low velocity locomotion edition
Lads. Seeing this girl, getting along great, she is pretty, funny, skilled, all round good fun. Today we get on to politics, she unironically said she would have voted SNP if she could, because she loves Nicola Sturgeon, but voted for Green instead because of their immigration and welfare policies, and that UKIP are nazis
Is it all over? Is there any point even trying to carry on?
Just let them have their containment thread so they don't shit up the rest up the board with their cuck culture and shit retarded ideas on things they don't understand.
>i dont give my wife to be bred by massive manly hairy taigs
i'm a bit of an ameriboo 2bh
the wild west
roaring 20s/abolition period
everything about the 1950s
commie-hating, hippie loving 60s
based reagan 80s
the grand canyon, nevada desert, hustle and bustle of new york
pretty decent imo
Think I might be alright mate cuz I just messaged her brother (one who said he was gonna do me in) about getting it back and he says im busy atm message u later so I think if they planned to do me in he wouldnt be sidetracked by whatever hes busy with, ill still bring a mate just in case
>Thought this my whole life
>go to uni
>meet a qt
>she's racist, sort of homophobic, xenophobic, believes in "Africa for Africans, Germany for Germans" and so on, anti-abortion, drops stats on women being given more advantages than men, pro-torture and has even dropped a "just gas em" once or twice
It's great. The lefties can't touch her and she knows it.
She wanted my dick last year. I turned her down so hard that she got all pissy with me and barely talks to me know. Hence the reason I asked /brit/ if I should just ignore her or not.
Thinking of dyeing my hair blonde to look like Milo, what do you reckon lads?
>Finish work for the day
>walk out of the office
>Undo top button and loosen tie
>Jump into car happy
>Day is finally over
>Starts again first thing tomorrow
>Have to go to bed after I eat so I'm up early
>Finish work for the day
>leave the office
>put music on
>back in 10 mins
>8 hours of whatever I want after work before I'm up again
>i squirt a bit when the doors open and you see darth maul just standing there like a don desu
>this soundtrack is top notch
>mmm, i'm about to be trapped behind these energy doors. a burst of speed might be useful now. it might even save my master's life. if only i had such a power - oh wait i do.
>not going to use it though LOL
Disgusting Halal meat. Butchered by savages who hate you while they say a prayer. No ethical slaughter, just slit the animals throat, hang it upside down and let it bleed out.
Muslims are disgusting and if you give them your money then you are morally bankrupt 2bh
>Destroy the British Empire in 1776
>Destroy /brit/ in 2016
Who /mischief/ here?
What possible purpose does the times shield corridor even serve and why didn't Obi and Qui-Gon use the force speed ability to get through it together like they did at the start of the film?
he wouldnt be posting if you werent replying to him
thats a lie anyway podracing is sick as fuck
it serves to separate obiwan from the fight, so that quigon is outmatched and dies, so that obiwan has a reason to train anakin, so that the next 2 flicks can happen
not everything has to be scientifically n logically accurate to make a good story
remember star wars is fantasy at heart and a lot of the sillier events are there just to frame the basic narrative
when its behind clouds n that
why do they use visible gas?
why do they open up shortly after so they can escape?
what does "destroy what's left of them" even mean? they're supposed to be dead?
Why didn't Darth Maul just pick up Liam Neeson's lightsaber and drop it on Obi Wan's face while he hung there lmao
>Implying this wasn't the best scene
>why do they use visible gas?
Because film is a visual medium.
>why do they open up shortly after so they can escape?
So there can be a badass fight scene.
>what does "destroy what's left of them" even mean? they're supposed to be dead?
You ever tried murdering ambassadors and getting away with it? Bodies arepretty fucking damning evidence.
>watching hollywood films is like putting black paint over your 3rd eye
so the audience can work out whats going on
because otherwise the jedi would die and the film would be 10 minutes long
remove the bodies sort of thing
dont make me kill you
bad luck haha
GRRRRRRRR I HATE YOU
>Yanks are a good addition to any crowd
>get on plane
Because Maul had the high ground. So would have won the fight without throwing the sabre at Obi. Sadly he didn't realise that Obi had the moral high ground and thus won the fight.
does mainstream media intent on infantilising the new adult population with nerd culture purely to get rich or are they working for the politicians to make us placid and easier to govern ?
dyou ever find your cat staring at you and you do a cheeky wink and he blinks back
starting to think my cats are little people in cat bodies desu too smart for their own good
>being able to taste your teeth
you should see a doctor desu
i dont like coke
its coarse and irritating and it gets everywhere
Degrees of separation are funny
>Poleaboos Chad roommate is friends with Polish girls bf
>Poleaboos Chad roommate works with the Polish girl
>The Indian who grassed up Poleaboo at the amusement park is friends with this Paki who Poleaboo was friends with during second year of uni