/brit/

cara.

limey thread

posting in a non anime thread

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kpop desu lads

Good thread

https://www.instagram.com/p/BAEvFjqgUMR/?taken-by=_ezinne_

Janny will probably delete this one

>>53093895
FOY

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Anime

>>53093871
Wish she would land on my balls

>>53093796
>>53093796

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>>53093740
>british resistance
>polish flag in the background

>>53093796
actually looks really comfy desu

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>>53093871
Norwegian girls la

>Driving along a main road earlier
>Following a car at a safe distance
>Suddenly he screeches on the brakes and I do the same
>Don't hit him but his rear bumper droops down on one side
>He gets out and I do, ask him what the hell he thinks he's doing
>He claims that someone ran in front of him when nothing of the sort happened
>Says I also hit him and he now wants me to cough up for damages
>I ain't paying shit because I didn't hit him
>Saying we'll have to go to court then and starts taking pictures of the "damage"
>Start second guessing myself when I remember the ol crash for cash scam
>Good thing I got a dash cam for further evidence then - point to it on my screen
>Silence for a few seconds
>He fixes the bumper back and gets in his car saying see you in court before speeding off

>>53093740
>English flag

thought that's a nazi racist symbol?

>>53093951
lol greenpill meme
redpill on archons
http://z8.invisionfree.com/Megadriel/index.php?showtopic=367
archon = archangel

I'LL SHOW YOU WHO'S BOSS IN THIS GYM

>>53093971
>apartments
fuck off yank

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Who would have thought, you rent out your posh house to a bunch of niggers and they wreck it.

>>53094015
It's an English flag

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>>53094069
SLAGHAIRMON, GO!!

london is a coffin.

>>53094139
disgusting

What do they resist?

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>>53094131
>and a couple having sex on their bed while another man looked on

Depressed again

What's the next capital of england 2bh

if london didnt exist wot wud b the capital

Poleaboo will bask in the embers of the dying goddesses carcasses set alight.

>>53094131
>£500,000 one bedroom apartment

kek

KEK

>>53094206
truro

Just taking the bike out for a spin, I'll be back in a bit

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1451934994404.webm

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>>53094131
>and a couple having sex on their bed while another man looked on

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>>53094196
slags will cheer you up

>>53094131
OMG A SPLIFF AND A EMPTY BOTTLE OF SPIRIT
THOSE ANIMALS

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Spoiler: He's just been deported

I SUPPORT THE ONE TRUE THREAD
BORN OF THE NORTH

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>>53094069

>>53094015
Are you functionally retarded?

>>53094218
That's going to hurt in the morning

>>53094206
bring it back to tamworth and start again tbqh

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>>53094131
>£500,000 one-bedroom apartment
>London

You can't make this shit up

>>53094206
Birmingham, let that sink in

>>53094244
Sounds fair desu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eNxZN3oquw

You bob your head you lose

wales>northern ireland>england>ireland>scotland
2bh

>>53094206
Winchester

>>53094244
What's the Amnesty International phone number for Anglos cruelly imprisoned in countries that can't handle the bants?

>>53094244
didn't know poland was THAT bad

>>53094139
How the fuck did this weird big hair shit get started with the slags?

>>53094206
It'd quite obviously be Manchester

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>been home for 3 weeks
>2,500 word essay due 14th Jan
>2,000 word essay due 20th Jan
>haven't started either yet

The worst part is that I know I wont do any work for at least another week

>>53094237
Me on the left

>>53094176
cis white scum

>European ordering a burger
"Good Morgen! Can I hav small child burger ja? no veg just ketchup and burgr danke
*takes off the buns, puts them in the bag for latter and just eats the patty as he runs to the bus*
>American ordering a burger
"I'll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft, four by four, animal-style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim"
*takes a booth to himself and eats it right there while everyone cheers*

>>53094244
irrelevant buttblasted borat country

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>£500,000 one-bedroom apartment

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>>53094281
new pics of the party spot have been leaked

THE KING IN THE NORTH

Uni party
>yes officer I have a noise complaint

Muslim call for prayer
>ahh excellent now this is multiculturalism

>>53094206
Scunthorpe representing.

