/brit/

yui

Azusa

>>53091870
FOY

>>53091870
Jog On Yank (JOY)

>>53091870
Oh my fuck you need to be banned already

>>53091932
who is this :D

Seriously though, 500 posts lads

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crayon pop

>>53091849
Nothing ever came of it though

Unless poleaboo asks his paki friend to interrogate the Indian

>>53091968
qt

>>53091948
Sophie Williams xcx

>>53091968
is ellin retarded?

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When will Liverpool (the city) fuck off and die?

>>53091870
finding out new things

>>53091955
>bending over for the jannies

MAKE /brit/ GREAT AGAIN

ALL NEW THRADS AT 300 POSTS

>>53091955
it's this one irish twat in burgerland that feels the need to be "the thread maker" and doesn't understand that /brit/ threads are made at around the page 6 mark, not right after the bump limit

sadly janny stopped enforcing this rule long ago

Waiting till 50 posts before I post, everything before that gets ignored anyway

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kpop t͏bh fa͏m

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>>53091915
>>53091923
daring synthesis

>>53092018

No it doesn't, i read everything

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>>53091991

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>Ywn be a cute anime girl

FUCK OFF YANK
File Under Cuck Yankee, OFF Yourself And Never Kneel

>>53092009
>sadly janny stopped enforcing this rule long ago

he was enforcing it quite recently actually

god probably doesn't exist

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>>53091996
>t. subhuman manc

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>>53091955
>>53092009
jog on jannyboys

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>>53092038

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>>53092062
>sassy lost child

Bored with my gf, might dump her but the guaranteed sex is hard to say goodbye to

>>53091929

Do you have to pay them all at once or can you pay it off a bit at a time

>>53092120
donate qt to me

>The white Muslim girl who grassed up Poleaboo is working at Ernst &Young
>Polish girl has a council job
>Polish Chad is doing a masters in the Netherlands
>Other Polish girl is getting on with her degree


Everyone got their happy ending but the good guy

>>53092120
FONT

>>53092120
frick off normie tool

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>>53092086

>Unironically being a scouser

>yanks are STILL here
smdh

>>53092126
Already answered you mong

link to poleaboo's new blog??

>>53092027
ultra looser

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Zi6KZsjOhI

good essential mix 2bh

>>53092146
>frick
fuck off yank

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Remember to keep your wank tally up to date, lads.

>>53092152

Well done idiot, i wanted to make sure i got an answer

>>53091915
>>53091983
>>53092105
>>53092145
JOY

>>53091986
the olympic athelete or what xx

>>53092142
Sto p trying to force people to talk about your creative writing piece

>normal people lead successful and happy lives once they get ribena out of their hair
>ribena continues to fester in his own self delusions and obsess over the people who no longer think about him except in court
what could the message here be

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>old Top Gear

Holy shit

>>53092148
Mancs and scousers are all the same descendants of Irish troglodytes

>>53092218
wow she is very ugly

>>53092148
eeee aaaarrrrr ouuuurrrr ked, yaaaaarieeeete aaaaaar ked, aaaaam aaahrrreieeeet ahhhhhh ked

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POSTING
GOAT
SLAG

Post some slag vaginas lads

Let's start with I actually would like to end up in a relationship at some point FYI I don't want a one night stand, friends with benefits, not sure what you want, using as a rebound, using until you get back with your ex. Yeah ive been hurt but truth is let me in and I'll treat you with the respect you deserve mess me around and don't expect me to stand by and watch because I will walk away. I may sound arrogant but believe me im not im just fed up of been messed around. Id like nothing more than to date someone go out on day trips, have a date night once a week I just need to know where I stand as it annoys me when I'm just left not knowing what's going on.

>>53092199
Alright smelly mouth. You know if you can tell everyone else can way more?

>be called soylent
>contain zero soy
>contain zero lentils
>contain zero elderlies

is poleaboo's old blog worth a full read?

