>Financial collapse this year
>Government forced to call snap elections
>People completely fed up with capitalism
>Vote in Jez in a landslide
>Large mandate means he can act quickly
>Railways nationalised by Crimbo, in time for /brit/ meetup 2016
>Branson completely btfo
Kev doesn't drink
do the walk of life
The Aussie who keeps saying FOY is just giving us free (you)
How does she make herself so pale?
*scratches arse and sticks fingers under your nose*
anyone else get trolled by /fit/?
barely any arabs in the uk 2bh
Where there is cheese there are rats,
Where ever there are rats there are cats,
Where ever there are cats there are dogs.
If you got the dogs you got bitches.
Bitches Always out to put their paws on your riches.
If you got riches,you got glitches.
If you got glitches in your life computer turn it off and then reboota.
Now you back on.
Can't just put the cap on the old bottle once you pop it that will spoil it, gone and drink it and enjoy it.
why can't other countries take a bit of banter
She can't help that she was born white, but her kids WILL be mixed
whelp I can't take the bullying anymore. I was just trying to have fun here because /cum/ is shit but I guess I'll hit the road... n-nice knowing ya kiddo
why do people act as if this genocidal maniac was a hero?
Djevojka:Da li sam lepa?
Momak : Ne .
Djevojka :Da li zelis biti sa mnom
- Momak : Ne .
Djevojka : Da li bi plakao ako
... ... - Momak : Ne.
* Cula je dovoljno i bila je
povrijedjena.Suze su isle niz njeno
- Momak je uhvati za ruku i rece :
- Ti nisi lijepa , ti si PRELIJEPA !
- Ne zelim biti s'tobom zauvijek ,ja
HOCU i TREBA mi da budem sa
tobom zauvijek .
- Kada bi otisla ja ne bi plakao ...
Ja bi UMRO !!!
Momak : Molim te, Ostani sa
- Djevojka : Hocu ...
Veceras u ponoc tvoja prava
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Nesto dobro ce se ti se desiti
izmedju 1-4h sutra, a to moze biti
Spremite se za najveci sok Ako
ovo ne postavite na 5 drugih
stranica , imacete problema
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Any shows i've missed out on like red dwarf wasn't in my life until last year and there's probably something out there as good as i havnt lukked at
when men were men *tipzz*
You're a small guy
who /friends of alberto barbosa/ here
>Start dating foreign girl
>We get on well but she's not my type, a bit too quiet
>She has a really cute friend
>Start chatting to her
>We might go for a drink
Fucking hell this could get messy lads when girl 1 finds out
have a look at this fine gentlemen. The fine "economic migrants" have flooded our city, and brought london to it's most thriving state yet.
She works at Tesco, shitpost on Twitter 24/7
she is depressed la
Broke up on the 22nd Dec go back 11th Jan. Step it up nigga.
explain this meme
lads the point of the "fuck off yank" gimmick was to call someone out when they use an Americanism or an Americanised word
saying "FOY" to every person with a yank flag just shits up the general and you're wasting 60 seconds of posting time to reply with that
every few days
sometimes leave it for like a week though nowadays cos i dont have a bathtub anymore so its much less comfortable and i dont go out as much
the bird in the pic is a nutter though just buy the boys one fs
>So Lisicki's meme are back ?
he never left
>Diane Abbott is the new shadow foreign secretary
Could not make it up
>Diane Abbott, known adulterous and racist is responsible for challenging government policy on international relations because she shagged the boss 30 years ago at an anti-war rally
SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT
HAHAHAHA DOING A POO LMAO
POO POO SHIT SHIT HAHAHAHRWEPROWIEPROIWPEOI 2'R90I3
>how do we connect with young people?
>idk roman numerals?
Are you serious?
Take a look at this pic. The Saudis army is very advanced and one of the strongest in the world.
The guys who room I smashed sister just messaged me to say I left my phone there (I did) and her mum says its ok because i apologized etc but her brother said hes gonna do me in last week for it so I'm not sure if it's a trap and if I head up there ill get my bollocks booted
Gonna bring a mate with me just incase
>Syrians wrote on their rooftop as Russian Mi-24 flies over: "Good morning Russia, greetings, you are our friends, our brothers, Thank you!"
I have never seen anything this based before
oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear
But is his wee sister really going to be in on booting my balls just for damaging a pram and spilling some gerbil food?
I'll try and bring a few lads
was blackout lad can't remember doing it, but its not about him hitting me i'm scared of knocking on the door and there being 4 men there to do me in
Well that's what she told me was damaged but I can't remember doing it, so what if I wrecked more and theyre telling me its nothing so I come down? but tbf her brother told me the day afgter I done it it was a pram wrecked and like a the bulb in a lamp broke
I've offered money and his sister said her mum said thank you but she doesnt want money and says we can put it behind us now ive apologized but i dont know if her mas a uvf wife or watt