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So now that I have accepted that I will ever engage sexually with a woman what else can I do with my life?

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Hello four leaf clover website, I have came here from 9gag. The best website evvva XDXDXDXD RAWR XD

Any thread ideas?

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>Wake up to blinding sunlight
>It's 7AM
>Hungover as fuck
>Don't remember most of the night
>Open up my phone, scroll through photo library
>7:34PM , Downtown Joes, shots shots shots
>Waitress brings by some Rosemary Polenta
>wtfisthisshit.mpeg
>literally consume the entire thing
>Order a bottle of Foggy Valley
>Begin the journey into the foggy valley
>no fucking wonder
>9:35 PM, go to Napkins, Fate Said No is playing their reunion show
>"Your hot pocket, your hot pocket..."
>Have beers with the band after they get off stage
>11:44PM , Still in Napkins
>Tons of hot women, even for a monday
>more shots
>12:43AM
>Selfie with randoms, have no fucking clue who these people are, or where
>uber home, even though I live like 3 blocks away
>go to sleep alone
>wake up this morning (where the story began)
>the brew poo is coming
>o fuck don't trust that fart
>i trusted it
>clench ass together with nothing but pure willpower
>sit down
>release shitstorm of literal shit
>something feels off
>wipe
>something REALLY feels off
>wipe again to see what it is
>my butthole doesn't feel right
>it didn't hurt earlier, and only burns now from diarrhea
>finger around a bit more
>what
>the
>fuck
>a second butthole was created overnight
>that fucking moose did surgery on me while i was passed out

Well /b/, how was your day?

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How do we fix millennials?

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This chick is adorable. She's from Florida, 727. Name's Siera.

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/b/, do you think you could handle going to your own personal roast?

Can you take the bantz?

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This is the true target of anime, you plebian faggots.

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There's some giant rich kid douche I know from Instagram wanna mess with him? insta:kingg.danny his Kik and snapchat are the same user.

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Your god tier shota lewd, go!

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Dear 4chan users!

I am a tumblr user, genderfluid and otherkin (also proud vegan)
Your site generates a lot of hatred. Stop the hateful speech, the sexism and racism, islamophobia or else we will protest to remove 4chan.

This is a real threat, take it seriously!
You have been warned!

Ps don't bother to try and hack me because I just purchased mcafee 2017 edition with maximum protection!

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Badly describe a video game and other anons have to try to guess

>spit off a roof onto principle

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Ask an English teacher in Japan anything.

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What's /b/ drinking tonight?
White Russian here, grey goose vodka and vanilla creamer / milk. It does the job.

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what is the most perverted thing you've done?

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Greentext thread /b/?

This just happened.

>Be me at home for my mentally retarded aunt's birthday
>She asks to use my computer to check her emails (I have never seen her use a computer but why the fuck not)
>I go to the bathroom for about 10 minutes and come back into my room to see how my aunt is doing
>She is masturbating using my computer in my room on my chair with my mouse and keyboard.
>She is totally naked fingering herself and then using her wank hand to jack off and then to touch my mouse to find more porn
(She notices me in the room but keeps going)
>I scream at her "What the fuck are you doing cunt?!" and she just tells me to go away.
>I leave to get my mother (her sister) to sort this out because I cannot even.
>20 minutes after getting mother I hear her screaming at my aunt to never come back here and how what she did was disgusting (it was I want to fucking end myself)
This happens 3 days after my gf sucks another guys dick so we break up.

>MFW im using the same computer to type this right now