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Hey /b/

You know the drill - send your girlfriend's Kik name, and I'll test to see if they're faithful. (I was on here earlier today and had a few successes)

Send their Kiks to mine (name: ShineAtNight23) and I'll update you privately (or I can post updates in this thread if you ask me to). I won't be testing any names left in the thread due to whiteknights and spammers.

>I've done this quite a few times and people have asked me questions, so I thought I'd take the time out here to give you a brief FAQ.

>"What is your success rate?"
>Between 60% & 70% on average.

>"Does it have to be my girlfriend?"
>Nope, friends are fine, or maybe your friend has a girlfriend you think might cheat.

>"What is your method?"
>It varies from girl to girl, some like beta-as-fuck-sweet-talk, some like hardcore sexting.

>"How big is your dick?"
>8 inches when fully hard. It's not the biggest dick in the world, but it's big enough to get unfaithful girls wanting more.

>"Do you always get tits?"
>No. Some girls simply just don't like sending tits. Once they've started "cheating" though, about 90% of girls WILL.

>"Why won't you take names from the thread, fag?"
>Well, as I've already said, whiteknights and spammers. WhiteKnights tell the girl that she's on /b/, and spammers will, you guessed it, spam her - meaning that she'll get a massive influx of dicks and sexts, which will mean no results, as she'll just block them all.

>"You haven't responded to me in ages, what gives, asshole?"
>Either your girlfriend hasn't yet responded/seen the message I sent her yet, or I'm informing others of their girlfriend's loyalty or lack thereof.

>"Why don't you bump the thread more often?"
>It can be tricky to hold up a thread, talk to 20 different girls AND the guys who requested me to check them, all at once. I do try my best to keep the thread alive, but it can be tricky when I get a large influx of chat messages. If you want to keep it going longer, please bump, it helps.

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loli thread faggots

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Hello femanons
When talking to an awkward beta, how do you feel?
Do you feel disgusted and weirded out?
I have this problem of thinking girls think I'm weird so I always try to end every conversation as fast as I can
but now an anon told me girls like shy and awkward guys because they are mysterious and the girls want to help them better
Basically what I'm asking is should I just kill myself before becoming a wizard? (i'm 20 btw)

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Continued from >>727884109
Nude game: IMPROVED Edition:

READ THE FUCKING Rules:

1.Post clothed picture of your girlfriend/wife/ex or someone you got nudes of and choose a number between 0 and 9.

2.If someone replies with that number (last Digit), you post any picture they request.

3.Best to make your request in your reply and not later as to avoid confusion.

4.If you post a pic of your girl for rolls but don't put a number, ALL ROLLS on her will count as valid.

5.Reply only to pictures with numbers, don't reroll on your roll expecting OP to see it.

6.PLEASE LINK TO YOUR ORIGINAL PICTURE when you deliver wins.

7 or 5

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Get rolling

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Crusade recruitment thread. Join us to defend our king and country, and to seize the holy land from foul evil in the name of God.

Thy digits decideth thy rank.

Singles = Infantry
Doubles = Captain
Trips = Knight
Quads = Royalty
Sexts = Pope

Singles 0 = Saracen filth; first crusader reply decides method of execution.
69 = Court Jester

When three trips are rolled, we march to Mecca.

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Hunger Games
First 48 and no dupes

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Well G.I.s how do you feel about your dear leader Donald J. Trump leading you into a war with North Korea to send the media into patriot-mode and divert their attention from his Russian connections?

Sure, you'll eventually win but at what price? Those North Korean's aren't a bunch of undisciplined sandniggers. On the other hand, you couldn't even defeat those.

On the bright side: We might get some new M*A*S*H episodes. Who should play "Hot-Lips"?

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non-porn webms

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YLYL!

Don't post pics we see here every day edition.

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YLYL: OP won't contribute past this point edition

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mom and son anyone?

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Celebread

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another nude sharing thread

especially pic related, but any sexy gfs / wives etc welcome

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On Off/ exposed pics
Rate the pic above yours