I read the first few entries and then some of the latest ones in September but oh my fuck it's so mundane in some places and I just stop giving a shit

>go to the pub with the lads
>Bring up the price of brent crude oil($38 a barrel, lowest in 18 years)
>nobody understands
>Start to talk about the state of FTSE100
>nobody understands
>they go back to talking about inane shite like football

ffs lads, where can i find some intellectual Financial Times reading types like myself?

>>53092255
Just a reminder that this is a BLUE board.

>>53092136
Ok ;)

>>53092241
t. Mohammed Emwazi

>>53092241

t. Jonathon mortimer 2nd (Home counties inbred)

>>53092154
No posts yet

SPIRITUAL SUCCESSOR
MAY OR MAY NOT BE POLEABOO

https://icanseeincolourthroughthenoose.wordpress.com

>>53092287
Reddit

>>53092268

I'm not smelly mouth lad

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>Just a reminder that this is a BLUE board.

>>53092291
Janny?

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>>53092287
/brit/

>>53092287

4chan

>>53092270
it can be a laugh sometimes
like when he pisses himself at work and wanks to the thought of his sister putting him in nappies and that
bit depressing though to think there might actually be a genuine human being living this """life"""

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>Tfw no cosplay gf

>>53092324
Dirty mouth

>>53092287
Don't be a drongo mate or you WILL get the paddle of rebuke
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKiFoEwPQNU

>>53092224
Don't get mad

Get even
>>53092270

The first 2 months before the oink oinks censored him

How fast should I be going in each lane of the motorway?

Because I do 70 in the outside lane and people are still speeding past me

>>53092291

The board can be any colour you want, it's your choice that it's blue

http://strawpoll.me/6449918
http://strawpoll.me/6449918
http://strawpoll.me/6449918
http://strawpoll.me/6449918

important poll lads

>>53092363
c) get a life

>>53092287
you're just shit at conversation. you need to make it more interesting

people love to talk about stocks

>>53092296
Nah i'm a "soothan fareee"

>>53092354
would smash if she were less muscular

Can't fight this depression alone any more

>>53092354
She has no idea who she's being dressed up as. Just a job to these people

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>>53092252

>>53092366
only need to slow down for cameras or when you see a rozzerr

>>53092252

wew

>>53092354
why do girls pretend to like Star Wars?

>tfw my sister unironically said "I was so sad when Indiana Jones died"

>>53092341
Media will have a field day if he ever fulfils his destiny and pulls the trigger

>>53092383
why are danes so rude?

>>53092355

These mouth based insults turn me on lad, i'd love to wank in yours

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>>53092395
That's why we have slags

>>53092306
>this mad

>>53092397
or maybe she just enjoys dressing as a slutty version of her favourite characters

>>53092394
How the fuck is she muscular?

>>53092252
whydo girls cover their qt belly buttons

its not called a button for no reason

>>53092252
more lad

>>53092354
>them fishnets
>the entire outfit
HNNNGGGGGGGG I WANT A GF ;-;

>>53092405
But the speed limit is 70. So if I'm doing the speed limit, how can I be in the slow lane being overtaken all day?

>>53092422
It's mainstream you retarded snowflake

>>53092394
jay.jpg

>>53092354

>booba fett

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>I'm a southerner

Basically another way of saying :

>I'm a rich posh twat

>>53092465
because you're a poofter

>>53092439
>think the vast majority of them aren't being paid

Hilarious. Very few of the good looking ones actually know or care what they are doing

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>>53092401

Iskra isnt a slag

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>come sit down and have a drink with us anon!

>>53092441

the muscles, retard.

4 days and no wanking lads. Reckon I can do a whole week if I really try.

>>53092441
Can you see her abs? I don't fuck girls with abs

>>53092366
70 in first lane
75-80 in overtaking
80-90 in 2nd overtaking

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>WHY YES, I OBEY THE SPEED LIMIT

>>53092486
>poortherners think having money is bad

>>53092287
The Sakuragaoka high school light music club

>>53092494
most of the good ones make their own costumes though.