>>53094321
Based Scooter

>>53094237
ty for trying

>>53094338
0800-CANT-HANDLE

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>It also accumulated more than 10,000 comments, with many social media users labelling Mr Moore 'disgusting', a 'fat f***' and a 'whale on a day out'. One went as far to say he was 'so fat he should be shot'.

>Make extra beer money by renting yourself out as a human forklift for less mobile punters

>>53094379
>American ordering a burger
>go into burger place
>slip over the greasy shite
>get shot for trespassing
>get deepfried
>get sold as burgers

>>53094241
jamal they broke the tv

>>53094396
>mfw I was going to make this post with several lines earlier but the system thought it was spam so I didn't bother

>>53094245
Southerners are queers.

cold out

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>>53094206
stockport
build around the pyramid
worship the pyramid
feel the pyramid

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>>53094379

>>53094339
Whilst I enjoy looking at slags bit depressing being a parent knowing your child you brought up and read to literally gets her arse out for creepy men an probably gives the odd blowy to a drug dealer in an expensive car after the club shuts

>>53094422
looks like a bender now

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>>53094350
Peacocking innit

>>53093912
bigger than the oriental drawing thread

I live on a 4 acre property that cost around $100k

ama

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M'lady

>>53094429
you forgot
>sue for 10 million in damages
>get law named after you banning grease

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>>53094366
>you on the left

>>53094461
stockport is basically manchester

>>53094379
American orders a burger:
>Howdy ya'll one jumbo XL combo meal with an extra portion of
>Gets shot

>>53094511
FOY

It is, but at the time of posting it was smaller and it was posted later

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>£500,000 one bedroom apartment

>>53094176
>What do they resist?

Good question.
They resist laws of motion by standing very still.

>>53094529
M,commonwealth

>>53094479
yeah much better to be on benefits isn't it Rasheed?

>>53094548
whos on the left

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loy

>>53094206

York City m8.

t. Southener

>>53094461

That building. Fucksake.

need to make some food but think my housemate is home

>£500,000
>1(ONE), count em 1(ONE!) bedroom

why is this allowed

>>53094379
heheh

>>53094563
my house isn't even close to that much and its far larger and probably nicer.

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>>53094604

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>>53093912
NEVER
NEVER
NEVER
NEVER

>>53094244

>inciting racial hatred

Sacha Baron Cohen best not visit the place any time soon.

http://www.sun-gazing.com/blind-mystic-baba-vanga-pretty-scary-predictions-2016/

spooky

Currently stood waiting in pub foyer for my m8

Feel like a right mong

>>53094604
its like uncanny valley

made a really nice beef stew lads.

lads when you go on holiday do girls love your accent?

do you shag 'em?

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lads, just snapped up this tidy flat in Yorkshire

Pros:
>Rent is only £20 a year
>Not connected to gas or electric so bills are low
>share it with 2 Syrian families so rent is split 14 ways
>close to local foodbanks

Cons:
>None that I can think of!

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kpop lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=il0W2crWPWc

>>53094716
dunno don't go on holiday lol

>>53094716
nah, im not posh

>>53094529

kek,

Mr.Ben doesn't look much beetter.

>>53094716
Yes, jf succumb to your superiority.

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>>53094738
LOTR Orcs appearances were based off of East Asians

>All orcs are often described as "slant-eyed"
>In one of his letters, Tolkien described Orcs as "...squat, broad, flat-nosed, sallow-skinned, with wide mouths and slant eyes; in fact degraded and repulsive versions of the (to Europeans) least lovely Mongol-types."

>>53094721
keep these posts coming

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>>53094721
good lad

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>>53094716
>Holiday
haven't been on a holiday since i was maybe 16/17 desu

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>>53094716
>live in london
>walk down the street
>it's like im on on holiday 24/7
>one moment im in india, the next im in poland and then im in nigeria

>>53094716
fuck off billionaire

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>Hate their own race and every other race
>Broad, nigger like noses
>Sickly yellow skin
>Pitch black, squinty, soulless eyes
>Slinky hair
>Get plastic surgery for the purpose of appearing like a 4/10 white woman
>Still look like aliens or dolls
>As crafty, scheming and self interested as Jews (if not more so)
>As physically unattractive as niggers (if not more so)
>As physically weak as Indians (if not more so)
>Lack creativity (Fewer significant contributions to modern civilization than the Arabs)
>1 billion people live under an oppressive one party system and no one is revolting
>Not intelligent, only good at memorising stuff
>No ingenuity and completely inept at doing anything other than following simple orders

>>53094721
lol

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wew lads

>>53094807
Last """""""""""""""holiday""""""""""" I was on I went to Ayr

bit shit

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>>53094716
No. I got asked if I'd lost part of my tongue once.

