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havent we all

Dunno bout chicks

Physically speaking, guys cannot, one of the beauteous side effects of an erection is that it prevents peeing so as to avoid contamination-- piss will kill sperm.

As an addendum that's what semen is, it's the fluid that carries the sperm safely out of the body and cleans out the urethra during ejaculation so your sperm doesn't get contaminated on the way out. Cowper's gland bitch

Dunno bout chicks. I think they can do it but hell if I know

what in the fuck is this bullshit

>>745125833
Depends on the brand of the guitar
Is it a good one?

>>745125833
Dude a guitar, dranks, and sugar shits for 3.16? Sounds like a steal to me anon

>>745125833
wtf is HLADKA?
sounds made up, you def got ripped of

Rolling, because I think I might be cursed.

>>745126229
rolle

>>745126408
reroll

What do weebs?

HAJIMEMASHITE
DOZO YOROSHIKU ONEGAISHIMASU
OPPAI MITAI DESU

>>745126064
>>745126045
skull beer and smash glass on the ground then proceed to eat the glass bits

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what mean

What's the key

and so goes the text, never to be deciphered

Aw shit, I thought he was a CIA plant.

>>745125329
lol nice photoshoot alex. That bullhorn. It's like you're gonna use that bullhorn to address a crowd cause he's a real salt of the earth kinda guy. The every-man.

What a tryhard.

>>745125452
He uses that thing all the time. Stop being a fag and take the red pill.

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>>745124624
Network (1979 i think) was pretty terrifying too

>while we still tv scripts walking around, now we also have clickbait and popups

>>745124761
netowrk seems quite intresting, thanks, i'll be watching that

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i won't call this film god tier but the soundtrack is TRANSCENDENT tier, so it makes my top list

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Representing.

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Claiming the Rory claimer

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Give me attention I'm tired

No but beat the shit out of your brother

>>745126145
Do it.

The length of the kiss isn't what matters, lol!

>>745126195
thanks

you have my cock>>745126195

>>745126250
You must be new here

Aaaand its gone

>>745124900
She's touching herself.

i wonder what type of porn shes into, i hope its interracial

Who dis?

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>>745124433
/Thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeDM1ZjMK50

>>745123784
get off 4chan Ted

>>745123784
Bump

>be taking a shower
>wash ass with shower head
>little spray of hot water shoots up my hole
>feelsgoodman
>do it some more
>couple of wet farty bubbles squeak out
>get hard
>push shower head up my ass and spray boiling water on prostate
>balls starting to twitch
>suddenly I'm ejaculating semen and diarrhea
>boiling diarrhea shooting from my mouth and nose
>bathroom flooded with septic half-digested food and semen
>sister comes in, starts writhing on the floor massaging stinking semen mix into her vagina
>don't you ever knock?
>she starts giving birth to puppies
>every puppy has my face