>>53092366
80 inner lane (or whatever guy in front of you is doing)
90-100 outer lanes

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>>53092486
>Hoy everywen, oym from darn sowf

>>53092354
Is there anything women can't slag up?

>>53092512

Why though?

It's fun, it's good for you and it feels nice

RUIN MEMES GUYS
COLLECT E Z (You)s
FOY = Fuck Off Yank
What's FONT?

>>53092554
Shut up

>>53092513
left is a qt goddess
right is horrendous
is that the point

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>>53092505
Who said that

>>53092495
ok kid

>>53092554
fuck off nonce twit

>>53092554
finding out new things

>>53092486
>every southerner is a rich ponce
Cool logic you've got there, Gaz

>>53092513

how can the right even compete.

>>53092553
>It's fun
It wasn't fun anymore.
>It's good for you
I was wanking for so long that I was missing meals
>Feels nice
Shame doesn't feel nice.

>>53092554
FONT means fuck off normie twat now yous to the right pleasee

>>53092397
It's cringeworthy going to comicon and seeing these slags dressed up as characters they couldn't even name.

>Tfw southern girls at manchester uni

Goat slags desu and they love a bit rough ;)

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>i was wanking for so long that i was missing meals

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>>53092512

never got past 1 month of nofap. When I 'relapsed' my cum was brown ffs. never again.

>>53092521
But the speed limit is 70. Are you saying I went through all that shit learning to drive just to ignore everything I was taught the second there wasn't a teacher in the passenger seat?

Need to stop going to bed and waking up late

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dasha desu

need to abandon internet and learn to structure my day. might leave it for my 2017 resolution though

>>53092534
That's leanna vamp, clearly getting paid to advertise star wars as her entire social media feed was filled with it for months. Just a model, didn't make shit

should probably do a meal but cba to wash up afterwards

>>53092635
>getting a take away in the north.jpd

>>53092619
>people that have studied and more than likely looked up the character they are cosplaying as don't know their names

Okay mate. Solid logic you've got there, how would they know what they look like if they can't name them?

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>>53092633
goat slags desu and they love a bit rough ;)

>2017 is 361 days away

>>53092619
>It's cringeworthy going to comicon

yep

>>53092639
are you dumb? yes

>>53092507
>>53092515
Fucking mongs she's hardly muscular, she's just not fat. Standard model body

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>>53092637
Went nearly a month aswell (did some edging but no semen came out my willie at least) and when i finally when i climaxed my semen was kinda rough and a little yellow tbf took me a few days of wanking to get it back to normal haha

>>53092681

Jay's southern you absolute melt

>disable adblock on 4chan because if /brit/ ever goes down i'll have nothing at all to do in my abundant downtime
>every embedded youtube video/strawpoll is full of horrible ads

>>53092426
the media might, but people you (poleaboo, aka ribena, the """""person""""" reading this) kill in this hypothetical act of pathetic desperation for attention will not
you wouldnt even be alive to bask in the attention - if you didnt buckle and neck yourself during or after your little blaze of glory someone else would and it would all be for nothing but shallow vindication for your entirely self inflicted torment, cementing you firmly in everyone's mind as a selfish sadcase because you chose to take your anger out on other people, irreversibly changing their lives in an instant instead of admitting you have a problem and seeking help for it
i really hope im just taking a social experiment too seriously because if you are a real person you're a real accident waiting to happen and every post you make disgusts me a bit more

>>53092637
>brown cum
what the fuck m8

>>53092713
You can be not fat and not have that much muscle

>>53092708
Then why the fuck did they insist on teaching me this shit instead of just telling me how to actually drive?

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developing a fondness for these 2bh

probably not the best thing for me

>>53092688
>yank can't count

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>>53092639
>But the speed limit is 70. Are you saying I went through all that shit learning to drive just to ignore everything I was taught the second there wasn't a teacher in the passenger seat?

>fat people

ahahahaha

>>53092218

Source on that please.