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this guy is a true hero

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>>53094836
Asian people are unattractive because they look like people with down syndrome:

>large prominent foreheads - like downies
>flat upper lip - like downies
>epicanthic folds (technical term for the slant) - like downies

It makes sense that anyone with good, healthy genes would be repulsed by Asians.

To top off their mongoloid features, there are other problems including:

>small jaws
>bad teeth
>ugly brown eyes
>short stature
>yellowish, sickly skin.

Asians are just foul, awful looking creatures.

As for why, who really knows. I suspect that Asian societies being overpopulated as fuck have had less competition and thus bad genes were able to spread unchecked.

Just look at the typical Asian man, short, feminine, repulsive. You think a man like this could ever get laid in the west? of course not.

Asians are a cancer.

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rate me lads

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>>53094791
>>53094836
but lads
kpop

>>53094791
do you know how the orcs first came to be?

they were elves once

Just came and farted at the same time, felt nice

>>53094854
>going on holiday to Ayr

can't think of anything more colossally depressing

>>53094852
grey area is abos

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>>53094852


"""""""""""""""fuck off we're full""""""""""""""2
Business Idea: send all immigrants to Australia

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>>53094854
>Ayr
holy shit senpai

""""""""""""""""""""""""""holiday"""""""""""""""""""""""""" indeed

>>53094716
yes and yes

mostly do solo travelling/camping though, so not costa del england whores

t. jock mchaggis

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>>53094814
>>live in london

>>53094716
I got told I sound like builder once

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>>53094791
>Elves are based on Finns
>Orcs are based on chinks
>Orcs used to be Elves

That's some Lucas tier poetry.

>>53094868
FROM MY POINT OF VIEW THE KING IS EVIL

>>53094884
Why are there more javs with black actors than white actors?

>>53094852
no one will make one of these for britain because we are all lazy cunts

>>53094814
pakis out

>>53094043

I'd show your dash cam footage to the police desu. They're trying to clamp down on this sort of shit

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>>53094716

>>53094791
>>53094924
WE WUZ ELVES AND SHIET

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Just bought a house in the North lads, webm is me having some tea. What you can see is my garden and many outbuildings.

>>53094716
for some reason girls like my accent (estuary English, but I nick a lot of Landan and Northern slang, sound, safe, bird etc) shagged birds from Bruceland, The Netherlands, Canada and the US, and one bird from Brighton - all because they loved my accent

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What race is this

>>53094721
>London internet defence force shows up

top cucks, try and defend this

>£
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>O
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>>53095000
Is that Switzerland? Goddamn I'd love to live there

LET THE LARD OF THE BLACK LAND CAM FARTH

>>53095015
FONT

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>>53094993
>British
>Scottish

>>53094890
>>53094903

hey, ayr pretty cosy, nice beaches to pick up chicks, no skanks cause its mostly locals, and most locals can't read, so you seem really smart

track

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Z3N79ktprw

>>53095032
Disgrace

>>53095032
shitskin

>>53094716
never ever had this happen to me all ive ever got are remarks that my accent is strange and very difficult to understand

>>53094461
I live just down the river from that.

>>53094957
someone on /gif/ explained it to me a while ago but I forgot. sorry la

>>53095034
>he can't afford that

mate that's literally pocket change

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>>53095054
Do you live in Ayr

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>>53095079

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1GBWwG3W2wx

/r9k/ is an interesting place

>>53095032
East Africans have nigger skin but a white facial structure.

>>53095000
what you poured into that glass looked like the contents of my toilet earlier

>>53095054
>going to Ayr
>to pick up chicks

you a granny shagger m8?

>>53095055
n1

>>53094957
blacks are exotic, spoke to a guy on /trv/ who works in the porn industry in Japan

>>53095015
>someone from brighton being impressed by an estuary accent.

i work in the porn industry in japan, ama

Nan's just died and left me 3 houses in Australia, 2 luxury apartments in Monaco and her 6 bedroom with 6 acres think I might sell the lot and get a flat in London with that money then move there for work thoughts??

