>i don't make the new thread at 300 posts edition
lads is kev secretly kevin barry?
>as he WALKed (presumably slowly) to death (death by slow walking) that morning
>he proudly held his head up high
it fits perfectly
have you lads seen the graphics on this new battlefield game?
A LAD OF EIGHTEEN SUMMERSSS
anyway fuck off muh ira yank
started seeing this girl but she kind of scares me.
she's much more experienced sexually than me and likes it really rough. I don't mind a bit of slapping, choking and hair pulling, but she always asks me to do it harder. feels a bit uncomfortable, she's only small and I'm 6ft 3" and pretty well built.
idk what to do, I like her a lot, don't want to hurt her. also, don't want her to get fed up with me not satisfying her.
>i believe in magical board fairies who can make content disappear if it is in line with their vague rules
>Why yes, m'lady, I am indeed looking forward to the release of this, shall we say, "Role Playing Game"!
took off our hats our gloves
to lean on
wouldn't be good enough
to meme on
>oh, didn't i mention? i live in the UK but not in england
>I don't play computer games
Is there anything more cringe worthy than the first couple of days after you return to work from the holidays?
you have to give hugs to everyone, and pretend you like them and ask them 'how was your holidays?' ugh
>i identify vaguely as british rather than my actual ethnicity
>I misuse memes
>I'm so desperate for attention I use a name even though I know half the people on /brit/ are gonna filter me
>video games are for kids
>I am much more mature
>I shit post on /brit/ while drinking alone and watching football
>rumours than Diane Abbot could be made shadow foreign secretary
EL OH EL
this is excellent news, if a literal 1/10 like her can suck her way to the top then there may be a career for me in politics after all
s-sorry I should have asked here before going there
wish people would fuck off using old pictures on dating sites
>fit 20 year old with long blonde hair
>yes I'll have me a bit of that
>turn up and it's a 30 year old fat slag with an asda hair dye that has been half washed out
The only thing worse than fedoraposting is fedora-baitposting.
Stop this now.
>mum starts dating after dad dies
>gets sister to lightly photoshop some of her fat out (she's not fat just chub)
>tell her it's wrong and that she shouldn't lie to blokes like that
>finds a nice bloke, goes out with him for a few years, such a sound guy
>dumps him for seemingly no reason
>starts going out on more dates from sites like PoF
>most recent one guy bought her 1 drink and then left
>assume because she doesn't look like her photos
>cried a bit about it
>came to me for support
>told her she shouldn't have lied
>she's now quit
She's my mum and I love her but got no time for her cunt tactics Tbh
Hopping on board lads.
An old Glaswegian man I worked with died last night. Most of the other people I work with are arseholes, but he was always smiley, always happy, didn't let people put him or his friends down.
I'm half a bottle of scotch in atm and I feel like absolute shit but I can't cry and it's making me feel terrible.
I can't stop thinking about the timeswhen we were bantering (like top lads) he would look me in the eyes and say that he wished we'd been friends when he was in his 20s.
>She's my mum and I love her but got no time for her cunt tactics Tbh
>Jesus Christ - the biggest conman in history. His cunning is worthy of worship alone.
Does anyone just use google street view as a poor man's version of a holiday? I do
rate my waifu lads
ps she's on the left
liking this image and the accompanying file name, I'll be taking it, thanks.
>what's more prestigious? getting a (you) or getting your comment fedora posted without a (You)
>The word meme was coined by Richard Dawkins in his 1976 book The Selfish Gene, as an attempt to explain the way cultural information spreads; Internet memes are a subset of this general meme concept specific to the culture and environment of the Internet.
Thank you based Richard Dawkins for bringing us memes
I'm sorry man that must have been shit. Did you find when you were out in public you were starting to get angry because people around you are laughing and smiling and you're dying inside? Can't work out how I feel really. Hoping drink will help.
love my multicultural capital <3
Just listened to this whole EP again, truly a masterpiece *tips*
Why does britain make good music?
Is the weather in Australia really so hot?
It's summer there,isn't it?
What is the function of a Pub?
YOU, yes YOU, can live among this for the LOW LOW PRICE of only £2000/month.
1. because our island is so depressing we have to turn to either drugs or art to get by
2. yes its mental
3. in australia yes
4. have a few drinks with the lads; sometimes to have a nice pub lunch
just needed a (You), how do you feel, rapscallion?
Also,who is this lad?
And if I visit the UK,will the average brit give me funny looks because of my accent?
I guess so. I don't like a big fuss being made over me. The worst part was when everyone went back to their normal lives about 2 weeks after it happened. People were always at the house to pay their respects or whatever but it obviously stopped after a while. I think I was just so jealous that I became angry and hateful towards people. I kept it to myself though. It didn't help that it happened right around the time of my GCSEs so I didn't have time to grieve
>Degenerate sunburnt tourist cesspit, Islamic shitpot, and Marbella
He hung himself (I think, I never wanted to find out from my mum but it's probably what happened because he did it in the woods and I saw his body, head was still intact so it wasn't a gun) in October 2010 so just over 5 years now
Honestly I don't think about it, and I hate myself for it
I've forgotten what he looked and sounded like, which kills me because it's my belief that he did what he did ultimately out of love for us (long story involving debts and loan sharks and shit)
>muslims arent supposed to get rules from anything but the quran
>when the quran talks about "hijabs" its mostly talking about curtains and drapes and that
>the practice of veiling the face comes from jewish arabian tribes and its entirely traditional rather than religious
>all all*h says is that women should cover their bosom and dress conservatively for prayers
On this day in 106 BC Marcus Tullius Cicero was born
>A nation can survive its fools, and even the ambitious. But it cannot survive treason from within.
Who /tsu/ here?