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>>53092688
>2015 was 6 years ago

who /didn't make the most of what they had or /didn't appreciate it until it was gone / here

>>53092722
He's from manchesta y u fink he dresses like oasis

>>53092678
I hate this pretending to be a tumblrina for (you)s gimmick.

It only gets used at certain points in the day too so it's just one sad fuck.

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Call me by my first name when its just us two, anon!

>>53092691
VERY very rude dane

why are your people like this?

>>53092639
>he actually follows the speed limit

going to watch a k shit film

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>We are closer to 2030 than to the year 2000

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>"I have a fondness for energy drinks"

@p*****.o***.pl

Trying to figure out an email address, what service could this be?

First part is possibly Poland

>>53092806
what's this gimmick you're trying to start?

>>53092806

You soft bastard

>>53092758
What's it like being 15 and spending your pocket money at the school tuck shop lad?

>>53092810
Of course I follow the speed limit. I spent a year and several grand ingraining it into my braint

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>>53092750
You're just used to fat as fuck women. She's not muscular at all. Doubt she does anything but running in the gym

>>53092639
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDJpfbp9-NA

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BUS TURDS!

>>53092826
and i still can't finish "wrong side of the tracks"

>>53092829
there's an onet.pl and they do email

>>53092841
kek you probably have one of those boxes from the insurance company that means you can't speed because you're a literal child. fuck off

Can we get some driving feels in here lads?

>Tfw a lorry pulls out into the second lane and then slows down
>Tfw lorry spray on the window when it's raining
>Tfw cunts parking over yellow boxes so you can't get out
>tfw waiting to turn right and getting anxious the cars behind you are getting annoyed

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>>53092866
FOY

>>53092725

>accident waiting to happen

well he's already irreparably ruined his life by filming and stalking girls. A mudslime with a black mark on his record for sexually motivated crimes? his life is over really.
best he can hope for is shit menial work and live in poverty till he kills himself. better than he deserves 2bh.

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>I disable adblock on 4chan

>>53092725
>irreversibly changing their lives in an instant
Are you trying to motivate one to follow through?

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No Alcohol or Wanking for three days now.

>>53092866

I CANT BELIEVE JOEY ZELINKSI IS TAKING STACY DI STEFANO TO THE WINTER DANCE. SHES SO DAMN HOT GOSH DARN IT!

>>53092847
No I'm really not I don't live in the south. And there's no way you get abs like that from running or all of the girls I know would look like that.

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>>53092841

>>53092595
Were you just edging for ages? I've been there

>>53092828
The new Star Wars bad guy is a fedora?

>>53092889
>tfw you only manage to kill 6 Scottish people with your bin lorry

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>>53092802

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>>53092639
>But the speed limit is 70

>>53092836
eh?

>>53092901
>>53092912
im trying to motivate one to ask one's family for help, come clean with everything and get whatever help one needs to overcome one's many mental disorders before one makes a stupid decision

>>53092889
my emotions whilst driving are 0% feels and 100% rage

People I hope Ribena murders
>Lisicki
>Cornwall
>Himself

>>53092881
>>53092930

This is why I hate driving. Everyone is a cunt

>>53092920
>abs like that

You know everyone has abs right? Every single person has a 6 pack. It's literally just low body fat

Stupid yank knows nothing about health and fitness. Wow

>>53092940
Minimum of 8 hours per wank tbqh.

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Who can it be now?

>>53092952
>Karen
>Not Shiina

Fuck off you fat pleb

>>53092871
Thanks, lad

I'm going all in

But this bitch is smart, the other one didn't report me but this could go pair shaped and I'll be serving at he maj's pleasure for 8 months

>>53092920

All of the girls you know make mcdonalds runs

>>53092866
To this day I refuse to believe that this person does not have at least a little Downs.

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>i use f.lux

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtzRJgZG98I

comfy tune 2bh (two be honest)

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Life's too long desu. If you were guaranteed to live about 40 years you'd fart arse around less.

