I'm high from a whole bottle of chilrens Benadryl, ask me anything /b/?
>>724088309
are you 11?
>>724088475
No, my mom had it for my brother and she had a left over bottle so
oh shit how many mg in that whole bottle? you gonna feel hell. litteraly tripped harder on benedryl then acid
Any hentai videos to watch?
>>724087974
depends what you're into
>>724087974
watch garden you cuck
Sauce?
Should I put the crawfish away?
Yea probably
Sorry, no
>>724088366
does it go bad tho?
Here we go
>>724086299
Get in here
>>724086575
Bump
Any particular theme?
should i just kill myself?
No?
Is this a trick question?
>>724085769
tiny pink dick... yea
>>724085769
Meh, I'd deep throat that. Pics of it soft?
well this just happened
>actor was over
>we were takling about space and stuff
>i mention largest body of water in space
>i google it to show him a pic
>'i hope this doesn't auto complete as porn' i say out loud
>i typed in 'largest'
>the phrase 'largest gay gangbang' auto completes
>him: i guess i just learned something new about you
>not using incognito mode to browse porn on your phone
>>724085329
>Not having four phones
>one for porn
>one for hentai
>one for social
>one for hacking
Also check em
>>724085513
Check what fucktard
ITT: Gay stories / first gay experiences
I'll start
>few years ago, be me, 16
>have a hot straight friend (looks kinda like pic related) who I've been strategically hanging out with more and more
>not sure I'm into guys at that point but I knew I wanna find out with him
>about a month of him coming over almost every day, we do everything together
>have a hot tub at my house so we chill in there sometimes
>one day as we're going in I casually pour myself a glass of wine
>ask if he wants one
>he says yes
>we sit in hot tub for like 2 hours and watch stars and talk about life and stuff
>having downed almost a bottle I'm feeling confident
>make eye contact with him for a solid 20 seconds
>we stop talking and just stare
>move in to kiss him
>he reciprocates
>quickly evolves to tongue
>start to feel his face and neck and back
cont?
>>724085624
Gas yourself bug chaser
>>724085624
plz continue
>>724085624
NO MORE FAGGOT THREADS THANKS SO MUCH
I am currently going threw a lot of anxiety any tips?
inb4 kys
>>724085717
Through. Smoke more weed.
Masturbate
Deep breaths
I hear meditation works wonders
Masturbate
Anyone with a big or black cock or both wanna do tribute videos and pics over my pregnant wife kik me
Johnsmith69666
BBC only!
>>724086697
Kik me then
List some conspiracy theories you believe are true and the biggest reason you do
None, they're all phony.
>>724085250
Moon landing
>the flag
>cold war
>>724085250
The CIA and The MK Ultra project.
Cause Bill Clinton made a formal, public apology for it
check it out, its fucked up
Okay, guys. I'm ready. I've been on this board for 2 months so I'm no longer a newfag. I can finally begin my initiation into anonymous.
Sharpie in the pooper with timestamp
>>724085646
what's a timestamp?
Is this what you mean?
Guys, I just came on my girlfriends tits and I wasn't wearing a condom. I'm worried she'll get pregnant. Advice?
Pic related
>>724085561
did it get into the nipples?
Man you fucked
>>724085608
Yeah I think so. Her boobs were extra puffy, could she already be pregnant?
What makes /b/ REEEEEE?
You.
FUCKING NORMIES
EMOJEEEEEEEEES
REEEEEEEEEEEE
Dubs tells me What do i say next?
in my ass
fake and gay. tell her you gave her roofies one night
>>724085008
Roll