/brit/

cara

Azusa

>>53093718
walk on, jap

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crayon pop

5th for junior spesh

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>>53093746
dropped this

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>>53093718
pretty happy with this particular purchase lads

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Your daddy gave you good advice

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>>53093718
Makise

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>>53093718
Yanks are at least slightly less yucky than your shitty cartoons you utter spacker

Got a strategy lads: I'm going to increase the interval between wanks by one day each time and see if that makes it easier to do a nowank.

>>53093740

>>53093740

>>53093740

Real thread, anime out

>>53093794
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAj26rVWK14

non shite anime thread
>>53093740
>>53093740
>>53093740
>>53093740

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Anna

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>>53093802

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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpN_SXTTWEI

>""""""""""""""""london"""""""""""""""""""""

>>53093740
>>53093740

we're in here

>>53093740
>>53093740

>>53093835
*unzips ilium*

>>53093837
>>53093846
JANITOR, ACTIVATE

>>53093855
imagine waking up to that

just...beautiful

>>53093796
underrated post

Just taking the bike out for a spin, I'll be back in a bit

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1451934994404.webm

>>53093855
>being poor

>>53093790
thanks lid

>>53093740
>>53093740

>>53093740
>>53093740

>>53093855
ive never been happier to live in a poor northern terrace, thanks for this

>>53093923
ded?

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>>53093979
t.

Not gonna lie, much prefer animie posters over the nignog posters in the other thread tbqh

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>>53093855
>Dormers

about to do a VERY degenerate wank

>>53093923
kekked

>>53094040
This shampoo feels really nice on your scalp, not memeing here, I've actually used it

herts in the house?
think we should watch yank inbetweeners on friday desu

>>53094086
Stings like shit if it gets on anything sensitive tho

>>53093923
haha

Poleaboo will bask in the embers of the dying goddesses carcasses set alight

>>53094141
This ain't no fucking Johnson's, what did you expect?

>>53094020
keep trying lad, people will start to care eventually

>>53093740

>>53093740
>>53093740

>>53093855
Can't they get done for noise complaints or something?

I'd be fucking livid

>>53094227
how DARE you insist that they change to suit our culture. Muslim culture is the most peaceful culture on the planet and we must adapt to suit them, you racist cis bigot shitlord.

First

>>53094050
Is that Rasheed stone

>>53094285
Even when it's ironic it still triggers me la

>>53094285
R

>>53094322
FOY

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time for britslags

rafi where u

made a really nice beef stew lads

>>53094063
More info pls lad

>>53094410
poor doggy

>>53094630
are you the lad with the scotch bonnets?

>>53094887
>>53094967

Stop being so rude

>tfw talking to qt slav on Skype

>>53095771
JOY

I hate the noise of the vacuum cleaner, sounds horrible

>>53096290
all the time

i'd love to get close and sniff it

>>53096313
cuck

>>53096313
agree

>>53096313
i think you're autistic

>>53096352
>coming from the yank

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>>53096313
vrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*SCHLRP*vrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*SCHLOOOP*rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrvrmmmmmmvrmvrmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm*CLANK*vmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm*WALLOP*mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm*schwoop*hmmmmmmmmmmmm *finish*

>>53096401
fuck off limey

>on the bus earlier
>only spare seat is next to me
>girl gets on, sees this, looks me in the eyes turns around, standing by the doors instead

fuck sake, it's just like the feel pic
i'm not even repulsive, not good looking but i wouldn't say people would be disgusted if they looked at me

>>53096410
delete

I was such an embarrassing beta orbiting leftist white knight cuck when I was 16 holy shit

Having a kinder bueno

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ever been in public and seen a qt girl and wonder what her fanny looks like, tastes like, smells like .etc

>>53096387
how does that make me autistic?

>>53096454
FONT

might join the 27 club

>>53096438

how do you know hes in the navy?

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me and the boiz out in london yesterday, missed the first call to prayer cos we were so hungover lmao

is it normal to pee once every two hours?

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>>53096439
might catch the uni bus tomorrow so a girl might sit next to me

Need to stop greeting over photies of dugs asap

>>53096456
how is it?