>>53093001
Oh wait is this ribena? I didn't mean to help you stalk someone any further

>>53093001
what are you even trying to do lad?

not gchq, pinky prom

>>53093011
>I have a terrible autistic sleeping pattern because my devices blast blue light into my eyes all night, keeping me up
top plem

>>53092797
Not a gimmick you're just being fucking retarded.

They create the costumes how the fuck wouldn't they know who they are cosplaying as?

They don't just go to their managers or whatever "id like to cosplay as the little green funny man from star wars"

>>53092982
after several years of following people driving at 15mph, pulling out randomly, and slamming on their brakes suddenly for no apparent reason you kind of automatically turn into a cynical arsehole

>>53093007
no one cares what you refuse to believe you arrogant twat. fuck off you slice of shit.

Just raped myself
I'm shaking

>>53093058
No we wouldn't

>>53093075
realisations tbqh

downloading it now

>>53093058
Come round mine talkin this bollocks and ill shortin yours for you
Spastic cunt

>>53093089
Epic.

bit late to go to the library now
fucked it

>>53092968
How does it help poleaboo to fix his alleged mental health problems?

His problems go deeper, are more expansive than that
He has real shit to deal withlike no job, gf prospects etc

>>53093092
Huh. It never occurred to me that my driving instructor was the one thing stopping me turning into the sort of shithead that made my lessons a nightmare.

>Wake up at 6am
>Browse on phone for half hour
>"Fuck it, I'll have another five minutes"
>Go back to sleep
>Wake up again and it's now 3pm

Fucks sake

>>53093129
>no refute

You are devastated.

>>53092988
yeah its easy to get carried away with it

I mean I like a lengthy wank but it gets to a point where it's just taking the piss and it's not worth the time spent

>>53093134
once he starts fixing his head everything else will become so much easier
looking for work while he's this fucked is only going to make everything worse

>>53093062
>>53093060
Not ribena

Some girl has been stalking me and I'm going to prove it

>>53093128
Top-hole. Bally Jerry, pranged his kite right in the how's your father. Hairy blighter, dicky-birdied, feathered back on his Sammy, took a waspy, flipped over on his Betty Harper's and caught his can in the Bertie.

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thinking about becoming japanese

>>53093150

Are you neet?

Chopper's out lads and it sounds like it's flying low. Wonder what it is this time.

>>53093011
>not using f.lux
enjoy your burnt out retinas, shithead

>>53093134
at the risk of sounding tumblr af, mental health is the one to fix before the other things, can't get a job/gf if you're climbing the walls or crying

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Is the Lion King play any good?

>>53093134
>He has real shit to deal withlike no job, gf prospects etc

Laughing.

Worrying about not having a gf is normie tier.

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>>53093200

>>53093189

feel free to nuke yourself, you dog cunt.

>>53093200
You in Belfast? Chooper above my house right now

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>>53093131
i don't believe it

>>53093289
very good

can I get a free (you) or 2 lads please I want to show off to me mummy how popular I am!

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>>53093217
>the Lion King play

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>>53093247
Really chuffed someone saved my lizzy xxxx

>>53092984
Right everyone has abs but not that defined. Like I said, I know girls who are just as skinny and don't look like that.

>>53093189
FOY

>Get cum on my comfy soft pyjamas
>Now have to wear shit old scratchy ones
Absolutely livid right now tbqphwy lads

>>53093281
Yup. Sounds like it's a few streets over from me.

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>>53093304
They have bald fannies

JUST THINK

wish i was jewish tbqh

Lads do you like your uni friends more than your home friends?

>>53093304
these shorts are fucking epic, like half of the pictures i spill my seed over contain these shorts

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Cheeky

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*plays Jerusalem*

>>53093343
Sorry love x

>>53093360
>he actually went to uni

kek

KEK

>>53093352
Spooky lad you're probably in the same street as me

>>53093343
>changing because a little bit of cum
normie

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found this spacious london flat, only £800 per week.

