Anyone got more of this hyper realistic stuff?
>>722931265
No you fucko.
This has potential
Bamp
Roast me. Its almost too easy
ya forehead wrinkles look like a fucking wet twat
You look nice anon
>>722931692
height?
weight?
you're giving us a weak photo to work with
you look like you would wear cargo shorts and long socks in the summer though
Each dubs becomes God Emperor for 24 hours.
If you get, reply to your get and say what you'd do in those 24 hours.
A God Emperor commands all armies, has control of all economies and finance and resources.
>>722932430
We already have a god-emperor fuckwit
>>722932430
End this world.
This is Kayona Kim. Say something nice about her.
She's not a nigger.
More?
your surgery to become a girl went quite well.
Feel free to prove or disprove my intuition. This reality we all share is a simulation via quantum computation. The level of which we will reach when we "give birth" to our own simulation universe we will eventually create. Its turtles all the way down...go
Serious dumb asses on this sight
>>722932184
>sight
>>722931285
its more probable than any of these religions
>>722932536
Yes, it is better than religion. Its all makes sense to a modern human in tune with technology. The archaic concept of religion is fading fast
rick & morty porn thread.
-when did you got your first gf anons?
i got mine at 18 and she's fine af.
>>722932545
14/ regrat
>>722932545
i used to be a cute kid so i had "girlfriends" since elementary school.
Got ugly around middle
First real relationship was 16
same bitch till 17
lost virginity at 18 to different girl then fucked other girl
only 1 real GF and she was a drug addict chubby cunt.
that pic is 10/10 btw
hard kek
>>722933323
whew. i got friendzoned the entire middle school, preventing me to have a real realtionship. fucking hell that girl ruined my childhood. and she's not even that pretty, classic thot.
got my first kiss at 7 btw
Guys, want to troll feminists?
>> Spread about Futanari
>> say it is a superior version of females
>> wait for feminist to take bait
>> "I want to be a futanari"
>> World laughs
>> someone says "I'm going to a make a virus to make all humans into futanaris"
>> Even more laughs
>> Shit actually happens
>> Now humans only have 1 gender/sex : Futa.
Futa is good.
this would work but the tumblr tards have about the same level of degeneracy when it comes to fetishes and especially hentai. would work for that reason alone.
good idea tho
>>722932758
Just use FUTA. Like
Feminist
United
Together
Always
= more laughs
>>722932758
those idiots take it one step further and add extreme slobs
>it could trigger the media tho
My dad and I went hunting and we shot some strange bird how should we cook it?
>>722932256
This shit happened in new york like last year bro. Old news. Stale bait. Offered like 8grand to find who ever shot her.
take to nearest law enforcement. They'll show you how.
YOU BASTARD YOU KILLED FREED...ok no i dont care
Fuck, marry, blowjob, kill
>>722931493
Marry, blowjob, kill, fuck
>>722931568
Far left
>>722931649
Thank you, I like my wife. What about the other hoes that aren't going in the ground?
DRAWTHREAD: Spodr School Edition!
>I'm not a spidder. But pic related.
I'm so fucking amazing.
You all should be blessed by my near overwhelming presence.
>>722932515
And I'd love to include her, but that's how I do group pictures.
>>722932517
don't include spodr in the title of the thread. you'll attract spiderman spammers.
Help me 4chan
>be me last year
>see a really pretty girl thats new to school on my class
>be a pretty solid 8.0 autist
>talk to her a bit irl
>fuckthis.jpeg
>get her number start talking a bit
>we talk everytime more, sometimes for hours
>she likes basically everything that I like
>get in fucking love with her
>suddenly she stops anwsering me
>wont see her irl cuz we're on vacation
>this goes on for 40 days of her not anwsering me
>now she's back
>gave a shitty excuse that she wasnt using mensager anymore but I saw her online all the time
>now she just anwsers me with fake laughts all of the time and never continues conversation
>she doesent "avoid" me irl tho
What the fuck happened 4chan(I didnt do anything to make her angry
>>722931452
Just move on, when a girl starts avoiding conversation it's pretty much unsalvageable (assuming this is not a >6months relationship). Go be sad for a month and you'll be fine.
>>722931622
Oh I really hope that thats not the only way, I really liked her and for all I knew she liked me too
>>722931452
>we talk everytime more, sometimes for hours
that is where u fucked up ^^^
think about how autistic that is, being that obsessed with someone, now you're a beta
Oh hey /b, didn't see you there, guess what I just did
>had sex, undressed, saw her boobies and the rest
What is your excuse for not getting laid?
>>722932544
outside world is scary
>>722932617
Nut the payoff is sweeter than a mountain dew popsicle
>>722932730
I just sit on my hand, make it numb and go to town. Aint needing no grill to do me
Don't cheat next time. Have plenty of info and pics
I know you as well.
https://youtu.be/mEZzjDGdTOo
cheating is bad but i think doxxing on /b/ might be a bit overkill as far as revenge goes
Thread summary:
Man posts image of himself talking to his cock
I will try to solve any problem you have! ask away!
how can i consistently be sure of what is true truth and not imaginary and or faked?
I need to lose weight but I never have the motivation to. Please help
>>722932631
I have a problem with lying presidents. How to solve it?