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low velocity locomotion edition
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yanks in
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firmino
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>>53089913
FOY
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>>53089975
FOY
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGvQHOzL_CU
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>>53089913
>>53089975
samefag
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/yank/
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>>53089913
>>53089975
>>53089994
FOY
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Azusa
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kev
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crayon pop
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>>53089955
Going out soon good luck though
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had a horrible day at work and nobody likes me lads
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>>53089975
>>53089994
>>53090005
FOY
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>>53089912
cali girl is funny if a bit dopey
if canada counts as yank then nova scotias fairly sound
and um moot was alright
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Imagine having to do a group project with Sara in your politics module
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>>53090042
sorry to hear that
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>>53090042
why don't they like you
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>>53090101
FOY
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might watch the bridge of spies desu
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will this fucking yank fuck off
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>>53090068
>politics
I would sooner put us both out of our misery
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C'est laquelle votre préférée ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VHlCjhhEf4&feature=youtu.be
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>>53090068
>politics module

err
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>>53090042

Fuck them, head down get on with it and you'll be their boss before long
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Lads. Seeing this girl, getting along great, she is pretty, funny, skilled, all round good fun. Today we get on to politics, she unironically said she would have voted SNP if she could, because she loves Nicola Sturgeon, but voted for Green instead because of their immigration and welfare policies, and that UKIP are nazis

Is it all over? Is there any point even trying to carry on?
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F
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>>53090101
because i'm a no-hoper lowlife and everyone knows it
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>>53090136
FOY
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Lads. Hahahaaaha
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>>53090136
FOY

>>53090148
Give her the boot la
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>>53090148
Literally every single woman is a default lefty mate.
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>>53090143
the boss was talking about getting rid of me and i only just started the job today
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>>53090158

Hahaaaaahaaa
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>>53090148
>>>/pol/
>>>/dyingalone/
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>>53090176
i think brown people smell
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>>53090158
>taking a photo of the screen

mate...
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>>53090176
Mine once asked me what was wrong with muslims
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>>53090200
Good lass
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FUCK OFF BOOMERANG CHUCKING KANGAROO FUCKERS
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>>53090219
FOY
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>>53089913
>>53089975
>>53090136

Just let them have their containment thread so they don't shit up the rest up the board with their cuck culture and shit retarded ideas on things they don't understand.
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>>53090020
best twins
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>>53090141
>i dont give my wife to be bred by massive manly hairy taigs
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>>53090190

He can't sack you just because he doesn't like you, like i said lad keep your head down and do your job.

If you do get fired you can take the cunts to court
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>>53090052
One of the yanks who posts here is moot. He is the New Yorker.
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>>53090237
>>53090219
FOY
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>>53090219
>>53090237
>>53090241

FOY
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i'm a bit of an ameriboo 2bh

the wild west
roaring 20s/abolition period
everything about the 1950s
commie-hating, hippie loving 60s
based reagan 80s

the grand canyon, nevada desert, hustle and bustle of new york

pretty decent imo
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>>53090251
he can fire me because i fucked up and delayed every job i was given today
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>>53090237
>>53090241
FOY
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AMAZING chase on right now lads, WEW
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>>53090131

Why
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>>53090122
Spy kills the bridge.
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>>53090190

Are you on Zero Hours?
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>>53090052
>if canada counts as yank
of course
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>>53090279

Well that's probably the reason people dislike you, do better next time
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>>53090319
FOY
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>>53090319
FOY
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>>53090260
Think I might be alright mate cuz I just messaged her brother (one who said he was gonna do me in) about getting it back and he says im busy atm message u later so I think if they planned to do me in he wouldnt be sidetracked by whatever hes busy with, ill still bring a mate just in case
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>>53090237
>yank hypocrisy
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>>53090311
OH THANKS A LOT
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Did you know it would take 29.5 billion Hula Hoops to reach the moon from earth!
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>>53090239
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>>53090269
>the wild west

Literally the biggest meme in history. It's americans desperately trying to make their own history.
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>>53090345
bring me im well ard
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>>53090305

Is that Corona?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3GmC1HDx08
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>>53090357

Had a pack of hula hoops once that was just flavouring
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She wants to know what time I'm going into uni at tomorrow lads. Should I answer her or just ignore her?
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bf left his willy in me
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>>53090400
answer her obviously?? unless shes planning on kidnapping you or something????
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on the verge of suicide lads
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>>53090401
good post
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>>53090400
answer
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>>53090197
I bet you're a paki.
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>>53090400

