Crusade recruitment thread. Join us to defend our king and country, and to seize the holy land from foul evil in the name of God.
Thy digits decideth thy rank.
Singles = Infantry
Doubles = Captain
Trips = Knight
Quads = Royalty
Sexts = Pope
Singles 0 = Saracen filth; first crusader reply decides method of execution.
69 = Court Jester
When three trips are rolled, we march to Mecca.
>>727890826
Ave Maria
Deus Vult, brother
>>727890826
Pater noster
Where is your god now?
Deus vult
I'm joining but I'm actually faithful to my muslim brothers because I have a muslim fetish and get railed by my arab boyfriend fat cock every night.
>>727891277
lol dubs
Filthy saracens
Judgement day has come
>>727890826
rolls
ples
R0lls
Deus vult.
DEUS MOTHERFUCKING VULT
r0ll 4 geebus
>>727891135
>>727891254
>>727891519
Let's go again.
>>727890826
We will take Jerusalem.
Deus Vult
If I join, all infidels are to be hung by fish hooks into their scrotums and have broken glass shoved under their eyelids.
God wills it.
DEUS VULT!!!
>>727891787
Woah. Reroll.
-->
Sure
Friend :)
*sigh* time for another crusade
>>727891787
This guy fucking gets it
A crusade?
>>727891586
Ayy, Rerolling m8
checketh thou
god pls
So it's time again, huh?
>>727890826
rolling for jester
>>727892057
Reroll
rollerino
Dubs = traps r not gay
Trips = ^
>>727892246
I'll stick with it
DEUS VULT
For the holy land
Praise Allah
allah lilah ilaha ilalah rasulula muhamadun
allahu akbar
>>727890826
DEUS VULT!!!!
>>727890826
Deus motherfuckin vult fellow friend
>>727891787
Yeah, God loves all his creatures?
Cant remember reading about fish hooks or broken glass anywhere in the bible.
Praise be to allah
D E U S
E V U L T
U U
S L
T
Deus Vult!
>>727890826
Deus vult
>>727891190
Burn at the stake you Heretic
>>727890826
After you clense the midle east of jews and christians, could you do europe too? Hate those self righteous lunatics. The muslims i dont give shit about, never hurt anyone who didnt deserve it, unlike christianity and jews which is all about money, like the crusades actually...
>>727890826
>Middle East
>Holy Land
>Totally worth letting our own kind bleed for
Uppsala is more holy than sand nigger land. Unfortunately it has been corrupted and defiled by Christians over the centuries. That's the holy Land you faggots should be trying to reclaim. Europe is the real Holy Land, particularly Northern Europe.
>>727892597
Try remembering harder you passive aggressive pussy.
http://biblehub.com/ezekiel/38-4.htm
Lets kick the ameritard controlling jews the fuck out!
>>727890826
*Kisses*
>>727892978
... the first Christian I've ever seen that was less Ned Flanders and more John wick.
>>727892978
"passive aggressive" make up your mind nigger. AND, I've actually been there as a UN solider, faced fire, shot back. The only thing you ever shot with is your flacid excuse for a dick I pressume.
Pussy? Gimme gimme!
deus vult
Watch me brethren as I lead ye into glorious battle for liberation!
>>727893280
I don't think you're replying to the right person.
But I actually was in combat so go fuck yourself either way faggot.
>>727890826
Yeah! Lets have armageddon at Upsala! Tired of the snow and cold up here! Would be awsome to see GI Joe try to tackle winther hahaha!
>>727890826
here we go baby
>>727893280
that made no sense
>>727893280
>doesn't know what passive aggressive means
>pressume
Found the Saracen.
>>727890826
joining because fuck it
>>727891710
Cut him up and feed him to our horses
>>727890826
Here I fucking come motherfuckers
>>727890826
Rolling for maximum deus vult
>>727890826
Roll
>>727890826
Deus Vult
>>727892040
>>727893702
My natural is here :((( do not worry and look for love so you will sée great things !!!
>>727893466
Waddaya mean "was"? Tired of it already? Pussy, I'm in my mid 40s, still at it!
What do you do, go to counseling, wet your bed at night and weep alone? Get back here whimp!
let's go
>>727890826
DEUS VULT!
DEUS VULT/DIEU LE VAUT/BÓG TAK CHCE!
>>727894018
What the fuck language is that even rofl you sound like a bag of ass faggot
>>727890826
>>727890826
Rool
>>727890826
DEUS VULT
Knight get
SARACENS!