>>53096456
JUST ONE CORNETTO
GIVE IT TO ME

>>53096458
>>53096332

>>53096458
Not really
Bit lewd

Hey guys

>>53096517

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1giKMipRSBy

>>53096484
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1iAzxjCGYDN

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>>53096439
>on the coach
>plenty of spaces around me
>qt asian gril taps me on the shoulder and asks if she can sit there

my heart and benis at the same time t͏bh

>>53096507
if you drink a lot of water and wank a lot, yeah

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old new

>>53096536
i was just expecting a bueno

What ethnicity do you usually have if your name is Attila and like in Britain? Slav?

>>53096484
not a normie 2bh la'

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Found somewhere that gives you 100 quid for blood donations

Wew lad

we all learn arabic when we learn how to count to 10

>>53096520
got a multipack for 99p just the other day
bargain

>>53096559
FONT

Anthony Hutton: Former 'Big Brother' Winner Opens Dual Barber and Bar Business in Darlington

>>53096559
:(

How anyone can eat less than two burgers in a meal is beyond me

>>53096552
based

>>53096583

[x] doubt

>>53096572
hun

>>53096583
Gary's wife is asian

>>53096517
It's tasty.
Pretty bueno if you ask me.

>>53096515
imagine Scottish patter wae Australian weather aw wit a country that wid be sur

The best thing about having a GF is that their skin is very soft and they smell really nice when you cuddle them

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>>53096509
>twf a girl sits next to you when she gets on
>tfw she changes seats to sit next to someone else the next time it stops

>>53096572
hungarian/turkish

chewn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=we0OG70NNME

>>53096572
Thraco-Dacian-Aryan

i may or may not have reported this thread

so hard being genderfluid in today's society lads

>>53096629
>>53096636
FONT

>>53096615
>>53096641
>>53096644
thanks

>>53096642
say that again and i will fucking slay you

>>53096613
It's done at Croydon uni, only an hour from me.

>>53096618
Nah Welsh

>>53096647
you may or may not be an utter melt

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>>53096629
Nah, the best thing is that the social stigna for not having one is dead

>>53096629
Disagree, most women are unhygienic as fuck. I heard my gf talk about it being 'shower day' with her housemates, just fucking shower when you aren't clean. And they put far too much perfume and all on, and all have bad skin from makeup blasting

>>53096636
OW

some paki pulled this on me

>>53096636
>anon is so cool, i bet he doesn[t want to sit next me
r-right l-lads?

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>>53096445

vrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*SCHLRP*vrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*SCHLOOOP*rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrvrmmmmmmvrmvrmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm*CLANK*vmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm*WALLOP*mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm*schwoop*hmmmmmmmmmmmm *finish*

who /gendertrashqueerscum/ here

>>53096692
FONT

>>53096680
*unsheathes katana*

Hmph, I'd like to see you try

>>53096719

>trash

fuck off yank

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walk up some stairs
see this

wat do

>>53096692
Women don't smell as much so don't shower as often

Not hard to understand

>>53096712

>gif

fuck off

>>53096754
walk back up

>go to mates sisters birthday
>don't know anyone but him and a few mates
>try to be social and get in a photo with the senpai
>photo taker stops and asks "that boy there" to get out of the photo (me)
>get embarrassed as fuck
>drink buckfast out of a wine glass

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>when a cute girl sits next to you and free double seats appear but she doesn't move
>tfw you get off at the same stop and have to walk the long way home so that the doesn't think you've become attached and are going to stalk her

>20th percentile on IQ test
hmm, cant be too bad
probably and average score

no surer sign of a talentless hack than naming an album after your age/year you were born

need a cuddly tactile gf

>>53096754

lick their feet and pits, drink their piss and eat their hot steamy logs

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>Multiple solutions required - please solve more.

>>53096754
1,2,3

>>53096796
the 70th percentile is average

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>tfw the Welsh were the only foreigners around when you were a kid

Pakis and slavs everywhere now.

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>>53096819
>not having a Pass

>>53096798
taytay and adele are great though?

