wish russian ceased to exist so i could play dota again

>>53353617
That was the point lad its a social experiment bro just a prank bro

>>53353617
Simmer down Freud

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a girl i was thinking of dating keeps going on about my blue eyes
do women do this? it was kinda nice at first but now it's getting a little weird

>>53353610
are you me? I also have a dirty Paki girl up in Yorkshire

I live in Cardiff so don't feel like humping it up there, and she seems like the type of girl who might flake

>>53353579
jesus christ

>>53353600
Get over her

>>53353565

buckledbonzi, chemwire

>>53353579
should i sign up for interpals

i'm not desperate for pussy i just want to improve my german

do people actually use it to improve their second languages or is it a dating website with a gimmick on top?

>>53353661
headbutt her the next time she mentions it, promise she won't ever again

>>53353681
Some people use it legitimately. Just find a Kraut who wants to learn or improve English.

>>53353681
its for both

you won't get any girl there unless you're like 8/10 anyway

>>53353681
people seem to use it for language while autistic freaks use it for dating

>>53353681
the latter
you have to block thailand tho cause they message you 24/7

>>53353389
yeah i'm thinking either "haha nice to jaimeet you haha (please respond) haha" or something else TbH

>>53353239
alright so i got the message from her at around 10pm asking for me to come to some warehouse party in marrickville (now by here alarm bells should have been ringing). i quickly got changed out of my cum stained, star wars boxers and commandeered some brandy to put into a water bottle. anyway i walked down to the station and had a swig of the brandy and it was absolutely fucking vile so i tactically bought some coke at a vending machine and mixed it.
2 trains and a 25 minute walk later i'm there and i enter some extraordinarily shit warehouse party that felt like it was 35c and there's smoke everywhere. we walk up to the roof to talk a bit and it's the most fucking awkward experience i have ever had (way more awkward than a typical tinder meet up). after that we go downstairs to come couches and continue making conversation, a bit goes past and i don't remember how but she unleashes the bomb of "i will not sleep with you" -- i was taken a back and immediately thought that was the rudest thing anyone has ever said to me. she kept fucking running her mouth about feminism and the implications and expectations people have from tinder and i'm just sitting there simmering because this has all been a huge time waste.
so it gets to the end of the night and her mate's like dying from alcohol poisoning so they catch an uber back. before she leaves she's like "yeah sorry for wasting you're time" and i'm like "no worries haha" and then she interjects me half way through it all and is like "UHHHH NO NOT 'NO WORRIES' YOU SHOULDN'T EXPECT ANYTHING" so i had to on the spot correct her on how you can use "no worries" as a way to just move the conversation along.
after that i caught an uber back and the driver was some paki from bristol (good bloke but).

>>53353667
Honestly wouldn't surprise me if it was the same one desu, I know I'm not the only one that she talks to.

Which city is your Paki from?

>>53353610
How long is the Dad gone for? You could have a long weekend or something, explore the locale and then the shag is a bonus i guess

>>53353728
Bradford

>>53353675
i have vaguely annoying memories about chemwire

signing up for interpals right now
will pretend that I want to improve my English so >>53353681 messages me

as soon as he does I'll doxx him

>>53353728
I'm not sure actually, all i know is she is in Yorkshire

>>53353672
I have no-one else to think about

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>>53353681
>>53353670
>>53353617
>>53353604
Lads it fucking worked

>tfw the if you are attrtactive you can say anything meme is real

>>53353764
She does when she's getting pounded by new guys

>>53353783
It's that simple. Autists on here are so clueless and bitter.

>>53353783
>very hung looking guy

wew

Lads.

What do I say to this QT? I don't want to be a memelord and do what I did to the russian girl actually quite interested in this one

http://www.interpals.net/hannahannahh

>>53353783
she wants british citizenship

>>53353783
NICE MATE

>>53353783
i honestly can't stand girls like this. they genuinely seem insincere and i feel like they're going to swindle me.

>>53353795
that's not funny, brit humor goes too far sometimes

>>53353783
>COLD AND UNFORGIVING
>NICE PLACE THOUGH

Know what she means.

>She is attracted

WEW

>>53353739
Couple of weeks I think, she said she thinks he might be arranging a marriage for her haha. But it's Sheffield and I don't really fancy spending time there.
>>53353783
wew get in there lad

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can brits get along with japs?
i'm going on a trip to japan in two months and was thinking of going to some pubs

>>53353709
>>53353714
>>53353715
>>53353717
thanks lads, i don't have to link my facebook do i? Or post a shit tonne of pictures of myself either?

>>53353761
I know you're secretly a Krautqt who wants the d, you can't fool me

>>53353819
This. I had so many poor russians swarming on me when I went on interpals

>>53353719
What the fuck

>>53353783
She wants citizenship and also kind of likes you but wants citizenship mostly

>>53353795
Only because I couldn't.

It is my failure. Every dick she takes, every man she pretends she loves. She told me she had never loved anyone, she said she trusted me more than anyone else. I fucked it all up. Fuck me i am pathetic.