/b/, do you think you could handle going to your own personal

My whole fucking life is joke and everyone I know is roasting me

>>723637263
Wasn't the reason he ran for president that he got buttflustered by Seth Meyers roasting him at the Correspondent's dinner in the first place?

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>>723637648
Yeah, but if you were to go to an official roast, you'd at least get free food and people would think you're a big man that can take a joke.

Frankly, I'd do it just for the food.

>>723637263
>Can you take the bantz?
No. 4chan pitches, never catches.

>>723637881
Probably. Trump wants to start shit but he's too much of a limp dick to finish anything.

>>723637881
Which dinner was it? I kinda want to see what he said.

If that's true, then him not going to the dinner now that he's president is even sillier.
If I were him, I'd go there with the biggest shit eating grin on my face.

It's literally winning by just being present.

>>723637263
He's still going to attend... it's over a month away.
This statement is just another distraction.

>>723637263
id be fine ive accepted my lifes a joke anyway

But he was already part of Comedy Central "roast of Donald trump"

Trump has no problem getting roasted. He's done a Comedy Central roast and was laughing after the Seth Meyers/Obama roasts. He's probably not attending because it's in keeping with Steve Bannon's war on the media narrative.

>>723638261
That was celebrity Trump. He could take a punch. Nearly on the same level as WWE Trump.

President Trump is a little pansy who's so sensitive that his aids literally have to tailor everything he sees to have some kind of positive spin or else he throws a tantrum.

>>723637946
id be more annoyed by the attention and couldnt fully enjoy my meal but yeah free food is always a good incentive to go places n shit

>>723637263
Not sure why he seemed to be having a good time been roasted
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nf5BKAS5o6A

>>723637263
Trump actually has shit to do that's more important than attending a stupid fucking DINNER. are you joking? Obama could easily waste time on dinner (and disrespect other countries leaders and customs, but that's beside the point). we now have a president that actually is doing what he said he will, and the PEOPLE FEAR HIM. fucking hilarious. they're literally afraid of Trump. I wonder if they have nightmares about him and shit. fucking retards

>>723638916
Because he's a fucking actor like any other politician. FFS.

>>723638932
The level of damage control Trumplets do when their Dear Leader does or says something moronic is hilarious.

>>723639091
Moronic or not, at least he sticks to his word. that's all that matters to me. public speaking means nothing.

>>723638932
>more important than attending a stupid fucking DINNER.
Yeah, like golfing at Mar-a-lago so much that his people actually tried to lie about how much he golfed and got outed by the guy he played golf with that day.

>PEOPLE FEAR HIM
Yeah, clearly they're all quaking in their boots. That's why they are outright protesting every action he does and calling out all his bullshit.
If you're willing to fight something, it doesn't mean you're afraid of it, it just means you don't agree with it.

>>723638932
Jesus the mental gymnastics is funny af, trumplarinas are such bug celebrity worshipers kek
Also nice b8

>>723638932
I think it's completely rational to fear an imbecile with power.

>>723639363
not according to this fag
>>723639253

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>>723639242
>it means nothing to me that he does or says moronic things as long as he keeps sticking to his word that he'll continue to do and say moronic things.

>>723638932
but he does have time to play golf, hope youre trolling or else youre a dumb fuck.
>>723639020
He is not actually an actor if he was he would have attended at least Obama would fuck you in the ass and have the courtesy to ask how are you doing now that is an actor, Trump doesnt even know what in the fuck is he doing, there is important stuff going on.
so when we b tards think nothing I do matters by been a dick to everyone just look at Trump and tell yourself I can be some dumbass but still have power he is like an inspiration.

>>723637263
If I was president, I would.

They would mock me, and I would give them no satisfaction as I sat there, because that's what a president does.

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>>723638437
Welcome to Alternative Reality.

Trump's father (a man of German ancestry) may have instilled in him the theory of eugenics + the idea that their family's success is genetic

https://twitter.com/LaurenWern/status/781353046798438400

>>723639673
>billionaire oligarch
>"most powerful man in the world"
>"im smarterer even though i cant fucking use proper grammar"

brilliant. im sold.

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>>723637881
It was revenge for the nigger king running his mouth. The nigger king just thought he stumped the Trump.

>>723638932
There is let me explain to you so you can understand there is fear of fucking up with a mafia boss , then there is fear of giving a plate full of drinks to a five year old that you hope he is not gonna fucked up a brandnew carpet.
Trump is the second example of fear
the moral of the story is that money, power, doesnt give you respect.

>>723637263
"What's for dinner?"
"Oh, no, trump roast again!"

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>pic related is the average Trump supporter
>Doesnt even realize theyre holding a Russian flag

>>723639863
Most Powerful man in the world is Putin in case you didnt knew he is a billionare.

>>723637648

same here except people keep making fun of me for things that aren't true. wtf is that shit?

>>723640412
oh, ok. SECOND most powerful man in the world. do you people even hear yourselves when you say this stupid shit? fucking wastes of space

>>723640284
Genius-level trolling, whoever passed those around. /b/ should salute.

