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If you would cause more harm than good by remaining alive.

When you frogpost like a retard

Never. In fact it is the worst crime you can commit, even worse than genocide. Suicide is the destruction of the entire universe.

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>>2557693

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I've been a christian for years now but I occasionally wonder if I actually believe. Having been raised atheist I've always found it hard to believe in dead people coming back to life.

>>2557604
We don't do proselytization, sorry goy. You can always join a (((reformation synagogue))) though, hehehe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSqK9HoFpiA&t=7s
get that /pol/ shit out your brain.

>>2557604
You can never be a jew unless your mother is a jew.

>>2557483
yes their gods were waifus and husbandos and their goal in life was to be noticed

They had so many firsts. They walked out if the stone age almost fully formed.

>>2557499
Pretty much. Almost every element you can think of that comprises a civilisation was developed in Sumer.

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that looks like someone wearing one of those elaborate headdresses found in south american indian history

>>2557466
It looks nothing like that though

>>2557466
Not OP, but those represent animals.

Yes, they're called Chachapoya and they were descendants of Celts who were driven out by the Romans.

>>2558618
[citation needed]

>>2557400
It could be. It's not impossible for similar analogous mutations to exist in two unrelated populations.

>make Gauls into Roman citizens, get assassinated a week later

FUCK VERCINGETOREX AND FUCK GALLIC PEOPLE

the senates charges against him were a joke tho

>>2557431
so what

How many villages did he burned and how many women he raped

are you gonna suck his dick too

>>2557364
Ask him about the organizational side of things. How did he get his orders, how much of the greater battlefield did he know or was briefed about before going into combat, that kind of thing.

Also, if he was shot twice, ask him about what the standards of returning wounded to combat were.

BBC trying to contend with the History channel

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>>2557302
>>2557316
its all sensationalist crap

they always have some guy with a masters degree tell you what it was like during a battle

"there was lots of blood and mud"

"there even was screaming and yelling"

>>2557352
But surely if it was a 'for the moment' thing they would have done it last year not this year
So yeah have you watched it or are you AJP Taylor

Oh fuck YOU op

Fuck you

>For the purpose of determining what is history, please do not start threads about events taking place less than 25 years ago

OR 683 YEARS IN THE FUCKING FUTURE YOU SHIT WEASEL

>>2557305
you have to go back

>>2557305
but this fits under humanities

Was it Nero who made a horse a consul?

Was it a horse who made Nero consul?

>>2557192

It was Caligula. And he did it to demonstrate how little he respected the position, not because he was a crazy horse fucker or something.

click your heels 3 times and cross your fingers and your toes

Find some churches to pillage.

take PCP

>>2557039
>didn't march on Rome though....what if, what if?

His forces, lacking siege equipment, would be staring at a bunch of stone walls. Possible milling around uselessly. Hannibal would order the construction of impromptu engines, rams and ladders and the like, and foresting parties would be sent out to gather lumber, guarded by strong detachments of cavalry.

In the days to weeks to assemble siege equipment, his army of some 40,000ish, lacking any sort of logistical support and living off of what they could barter and steal from the locals, would exhaust the food supply and starve en mass, at which point it's an even shot whether they'd mutiny against him or just disband.

Everyone would go "What an idiot" looking at him in hindsight.

>>2557078
>implying a walls alone could completely stop an army that size for any significant amount of time
The Romans of the day thought their days were numbered, it was basically 23:59 on the doomsday clock to them once news of Hannibal's victory got back to Rome.

>>2557118
>implying the city was empty of troops
>Implying that they weren't raising new manpower.
>Implying that the walls could not in fact keep out huge forces for significant lengths of time.

I mean for fuck's sake, they did in other conflicts like the Peloponesean wars or the first Punic Wars; it's actually hard as fuck to assault a walled city in ancient times, especially when you don't have a proper siege train, which Hannibal didn't.

>>2556951
sucked ass in comparison famtbh

Watch this guys videos:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tlq1MYdK5gg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJvg_feyTrg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4O6uJJL0oo

It was shit. there's a reason for samurai to use imported arms and armor whenever they could afford it.

We're froglovers?

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>>2556918

>>2556922
Yes, except for the few Brits on this board who'd rather praise themselves (since no one else will)