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Last 2 digits is the age of the chick you drunk fucked. See half you faggots in prison
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>>724085120
Nah, I fucked a...
37 year old.
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>>724085200
OH. OKAY.
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Shall we congratulate this soon-to-be wed couple on their fine accomplishments in life?
(Photo freshly harvested from my facebook feed)
I have no idea who these people are but apperently one of my mutuals has ties in the deep South where the unconditional love between man and animal yields no harm.
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Nypa
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>>724086879
Not asking for an army. Do you see those arms? They are an army. I'm simply asking for laughs , friend.
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You guys are a bunch of pussy nerds. Yes this is me, and yes I am black but compared to you motherfucking ugly people who just sits around a computer 16 hours a day I'm fucking king.
I fuck 10 hot bitches a week, and I own a bentley. So go on roast me all you want, I'll just laugh at you virgin, thristy faggots.
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Come at me assholes.
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>>724084999
If you say so
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>>724085412
Fuck you virgin gaylord. I bet you're jerkin off to some fucking porn right now. AHAHAAHAHAHA
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Hakurei Shrine, runecasting edition!
Heya Anonymous, how are you doing tonight?
>ADVICE, FORTUNE-TELLING, AND FRIENDLY CONVERSATION
I specialise in runecasting, which is a method of fortune telling involving the Elder Futhark runes. I'll also be doing my best to provide tarot readings, just ask if you want one instead.
>If you want a reading, just get dubs, trips, quads, etc.
Ask a question and get an answer based on what the runes tell me.
>As is the standard, GETs can also be donated
So feel free to provide someone else with an opportunity if you see them struggling.
Fortune cookies are also available, just provide a name.
Advice and friendly conversation are both free of charge, feel free to give and receive!
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FIRST IMAGE
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>>724084482
My feedback would be this one:
My family fully supports me, the emotional part welp i have my psychiatrist to do that at least. I wasn't forced any responsibility or authority so that part seems off. As for the Seven of Cups, yeah i have a lot of options, the whole world is before me, i'd love to make it mine!
Thank you for taking your time for making this reading for me, it put a smile on my face.
-Taiga
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>>724084582
I'm sorry, but I'm not Reimu.
>>724084777
Amazing. I have friends who've played literally every build possible on Bloodborne, they're just those kind of games I think.
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How do you find a cult to join?
I'm not religious, but I find the idea of joining a cult and living on a bizarre commune quite appealing, I'd even go as far as to pretend to buy in to their bullshit just to experience it.
How the fuck do I find one?
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Join the government
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>>724086524
I'm already part of that whole government cult where you work, pay taxes, consume etc. I want something different
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>>724086365
join the liberals
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I found the facebook of this stupid escort who tried to upcharge me when I showed up last week.
Doubles gets it. Her family is on there
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>>724084713
Dubs
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hit me
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>>724084713
Dubs
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Thankfully it's soon to be "Bye Bye Beauregard", due to lying to Senate.
Stupid trumpers trying to kill a good thing!
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>>724087078
I'm a good person and I try to make other people good people. I smoke marijuana.
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Some republicans say he's going to prison
Trump will pardon him of course
But at least we get a new AG who doesn't want a new failed drug war.
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>>724087078
Sessions is going all "GOOD PEOPLE DON'T SMOKE MARIJUANA THAT MY ILLEGAL GROW OPS PRODUCE"
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More like this
I can't get enough
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Bump to save.
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Dump incoming
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Waifu claiming thread.
Previous: I don't care, sue me
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu and converse with others
>keep ERP and RP to a maximum
>insult other waifus harshly
>discuss fun and light topics like politics and abortion
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun and throw all dogfuckers from helicopters
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Claiming best girl
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Alright fags, my car 2002 ford focus is overheating (I constantly put water) and heater doesnt work.
Any ideas where to start?
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>>724084805
change your radiator or something dude.
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Replace your thermostat. Cheap fix, will probably solve your issue.
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Blown head gasket. Trash it. Its a shitty ford anyway
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Can someone read me Mein Kampf as a bedtime story?
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Well hey there buddy, I'm a little slashed right now so I'll do my best.
This is the great story of Hitler's struggle, through war, through economic strife, and breaking through all of those and the illusion of democracy, and seeing the truth.
And you know the truth was buddy?
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My grandmom said onetime "I need to concentrate the juice".
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>>724086525
Yes!
FB fap thread
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This is now a BBC fap thread
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>>724085868
Zoeys cush? whos the girl on the left?
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Twinks/femboys/boybutt/mental illness thread
Any cuties on tonight?
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We got someone with a big BBC folder!
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Chubby / creepshot thread
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This is now a BBC thread
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>>724082909
i love when their rolls stack like that when they sit
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>>724083242
I keep seeing this, how much of a faggot can you be?
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Get advice for some relationship trouble? I have literally no friends to talk about this to and my dad doesn't support me being in a relationship AT ALL. I'd listen to him if I could. Here's some background on myself
> 18
> 7/10 dude I think
> Live with dad
> No car
> Work 5 days a week from 7 AM to 7 PM
> In on-again off-again relationship with girl (all ended by me, started again by her convincing me)
> Recently have gnawing suspicion that she's cheating
I'm at a loss and seeing as how reading articles online on how to calm down from this don't feel genuine or they don't apply to me, I can only stay stagnant on this and grow more and more depressed. If you guys will, I can give a bit more details
Btw if I feel like it, once this thread is over I'll start a Tinder thread.
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>>724083638
Dude you're probably just feeling insecure or jealous because you're not talking to your girlfriend about your issues.
Why don't you try and discuss that shit in a productive manner?
What are you depressed about?
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>>724084287
Well it's not something that I haven't tried doing. Every time I bring it up she says she isn't a hoe and wouldn't do that kind of stuff to me, but then she does certain things or my friends say some things are going on, and seeing as how both have lied to me one way or another I don't know who to trust anymore. It's kinda killing me right now.
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>>724084545
It also doesn't help that I haven't seen her in 2 weeks in person. Texting doesn't help because it doesn't feel real, it just feels like I'm talking to one of you guys or something, yknow it's not gonna have an effect on me no matter what I do when texting, only real life is what matters.