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>>740851572
Haha! Yeah they've gone from sci-fi adventure show with some random humor, philosophy, and morals to divorce drama with some sci-fi adventure and family tension.

That's a whole lot of white. Where's the diversity?


If they are going to make a point about equality hires, why not make them swallow the entire pill.

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To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily fromNarodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick and Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existencial catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a Rick and Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

Shit thread

>>740848545

Look at them lips, this is pretty much an alpha nigger.

>>740850820
Yes, GodKing.

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>>740850820
no not till you wear clothes made in the USA

If you go to war for the president whether theyre Trump, Bush, Obama or fuckin Lincoln, I sincerely hope you die.
One goes to war for their people, The community. Not it's president, the leader.

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>>740839988

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>>740839988

>>740839988
Nice

>>740844237
Yea sure

i've done a week now. its hard

hopin for 1

Good fucking luck...

>>740852938

Dream on, little snowflake.

TRUMP 2020

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>>740837112
8/10
Would let sit on my face
wwyd

>>740837278
Back to the retirement home

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Her name is Marina
100% virgin

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only OC :)

>>740850777
Hey, can you take a pic on all fours with your panties half way down your legs?

I wanna buttrape Eggs

>>740843735
This equation does not work.

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>>740843799
>I wanna buttrape Eggs

Is that even, truly possible?

>>740842400
>give up on real girls and instead focuse on 2d girls only

That one.

My life is shit 19m
But I'm slowly realizing my life will get better
Going college in 1 month
Can't fucking wait
Was at home for a whole year didn't go outside once
Moved house and no friends

>>740842400
I was in your position once. I had deluded myself into thinking women were the problem. In reality, I was just too self conscious and insecure to try to get a gf.

Honestly just put yourself out there. Start working out and taking care of yourself. Try to dress nice. Look up alpha.m on YouTube. He's pretty popular but his advice is solid.

Once you've taken care of the basics, hop on Tinder or something. Sure, most conversations on there will lead to nothing but it'll help you with talking to girls. Most girls on there are dirty, so don't feel pressured to be white knighty. Just build your confidence up.

Next start talking to girls irl. Don't be creepy and hit on them. Just strike up conversation.

Before you know it, you'll probably be landing yourself dates (through Tinder or through normal life). It's more commonplace than you think.

You don't need to be a model or have perfect game. Just put yourself out there man. Ultimately it's up to you.

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>>740848822
How fucking hopeless do your chances with girls have to be before this sad facebook faggotry becomes your best option?

Seriously, you underage spergs. Put down your phones and try speaking to an actual human female for once in your lives, you socially-stunted little embarrassments.

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>>740843628

Fuck you OP. They were probably together for 50+ years and he misses her.

Don't get mad about your loneliness and take it out on others.

>>740845569
roll

>>740845569
Rollin

>>740842847
BECUZ EEMALES!

>>740842847
Because it's so refreshing to have a president who's as unjustifiably entitled and willfully ignorant as myself. Finally, a president for ME.

None of that shit matters to anyone.
We just want him to deport the illegals and a few generations of anchor babies and build the wall.
Make America white again.