Answer but answer only with what time you're going

If she responds with another question she wants your dick
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>>53090237
We try but then they spill out from /cum/ to shit up every other thread and board. The yank containment thread barely works.
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doing a tired
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>>53090020
arrr rook same
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I'm in shit. Your pussy.
>Your pussy
Shut the fuck up.
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>>53090176
>Thought this my whole life
>go to uni
>meet a qt
>she's racist, sort of homophobic, xenophobic, believes in "Africa for Africans, Germany for Germans" and so on, anti-abortion, drops stats on women being given more advantages than men, pro-torture and has even dropped a "just gas em" once or twice
It's great. The lefties can't touch her and she knows it.
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>>53090433

Please don't do it.
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>>53090440
thanks
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>I bet you're a paki
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New blog, lads

Not sure if I'll keep the trip though

It's a spiritual successor to Poleaboo and I may or may not be him

https://icanseeincolourthroughthenoose.wordpress.com
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>>53090491
Sounds like a /b/tard girl, cringe 2bh.
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just got an email lads
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▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ஜ۩۞۩ஜ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Who's writing this in PRISON? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ஜ۩۞۩ஜ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬
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>>53090457
She wanted my dick last year. I turned her down so hard that she got all pissy with me and barely talks to me know. Hence the reason I asked /brit/ if I should just ignore her or not.
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>>53090476
me too me too r2 d2
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>>53090541
FONT
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>>53090541
Batty boi
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Give me a (You), you convict, like a good obedient dog.
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>>53090538
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>>53090491
>Things that didn't happen
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>>53090576
FOY
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>>53090519
She's far too normie for /b/. She's just Norn Irish.
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>>53090491
>>53090519
Girls who are THAT racist love the black soul pole 2bh secretly
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>>53090541

Well it's on you then, if you want to stick it in her answer, if not then ignore her
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>>53090578

saw this guy on /tv/.

what is it?
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>>53090576
FOY
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@53090462

it's an american message board. one that brits make a contribution of very little to.
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>>53090536

continue.............
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>>53090616
FOY
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>>53090593
Pls b in romania for work
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>>53090269
Yeah but Americas a shithole these days
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>>53090366
https://youtu.be/lIorjslBgJk?t=2m1s
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Thinking of dyeing my hair blonde to look like Milo, what do you reckon lads?
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>>53090620
ha ha that dog got a wail on his head ha ha
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>>53090616
FOY
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Reminder to shun Islam and it's defenders. Boycot all kebab related products. Never fund kebab. Never engage kebab.
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>>53090646

top kek, as they say
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>>53090616
We're the second most frequent posters after Americans though
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>>53090576

FOY
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>>53090661
Rorke
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>>53090646

Reckon you'd enjoy being a skin head
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Could FOY be the greatest gimmick of recent times? I think so.
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>>53090661
Ordering a hoggie right now and you can't stop me.
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>Finish work for the day
>walk out of the office
>Undo top button and loosen tie
>Jump into car happy
>Day is finally over
>Starts again first thing tomorrow
>Have to go to bed after I eat so I'm up early

JUST
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>>53089869
>wank
>into the toilet


you Yanks are proper fucking weird
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>>53090646
Milo really does look ill and like he has HIV half the time.

Even Owen Jones looks healthier than him
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Reminder to shun Americans and their defenders. Boycott all burger related products. Never fund burgers. Never engage burgers,
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>>53090688
Did that a couple of summers ago, not a fan desu, like my hair too much.
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>>53090712
used to do that ngl
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>>53090721
he just looks a bit tired desu that or he wears guyliner
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>>53090594
Cuck.

>>53090587
You should visit Belfast sometime.
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>>53090644
>le chubby thoughtful British man with opinions
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>>53090609
dindu
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>>53090730
np
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>>53090752
FOY
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>>53090131
hehe... meme
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>>53090752
FOY
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>>53090700
What is a hoggie?

If you're buying from Muslims, you're basically scum, especially if it's halal meat.
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>>53090731

Don't dye it then, you'll look like a twat and you'll end up having to shave it
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I don't even need to think critically about my shitposting to get EZ (You)s! I think I'll stay in /brit/ a while!
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>>53090191
>>53090158
BANTEEEERRRRR
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>>53090802
FOY
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just had a recruiter on the phone
i was nervous as fuck
i'm 27 years old and have spoken on the phone literally thousands of times
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>>53090802
FOY
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>>53090646
Good, it'll be easier to spot you losers
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>>53090750
>You should visit Belfast sometime.
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>>53090721
Disagree, he has nice hair, dreamy eyes, handsome as fuck, good dress sense. Bit of a style icon for me desu.
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>>53090723
How about a (You) lad
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPHw0wzDCpg
i squirt a bit when the doors open and you see darth maul just standing there like a don desu
this soundtrack is top notch
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>>53090845
FOY
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>>53090845
FOY
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>>53090783
He means a hoagie, basically chips, cheese and donner meat covered in chilli sauce in a pitta.
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>>53090813
sup pops
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>>53090790
True, but at the same time I'm only young once ini, might regret not doing it when I'm an old bald bloke.
>>53090824
*tips*
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>>53090849
t. George
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>>53090876

