Steven's Penis Edition
>Please refrain from making multiple threads about the show/theories/other fuckery. Spoilertag your spoilers and for fuck's sake be civil.
>Log Date 7 15 2 download link
>It Could've Been Great
>Season 1 and 2:
>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
>Buy "Attack the Light" for $2.99
Reminder that the Game Grumps like your favorite show so you have shit taste.
>you will never go to the temple to take a fat crystal shit
>this is yellow diamond
we really lucked out
what do you guys think?
yes i'm reposting from yesterday sorry
>yfw the next episode starts off with Peridot and Garnet fusing just to please everyone.
Reminder to ignore the shitposter and his obvious falseflagging, please!
Would you read a fanfic about a stray kitten getting attached to Peridot and Peridot treats it as a minion and comes to love it but then it gets hit by a car?
>The small mammal paid tribute to me again in the form of dead vermin. Ir is a wise choice on behalf of the creature. I intimated that I accepted its fealty by rubbing my fingers iver its head and back repeatedly.
>Crack The Whip
>Steven vs. Amethyst
>Beta (Part 1)
>Earthlings (Part 2)
>Back 2 The Moon (Part 3)
>The Kindergarten Kid
>Know Your Fusion
Holy shit, the incoming Amethyst focus is unreal.
Here I made this for you /sug/, in honor of the bomb and our inevitable return to /trash/
nth for wake me up inside
What does /sug/ think of this?
I wonder what sort of other alien civilizations Homeworld has fought and conquered. And I also wonder if there are any that they just couldn't beat/haven't reached yet.
>Try to get a "No need for Greg" thread going
>all these poilfags mistaking her tsun-tsun behavior for Tsundere for greg
SHE LIKES (and will end up with) ROSE, YOU FUCKERS!!!
Amethyst is obvious endgame for Greg.
peridot confirmed supa hot fire
I'm kinda hoping Blue Diamondis a bro.
They call her up, and some crazy lizardman answers. Turns out Blue Diamond runs a nostly peaceful coalition of planets, and is interested in Peridots ideas to harness Earth's resources without harming the biosphere.
Alright fuckers, I've had no interest in this show whatsoever until I discovered Peridot.
Now, if I were to start watching now exclusively for more of her, would it be worth it in any way, shape, or form?
>but then it gets hit by a car?
Why must you say these things
>My dick when Yellow Diamond says "Why..."
I know Patti Lupone isn't much of a looker but DAMN that voice
an anon posted this last thread.
Assuming this is true, which seems pretty believable, all those people claiming Pearl is White diamond's Pearl should see it.
All the pearls have white/off-white skin. Their hair matches their diamonds though, and Pearl's hair is pink.
She's somewhere within Pink Diamond's faction, not White.
Peridot was able to become a crystal gem, but they made her a midget. Would you be okay with Lapis joining if she underwent a permanent cosmetic change? That change being
permanently wearing shoes instead of being barefoot?
>no Peridot x Anon
Well you can fuck right off.
To teach Peridot more about being human.
Steven tells her that she should be happy it happened, not sad that it ended, and that the kitten will be with Peridot as ling as she remembers.
So Peridot insists on naming the drill after the kitten, in honor of its "sacrifice".
And then Peridot of all people is ahead of the CG's when it cones tobdealing with grief.
I'm serious, they're even making a sequel series about him. This is his design.
>miss "you fused with one of my court you piece of trash die"
>being accepting of other planets
Nah. I expect her to treat gems differently than Yellow, but if any of them are/were peaceful and open, it's gonna be Pink (leading to Rose's ideology) or White (leading to Steven getting a diamond in his corner when they unbubble pyramid gem)
I wish all Yellow Pearl art had that scheme, it's much more prettier than hard yellow on yellow
Again, please refrain from posting mega.co.nz links, they are deprecated and have begun to fail in many places.
instead, use these links:
She really has changed a lot since the very beginning.
By the power of all that is Holy
I command you to return to us
AND GIVE US THE LEEKS
>they won't fuse until season 4
Peridot mentioned how transforming causes more energy expenditure than for what it's worth.
They still have not told us how gems get their energy. Is it like plants were they just need some sun and they are good to go for an indefinite amount of time? Or are they like batteries where they need a specific gem tool to charge them up?
I'm serious! Remember that Maheswaran couple from episode 10? They had a kid to, and she's with Rose and Gregs kid.
