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Anon, you get lucky and got a tip on your phone:
"SWAT team is taking down your door in 60 sec"
What do you do?
Clock is ticking and time is precious.
>inb4, hard drive in microwave
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Hard drive in my anus
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>>722974944
>Swallow persistent live Kali Linux USB, with invoices from Alphabay/Valhalla
>Flush all acid and cannabis
>Open door
>Remember that I have nothing to hide anyway, unlike most fags here.
>Wait
>heykappa.gif
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shoot my self
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>>722974944
jump through window cuz I have an eurofag steel door and that means they'll be using explosives
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Drop my pants, fap furiously in the front hall, and await their arrival.
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Open door and let them in
https://discord.gg/nG9eYkd
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>>722974944
Get on my knees and put my hands behind my head.
>have done nothing illegal
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>>722974944
Smoke the rest of my meth, mix a drink and await their arival.
The fuck they gonna do?
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>>722974944
> grab my trusted sword off the wall
> pull my fedora down low
> adjust my fingerless leather gloves
> unsheathe katana
> strike fighting pose, pic related
> let the slaughter commence
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