i shitted and it stinks
nice op
haha
Why am I such an extreme entity?
>my shit is so extreme the toilette is almost unable to flush it away
>I fuck my girl brutally in the cervix and she thanks me afterwards
>I'm ripped af
>since I shaved my head and grew a beard I'm the epitome of masculinity
>I work on the riseup of the proletariat and my fellow students get wet and willing from argumentative powers
>>722936053
kys chad
What did /b/ think about Trumps press conference?
Have you gone out to get your cheap drugs yet?
>>722938139
Hang this guy, he is handicapped!
>>722938139
I wonder if he realizes saying things doesn't make them true and it doesn't work when people can fact check him in a few seconds
>>722938558
But he gave us insight into some of his secret security briefings. He said Russia and America would be nuclear holocaust if we weren't allies.
>>722938763
His supporters don't care. They're not the demographic that does research on issues or the things he says. They live in echo chambers.
Wyyd to this escort?
Idk probably pay her for sex
fart in her mouth
pay her 2 bucks
ask her to leave
>>722938168
Theres another thread with her pregnant
Hey Jude
>>722937628
Don't make it bad
>>722937628
>Hey Jude
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOeJkzfVNbI
take a sad song....
Zombie jude
rauwgh
>>722938079
what a victory that was. I was the green faction, allowed my allies (white and yellow) own other capitals - it was somewhat of a tactic. they did the job for me.
downright well spent time that was
>>722938195
>You let africa take the holy land and the most fertile parts of europe
It was a hollow victory
>>722938079
if that ibex had just leaned a little to the right and put a horn through the leopard's brain, he could have dragged that carcass back to the herd and lived off that story for years.
"hey, babe, want to do it with the only ungulate herbivore for a hundred miles around that kills predators? that's me."
http://www.swedenwatch.com/index.php
bye bye sweden. here is no hope for you, and sweden as we know will vanish in few decades.
>hasbeen never was
keep dreaming about how swedes were vikings and shit, when in fact real bad asses were from norway, finland, baltic area and russia.
bye bye
bye bye
J.K Rowling !
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roll motherf
>>722938073
unavailable. Reroll
Has /b/ ever impregnated anyone?
impregnated ur mumm
>>722938157
Had a scare a few months ago, wife and I weren't 100% ready then (waiting for this May before we start in earnest). Damn condom, brand new from the store, broke. Never buying 75 cent condoms again...
>>722938384
Even the "good" condoms break. Fuck durex and trojan, stupid rubbers almost turned me into a dad multiple times
Anyone here that would care to share some shiieeeeet cartoons with me?
>>722938263
Then you can leave, thanks for the bump.
Hidden bathroom cam/pics. Hunting for my holy grail...
Hey /bfags, I have a question, is getting ass fucked really that great? I tried finger fucking myself, aswell as fucking a dildo, but it didn't feel like the god sent pleasure I was promised...
Am I'm doing anything wrong? Is being fucked by a cock different form a dildo?
Go on craigslist to get fucked and find out.
>>722937368
I never got assfucked by a dick, but i like fucking my ass with a dildo. I think, if u dont like finger/dildo assfuck u wnt enjoy a dick assfuck.
Some guys like it, most not.
>>722937605
Well, guess I'll just stick to straight fucking I guess
I fucked a girl from Plenty of Fish
even got a video of her blowing me.
pic related
OP here trying to make a webm
>>722938306
What's her POF name?
OP
made a webm
Tiny, right?
>>722938316
I see what you did there
>144x81
yup, ask your mom is you can borrow the camera that she uses to film her porn videos on.
why do women get fat after their teens?
>>722937967
I'd fuck her at any size tbh.
Because betas get memed into marriage, the bitch don't have to try whatsoever.
because they're usually in stable relationships and they don't have to work on being appealing anymore
in addition to not having to try, their metabolism is shot and they're usually eating the same food portions as their partner (big nono for women's bodies, as they go through fuel less quickly)