So I heard this show is like a Magical Girl version of Kamen Rider Fourze.
Is that a true statement?
>Greg gets with Rose
What the fuck? It's obvious that Pearl and Greg is the best couple!
Garnet is a slut who fuses because it feels good.
No shit. Other than some of the references there's nothing in the show that the average six year old brought up today wouldn't be able to understand, but that doesn't mean it isn't well done or clever.
CRYSTAL GEMS! CRYSTAL GEMS!
>White Diamond is actually the pyramid gem
>Eventually through an accident of sorts her gem is unbubbled
>"Joins" the gems in their fight to save Earth and stop the Diamonds
>Actually just wants to overthrow the other diamonds so she can reign supreme
Unless we're doing a story-time you can't complain about unnecessary images.
Need more Peridot, and any theories on what powers she may have without the armor?
>Any guesses on who are what Peri's manager would be?
Their gems are probably their sole energy source, unless they decide to use other methods (like food, I guess). I get the feeling they can get exhausted if they use too much energy (like Peridot said) and would need to rest for a while to recharge.
I closed my eyes and picked a random picture, just for you
why are you so persistent in showing off your fake leaks and art, anon. We all know that the Maheswarans are too busy to have a baby to to the husbands new security job that has him moving all over the place
>literally rape fusion
>it's a "WAA WHY IS TOKU ON /M/?" post
Is Peridot and Lapis going to be permanently on the show?... I can stand it for a season or two but other than that I feel like they should just have the CG's and Steven again.
u wanna start something lad?
Hey I'm not that guy who posts Riders (especially Blade) all the time and promotes his fucking Twitter here, I just said they were different.
Besides, Fourze was the last one I watched
If you think the artist is shit just say it already.
Someone with a lot of pull on SU has a giantess fetish, and I fucking love it.
>Connie liked Steven more when she was able to look up to him
What a vapid whore. Bravo Sugar for promoting manlet culture
I like it
That's... actually kind of cute. I think Pearl has skyrocketed from my 2nd favourite to my favourite character now. But why is she, Garnet and Amethyst raising him? Where's Greg?
I've never been a WaifuFag before.
Welp, better start organizing this shit into folders and subfolders.
>Those Amethyst episodes
Calling it how, Amy is the main villain of the series. She is the Stocking of SU.
Pretty inventive designs. I agree.
Oh trust me. You'll be happy you started organized, it gets out of hand fast.
Favorite episode of the bomb and how it ranks compared to the other bombs?
I liked message received the most and i thought this was the best bomb personally.
Watching Mirror/Water Gem again seriously takes away some of the faith I have in the CGs, especially Garnet. If their primary values are defending the earth, freedom, and free will, what makes them so absolutely prejudiced against Lapis? It's baffling, if not disturbing.
AMETHYST STEVEN /SS/ WHEN
That shading looks like a goatee and I can't unsee it
It's the stupidest shit on the planet. Animation provides a psychological buffer to suspend yourdisbelief easily.
When you have a live-action series with overacted performances and cheesy special effects, you can't expect anyone to take the plot seriously in the slightest. If you decide to watch it in the first place.
>Drawing slightly strange art means you have personal, emotional problems
I wonder how mundane someone's life has to be that they actually believe this.
If I'm gonna go down this rabbit-hole, I'm gonna do it in style.
If Peri gets a Simon style visor I will lose my fucking mind.
>their primary values are defending the earth, freedom, and free will, what makes them so absolutely prejudiced against Lapis? It's baffling, if not disturbing.
She's extraordinarily powerful. It's nothing personal against Lapis, but her powers.
>Peridot accidentally wanders into a Kindergarten and absentmindedly reactivates it by pure force of habit with no malicious intent
Bitch rolled in with Blue Daimond and was down with the death plans.
A World War 2 Vet isn't going to come across a Nazi, in old age, and give him some pie and invite him for baseball.
/co/ version, Snowflake's ass on top of her head like lapis was bothering me.
Post more of that peridot. I like the weird bug chitin look.
That might be a little too blatant, but it'd be a fun way to do the star while also making a cool reference
Because magicians are great.