>>727894021
Sorry, nigger. You guessed wrong. bet you can't timestamp a pic of either you with a bitch or you with a firearm.
>727894520
Death by becoming knight and going on the crusades
Let's kill some goat fuckers
jerusalem get
Sacred roll
What is my calling?
>>727890826
We must take back the Holy Lands of Jerusalem!
>>727890826
V U L T
deus vult
>>727894021
But I can ;)
So, what's that about being alone you blatant homosexual?
Kek
In The Name of God
kill the infidels
deus vult.
>>727890826
I shall work my way up the ranks!
>69= court jester
Nice touch
>>727890826
Deus vobiscum
>>727890826
DEUS VULT
Rolli polli olli
>>727890826
rolling for duty
>>727890826
im in
>>727894912
well he shut up fast lol
Lol rollll
Rololol
Unlated but i found out that if you have a squirtable water bottle and if you suck on it juuust right it sounds like your sucking dick. I tried this and it odly sounds like it.. also got a lot of saliva on the tip of it too. Now it really looks like i was sucking dick.
I'm a Jew so I'll be a banker kk?
>>727890826
To the holy land, Deus Vult.
Yall cant trips for shit
For the liberation of the Holy Land!
Ok so we got like 30 captains, 100 infantrys. Some saracen filth and no knights
Great.
Rollerono
>>727890826
Ayy, I will lead us
Me and everyone in this thread is^
>>727890826
Ave Mariaaaa
>>727897090
"Its higgggh nooooon"
What time it is?
>>727897005
DEUS VULT
roollliingg
Will no warrior step up to the challange? Will no knight be selected? Stay tuned next time on!: DEUS VULT
i am a god
>>727897268
Your infantry
>>727897221
Hey look anon was off by one
>>727890826
Deus adjuva, Deus vult !
Deus vult!
>>727897433
Oh hey look copie
Time to purge those heretics
Knight!
checkem
Rolling for court jester
Ave Maria!!!!
Gonna keep this page tabbed
Good luck on finding those knights
>>727897778
soo close
>>727890826
>>727890826
rolling for jester
Here comes a taste of freedom
>>727890826
roll for jesus
DEUS VULT
>>727897970
Spray the freedom all over my face daddy!~
>>727890826
ROLLING FOR DEUS VULT
AVE MARIA!!!
>>727898029
For the LORD
>>727897924
ok reroll before the inqusition gets my ass
>>727890826
Kek
DEUS VULT!
Pope here
check em
End this Crusade in the name of thy Holy Father who is in Heaven. Islam is The Religion of Peace. Thy Holy Pope hath SPOKEN!!!!!!!
Deus vult infidels!
>>727898131
Heretic spotted
Deus vult
what what? in the...
Deus io vult.
>>727890826
roll
The urge to murder muslims is in my blood
>>727898450
I guess it's not incorrect...
>>727890826
Rolling for glorious saracen
>>727890826
Desu Vult, fellow knight-samas
>>727898450
Spy! Boil him in lard!
Deus veult
alahu akhbaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
>>727890826
deus vult
>>727890826
Your brotherhood, we believe, has long since learned from many accounts that a barbaric fury has deplorably afflicted an laid waste the churches of God in the regions of the Orient. More than this, blasphemous to say, it has even grasped in intolerabe servitude its churches and the Holy City of Christ, glorified b His passion and resurrection. Grieving with pious concern at this calamity, we visited the regions of Gaul and devoted ourselves largely to urging the princes of the land and their subjects to free the churches of the East. We solemnly enjoined upon them at the council of Auvergne (the accomplishment of) such an undertaking, as a preparation for the remission of all their sins. And we have constituted our most beloved son, Adhemar, Bishop of Puy, leader of this expedition and undertaking in our stead, so that those who, perchance, may wish to undertake this journey should comply With his commands, as if they were our own, and submit fully to his loosings or bindings, as far as shall seem to belong to such an office. If, moreover, there are any of your people whom God has inspired to this vow, let them know that he (Adhemar) will set out with the aid of God on the day of the Assumption of the Blessed Mary, and that they can then attach themselves to his following.
DEUS VULT SENPAI~
Deus Vult
DEUS VULT
Not white, fat Hawaiian. Although I do smell like pork so I think I'll be useful as a repellent?
>2017
>Constantinople is still Istanbul
Onward my brethren. Slaughter all who challenge us
Praise the sun
DEUS VULT
Deus vult
>>727891699
Orders sir?