>>53093217
yeah

>>53093200
me in the top right square

>>53093360
Didn't have any friends at university desu

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>>53093352
>>53093281
Didn't think they flew helicopters when it's cold out, irish weather

>>53093385
He's probs in the catholic bit

>>53093374
>kek

>KEK

>>>/b/

>>53093171
>>53093209
All poleaboo wants is to make the pain stop,by making something of himself he can silence those whores

But getting a job etc is the long way around

Why toil when immortally and instant gratification are available

>>53093304

wew, lefts body mang

>cousin comes up from london for the weekend
>take him down to the pub with the lads
>he gets bantered a bit, but the lads lay off as they don't know him
>drags me aside to tell me how they're hurting his feelings and wants me to warn them
>tell him to get lost
>the night ends in tears when one of the lads is savage af and he runs out in tears
>packs his things and gets on the first train the next morning

I couldn't sleep because of his sobbing, why can't southern fairies handle the bantz lads

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>>53093297
Gain some culture. See me again when you are worthy.

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>>53093360
>uni friends become pretentious dicks
>think you're below them
>stop hanging
>they inevitably move back when mummy and daddy stop paying for their rent post graduation ceremony
>Oh hey man! I see you're doing well for yourself, got any jobs going at your place?
>mfw

>>53093408
How?

>>53093385
Reckon there's probably more than one chopper out in Belfast right now, to be fair. If you're a taig, then you might well be in the same street as me or at least a street or two over.

gimmick idea: pick an innocent innocuous post and tell the poster to fuck off

>>53093402
Fuck you and your forced gimmick senpai

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>>53093426

>>53093416
maybe someone should report ribena to the authorities

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NEED one of these lads

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Mum just told me she got spat at by a Gyppo in the Tesco car park today.

Absolute literal subhuman scum they are. Paki-tier. REEEEE

>>53093449
Not a taqig but live in a prod enclave surrounded by taig areas on every side

>>53093453
fuck off

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Hey buddy I think you got the wrong door
The leather club's two blocks down

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Benitez sacked

>>53093475
you can't report fictional people m8

if you think money is real you've been spooked

>>53093477
>Daily Fail

Has Poleaboo considered going to Syria?

>>53093475
Nah, the posts are vague

No explicit threats of violence
Not even certain it's him

>>53093482
Could well be about 30 seconds away from me then tbqh.

>>53093505
>>>/sp/

>>53093501
FUCK YOU

>>53093477

that bacon will be fried to a crisp before the sausages are done. what a tit.

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Absolutely disgusting

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>>53093545

>>53092767

paige wilde

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>>53093531
>>53093482
now kiss

>>53093367
not a very nice thing to do

>>53093526
He's far to watch listed

>>53093479
disgusting. gypos are obsessed with spitting. i remember a little tinker coming up to me and asking if i could swim, i said yeah, then he spat and told me "swim in this". fucking CUNT

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>>53093501

oh shit im sorry

>>53093524
>Daily mail is bad

go read the times or something you pommy cunt

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>>53093553

>>53093567
>kiss a hun
Fuck away off lad.

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>>53093402
VATS NAFFIN, CHECK AAT MOI GAFF GAVNA, ONLY NOINE 'ANDRED QUID A WEEK BRAV

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>>53093505
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

lads is it true that if you have jewish dna you're allowed to live in israel

think i might be part jew

>>53093447
Lived at home and never bothered speaking to anyone there because I'm a sperg.

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honestly depressed that i'll never shag a slag ffs

>>53093507
There's a looooooooong paper trail doxxing him

>Toothache after getting a filling
the worst, though I went to the dentist to avoid this?

>>53093547
If you know your cooking times then you add things one at a time with the intention of them finishing together.

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>>53093553
>London
>""""""""""white areas"""""""""

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>>53093553

>>53093578
So were loads of the Pakis who've gone over there. Honestly think GCHQ welcome it so they can drone them.

>>53093621
Yes any Jew can live in israel