Cringe thread

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>>740843628

Fuck you OP. They were probably together for 50+ years and he misses her.

Don't get mad about your loneliness and take it out on others.

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>>740843628
this old man always gets me.

>>740843628
You call this cringe but this old guy is actually out of his house. You can't even get out of your basement to take a shit.
>Old man could die tomorrow and would still be more of a man than you'll ever be

ITT: OP gets trashed for being edgy

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>>740843628
>>740843677
Lost

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>>740843804
>>740843740
>>740843871

falling for this bait

>>740843819
this

>>740843628
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKRKfipinJM

>>740843913
Not realising taking the bait was the joke

Be more meta anon

The thing about that picture is OP's version is cropped. You can tell in the original that the girl to the right is laughing at him. It doesn't bother me though. Says a lot about her and nothing about the man. Same as OP calling this cringe.

>>740843733
>>740843740
>>740843804
>>740843819
>>740843871
>>740843993
the fuck happened to my /b/
just a year ago, the same picture would have had half the posters in a Cringe thread cringing and laughing their asses off at that old fuck
Go ahead and fuck on back over the 9fag kiddies

>>740843628

>cringe thread

turns out ops a fag

>>740844144
Ooh look at me I'm mr Edgy and all my edgy friends aren't on /b/ anymore. They probably turned 16 and stopped being edgy you faggot

>>740844144
wat
no it wouldn't

>>740844144
>hurr durr old b was better
not everyone is a faglet lonely edgelord

>>740843740
>>740843819
falling for the bait is the real cringe

and someone who is "more of a man than you'll ever be" would'nt give a ducks cunt about the opinions of some faggot on /b/.

>>740844144
Gay

>>740843628

You're a sick fuck, OP. Seriously.

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OC coming through

>>740844399
Get back in your hole edgegoblin

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>>740843913

>>740844483
if you would take your head out of moms cunt, i would.

>>740844559
>I fukt your mum

When does school start again?

>>740844619
>edgegoblin
>when does school start

you tell me

>>740843970
You were just pretending to be retarded huh?

>>740844529
>when you see it

>>740844675
I wasn't the edgegoblin anon. I was just point out your shitty comeback

>>740843804
Yeah dude, i know the feeling. Im sure ill be there eventually too.

>>740844144
>my /b/

Fuck outta here you beta faggot

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>>740844144

>>740844144
Shut up faggot and GTFO if you’re not pleased with the modern /b/.

ITT: Bunch of pussy virgin losers hate on OP because they're afraid of being lonely forever lol

>>740844857
the allusion to me being your daddy might not have been that clever, but it wasn't shitty.

>>740844144

> muh b
> a year ago

Nigger, 5 years ago, 99% of /b/ would have been in there bawwing like babies and talking about how that old motherfucker probably also won Dubya-Dubya-Two, and two random asshole would have been posting Spiderman gifs.

Don't talk about "Muh Old /b/ was so much better" if your fucking frame of reference is A FUCKING YEAR AGO.

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>>740845070
this, jesus, what a bunch of faggots

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>>740845070
Yesterday was my birthday and my girlfriend brought me a cake and gave me a blowjob. Then we went swimming. Today she is meeting me at my house (that I own) at lunch, and we're going to fuck. Tell me some more about how my sex life is so inferior to yours though.

>>740843628
>>740844144
>>740845070

You two fucktards should go to /r/Cringe if you wanna find other Edgelords to circlejerk with. Don't expect that great a reaction from them, either, tho.

>>740845188
And?

>>740845623
No anon, you have become the cringe. Don't feed the trolls

>>740845500

So your alleged girlfriend didn't throw you a party or do anything nice for you, other than allegedly suck your dick.

Then she allegedly comes over mid-day for a nooner, to the house you allegedly own, where you will allegedly fuck.

Oh, and somehow going swimming is relevant.

Jesus fuck, what are you, 12 years old? Let me guess, just started getting your first pubes, and now your rich fantasy life is really taking off?

Mom's calling from upstairs, fuckstain - you didn't clean your room, and now you're in for a paddlin'. Also, you're late for school.