>>53096792
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wish kentqt would come back

i am literally the only girl in /brit/ now

really miss my oneitis

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>>53096819
>>53096867
>buying a pass instead of using legacy captcha

>>53096819
>he doesn't nigger the image captcha

>>53096884
gf? gf.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1giKMipRSBy

>>53096884
i'm also a girl
t. girl

(btw im a girl)

>>53096868
fuck off

>>53096884
Don't flatter yourself, there's about 3 verified and few likely candidates

>>53096884
chester

OBJECTIVELY WORST POSTERS 2016:
>Gookposters
>Anime posters
>FONT posters
>FOY posters
>gif fuck off posters
>Fedora posters
>Walsh posters

>go to call at a mates house
>his mum answers the door
>calls out to his sister because she thinks I'm coming to see her
>she's 15
>I'm 23

Oh boy

>>53096920
faggot

>>53096906
>having so little money that being annoyed is considered a virtue

want a qt girl to stamp on my balls and spit on me while i worship her feet

>>53096928
>>53096884
only landwhales browse /brit/

>>53096941
>Anime posters
>FONT poster
>Fedora posters
>Walsh posters

all me

>>53096509
wait does he have cancer ;^)

>>53096935
>verified
>""""""""""""""""""""""verified"""""""""""""""""""

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>qt girl sits next to you
>no arm rest so she keeps bumping in to you
>can smell her perfume
>start imagining your life together
>she gets off at the next stop

>>53096941
t. normie yank who is stuck in 2007

>>53096941
all me except gook posting

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>OBJECTIVELY WORST POSTERS 2016:
>>Gookposters
>>Anime posters
>>FONT posters
>>FOY posters
>>gif fuck off posters
>>Fedora posters
>>Walsh posters

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Feeling cosy lads.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cfulBCcNix

>>53096959
did you go along with it

on our trip to england i noticed something obscene

people still actually give a shit about the queen

>>53096884
I'm girl

also this is literally >I'm a girl
the post

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Going to bed lads, someone tuck me in? :3

>>53096941
>Anime posters
>FONT posters
>Fedora posters
me

>>53096960
WHAT DID YOU FUCKING CALL ME? A FAGGOT? DO YOU FUCKING KNOW WHAT FAGGOT EVEN MEANS? IT MEANS A HOMOSEXUAL. A FUCKING QUEER. A WHOOPSY. A PRANCING LALA FRUITY BOY. YOU COME HERE, AND CALL ME FUCKING THAT? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY GIGABYTES OF PORNOGRAPHY FEATURING ONLY FUCKING !!!FEMALES!! I HAVE? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY TIMES A DAY I MASTURBATE TO THIS COLLECTION, HOW MANY HOURS I SPEND EXPANDING IT? NO, NO YOU FUCKING DON'T, YOU JUST COME IN HERE AND MAKE A FUCKING JUDGEMENT ON ME LIKE YOU’RE SOME KIND OF JUDGER OF FAGS WHEN I STILL SMELL OF THE SEMEN FROM WANKING IT TO THE GASH OF A FUCKING FEMALE. THIS ISN’T FUCKING /GAY/ ALRIGHT IT'S /BRIT/. NEWSFLASH: NOT EVERYONE IS GAY YOU PIECE OF SHIT

WIPE THAT SMILE OFF YOUR FUCKING FACE. I BET I HAVE AT LEAST TEN TIMES THE AMOUNT OF PICTURES OF VAGINA YOU DO, FAGGOT FAG FAG FRUITY WHOOPSY DOO-DOO LAA LAA SCOUT BOY GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY THREAD.

>>53097001
>Christmas tree still up
>in fucking January

Piss off la

>>53096865
i don't mind eastern yuros tbqh, they'll be indistinguishable by the next generation

>>53097006
https://youtu.be/RsLNSg9kLn4?t=728

need a bf lads

>>53097001
DANGER DANGER
HIGH VOLTAGE

Fucking xbox is still in Denmark

Fucking hell, how many other girls are there on here? Genuinely didn't think there were so many......

>>53097045

12 day rule lad.

