New episode of Tangled the series tonight at 8:30
Great Expotations
>Cassandra receives the chance to be a guard, but only if she can complete her handmaiden duties in time.
"Hey kids, you remember Varian, right? Nerd, crush on Cassandra?"
varian did nothing wrong
Varian's dad is obviously the judge
also
"friends"
>oldest, most experienced emoji
>strong sense of leadership and duty, takes her job seriously
>some spastic special snowflake who can't hold the same face for three seconds threatens existence of the phone universe
>Happy tries to get rid of him to save herself and everybody else in the phone
>is still the "villain" despite trying to sacrifice a few useless emojis to literally save everybody else in her world
>>94284868
So was she the only decent character or what?
Why are we talking about this movie?
It is literally the death of culture.
do not fucking dicuss the movie
the faster it fades, the less tickets sales it gets, the faster whoever OK'd this garbage can get fired and stop fucking the industry
>We need a team to fight Superman-level threats
>I have assembled a guy who shoots normal guns really accurately, a guy who ties really good knots, a guy who throws boomerangs super well, a girl who owns a baseball bat, a guy who's strong enough to maybe lift a car and can swim amazingly well, we're talking Michael Phelps levels here, and a guy who has powers that could for one-tenth of a second mildly rough up Superman's hair
I can't tell if she's genuinely stupid or if she's bullshitting her bosses and they're genuinely stupid.
>>94284446
There currently aren't any other expendable metas on Superman's level in the DCEU. The team Waller formed was more of a trial run.
You left out Enchantress, almost like you're a complete dipshit trying to fit in somewhere without actually following source material.
>>94284522
"I think we should rather try to contact this bat dude, and the super chick that were fighting alongside superman against Doomsday"
"Also, why don't we try that fast guy from central city, the one who arrested boomerang'
"Btw, Waller, you're fired"
If you dropped Stain into Marvel or DCU, how long would he be able to spread his jihad before a hero was strong enough to take him out? Who would be his limit?
>>94284392
He is probably going after the champions or young avengers.
>>94284392
Spider-Man is fast and agile enough that the Spider sense would help him dodge any blades. He's also got the webbing so he doesn't even need to get close to end the fight
Luke Cage would wreck him full stop
He wouldn't have as many targets since hero is not a paying job
So Teen Titans Go got nominated for an Emmy for "Outstanding Short Form Animated Program"
/co/ btfo
https://www.regularcapital.com/2017/07/cartoon-network-creative-arts-emmys-2017-nominations/
Whats wrong with liking Teen Titans Go?
>>94283130
>/co/ btfo
How?
>>94283177
Nothing, being 9 isn't a crime, anon
Why was the taming collar subplot removed from Zootopia?
>>94282774
It already featured a nudist beach. Can't squeeze in all the fetishes at once.
Because there would be no reason for predators to live in Zootopia if it was the place where prey preyed on predators. If the rest of the world doesn't have shock collars ("Zootopia" welcomes/accepts me,) then leave or never go there in the first place.
>>94282774
Because it was horrifying. It posited an entire segment of society that was not allowed to defend themselves in any way, which even Disney realized would lead to constant bullying. Preds couldn't even get too HAPPY or else the collar went off, which means no sports, no concerts, no games more exciting than Monopoly and most likely only very, very careful sex. The result would be an insanely high suicide rate among preds who were forced to live as emotionless zombies.
Oh, and it would lead to a civil war within a few years. They were well rid of it.
Who was the better villain?
Who would win if they fought each other?
We've already had this thread.
>>94282395
Stark
>>94282395
I liked both but Lizard was better for comics accuracy minus not having a long lizard face.
New episode of Too Loud. Hadn't seen a thread for this yet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09dTAmHS1Y4
This is the episode Fan Girl appears in.
>>94282164
where's rich evans?
>>94282216
I think he was only in the last episode
>>94282164
this show is so shit
>by the way, I've met God and spoken to him at length. He's not the one you worship.
>>94282111
What the fuck, Raimi?
>>94282111
>Maybe he is.
>He keep on fucking up the universes.
>>94282148
Fuck off back to /tv/.
Uh, excuse me?
What did she mean by 'progressive' in this context? Does anyone know?
>>94282020
Western Women can't take on other causes because fuck if I know. I think that they just want gay people to be their pets or something.
>>94282367
I was mostly confused by the distinction she made between gender equality and sexual equality. Like, I AM GENUINELY CONFUSED how that would work in this context.
There better not be any Subhuman Zooks lurking on this board
>>94281498
It has been scientifically proven that eating bread with the butter underneath will lower IQ points. When will the other side ever learn?
>>94283115
>eating bread with the butter underneath
I seriously hope no one does this
>>94281498
Who the fuck eats their toast with butter side down? The butter will just fall right off!
Why do so many people want a Sinister Six Spidey movie? Six villains sounds waaaaaaay too many, they'd barely get any characterization.
Who wants that besides Sony executives?
Because originally the idea was that Raimi would introduce one or two per film.
>Doc Ock hinted at surviving in SM3
>Sandman never actually got arrested
>Vulture in the fourth movie along with Mysterio.
The only way it would work is if they brought Raimi back to continue his series.
>>94281098
You always wonder why sinister six is so incompetent.
how come there's girl transformers but no girl street sharks?
Because they'd be prostitutes.
Street Sharks are too JAWSOME for the likes of vaginas
>>94281008
Sharktits was one of my favorite /tg/ memes.
If you dropped Jason Voorhees into Marvel or DC, what's the highest tier of heroes he would pose a legitimate threat to?
Not just in 1v1 altercations, but also in terms of how much chaos and death he could unleash on innocents before said heroes even get a chance to confront him.
>>94280949
>Marvel
Jason moves up the power rank till he reaches Daredevil and gets completely fucked.
>DC
Same, but with Batman.
>>94280980
Daredevil is pretty close to the bottom, any specifics as to who you're considering?
He seems like a poor mans Grundy
> Chinese character is literally yellow
What the hell were they thinking?
>>94279039
That accuracy and acknowledgement of one's differences is more respectful than just blindly pretending we're all on and the same?
>>94279077
Hey, at least everyone knew he was a Chinaman.