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OC

>>740845692
not everything is "trolls" or "bait xd"
some people are actually just that edgy and fucking stupid

>>740844144
You need to be over 18 to use this site son.

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https://youtu.be/EB59Uds-TtY

>>740845641
that is primo cringe dude. id think it was bait if it wasnt from facebook

Test

>>740845725
>didn't throw me the party that I didn't want

Wow, she is pretty horrible isn't she? Guess I'll dump her, and go find myself a basement to live in and play WoW full time like a real goddamn man.

>>740845641
b8?

>>740845749
Maybe, but this is some obvious b8 m8. You're arguing with children

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>>740843628

>>740845725
Unemployed neet spotted. You know, once you work for your money meeting friends during the week is something rare and notable, let alone having a party. Instead of begging your mommy for money, you should try working once in your life time.

>>740844144
Ahahaha so many people falling for this bait jesus christ.

>>740844359
>>740844374
>>740845048
>>740845184
>>740844227

>>740845885

Here's what really happened:

> Mom came downstairs and frowned. 'Anon, you haven't left the basement in weeks and its your birthday. I made you a cake, why don't you come upstairs and we'll have dinner together?'

> Anon, his lank hair greasy and unkempt, waved his hand distractedly, not willing to take his eyes off the loli thread he was furiously refreshing. "Not now, ma... I'm super busy."

> "Okay," she replied, retreating up the stairs. "I'll leave a piece of cake here on the table if you want it."

> Anon grunted then smiled as his pathetic, semi-hard cock began to twitch for the fifth time that day and he spilled into his filthy cumrag.

> "Best birthday ever," he whispered, pressing the cumrag to his nose and inhaling the fetid scent of old jizz and smegma. "Let's do this again tomorrow, say around noon, huh ladies?" he whispered, reaching out to trace one finger down the leg of the loli image on screen.

cake and a blowjob? Sure!
fuckin' at noon? Close enough!

Yep, that sounds more like reality.

>>740846231
Lol, look at this guy put effort into something on 4chan. What a weirdo.

>>740846126

> meeting friends during the week is something rare and notable

Only if you're pulling double shifts at McDonald's every day, you fucking idiot.

For those of us who work 40 hour a week full time jobs with good pay and benefits, meeting friends during the week is as easy as texting a few friends and saying, "Hey, who's up for drinks tonight?"

I show up for work about 8:30 am, I'm off by 5:30 pm. Do you think somewhere in the other 13 hours of the day, it's possible to squeeze in a little social time?

>>740846433
Yeah if you don't ever sleep.

>>740846231
> Mom came downstairs

My mom is dead. Cancer.

>>74084623
I felt catharsis.
8.5/10 decent story. Probably accurate too.

>>740846609
LOL WHAT'S WRONG WITH HIM? HE' JUST COOL LMAO

>>740843628
Not funny, amusing, or cringe.

>>740846231
I felt catharsis.
8.5/10 decent story. Probably accurate too.

>>740845726
14/88

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>>740846585
This made me cringe because you think anybody on the internet, let alone /b/ (outside of a feels thread) will give a shit that your mother is dead.

>>740846555

I go to bed about 1 am. I'm up at 7:30. That leaves 7.5 hours of my weekday still unaccounted for. Still not hard to imagine spending 2 of those hours having a drink and bullshitting with a few friends.

enjoy your double shifts, bro. I'll take fries with my burger.

>>740846585

No surprise - she was probably killed by the shame of having birthed a giant quasi-sentient tumor.

>>740846585
You seem to be experiencing a zombie problem.

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>>740846585
back to plebbit with you

>>740844529
Based

>>740846963
1 hr standing up, eating and showering
1 hr drive
8 hr work + 1hr lunch break
1 hr drive
1 hr eating and unpacking work stuff
2 hr working at home, cleaning and making laundry
8 hr sleep

Yeah, the two free hours are really a lot of time to be socializing.

>>740846888
checkd

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>>740843628

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>>740844529
lost

>>740847044
hot

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>>740844144
>just a year ago

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>>740844144
>my /b/
Ha look at this funny guy

>>740843628
>>740843677
You know, I always assumed the picture is his dead wife. But, hear me out, what if it's just some woman he got friendzoned by in like 1962 and never stopped pining for? She's probably in Boca fucking her second husband after he blew a line of cialis off her granny booty while this guy sits in a Steak N Shake outside Wichita never having lived his life.

