lads what does FONT stand for again edition
it's this one irish twat in burgerland that feels the need to be "the thread maker" and doesn't understand that /brit/ threads are made at around the page 6 mark, not right after the bump limit
sadly janny stopped enforcing this rule long ago
>The white Muslim girl who grassed up Poleaboo is working at Ernst &Young
>Polish girl has a council job
>Polish Chad is doing a masters in the Netherlands
>Other Polish girl is getting on with her degree
Everyone got their happy ending but the good guy
Remember to keep your wank tally up to date, lads.
>normal people lead successful and happy lives once they get ribena out of their hair
>ribena continues to fester in his own self delusions and obsess over the people who no longer think about him except in court
what could the message here be
Let's start with I actually would like to end up in a relationship at some point FYI I don't want a one night stand, friends with benefits, not sure what you want, using as a rebound, using until you get back with your ex. Yeah ive been hurt but truth is let me in and I'll treat you with the respect you deserve mess me around and don't expect me to stand by and watch because I will walk away. I may sound arrogant but believe me im not im just fed up of been messed around. Id like nothing more than to date someone go out on day trips, have a date night once a week I just need to know where I stand as it annoys me when I'm just left not knowing what's going on.
is poleaboo's old blog worth a full read?
I read the first few entries and then some of the latest ones in September but oh my fuck it's so mundane in some places and I just stop giving a shit
>go to the pub with the lads
>Bring up the price of brent crude oil($38 a barrel, lowest in 18 years)
>Start to talk about the state of FTSE100
>they go back to talking about inane shite like football
ffs lads, where can i find some intellectual Financial Times reading types like myself?
it can be a laugh sometimes
like when he pisses himself at work and wanks to the thought of his sister putting him in nappies and that
bit depressing though to think there might actually be a genuine human being living this """life"""
>I'm a southerner
Basically another way of saying :
>I'm a rich posh twat
never got past 1 month of nofap. When I 'relapsed' my cum was brown ffs. never again.
But the speed limit is 70. Are you saying I went through all that shit learning to drive just to ignore everything I was taught the second there wasn't a teacher in the passenger seat?
>people that have studied and more than likely looked up the character they are cosplaying as don't know their names
Okay mate. Solid logic you've got there, how would they know what they look like if they can't name them?
Went nearly a month aswell (did some edging but no semen came out my willie at least) and when i finally when i climaxed my semen was kinda rough and a little yellow tbf took me a few days of wanking to get it back to normal haha
>disable adblock on 4chan because if /brit/ ever goes down i'll have nothing at all to do in my abundant downtime
>every embedded youtube video/strawpoll is full of horrible ads
the media might, but people you (poleaboo, aka ribena, the """""person""""" reading this) kill in this hypothetical act of pathetic desperation for attention will not
you wouldnt even be alive to bask in the attention - if you didnt buckle and neck yourself during or after your little blaze of glory someone else would and it would all be for nothing but shallow vindication for your entirely self inflicted torment, cementing you firmly in everyone's mind as a selfish sadcase because you chose to take your anger out on other people, irreversibly changing their lives in an instant instead of admitting you have a problem and seeking help for it
i really hope im just taking a social experiment too seriously because if you are a real person you're a real accident waiting to happen and every post you make disgusts me a bit more
developing a fondness for these 2bh
probably not the best thing for me
>But the speed limit is 70. Are you saying I went through all that shit learning to drive just to ignore everything I was taught the second there wasn't a teacher in the passenger seat?
You're just used to fat as fuck women. She's not muscular at all. Doubt she does anything but running in the gym
Can we get some driving feels in here lads?
>Tfw a lorry pulls out into the second lane and then slows down
>Tfw lorry spray on the window when it's raining
>Tfw cunts parking over yellow boxes so you can't get out
>tfw waiting to turn right and getting anxious the cars behind you are getting annoyed
>accident waiting to happen
well he's already irreparably ruined his life by filming and stalking girls. A mudslime with a black mark on his record for sexually motivated crimes? his life is over really.
best he can hope for is shit menial work and live in poverty till he kills himself. better than he deserves 2bh.
No Alcohol or Wanking for three days now.
im trying to motivate one to ask one's family for help, come clean with everything and get whatever help one needs to overcome one's many mental disorders before one makes a stupid decision
Life's too long desu. If you were guaranteed to live about 40 years you'd fart arse around less.
Not a gimmick you're just being fucking retarded.
They create the costumes how the fuck wouldn't they know who they are cosplaying as?
They don't just go to their managers or whatever "id like to cosplay as the little green funny man from star wars"
after several years of following people driving at 15mph, pulling out randomly, and slamming on their brakes suddenly for no apparent reason you kind of automatically turn into a cynical arsehole
How does it help poleaboo to fix his alleged mental health problems?
His problems go deeper, are more expansive than that
He has real shit to deal withlike no job, gf prospects etc
Top-hole. Bally Jerry, pranged his kite right in the how's your father. Hairy blighter, dicky-birdied, feathered back on his Sammy, took a waspy, flipped over on his Betty Harper's and caught his can in the Bertie.
found this spacious london flat, only £800 per week.
Didn't think they flew helicopters when it's cold out, irish weather
He's probs in the catholic bit
All poleaboo wants is to make the pain stop,by making something of himself he can silence those whores
But getting a job etc is the long way around
Why toil when immortally and instant gratification are available
>cousin comes up from london for the weekend
>take him down to the pub with the lads
>he gets bantered a bit, but the lads lay off as they don't know him
>drags me aside to tell me how they're hurting his feelings and wants me to warn them
>tell him to get lost
>the night ends in tears when one of the lads is savage af and he runs out in tears
>packs his things and gets on the first train the next morning
I couldn't sleep because of his sobbing, why can't southern fairies handle the bantz lads
Gain some culture. See me again when you are worthy.
>uni friends become pretentious dicks
>think you're below them
>they inevitably move back when mummy and daddy stop paying for their rent post graduation ceremony
>Oh hey man! I see you're doing well for yourself, got any jobs going at your place?
Reckon there's probably more than one chopper out in Belfast right now, to be fair. If you're a taig, then you might well be in the same street as me or at least a street or two over.
Mum just told me she got spat at by a Gyppo in the Tesco car park today.
Absolute literal subhuman scum they are. Paki-tier. REEEEE
Hey buddy I think you got the wrong door
The leather club's two blocks down
disgusting. gypos are obsessed with spitting. i remember a little tinker coming up to me and asking if i could swim, i said yeah, then he spat and told me "swim in this". fucking CUNT
VATS NAFFIN, CHECK AAT MOI GAFF GAVNA, ONLY NOINE 'ANDRED QUID A WEEK BRAV
honestly depressed that i'll never shag a slag ffs
Fucking delete this before too many people see it!
we relay need to take the poo to the loo if you know what i mean
>whites are relegated to apartments like this
>not discriminating non whites like a proper european country
>Driving along a main road earlier
>Following a car at a safe distance
>Suddenly he screeches on the brakes and I do the same
>Don't hit him but his rear bumper droops down on one side
>He gets out and I do, ask him what the hell he thinks he's doing
>He claims that someone ran in front of him when nothing of the sort happened
>Says I also hit him and he now wants me to cough up for damages
>I ain't paying shit because I didn't hit him
>Saying we'll have to go to court then and starts taking pictures of the "damage"
>Start second guessing myself when I remember the ol crash for cash scam
>Good thing I got a dash cam for further evidence then - point to it on my screen
>Silence for a few seconds
>He fixes the bumper back and gets in his car saying see you in court before speeding off