>sup pops

fuck off yank
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>>53090875
>hoagie

sounds american 2bh
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>>53090849
>Darth Maul

literally the worst star wars villain
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>>53090813

What we fear doing most is usually what we most need to do

Bloody deep that innit?
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>>53090544
>Finish work for the day
>leave the office
>put music on
>back in 10 mins
>8 hours of whatever I want after work before I'm up again
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>You should visit belfast some time
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>>53090849
>i squirt a bit when the doors open and you see darth maul just standing there like a don desu
>this soundtrack is top notch
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>>53090752
Yanky has done his nut in.
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halal meat just tastes better lads
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>We're really sorry - the restaurant....

Fucking hell lads, need to look through the menus again.
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>>53090886

Good point actually, go for it

If anything it will make a good story you can tell your therapist
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>>53090908

woaaaahhhh pass the doobie maaaaan
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>>53090914
2bh coaxing people to visit Belfast is a good meme. Pretending it isnt a shithole where they are more than likely to be stabbed for being english is funny.
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>>53090849

awful scene.

>mmm, i'm about to be trapped behind these energy doors. a burst of speed might be useful now. it might even save my master's life. if only i had such a power - oh wait i do.
>not going to use it though LOL
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>>53090988
because then he would speed into the hole m8
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>>53090875
Disgusting Halal meat. Butchered by savages who hate you while they say a prayer. No ethical slaughter, just slit the animals throat, hang it upside down and let it bleed out.

Muslims are disgusting and if you give them your money then you are morally bankrupt 2bh

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=545_1345800806
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>"""""peace""""" walls
don't really wanna visit a place where they literally have to divide povvos up to stop them killing each other
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>Destroy the British Empire in 1776
>Destroy /brit/ in 2016
Who /mischief/ here?
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>>53090897
>>53090904
>>53090928
>>53090988
tell me its not the best part of the phantom menace you pretentious speccy cunts
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>>53090987

Whos that holding up a picture of the president of the united states of america?
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http://strawpoll.me/6449620
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http://strawpoll.me/6449620

important
bear in mind it's cold, wet and dark out
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>>53091023
FOY
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>>53091026
>best part of the phantom menace

really not saying much
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>>53091008
i sped into your mums hole last night faggot
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>>53091017
London would be good if they walled paki areas in
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>>53091023
FOY
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>>53090849
What possible purpose does the times shield corridor even serve and why didn't Obi and Qui-Gon use the force speed ability to get through it together like they did at the start of the film?
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>>53091038
british weather3
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>>53091038
>no wank and stay inside option
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>>53091076
sun is out though
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>>53091026

>a shit scene is the best part of the movie

...
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>>53091026
right - speak to me like that again and you're through, we clear?
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>>53091026
>the best part of the phantom menace

The credits?
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>>53091088

When is the sun ever in?
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>>53091023

it's funny because the american revolution led directly to the french revolution which allowed us to have such a large empire
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>>53091122
sun's in

apocalypse weather
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>>53091097
i'll shit you out like yesterdays sausage you slice of shit
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*removes official yank remover sash*
*lights up cigar*

enough FOY for me tonight lads, hopefully these yanks have learnt to fuck off.
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>>53091039
he wouldnt be posting if you werent replying to him

>>53091055
thats a lie anyway podracing is sick as fuck

>>53091073
it serves to separate obiwan from the fight, so that quigon is outmatched and dies, so that obiwan has a reason to train anakin, so that the next 2 flicks can happen
not everything has to be scientifically n logically accurate to make a good story
remember star wars is fantasy at heart and a lot of the sillier events are there just to frame the basic narrative


>>53091122
when its behind clouds n that
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>>53091175
not really 2bh
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Okay doggies, do your little trick and give me free (You)s! Come on, be a good boy!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUbXyd-fK8Q

why do they use visible gas?
why do they open up shortly after so they can escape?
what does "destroy what's left of them" even mean? they're supposed to be dead?
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>>53090849
literally cried for qui gon
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*sees a yank*
*shakes head*
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>>53091189
>>53091196
FOY
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>>53091189
>>53091196
FOY
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>>53091196
Just filter them and forget about it
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>>53091177

Is the sun behind the clouds or infront of them?