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>>740844144

>>740846609
LinusTechTips???

>>740847315

So you dawdle through waking up and eating and showering in the morning, you've foolishly chosen to live an hour away from your work, you dawdle through your work day, you dawdle through eating & unpacking in the evening, and then you waste two hours "cleaning and doing laundry" every night?

Do you scrub your laundry on an old-fashioned washboard? Do you make your own soap? Do you clean every surface in your house every night by licking them clean?

I read your itinerary, and I say to myself, "There's somebody who always has an excuse for why he can't spend time with friends."

You waste SHITLOADS of time every day, and call it living.

Enjoy your failed existence, bro.

7:30 am - wake up, shit, shave, shower, eat.
8:00 am - leave the house.
8:30 am - arrive at work, have lunch that I brought with me at desk.
5:30 pm - leave work.
6:00 pm - arrive home, unpack, change.
6:15 pm - begin workout.
7:15 pm - finish workout.
7:30 pm - shower & change.
8:00 pm - finished eating dinner, unless I'm having dinner out with friends.
ALL THIS TIME - do whatever the fuck I want.
1:00 am - go to bed.

Laundry, meal prep, house work can be condensed into one or two nights of the week, or weekends. All this shit about your busy schedule is bullshit, designed to make you feel good about being an asocial autist.

>>740848453
What are you still doing up, my nig?

>>740848453
Damn, props on your energy man. Not the guy you're arguing with though. But I am a lazy shit who uses work and shit as excuse. Gotta learn to meal prep.

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>>740844529
Looks like Assad

>>740848453
My schedule:
11:25 am - wake up
11:26 am - shit
11:27 am - yell at my wife to make me food
11:-whenever food is done - eat
12:00 am - computer everything; 4chang, youpube, skype, discord, league of legends, etc.
2:00 am - eat again (my wife isn't at home, so I fix myself something)
2:-whenever I am done eating - back to computer
6:00 - eat for the final time
6:-whenever I finish eating - back on computer
2:30 - sleep


My wife works. I stay at home. She likes working, and she finds cleaning as an alone time to think about stuff. So I get to be infinitely lazy and my wife is fine with it, in fact, she loves wearing the pants.

>>740848453
You know, driving into a city during rush hour takes time, but since you seem to live right next to work or not own a car, you not seem to know.

For your question of laundry: am project manager and it is mandatory to wear suit and tie. So checking everything in the morning and ironing in the afternoon every day is mandatory. Also I own a house with a garden, so I have to do shit nearly every day, or it will wither and break down.

Great, you are eating while work, in my company it would mean getting fired, since you are wasting work time and making the place crumbly.
And dinner break is mandatory in nearly every work place. Even the us ahs laws for them. That is another hour at work.

I hate meal prepping, cooking everything fresh is the thing to go.

>>740848942
>wife
that's your mom

>>740843628
usually i just leave the OP is a fag as a joke

but this time OP really is a fag

>>740848942
do you ever fuck your wife? she sounds busy as hell

>>740849073
True

>>740848859
kek

>>740849073
Nope. She basically is my mom, with the exception that I play with her tits while she is asleep.

>>740849106
Nope, usually I have a prostitute come and fuck me while my wife is out at work. I slip money from her purse every morning so I can pay the prostitute.

>>740849048
Meant lunch. And looked it up, even a little break between starting and lunch is mandatory in most states. So your company is either rbeaking laws, you are breaking company laws or it is bs.

>>740843932
Fake. The real Alex Jones could never be this coherent.

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>>740848859

>>740848942
finally some cringe

>>740849192
Then why she with you?

>>740844144
>Cringe thread cringing and laughing their asses off at that old fuck

new fag
this pic was originally posted in a feels thread

>>740849541
because she love that deadbeat-guy.
im out of work and dont do much at home.
my gf got work but we love eachother, and i dont ceath nor do her.
some relationships work even tho fucked up ones.