>>53097006
gonna try this
(doing a wank while having a poo)

>>53097045
>Not leaving it up until February
Rasheed

>>53097051
see her fanny slip?

>>53097035
top-tier post

>>53097006
another top TOP quality post by australia

just realised that the harry potter series takes place in the 90s

>>53096941
>FOY posters
>fedora posters
me

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What's your (You) record lads?

Mine's 49 desu

>>53097047
Radislaw

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I've come here from the year 2007.

Tell me everything.

>>53097019
can't believe people worship an outdated, unelected scrounger. living in luxury at the tax payers expense

>>53097115
2 or 3

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me irl

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>>53097006
10/10

>get match on tinder
>meet up with her
>Try to discuss the state of NASDAQ, Nikkei, or how her blue chip stock portofolio performed over the last year
>she doesn't know what any of it means

ffs lads, where can i find an intellectual bird who reads the Financial Times like me?

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gonna retire this image
it's now abandon-ware
feel free to save and repost

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>can't believe people worship an outdated, unelected scrounger. living in luxury at the tax payers expense

>>53097115
>>53097072
>>53097022
>>53097001
exemplary gimmicks

>>53097006
so cute how she's on the verge of laffing at parts :3 need a giggly fun yank gf

>>53097112
wish i had a friends like ron and hermione at school

>>53097115
49's cool but mine is 50

guess i'm just a better poster :)

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>>53097115
11
[spoiler]it was because I said something stupid[/spoiler]

>>53097130
we havent got hover cars yet but weve got plenty of interracial cuckoldry if youre into that sort of thing

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>>53097051

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bf just sent me this

might start doing things from khan academy so i can make myself a bit more knowledgable about things

>>53097051

Thank you Mr.Skelatal

>>53097138

the monarchy is an affront to liberty and freedom

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kilroy was here

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>>53097163
i know you want this so just take it

>>53097006
>dessoo

>>53097006
cute voice~~

>>53097006
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzxQgRbTesA

is this how /brits/ see sudacas irl?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szYUpVI39-0

>>53097228
yeah i told her to read it out but obviously tbH got filtered into desu

fucking hiroyuki

lads, in a bit of a bind
there's this bird at work, super fit body 10/10 but her face is probably a 3/10.
what do I do?

enjoying more and more american negroid culture lads

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>girl has american accent

>>53097115
22

>>53097006
ALL I WANT IN THIS WORLD IS A SHITPOSTER GF

>Finished work
>Finished reading the paper
>Paid attention to the wife
>Wife's son is in bed

wew lads, finally get some peace to post on /brit/

should be revising atm :x

feel a bit guilty :/ might fail x(

yes no
maybeeee

>>53097006
what

>>53097274
>trash
FOY

>>53097266
FONT

>>53097266
shag her from behind
do it for a good 2 hours

>>53097266

Do her doggy. Hahaaahaa XD

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me and the gf

>>53097328
shag her for a good 2 hours?

Every time I log on to these threads my hatred for yanks and pakis is perfectly justified.

I don't even know which are worse anymore

>>53097333
nice bum chin

doing a cuppa (coffee), lads

what's a nice dose of dihydrocodeine to mix with half a 70cl bottle of whisky

>>53097354
>log on
>>53097298
>Wife's son

LOL

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me and the gf

>tfw messaged Slav camgirl about making custom video for me
>end up having a lot in common
>now we're talking about music and I'm not even horny anymore t b h

>>53097072
>this gimmick again
been a while

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the gf and i

http://desustorage.org/int/thread/53069461/#53072848

>>53097370
GOY (good on you)

>>53097349

You could do. Be tiring doing it doggy for two hours though desu.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2950401/How-one-three-Londoners-born-abroad-areas-live-in.html

That fucking map

And people defend London

wanna suck on a girls fany lads

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>>53097266

bag on head put it in her pooper xD

Gimmick proposal: change FOY to JOY (jog on yank) because it's an actual word like FONT or FOAL

>>53097390
delete this

>>53097394
FONT

wots californias snapchat

making an arrangement

got my butt plug in lads x

>>53097424
the london defence force is out in full force today, watch out

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>>53097354
I don't even understand why you hate us so much to be honest. Think you're just being an edgy twat so every time you see a yank you get triggered no matter what.

