Dubs tells me What do i say next?

in my ass

fake and gay. tell her you gave her roofies one night

>>724085008
Roll

At that scat party on sycamore St a few months ago.

We met at the parking lot

>>724085188
Winrar

>>724084869

Imageboard. So you post a text screen capture. You need a SPECIAL PRIZE.

>>724085188
winrar

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Her name doesn't have any vowels, abort op.

>ABORT

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send her this picture

>>724085188
Winrar
Shit orgy

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>>724085299
>wonders what will make post noticeable
>goes through files of porn
>ah hah, let me post this photo of a sharpie inserted into a female's rectum

>>724085600
Made me notice

>>724085655
same /b/ro

>>724085655
>>724085600
>>724085299
>>724085188
GETS THREAD

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>>724085600

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>>724085878
and

>>724086046
That's probably because of the roofies

>>724086046
You were there with that ugly girl who got plowed by a couple niggers

>>724086046
yeah you were pretty drunk lol do you even remember getting home

>>724086046
I overheard you giving your number to Bryan and I saved it.

I'm the guy who sold you the pineapple and the lube at Costco

>>724086198
Roll

>>724086046
Fucking kek.

>>724086046
Yeah, I saw you eating three black dudes shit, I was like damn I gotta get her number

>>724086046
Oh, probably because you were stoned off you're ass. You kissed this girl named Marie/Maria I don't fucking remember and then fucked some black guy 2 hours later.

Cut the crap... get over here and we go round 2

>>724088623
Roll

>>724086046
No Shit

>>724086046
no wait I think it was at the gay bar

>>724088866
because I am gay

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She's on to me give me something to say

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oh well it was somewhere lol anyway do you wanna see my cumsock i have never washed it lol

>>724086046
Yeah i'm not surprised you don't remember; you put your name in my phone as "crystsl" so you must have been pretty fucked up.
Anyway, do you know what the coefficient of friction on a banana peel is?

>>724089455
lel

>>724089218
if i offered you a coffee enema and cab fare, would you come over and rub butter on my genitals while I caw like a crow?

>>724089218
Anyway, wanna go out?

>>724089455
welp

>>724089455
Roll

>>724089741
Oh it's dubs anyway

>>724089806
Topkek.jpeg

It could uave been that starbucks. Anyway, how are you?

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/b/ros help

Im just messing around. Its Marie. Whats up?

>>724089933
Welp, gotta send him "/b/ros help" now

>>724089933
you were supposed to send the picture too

send the picture

>>724089933
this is not deliver

post cumsock

>>724090157
this

>>724089933
lol jk it's me, Dan

>>724090157
send the cumsock maybe itll turn her on OP maybe thats her thing

>>724089933
You didn't send the picture faggot

>>724086121
Roll

>>724090157
Im not a neet

>>724089933
Accuse her of being a Nazi for discriminating against your sexual fetishes.

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The fucking bitch

>>724090991
Kek'd but send the picture you fuck

>>724090991
fair enough, but I really wanna see yours

>>724091109
I dont fucking have one let me get a picture of yours so i show her

>>724091198
The picture of the cum sock was linked in the dubs post are you retarded?

Sorry. I just get really nervous and start babbling...

>>724090770
then make 1

>>724091284
I don't fucking have one how would i know what it looked like?

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>>724091617
Mmkay since you're apparently autistic I'll make it easier for you. This post

>>724089455
>>724089455
>>724089455

Which you already copied the text from posted a picture with it which I am also posting. Send it.

>>724091926
Post sock :(

The thread is dying and by you're probably blocked but eh.... roll
"I just bought Despicable Me 2 on my ipad, I don't want to watch it alone tho.
Netflix and banana lol"

Can you be my cumsock then?

>>724091926

>Post sock