Wwyd thread. Sibling edition
>>722977235
damn i would lick rights butthole and fuck her anal. any moar of her?
>>722977747
Nooo you wouldnt. You'd be too scared to even breathe near any of them
>>722977235
Dem white girls got booties like black girls! o.O
New computer, new reactions folder. Send all of 'em, bonus points for Pokemon reactions
Best I have ;)
>>722978953
And 2nd best :v
Fake thread. Just made this in a few minutes. Want to see what else I can whip up. Give me some pics you want faked bois.
Original pic?
not fat enough to be suzy
>>722975288
Get your colors right god damnit. The face doesn't match the rest of her.
Help /b/
How many time should I wait before asking a girl out? We've been texting us for 2 weeks and meeting 2 days.
I dont want to be too quick but on the other hand, waiting more time could approach me to a possible friendzone.
*Tip, she was always a long term relationship girl, she doesnt like to have sex on the first weeks.
Man the fuck up and ask her out
>>722974121
You do not have to wait any more time. Ask her out, dipshit. Nothing you do or say is going to make her like you if she already doesn't.
weve been meeting and asking questions about how we see LTR, pros and cons about us and future plans.
so we are still on that proccess. we are not 20yo anymore and we want to be sure about what we decide.
NEW ZENZI THREAD
bumperino
we might be fucked
>>722975820
Report account
What does /b/ think of Zealandia?
>>722976323
Neighbouring kingdom of Retardia
>>722976323
I claim it
r8 m b
>>722976786
eesh. 3/10
sup /b/
So my brother has been dealing with/trying to fix phimosis for a while, and is finally getting cut over spring break. Any anons get cut? He nervous about it (can't blame him).
get a fleshlight and use it for a few months.
seriously.
>>722975022
wait i misread. tell him not to get cut and get the fleshlight anyway, the more he fucks it the more the phimosis goes away and in a few months he'll have a normal functioning UNCUT dick.
>>722975127
yeah, like i said, it's been a while. still tight af.
Creep and hidden thread
~-Continue the Lyric-~
ROLLING AROUND AT THE SPEED OF SOUND.
I DIED AND GOT PUT IN THE GROUND
ALL MY RINGS ARE LOST IN TIME
>>722976961
KILLING NIGGERS IS NOT A CRIME
Incest story time
>be 17
>living with mom after dad died 2 years ago
>have bike accident
>both arms and left leg broken
>after 1 week in hospital in same room with 2 smelly old dudes convince doctors that I can go home and be treated by my mom
>lying in bed and watching tv all day
>not even that bad, but cant move arms and cant walk
>cant wash myself
>its summer so Im super sweaty and mom has to wash me
>she begins with my armpits, arm, hair, then feet
>pulls down my shorts and starts washing my balls
>grabs my dick and washes it with a sponge like its the most normal thing in the world
>feel my dick getting hard while shes scrubbing it
>oh god no
>be completely hard by the time she finished washing me
>she doesnt seem to care much
>next day
>she comes to wash me again
>this time Im completely hard before she even pulled down my shorts
>she doesnt care
>washes my balls and dick
>pulls back my foreskin, keep washing my erect dick
>when she was done washing, she gave me 3-4 quick strokes, then left again
>this felt so good after over a week not fapping and unable to touch dick, but also wrong on so many levels
>lying there with my hard cock and unable to masturbate
cont.
Continue
Continue good sir
Faggot, post something original. Reddit repost
post autistic youtube channels
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCSBwV0_C3-zBKwWb_w6XFkQ
https://www.youtube.com/user/phantomstrider8
I can not put into words my hatred for this cringelord autist.
https://youtu.be/B2bcm2_TEgo
https://www.youtube.com/user/SolMerse
will someone please cumshop this pic? i will post nudes if someone does, and NO i will not post them first
What will a cock tribute get me?
i will give you 1 nude of her bald pussy, if you do a cock tribute, but a cumshop will get all the nudes i have posted
One hard cock just for her
Anon, you get lucky and got a tip on your phone:
"SWAT team is taking down your door in 60 sec"
What do you do?
Clock is ticking and time is precious.
>inb4, hard drive in microwave
Hard drive in my anus
>>722974944
>Swallow persistent live Kali Linux USB, with invoices from Alphabay/Valhalla
>Flush all acid and cannabis
>Open door
>Remember that I have nothing to hide anyway, unlike most fags here.
>Wait
>heykappa.gif
shoot my self
I don't feel alive anymore
>>722975084
me neither
>>722975266
nor women neither
>>722975084
So this is where we all wind up. I was looking for a good reason to end it. I suppose a mediocre one will do just as well.