pretty happy with this particular purchase lads
Yanks are at least slightly less yucky than your shitty cartoons you utter spacker
how DARE you insist that they change to suit our culture. Muslim culture is the most peaceful culture on the planet and we must adapt to suit them, you racist cis bigot shitlord.
>on the bus earlier
>only spare seat is next to me
>girl gets on, sees this, looks me in the eyes turns around, standing by the doors instead
fuck sake, it's just like the feel pic
i'm not even repulsive, not good looking but i wouldn't say people would be disgusted if they looked at me
ever been in public and seen a qt girl and wonder what her fanny looks like, tastes like, smells like .etc
me and the boiz out in london yesterday, missed the first call to prayer cos we were so hungover lmao
might catch the uni bus tomorrow so a girl might sit next to me
>on the coach
>plenty of spaces around me
>qt asian gril taps me on the shoulder and asks if she can sit there
my heart and benis at the same time t͏bh
Found somewhere that gives you 100 quid for blood donations
>twf a girl sits next to you when she gets on
>tfw she changes seats to sit next to someone else the next time it stops
Nah, the best thing is that the social stigna for not having one is dead
Disagree, most women are unhygienic as fuck. I heard my gf talk about it being 'shower day' with her housemates, just fucking shower when you aren't clean. And they put far too much perfume and all on, and all have bad skin from makeup blasting
>go to mates sisters birthday
>don't know anyone but him and a few mates
>try to be social and get in a photo with the senpai
>photo taker stops and asks "that boy there" to get out of the photo (me)
>get embarrassed as fuck
>drink buckfast out of a wine glass
>when a cute girl sits next to you and free double seats appear but she doesn't move
>tfw you get off at the same stop and have to walk the long way home so that the doesn't think you've become attached and are going to stalk her
>tfw the Welsh were the only foreigners around when you were a kid
Pakis and slavs everywhere now.
>buying a pass instead of using legacy captcha
>qt girl sits next to you
>no arm rest so she keeps bumping in to you
>can smell her perfume
>start imagining your life together
>she gets off at the next stop
>OBJECTIVELY WORST POSTERS 2016:
>>gif fuck off posters
WHAT DID YOU FUCKING CALL ME? A FAGGOT? DO YOU FUCKING KNOW WHAT FAGGOT EVEN MEANS? IT MEANS A HOMOSEXUAL. A FUCKING QUEER. A WHOOPSY. A PRANCING LALA FRUITY BOY. YOU COME HERE, AND CALL ME FUCKING THAT? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY GIGABYTES OF PORNOGRAPHY FEATURING ONLY FUCKING !!!FEMALES!! I HAVE? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY TIMES A DAY I MASTURBATE TO THIS COLLECTION, HOW MANY HOURS I SPEND EXPANDING IT? NO, NO YOU FUCKING DON'T, YOU JUST COME IN HERE AND MAKE A FUCKING JUDGEMENT ON ME LIKE YOU’RE SOME KIND OF JUDGER OF FAGS WHEN I STILL SMELL OF THE SEMEN FROM WANKING IT TO THE GASH OF A FUCKING FEMALE. THIS ISN’T FUCKING /GAY/ ALRIGHT IT'S /BRIT/. NEWSFLASH: NOT EVERYONE IS GAY YOU PIECE OF SHIT
WIPE THAT SMILE OFF YOUR FUCKING FACE. I BET I HAVE AT LEAST TEN TIMES THE AMOUNT OF PICTURES OF VAGINA YOU DO, FAGGOT FAG FAG FRUITY WHOOPSY DOO-DOO LAA LAA SCOUT BOY GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY THREAD.
I've come here from the year 2007.
Tell me everything.
>get match on tinder
>meet up with her
>Try to discuss the state of NASDAQ, Nikkei, or how her blue chip stock portofolio performed over the last year
>she doesn't know what any of it means
ffs lads, where can i find an intellectual bird who reads the Financial Times like me?
gonna retire this image
it's now abandon-ware
feel free to save and repost
>can't believe people worship an outdated, unelected scrounger. living in luxury at the tax payers expense
[spoiler]it was because I said something stupid[/spoiler]
bag on head put it in her pooper xD
I don't even understand why you hate us so much to be honest. Think you're just being an edgy twat so every time you see a yank you get triggered no matter what.
It's interesting because the area outlined as the northern powerhouse would be the 8th largest economy in Europe if it were independent.
I used to work in London and tbf it was a great place, but it didn't feel like the UK to me and I prefer being back home where my wages get me more than a wardrobe
m8 did i read that right, you want to travel TO croydon rather than AWAY from it?
circle line from canary stop at victoria i think, then you can catch a direct train to east croydon
Got my a good deal on a roomshare down south lads, only £500 a month.
I have to leave because my roommate has to pray 5 times a day, but i think the benefits outweigh the cost!
makes more sense that sucking on a """girl's""" willy tbqh
Think I might've just found the deal of the decade renting in London lads. Got this for only 300 quid a week. The black guy across the hall is really friendly but there are always people coming and going from his flat! He must be really popular!