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>>740843628
>>740843677
>taking up a 4-spot when he should be sitting on a stool.
>obvious attention whore

>>740847755
who ate the shit? the father or the son? i need more info

>>740846888
He brought her up, not me.

What cringeworthy in this thread are these trolls and samefagging shits....

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>>740843628
>>740844144

>>740848169
People didn't get 'friendzoned' back then. That's your generations thing. Everyone before the millennials had friends with benefits going. That just goes to show how lame you faggots are.

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>>740843677

Idgaf if this is bait this is heartbreaking :^(

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>>740843628
EDGY BRO

Why are these people on the i termed trying to convince other people on the internet that their lives are amazing?

No one is going to believe/care/support your claim.. everything you'll say will just get one upped..

It looks like the edgy prepubescent teenagers have started posting again.

>>740850047
Romantic rejection coupled with platonic friendship is not a fucking new thing retard

>>740850366
No, but running and hiding in the nearest basement for life is. If only because people used not to have video games, 24/7 access to porn, and multiple cable boxes.

>>740843628
He killed gooks for your freedoms

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>>740847755
Mark Hamills career has gone to shit

>>740850712
>looks nothing like Mark Hamill

>>740849048

So your life, job, and everything in between sucks...and that's our fucking problem?

You chose that path of mundane existence, my man...not the other anon. I work my ass off as well and STILL have shit tons of time to myself. It sounds like you just fucking suck at existing.

Cry yourself to ash.

>>740848942
Have fun getting cucked

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djXJTPQeU-8

Cringe starts at 0:35

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i cant tell whos trolling who anymore

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>>740843819
Jokes on you oldfag probably died years ago

>>740849713
>>740849713
wowtheedge.jpg

>>740851921
Kek

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>>740844144
E D G Y
D
G
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>>740848453
>Do you scrub your laundry on an old-fashioned washboard?
>Do you make your own soap?
top kek

>>740844144
wannabe oldfag detected

>>740854006
How is this cringe? I'd want to hang with this guy

>>740851289
It is not only him. In general americans have 3 hours per day of free time.

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>>740848453

>Small penis detected

>>740849713
it's a two spot booth you autistic twat

>>740844529
/b/ in one image

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I'm here to save this thread

>>740844144
two years ago people hated this picture fucktard

>i know its bait but it got me

>>740848859
kek

Even for a really shitty fast food restaurant those seats look unnecessarily uncomfortable.

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>>740844144

>>740844144
Fuck off with your dubs fgt

>>740848104
Attention whore

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I return

>>740845726
Whats the cringe

>>740849830
The father

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>>740848169
>steak n shake
>clearly in n out

The real cringe

>>740843628
This picture isn't cringe.

Old man goes and eats at the same booth ha had his first date on... with his now dead wife's picture, on their anniversary.


OP is a massive faggot.

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>>740843628

>>740858116
Wipe your tears faggot.

>>740849830
boy found the picture of the dad eating shit

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>>740844144
>>740843628
>>740843819

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>>740857956
Oh god you found more of the creature from the black lagoon

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>>740856671
>commemorative tattoo from Thailand

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ITT underage kids continue there playground arguments from school

>>740859539
Holy cow! It's … it's … IVANKA!

>>740859539
fuck me that is tragic

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>>740856671
How is this cringe this is obviously supposed to be funny

>>740850712
You're not funny, kill yourself.

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>>740859539

>>740843628
>>740843677
Not cringe and you are autistic for thinking it is

>>740844144

You forget all the good things we did ? /b/ is not a place of hate.

We send thousand of cards to a man who was alone on his birthday. Bet you can't remember that.

And all the other stuff too.

>>740844144

A year ago this place was as bad as it is now. Kids posting nudes they got from some friend. 90% phoneposters. This has been a cesspit for years.

I remember in 2009 I stopped browsing /b/, staying only on /o/, /g/, /tv/ and /hr. This was before the banana meme, but after everything epic had died out. There were to more raids, the place was too public so all the normies knew if we were going to DDOS something or attack something.

I'm not saying I was a part of everything but I fired up LOIC every time it needed to be fired.