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>>745122720
cuckendorf

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The cocks are fake

>>745122720
nope

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>>745123985
HOLY FUCK THAT'S WHAT A VAGINA LOOKS LIKE?!

Taco tico

>>745123455
You do know that your body can't tell the difference between sex and masturbation on a physiological level? If you fapped every other day, your body would react the same as if you were married and had sex every other day, which would be normal. Nofap does not give you superpowers. The internet is one giant snake oil salesman and only you can overcome your shortcomings by coming to terms with them.

>>745123455
Do heroin it completely kills your sex drive
It's rad too

>>745123455
Don't watch porn.
Don't touch yourself.
It's that fucking easy.
I often do a month/6 weeks without and it's not even remotely difficult.

what the fuck

"first three words"

Every time.

y

>>745123852
>I think a hole is a hole, but i'm open minded.

so gay?

>>745123894
Nope, i was just saying, any pussy might do

>>745124046
hmmm I wonder what that's called. Where you have no preference as long as it's female.

>>745122614
I've seen this pasta a lot and it makes me wonder if it's real. Obviously it is but I would rather not accept that reality.

>>745122614
You probably give weak faggot handshakes in real life.

>>745122614
Fuck off with this bullshit.

>>745123252
w...why?

>>745123290
why not?

>webcam from

>>745122589
i think its pretty clear she wants your dick, go for it

No need to try,she will fuck you.

>>745122589
She wants you but like any woman, she wants you to be the man about it. Go for it, don't be a timid bitch seeking permission. Be the man she doesn't expect a 22 yr old kid to be.

>>745123743
I'm the same but I have the common sense to state that the country I'm stuck in is Egypt.

Ask ME anything.

Bump for islaaaaam

>>745123942
I'm in in Pakistan, not sure which is shittier

>>745123368
Unemployed here. I wake up at 8AM. I work out at least an hour every other day. I usually do shower cause I might get fired from work if I smell too bad.

Shower every morning in the cold seasons
Shower in the night in the hot seasons
Shave whenever I can't stand my beard anymore
I sleep naked and put on what are essentially pajamas and spend all day playing vidya and shitposting.

Only change if Im going somewhere which is rare but I sleep in jeans 90% of time anyway
Shower every other day either when I wake up at 12:00-3:00 or lateish at night
Ill go a couple days without brushing my hair or teeth sometimes and havent exercised once in the last 2 years
Ill shave once a week

>>745123534

Go where?

>>745123534

Work !

Already have a job but it isn't enough, open to offers to do anything for money

>>745124006
You can buy real money

>>745124006
You can't buy things with bitcoin. it's just fun money like in monopoly or reddit karma

>>745124006
You can buy some stuff online. There are places and people that will accept bitcoin. Other than that you would have to do like any other currency and exchange it for the currency of the country in which you want to buy something.

id tear my own ass up and prob love it too

>>745123078
yea as long as they have a ballgag and a bag over there head

depends, can we command our gender bend or is it its own person

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Too busy looking at bigger dicks

>>745124356
The queen and the fool

>>745124356

I'd like a girlfriend like her. You're lucky.

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>>745124461
I'd grip a bundle of her hair and face fuck her till I can come all over her lips and glasses.

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>>745125033
>>745125033
I'd wait for her to be alone in her house. Then I'd sneak and go to her room. She'd scream when she saw me and try to run, but I'd push her hard into the wall. She'd slump down against it, her hair covering her face. I'd drag her by her hair to the bed. I'd keep a handful of her hair in my hand as I undo my pants and take my cock out. I'd slap her across the face with my cock and tell her to shut the fuck up. Then I'd hold her by her hair and shove my dick in her mouth all while she's kicking and struggling. I'd put both hand on her head and fuck her face as hard as I could, my balls slapping against her now tear and drool covered face. I'd shove my cock deep in her throat and hold it there. I'd say look up at me bitch. She'd look up at me as I choked her with my dick and we'd stay like that until I saw her ready to pass out. I'd then left her up and bend her over the bed. I'd rip her shorts and panties off to reveal her slutty pussy that was now all wet. I'd tell her she was a whore for getting wet and I'd reach around and slap her face. Then I'd force my cock in her slippery cunt while she begged me not to fuck her. I'd reach my hands around and cover her mouth with both hands, holding onto her face while I brutally fucked her wet pussy. Through her muffled screams I'd hear her trying to talk, she begs me not to cum in her pussy because she is not on the pill. I laugh and put my hand around her throat. I take my cock out and the little bitch confuses it for mercy. I tighten my grip on her throat as I savagely force my cock into her asshole. She tries to scream but my grasp on her throat is too tight. I choke her hard as my cock stretches her last virgin hole. She is bucking and crying as I take what's left of her innocence. Right before I'm going to cum I take my dirty cock out, shove it in her pussy and cum. I leave her there crying with a baby growing in her soon to ruined flat stomach.

wwyd to which one?