>>723637881
Honestly in his position, I feel it was to really just get his name in the history books as a president. I mean realistically he doesnt care about the average American people, just about everything hes done helps out his buddies, so I really think this was just a "Look what money buys!" as he points at his name under the list of American Presidents.

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Of course I'd go. Being President - shit, being a politician - means growing a thick skin. You've gotta be able to sit there and act like shit doesn't faze you, and Trump can't even take an SNL skit.

Ivanka tits for something good out of this thread.

>>723640850

Not just money, but influence from Russia and Comey. His cabinet bought their way in and get to claim "look at what money can buy!" while screwing the whole country over in order to make money they clearly don't need.

>>723639731
This is the thing, hes so outspoken on everything his entire political history is open, with him saying Hillary would do a great job as president, supporting democrats, and all around seeming a decent guy. Suddenly he ran and his entire policy changed. The guy is full of hypocrisy and i have no fucking idea how people think he actually cares about anything.

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>>723638932
I agree. He has no time to go to dinner because it is very important to stay limber in order do tweets in defense of any one saying bad things about him.
He has no time for BS shit!

>>723640284
And then they all scream, "IT WAS THE LIBERTARDS TRYING TO TRICK US! NICE TRY LIBCUCKS, WE CAUGHT YOU!" after they were too stupid to realize they were holding the fucking Russian flag.

>>723638932
Ill give you your (you) because I feel youre trolling, but I cant know for sure.

>>723639253
Bullshit. They're Trumpophobes. He's living rent free in their heads. They're mentally ill.

>>723640650
No but Putin still a billionare well he has power,respect,he even has a song about how women want a man like Putin.
I bet your bitch ass is a Trump supporter
here you go faggot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zk_VszbZa_s

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>>723639673
He inspired me to be a dick sucker!

>>723641043
Exactly. I asked one of my friends whos a Trump supporter, "Do you really think Trump will do anything that would hurt him financially when he wont even release his taxes?" and he literally followed up with HER EMAILS DOE.

>>723641622
i was calling him a bullshit actor you stupid fucking retard. holy fuck i hate your guts you dumb oxygen thief. kys

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>>723641622
Putin took a broken country and gave them self respect in the world. He stole billions from them doing just that.
Trump is taking the very most respected country in the world and making it a laughing stock and stealing thousands in the process.

>>723638183
Spoke like a true fag that hides behind his keyboard.

>>723640284

Nice photoshop

>>723642444

If Trump gets the sanctions lifted then he'll make billions.

>>723643131
Do you mean Trump? Because I see him crying a lot behind Twitter.

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>>723639731
When Trump dies.

>>723639875
Yeah, doing the same job as the nigger king and sucking dick at it will sure show everyone who's boss.

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>>723643218
Just like the rest of all that fake news, right anon?

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>>723643291
I really hate to say this but Trump is just too stupid to make billions fucking us over. Putin is smart and Trump is a Dumdass.

>>723642444
Trips say the truth
>>723642236
It is not my fault you didnt get laid tonight faggot.

>>723638437
>he was laughing at the obama roast
he was grimacing at best

>>723638932
I'm sure he already had a golf weekend at mar-a-lago planned, poor busy guy

Ya'll motherfuckers know Trump already went to his own Comedy Central Roast right?

>>723643727
I think hes at 6 golf trips if I remember correctly.

>>723643851
Then explain why the moment he went for the presidency he became the thinnest skinned motherfucker in the world.

>>723643851
Only after he stipulated that he provide a list of restricted topics that they couldn't bring up... He's a fucking pussy. Are you actually trying to defend him.

>>723638437
He did not laugh he just sat there pissed off and unable to take a joke. Which one did you watch?

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>>723643635
Trump is Putin's little suck baby

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>>723644114
T. Rump is the thinnest skin baby the USA has ever had.

>>723639242
Yeah he sticks to his words! Except for the lieing, and the not having insiders and the draining the swamp. But yeah you keep defending him.

>>723643872
His golfing has become such a joke that his representatives actually tried to cover up some of it.

There was a day where they said Trump didn't play or didn't play much or something,
then the fucking pro-golfer that he played with that day went on twitter and said "No, we played a full 18 holes that day"
Then Trump apparently said he "only intended to play a few holes but ended up playing more"

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>>723644473
T. Rump has about a thousand versions of what he says and tweets. No one has a clue of what he stands for except he hates any one that calls him out for any thing he says.

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Funny how he thinks he can oust intel agents leaking stories about him. Assuming there's no solidarity in the intel community.

That and banning the media.

2 organizations you shouldn't chastise if you've got skeletons in your closet.

>>723646102
It's interesting to see him try.

So many have tried to fight the media and gotten fucked over hard for it.
I don't think someone of Trump's... character really stands a chance.

>>723646558
This..

But he attacked both.
I honestly could see one of the bigger media or intel outlets paying Wikileaks or some other rouge hacking org to leak as much dirt on him as possible.

>>723638437
>he's done a comedy central roast

I am not going to question the validity of this claim but the idea of the president having been on a comedy central roast is just so trashy