A lot of kids at school are making fun of me saying I look like a boy (I'm a girl!).
My friends say it's because of my hair but I like my hair short.
What should I do?
All the teasing is getting to me.
lose weight
>>723276050
Send nudes
Stale pasta is stale. It tastes like cardboard right now
Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
Cool story, bro
>>723274734
Fuck off with your stale pasta.
WOW JOHN I USED TO BOARD YOU SO HARD SHIT
/b/, before I die, I want you to get dubs for me
>>723275592
sure thing anon
You die of aids and only aids..
I got you daddy
Rate this weed /b/ I found in a alley wrapped in toilet paper
4/20
Should I not smoke this bag of dreams?
>>723275305
free weed/10
alright /b/ros, request time: i'm looking for a music video, and the info i have is VERY vague:
it's dance/electronic music, from before 2001, and it features a girl, sometimes at a beach, sometimes in a vehicle. the video is sometimes color, and sometimes black and white. when it's b&w, the girl has blank eyes and scars/symbols on her skin.
can you help me solve this one?
bumping to get your attention
bump again
i really want to know if you can get this one
This is Tobias. We sold him a bag of flour. He tought it was cocaine. What an idiot.
dumbass lol
>>723274416
british / australian youth are fucking retarded.
literally a decade or two behind the rest of the world in every way.
>>723274416
i wonder how much he snorted before he realized
Cast the Metal Gear saga, any additions/changes welcome too
Metal Gear Solid 1
Solid Snake -Tom Hardy
Liquid Snake- Tom Hardy
Otacon -Markiplier
Meryl - Daisy Ridley
Gray Fox/Cyborg Ninja - Iko Uwais
Mei Ling - Angelababy
Col Campbell - John Voight
DARPA Chief -
Kenneth Baker -
Nastasha Romanenko - Scarlett Johannsen
Revolver Ocelot - Jeff Bridges
Naomi Hunter - Emily Blunt
Miller - Daniel Craig
VulCan Raven - Dwayne Johnson
Sniper Wolf -
Psycho Mantis -
Decoy Octopus -
>>723276163
Metal Gear Solid 2 Sons of the Liberty
Solid Snake - Tom Hardy
Raiden -
Ocelot - Jeff Bridges or Josh Brolin
Otacon - Markiplier
Olga Gurlukovich -
Sergei Gurlukovich -
Scott Dolph -
Rose -
-Dead Cell-
Vamp - Jude Law
Fortune - Beyonce
Fatman - Michael Chiklis
Peter Stillman - Samuel L Jackson
James Johnson -
Emma Emmerich -
Solidus Snake - Christian Bale
>>723276197
Metal Gear Solid 3 Snake Eater
Big Boss - Russel Crowe
The Boss - Kate Blanchet
EVA -
Major Zero - Ralph Fiennes
Sokolov -
Granin -
SIGINT - Daniel Kaluuya
Para Medic - Sigourney Weaver
Ocelot -Liam Hemsworth
The Pain -
The Fear - Willem Dafoe
The Fury -
The End - Anthony Hopkins
The SOrrow - Peter Stromare
Volgin - Dolph Lungdren
>>723276233
Metal Gear solid 4 Guns of the Patriots
Old Snake - Tom Hardy
Liquid Ocelot - Jeff Bridges/ Josh Brolin
Otacon - Markiplier
Meryl -
EVA/Big Mama -
Jonathan -
Ed -
Johnny Sasaki -
Drebin -
Col Campbell -
Laughing Octopus -
Raging Raven -
Crying Wolf -
Screaming Mantis -
Sunny -
Any porn grandmasters know who this is?
>>723274627
emily bloom
>>723274627
dem photoshop me great pizza
my wisdom tells me this is your mother
Sluts of /b/ Game!
Pos your favourite slut that you saved from /b/. If another anon also saved her - he posts a pic of her.
If her OP spots her - he posts more, preferably some OC.
Is this a sandwich? Discuss
>>723274364
It's two sandwiches
>>723274364
well.... technically yes, in practise, no
>>723274523
no, its only one sandwich with two surfaces
>Why isn't she my gf /b/?
no bbc to break this poor girl in half
>>723274868
Because she is probably dying of starvation ?
>>723274868
Give her some food!
Anyone know what these are?
>>723276179
vagina
>>723276179
dick suckers
skin
How does /b/ pronounce "/b/"?
(http://www.strawpoll.me/12395541)
- Bee
- Bee Slash
- Slash Bee Slash
- Slash Bee
>>723273300
Bottom one
>>723273300
the bottom one, you fucking idiot
I pronounce it "camarilla" because I don't give any fucks
Coworkers you want to fuck
that implies people here are emplyed
>>723273561
i want to rip her belt off her waist tie her hands behind her back, make her stand there as i unbutton her jeans and pull them down, feel her squirm as i expose her panties....
Help me sauce.
https://vt.tumblr.com/tumblr_o42nqmm3qT1v0r9jy.mp4
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