Die
gibsmedubbs
Deus Vult
>>727890826
Let's do this.
Fucking cuck niggers
DEUS VULT!
>>727890826
lemme rahl
>>727890826
>>727890826
Roll
>>727890826
Mecca!!!
>>727899880
Guess Im protecting it now, fuck u fags
>>727899880
To the gallows with rope made out of bacon!
>>727899926
Basuzo does not approve Muhazrid.
WE WILL TAKE JERUSALEM!
>>727890826
Rol
Deus Vult
>>727890826
roll for infantry
>>727900130
Throw the filth to the pigs!
>>727890826
hi
Rollerino
>>727899971
Thank you for purifying me, now I can be a knight I always wanted to be
Deus vult
>>727900320
We need more rope over here!
>>727900320
Dangit
>>727890826
NON NOBIS DOMINEE
>>727893280
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>727900433
check'd
apocrypha
>>727890826
Leave no one standing.
F
>>727900644
Check'd yourself as well
>>727900597
suck me gorilla fagg, i was also there, i saw no whie ass fucking american sniper proud to be eating dick all day no good fat ass motherfucker
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you Saracen? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Knights Templar, and I’ve been involved in numerous crusades on heathens, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top swordsman in the crusader army. You are nothing to me but just another heathen. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over letter? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across Europe and your face is being tracked right now so you better prepare for the storm, filth. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Pope's armies and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn Muslim. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, Saracen.
DEUS VULT
>>727901030
Drown this filth in pig fat
>>727901134
eat my dick fat ass american piece of sht
Deus Vult, Deus Vult, Deus Vult
>>727890826
Deus Vult
>>727890826
deus vult
>>727890826
I'm a saracen fuck you infidels
Rollw
>>727890826
DEUS VULT
>>727890826
cmon trips!
>>727890826
Check em
>>727890826
Desu Vult
Deus vult
>>727901276
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you Saracen? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Knights Templar, and I’ve been involved in numerous crusades on heathens, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top swordsman in the crusader army. You are nothing to me but just another heathen. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over letter? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across Europe and your face is being tracked right now so you better prepare for the storm, filth. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Pope's armies and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn Muslim. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, Saracen.
>>727901480
The first court jester has appeared
Godspeed my men
>>727901569
Entertain us, jester!
>>727890826
Court Jester get! DEUS VULT!
Deus roll
5 Dicks in my ass
>>727890826
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocW3fBqPQkU
For niddhog
Deus Vult.
>>727890826
For King and Country!
D E U S V U L T
>>727893210
You almost escaped filthy Saracen! Taste my blade!
roll like a syrian truck driver
>>727890826
Rollarino
>>727890826
To Mecca!
>>727890826
Royalty checking in
>>727890826
Mecca we come
rolling for pope
Deus vult
>>727890826
Rolling
>>727890826
I know ima get them trips
Git it gurl
DEUS VULT >>727890826
>>727890826
Rollerino
>>727902516
>Nidhog
Mah nigga.
>>727890826
rollin
Death to the infidels!
rollerhinio
Deus Vult
Hello
>>727890826
In the name of god, the pope and the church
DEUS VULT
Check these dubs
Reroll to knight
>>727899016
When i search this it crashed tor :(
>>727890826
Rollin
>>727903703
>muslim gf
I've been on this shit for 10k years. It never gets old.
Tis but a scratch...faggot
Reroll
Haha!
Deus Vult
DEUS VULT
>>727900597
Shit nigga not gonna read all that shit ... Deus Vult
LET US TAKE THE HOLY LAND BRUDDA
Rolling in Gods name!
I want to retake Jerusalem.
DEUS VULT
Thou can count on my steel
>>727890826
Deus Vult! Proud Infantry!
>>727904788
Haha, dubs first roll
This time are ou fuckers gonna actually help Orthodox Christians in Constaninople?
Or are you again just gonna murder and steal from us just like the Muslims did?
>>727890826
I'm heading to Jerusalem next month.
FOR THE HOLY LAND!
Non nobis domine
Rollin'
liberate my holy land daddy
>>727890826
Usually i ignore these obvious response farming threads but the holy land needs to be cleansed.
Rolling for knight or better.
>>727890826
rollarino
hello people
>>727890826
roll 4 l
It is Necessary
Again reroll
rollerino
DEUS VULT BROTHERS
holy rolly
>>727905016
May the Lord grant my piety with a higher station
If not, it is his will.
>>727890826
lets go smite the invaders
Deus vult
Hodie moriemini!
Deus Vult!