Think i might be a philosopher lads
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>>53091236
from my point of view the sun is evil
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>>53091235
FOY
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>>53091221
>>53091223
Good boys! Good doggies! So obedient!
*pat on head*
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>>53091219
*teleports behind you*
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watching hollywood films is like putting black paint over your 3rd eye
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>>53091235
FOY
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>>53090849
Why didn't Darth Maul just pick up Liam Neeson's lightsaber and drop it on Obi Wan's face while he hung there lmao
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wish the FOY meme would die like its FONT predecessor

Yanks are a good addition to any crowd, just not banterous enough to be the main attraction.
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>>53091026
>Implying this wasn't the best scene
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>>53091201
>why do they use visible gas?
Because film is a visual medium.

>why do they open up shortly after so they can escape?
So there can be a badass fight scene.

>what does "destroy what's left of them" even mean? they're supposed to be dead?
You ever tried murdering ambassadors and getting away with it? Bodies arepretty fucking damning evidence.
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>>53091201

fuck off plinkett
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lads

how tf do you find the cold out video

i always lose it and dunno what to search on the you tube
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>>53091249

Is the sun evil or are you retarded?
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>watching hollywood films is like putting black paint over your 3rd eye
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>>53091260
>>53091266
>>53091286
FOY

>>53091285
FOYS
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>>53091260
>>53091266
>>53091286
FOY
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>>53091201
so the audience can work out whats going on
because otherwise the jedi would die and the film would be 10 minutes long
remove the bodies sort of thing

>>53091298
dont make me kill you
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>>53091284
can you comment on something that wasn't on /tv/ literally within the last 2 days
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>>53091290

>badass

fuck off yank
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>>53091286
Reply to me again and I'll knock your fucking block off
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>>53091301

Is that riley?
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>>53091301
FOY
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>>53091337
>fuck off yank

It's made by an american
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>>53091295
i just type "cold out" into my address bar
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>>53091201
The thign that gripes me the most is why the droids speak if they're fucking droids
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>>53091339
*unsheathes katana*
*takes battle stance*
Care to repeat that, peasant?
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>>53091177
Now this is podracing.
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idea for a new: /britcum/
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>>53091342
no, this is riley

i wish i was joking
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>>53091342
I miss riley
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>>53091372
FOY
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>>53091372
FOY

>>53091377
FOYS
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>>53091359
am trying it just returns all the times i've failed to find it (google search: cold out irish weather)
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Lads do you need to be registered with a dentist to make an appointment?
>>
>>53091317

>dont make me kill you

but i'm you, im the version of you that you would have been if you did that thing that time.
>>
you were right about one thing master
the negotiations were short
>>
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>>53091384
>>53091389

>yank fashion sense
>>
>>53091399
weakest normie leftie 'meme' there is tbqh
>>
>>53091372
Literally on my way to your house right now
>>
>>53091389
FOY

>>53091384
jesus those shoes.. that outfit wtf i sound like /fa/
>>
>>53091408
they need to send biannual reminders
>>
>>53091408
>going to the dentist
FOY
>>
>>53091384

poster boy for bipolar
>>
good to see that the resident yanks are fulfilling all their negative stereotypes
>>
>>53091201
>>
>>53091389
>>53091384

I miss that shit head a bit aswell, hope he's ok
>>
>>53091389
>>53091384
what a roadman
>>
>>53091399
would insult you for relying on such a shit meme but >>53091436 summed it up pretty well
>>
>>53091399
haha
>>
>>53091436
what if ed fucked a big
>>
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KAREN
>>
>>53091480
He still posts he just doesn't use the name anymore
>>
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>>53091406
bad luck haha

>>53091413
GRRRRRRRR I HATE YOU
>>
>>53091235
I'm curious to know what /brit/ is like if you filter all of the Britons and Aussies.
>>
>>53091493
ed is a walking meme big dave isnt
>>
>>53091512
FOY
>>
HAHAHA PIG FUCKER HAHHAH! ha. i'm clever. fuck the gov init
>>
Just ordered £15 worth of food from the chippy lads.
>>
>Kev's patrician taste in music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7bvL6waoqU
>>
>>53091512
FOY
>>
>>53091285
>Yanks are a good addition to any crowd
>>
Lads my right lower back tooth tastes like rubbish, should I see a dentist?
>>
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TsVjvEkc4s
>>
>>53091512
>He still posts
This is false.
He has become a world famous rock star and I've got tickets to see him next month.
>>
>>53091514

Remember when we dropped that bottle of coke that time?