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>>53095044
You are fucking them, not finding intellectual completion.

>>53095101
close, like 25 miles.

still went there on holiday when i was younger

>>53094957
they're the human equivalent of jap fantasy orcs

>>53095055
bent

>>53095171
>apartments
fuck off yank

waheyy
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1451936864524.webm

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>>53095171
great plan m8, you can get this snappy little number for £2,000,000. Only 3 mosques within 50m too!

>>53095157
weird innit

she weren't anything writing home about though

>>53095171
lend me one innit

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Wait
there are markings
Its some sort of Chinese, I can't make it out

내가 당신에게 오랜 시간 사랑 해요.
당신은 애니메이션 을보고 싶어?

what are scottish girls looks-wise compared to english girls?

>>53094957
Jap porn is about degrading the woman. Having her fuck a white man would make her a race traitor and the wanker a cuck. Having her fuck a nog however would simply be bestiality.

>>53095218
Mate, a flat is a shitehole with piss on the stairwells, apartments are the proper good set-ups

>>53095224
wat

>>53095234
you keep forcing this gimmick but >>53094721
did a better job on his first whack, bit embarrassing for you Tbh

>>53095224
quite nice boobs on him

>>53095280
>apartments
fuck off yank

>>53095264
hideous

scots in general are dark, short and beady eyed. they're very cunning and devious.

>>53095199
>>53095276
ffs japan

>>53095308
sorry lad but thats the same person

>>53095318
>him
that's a feminine penis

>>53095224
>pubes
why??

BRITISH COLONISTS OUT
R
I
T
I
S
H

O
U
T

>>53095224
would have been disappointed with a vagina tbqh
although >her willy is a bit shit

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Reminder

>>53095380
fuck off dago

>>53095371
it isn't, the other guy is northern and one's southerm - i've seen them argue before, it's not that guy's first time not sure what he was on about

>>53095380
fuck off paki

>>53095380
no

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>Even if you had your dick in her, you still wouldn't have the balls to fuck.

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>>53095184
What did you even do? chase seagulls?

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>>53095380
WE

>>53095308
>mad darkie can't handle the bants

If you're writing a formal letter to someone but know them well, do you put 'Dear Mr. Surname' or 'Dear Forename'?

>>53095459
WUZ

>>53095443
coldest moment in peep show history tbqh

what are girls from Ayr like?

>>53095469
Dear Mister Forename

i hate my life and everyone in it

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>>53095502
like this

>>53095469
Dear Mr. Surname Forename

>>53095469
dear Senpai

Fucking can't stop laughing at this for some reason

It's what I imagine half of brit to be like

https://twitter.com/neIIaf/status/6837135270775
48032

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>>53095502
this

>>53095380
It's treason then.

>>53095469

yo sup 'surname-ey'

>>53095469
CIS scum out

>>53095527
>>53095553
>>53095554
>>53095585
>>53095596
actually wanted a genuine answer for once 2bh lads

>>53095502
Shit, like all British women.

>>53095567

Link will not work. Post it right.

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>>53095502

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>>53095607

>>53095502
blue with no mouths

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3tUqRBiMVo

harry enfield is funny ngl

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>>53094218
LOVE this meme

>>53095646
https://twitter.com/neIIaf/status/683713527077548032

housemate's door is padlocked shut (it only locks from the outside) but the light's on in there

it wasn't on yesterday and there's no sign of her being in the house
SCARED

>>53095202
ill wack you

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> Rule Britannia

>>53095487
>>53095487
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mv9fsY9tU3c
2bh

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>>53095710
you imagine half of brit to be like that?

how often should i masturbate to maximize my fertility?

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had to go to manchester today, some very clever person decided it would be a great idea to do road words in the very centre of piccadilly and close off the bus station and most of portland street for the next 4 weeks.

hate big cities, utter nightmare

>>53095734

i'll shit you out like yesterdays sausage you soft bent twat

>>53095732
pick the lock lad, it's not hard.

>>53095732
>padlocked

Does she live in a garage?

>>53095779
>2016
>ruining your life by having kids

haha enjoy your wretched life normo slave

Poleaboo is debating whether or not to get a takeaway

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>>53095739

>>53095710
bit of an anti climax that.