>>53097431
the things i would do to that arse

*bites knuckle*

>>53097424
22% of the economy

Suck a dick you waste of space, you could never make it here.

>>53097424
petition to rename London "little india'

>>53093718
I'm planning on making some halal Pakistani curry tonight, can you give me some recipes? I want it to be authentic.

>>53097394
i on the right

>>53097482
Rasheed

>>53097404
nice gimmick

>>53097471
buckinghamshire

>Get texting
>Conversation ends on me answering a question
>Can't start the next conversation now
Fuck sake.

I want to live on anime thighs

having a look on google street view in bradford and you weren't memeing about all the pakis

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpN_SXTTWEI

>""""""""""""""""""""londoners""""""""""""""""""""""" WILL DEFEND THIS

>>53097482
It's interesting because the area outlined as the northern powerhouse would be the 8th largest economy in Europe if it were independent.

I used to work in London and tbf it was a great place, but it didn't feel like the UK to me and I prefer being back home where my wages get me more than a wardrobe

Stay mad

>>53097424
Tower hamlets reporting in, born abroad too.

>>53097507
I can't give you recipes but one thing you should never put in a curry is cream

>>53097496
should just wall it off 3bh

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dog's farts smell like roast potatoes

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>>53097471

Wife's son hasn't come back yet

Getting a bit worried, he's only 11.

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>>53097580

the north is literally and unironically better than London

t. southerner

>>53097535
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrcuWqw2tT8

>>53097562
croydon here

although my mum is english not one of those foreign people me

>>53097586

>gif

fuck off

>>53097613
Is the easiest way to get to there via the overground? I need to get to the uni at the weekend most likely

wanna suck on a girl's wily lads

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>>53097462
bruh dis niqqa look like a damn bon bon

355 days until Christmas and people still have their lights up...

>>53097650
alri

>>53097609
i bet this is what inspired JK Rowling's idea of Death Eaters

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>>53097609

>>53097650
NANA
A
N
A

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>>53097601
laughed
>>53097605
this

>>53097559
it would also be the least white country by miles

>>53097666
That was supposed to be already haha ruined me own joke there!

>>53097686

>gif

fuck off

who CHESHIRE here?

>>53097666
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twelve_Days_of_Christmas

Christmas doesn't end until the 5th of January you uncultured swine

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>>53097650
were you trying to say willy or wiley

>>53097648
m8 did i read that right, you want to travel TO croydon rather than AWAY from it?

circle line from canary stop at victoria i think, then you can catch a direct train to east croydon

>>53097609
haha look at those jolly little munchkins gotta love em

>>53097721
how to suck on a girl's wiley???

>>53097728
How bad is it? I live in the fucking hamlet how bad could it be

>>53097715
fuck off billionaire

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Got my a good deal on a roomshare down south lads, only £500 a month.

I have to leave because my roommate has to pray 5 times a day, but i think the benefits outweigh the cost!

>>53097715
lancashite, close enough

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>>53097609

Fucking kill me

>>53097427
>0 (you)s
>>53097650
>3 (you)s

so that's where we're at then is it

how do i stop procrastinating?

>>53097766
well, the first time I came here it was really sunny and I legit wondered if I'd somehow fucked up really badly and ended up in africa

>>53097773
bit boring now mate

learning from the khan academy lads

>>53097773
The day a poorthener learns basic economics is the day your irrelevant shit hole has a less than embarrassing economy

>>53097715
used to live in handforth and alderley edge 2bh
so proper cheshire, not plastic scouse cheshire

there is literally nothing gay about feminine penises

Going to Wales next weekend lads, might seem like a silly question but will I need my passport?

>>53097823
nah it's still funny
>>53097824
rasheed; JOY

>>53097810
Amphetamines desu

>>53097715

5 mins from the border here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ercdWXNJtg
>all that makeup
why lmao
makes her look so cheap

>>53097859
Gas yourself

>>53097859
idiot