>Gems raising a kid
Holy shit he is gonna be a fucking mess of a person, he will probably take their lesbo shit and do crossdressing or some gay stuff like that on later episodes
NOTHING in the Steven Universe can compare in power to UG. Hell, i bet ALL the diamonds are scared shitless of him and that's the reason they are so desperate to destroy Earth.
Rose didn't knew about him, which makes her a good person and is the sole reason UG haven't unleashed his weird cartoon reality warping powers over the all gemkind.
>this just makes me want to cry
You remind me of some dude who cried after I made them fap to PearlxSteven /ss/
Dude, I remember that. They kept on mentioning it like every other thread but never delivered.
Or maybe they did.
Awesome! What would this be called anyway?
Amyven? Ameven? Stevethyst?
>both Steven and Amethyst are Earthlings
>Know Your Fusion
>whatever Bomb this is part of ends with Amethyst and Steven fusing
Give me pictures of the best MILF pictured here
Hot damn have i not had a better chance to post her.
What the fuck is this shit, everytime I turn around there's another fucking made up gender
I suppose I can see that, though it's still messed up.
This is a bit more iffy. I don't feel like Lapis committed any conscious actions in the war. I can only imagine a diamond would be powerful enough to trap Lapis in the mirror, probably using her as the power source for the tool. Considering Sapphire betrayed BD before the war started proper, BD probably needed something rivaling that future vision.
We can't roachpost AND buffpost at the same time, you guys. Pick one and stick with it.
I'm fucking sick and tired with the couple of Jasper-obsessed retards, reposting the exact same shit in every fucking thread.
At this point, I'm hoping that Garnet
or Peridot, or the Garnet/Peridot fusionturns her into Cheeto dust. Or even better: poofed, bubbled, forgotten forever inside the temple. Or thrown into the lava pit.
Do you guys think making a show queer in the 2010's is like making a show violent was in 90's?
The company will bitch and complain, the fans will defend and want more. And a small group of people who don't even watch the show are the only ones who complain.
Prediction: Peridot won't get a redesign until an eventual poofing, but takes interest in human clothing and fashion.
Take that back you double pearl.
>I didn't fight a thousand year war for this planets independence to take orders from the likes of YOU
Damn Pearl, I'm proud of you
So pathetic is Pearl, that even though she is the second most senior Crystal Gem after Rose and Garnet was recruited later, it was not her but Garnet who ended up the leader after Rose's demise.
Pearl is nothing more than a weak bottom bitch. Fucking weak!
Not into mucsle girls personally even though I'm techincally a manlet, but I agree her eyes are really pretty. It's a solid design.
We need a redraw of this with Jasper.
Jasper pictures where she is on the more feminine end of the spectrum vs manly/masculine end of the spectrum are the best jasper pics. Prove me wrong.
See? This Jasper is much more wifeable than some of the other ones.
If the drawfriend that made this is around, yo this shit ended up great!
color on Pearl when though?
She still has no titties there.
My ideal Jasper would still be tall and muscular, but have a big fat ass.
>wanting to fuck womanlets
You retards are only going to make more manlets you know that right?
Do you really want a son who is 25 and still is 5'8"? You are going to live a life of regret and disappointment,
Some people are more followers than leaders, just because her and Rose were the original Crystal Gems doesn't mean she can run the whole thing.
That's got to be a new record.
Peridot will die or wil somehow be forced to leave the group permantly.
We all know this is true. Sugar is tied by the narrative "imperatives" like all modern western writers. She cannot permantly changed the sacro-saint Main Cast.
There needs to be a Pearl version of this
Just watched the bomb
10/10 oc characters Sucrose
Could the CG's defeat Kevin "patty" Clamely?
Stop shitting up the thread, dipshit.
Post rare Jaspers.
This one was my lockscreen for a few months.
Then you don't actually like Jasper. I wouldn't have such a problem with the recent influx of Jasperfags if they don't ignore how she actually looks like, and her personality all together. To you guys she's just another character for you to slap tits on, make her way more curvy than she actually is, and ignore everything that makes her great. You guys are a disgrace.
Do you have anything specific in mind, or are you just trying to change the subject?
Who knows, the CGs found it at the Galaxy warp, right? She was probably being punished for something.
>Steven! I have come to the conclusion that everyone on this show ceased to function long before it began!
>Awww! You already said that about the other Show, Peridot.
>Well that's fine if you don't like it. It's just a theory.
A gem theory.
wow that was
really not funny.
too good to be honest family