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>>53095794
At least you didn't get shot la

>>53095732
maybe she comes in and out through the window

Doing a football manager

having a lie down

>>53095794
they did it deliberately to prevent your disgusting koreaboo presence from polluting such a fair city.

>>53095694
I like this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2FToyZil3I

reminder that 2016 is the practice gf year

just find a low self esteem, chubby, 5-6/10 girl, have her be your gf for a while just to learn the basics of relationships with, getting confidence and getting more sexually experienced then drop her for some higher tier qts once you've had enough practice

i kicked the feet of the ironing board no less than 4 times today and my toe is proper bruised and swollen
is it gunna fall off

>>53095880
mate your country is basically all gooks and chinks

>>53095794
The council are making the traffic worse on purpose.

If you look at all of their decisions after we voted no for a congestion charge it's pretty clear they are making us demand a congestion charge because traffic is so terrible.

>>53095871
what team

>>53095871
Had to uninstall it

I literally could not stop playing and I don't know why

>>53095871
don't kid yourself rafa

>>53095889
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZiJa9diJOMk
dragon's den

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>>53095855
I'd rather have been shot 3bh

>>53095931
because you're a boring twat

>>53095895
>settle for an above average girl
>only as practice
welp lads looks like the turbonormies still havent left

>>53095923
Norwich

>>53095794
>road works in the city centre over the christmas/new years period

Pretty sure having down syndrome is a requirement to work for the council

>>53095978
are you doing well?

>get e-mail from job i applied to
>heart starts pounding

anyone else get this lads

>>53095962
average is 7/10

5 is meh
6 isn't too bad but not great

>>53095889
brilliant

>>53094716

spent 3 months in the US and nobody ever asked about my accent because i'm ugly as fuck

>>53096023
no because it shows the subject too for me and its always rejection lmao

where can i find a qt girl in britian who is brilliant, has a 6 figure job and would have me procreate with her and turn into a stay-at home dad who makes food and takes care of the kids?

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>>53095961
>I insult people on 4chan.org

can't you post to 500 or something

why are there so many /brit/ threads fuck

>>53096020
Only just started, I got it in the steam sale today.

>>53096043
thats not how averages work mate

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>>53096023
>get e-mail from job I apply to
>sorry there were stronger candidates
>accept a job paying £9k more a week later

>>53095978
>tfw Ed Balls will be in the next FM

>>53096075
FOY

>>53096023
Used to. It's been ages since I last applied for a job I actually wanted though.

>>53096043
>average is 7/10
are you legit retarded

>>53096075
fuck off janny

>>53096070

fuck off you slice of shit

>>53095917
good tbqh

cars don't belong in cities

>>53096056
>qt girl in britian
dunno but let me know if you find out

>>53096083
sure it is, I get called 7/10 all the time and I'm only just average

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>average is 7/10

Having a kinder bueno

>>53096122
kill yourself you literal dribbler

>>53096092
I HATE THIS FUCKING MEME PLEASE STOP

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>>53096056
>qt girl
>in Britain

Tell me when you find any

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>>53096087

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>>53095939
good post

>>53096148
FOY

It genuinely hurts my feelings when people insult me or disagree with my opinions on here

>>53096089
Ed Balls.

>>53096023
literally me this morning

>>53096177
No it doesn't

>>53096102
Epic.

You must be angry little man

>>53096177
think ur a knob

So fucking horny and desperate for coke aaaasrrrrhhhjj

>>53096181
ed balls

>>53096172

>gif

fuck off

>>53096235
horrible post

>>53096228
>drinking fizzy drinks
literal child

>>53093718
>>53093718
>>53093718
new

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ever been in public and seen a qt girl and wonder what her fanny looks like, tastes like, smells like etc

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>>53096056
>qt girl in britian

just the other night we had a really nice thread and now I can't even talk to you guys anymore. Please end this meme ;-;

>>53094422
what the fuck is a stone

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>>53096056
>qt girl in britain

>>53096177
just go to /r/safespace instead

>>53096322
FOY

>>53096333
14 pounds

>>53096056
justin

>>53096333
12 lbs i think

>>53096356
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1giKMipRSBy

>>53094531
ramon's law