hahaha good times
>>
>>53091494
STOP THIS I'M TRYING TO DO NOWANK YOU LITTLE SHIT
>>
>>53091550
what did you cop?
>>
>>53091575
obviously you cretin
>>
>get on plane
>see this
>>
>>53091578
She is so fucking attractive, but somehow despite her being an adut admitting this in public makes you a creep
>>
>>53091284
Because Maul had the high ground. So would have won the fight without throwing the sabre at Obi. Sadly he didn't realise that Obi had the moral high ground and thus won the fight.
>>
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>I'M TRYING TO DO NOWANK
>>
>>53091514
unironically tried to copy out the url without realising that g is defo not a normal g
>>
Why is it so easy for immigrants to get a job but there are loads of NEETs on the dole?
>>
does mainstream media intent on infantilising the new adult population with nerd culture purely to get rich or are they working for the politicians to make us placid and easier to govern ?
>>
>>53091550

>chippy

its chipper you fucking moron
>>
>>53091635
I haven't seen one in years though, what if they say something mean?
>>
She wants to grab a drink after uni tomorrow. I don't drink. Wish I'd been able to keep to myself through uni tbqh.
>>
>>53091575
well mine broke and doesnt taste of anything so you probably have a pretty serious problem
>>
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>THIS.... is the power of british genes
>>
butty
or
sarnie
>>
If you don't like Craig David you best fuck right off
>>
I'm so horny but I can't wank. Kill me f a m
>>
dyou ever find your cat staring at you and you do a cheeky wink and he blinks back
starting to think my cats are little people in cat bodies desu too smart for their own good

>>53091575
>being able to taste your teeth
you should see a doctor desu

>>53091587
i dont like coke
its coarse and irritating and it gets everywhere
>>
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>hiroshimoot
>>
lads can someone link me the cold out video and i will give you a picture of me with balls out at a festival as a reward
>>
>>53091594
say you want to kiss me on the lips or i'll post the lewdest Karen you've ever seen
>>
>>53091739
FOY
>>
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>>
can I unfiltered foy yet? Have they fucked off?
>>
>>53091745
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9QjeJw8AX0
the g was a 9
lets have yer bollocks
>>
>>53091627
One fish, two sausages, a portion of fritters, a mixed pakora, 2L of 7up, a portion of nuggets, half a fried pizza and a tub of curry sauce.

>>53091683
Says you paki
>>
Degrees of separation are funny

>Poleaboos Chad roommate is friends with Polish girls bf
>Poleaboos Chad roommate works with the Polish girl
>The Indian who grassed up Poleaboo at the amusement park is friends with this Paki who Poleaboo was friends with during second year of uni
>>
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Big
Asian
Battys
>>
>53091763
FOY
>>
>>53091763
FOY
>>
>>53091784
That girl is clearly not asian.
>>
Just a man who was walking at a ridiculously slow pace with a cane, get a fucking wheelchair for fuckssakes
>>
>>53091752
I will come over there and forcefully kiss your entire face
>>
lads, whats that shit you can buy which gives you all necessary nutrients and minerals so you don't have to eat food anymore?
>>
>>53091781
Because it's all false. Everyone knows everyone like in a film
>>
>>53091733

I never said we liked it.

Do you remember when we stuck our finger up our bumhole?

bit weird that
>>
>>53091548
/brit/ is no better you just dont notice because you agree with their views
>>
>>53091692
then that means you fucked up

they won't say something mean and they send you on your way, they'll fix it and then charge you through the nose for it
>>
>>53091719
If you say "sarnie" then you are a southern nonce.
>>
>>53091846
soylent
>>
>>53091846
It's people though
>>
>>53091784
Looks more Spanish than asian
>>
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>>53091770
sorry its late lad had to facebook it
>>
new
>>53091870
>>53091870
>>53091870
>>
New anti-Yank acronym: JOY (Jog On Yank)

Give it a try tell me what you think
>>
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>>53091836
>>53091594
THE FUTURE YOU CHOSE
>>
I love Pakis but only when they stay in Pakistan.
>>
>>53091692
Just finished a round of dental work after not having been in 5 years. Over 300 quid and a pulled tooth. Take my dental hygiene very seriously now
>>
>>53091719
sarnie if it's a normal sandwich

if it's got chips in then it's a chip butty
>>
>>53091846
Matrix goop
>>
>>53091929

Do you have to pay them all at once or can you pay it off a bit at a time?
>>
>>53091992
Mine was like 4 sessions but you could wait between the sessions. Apart from the pulled tooth nothing needed done immediately
>>
pakis are from pakistan

with le funny hatman and greentext
>>
>be called soylent
>contain zero soy
>contain zero lentils
>contain zero elderlies
>>
Never realised how thick people really are until now.
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