Hello femanons When talking to an awkward beta, how do you feel?

Femanon here. Fucking kill yourself to be quite honest onii-fam-a-lam-a-ding-dong cucklord nigger xDdddddddddddddddddddddddd

>>727889379
ok thanks

>>727889229
i don't have any trouble talking to anyone ^__^ buunt I've been told that it's a problem since i was little bc i talk to strangers but my family is overprotective and they think I'm slow but I'm not, I'm just not a jerk

>>727889965
wtf I love you now

>>727890257
awwww you're so sweet!

>>727890904
np. can you take pic of you fisting your asshole for me? pleeeease *-*

>>727891024
lol! sorry I'm not accustomed to sticking things in my butt

>>727889229
No, I feel fine talking to people.

>>727891222
but would you ever talk to a beta?

>>727891592
Why wouldn't I? We don't shag instantly on having a conversation.

If they're nice, we'll talk.

>>727891219
and you shouldn't, it's disgusting.

>>727891734
how long does it take to shag?

>>727889229
anon here.

it's a problem. girls may tell you otherwise, but they are NOT into shy and socially awkward guys.

they will ALWAYS choose a confident man who knows what he wants over a low self esteem pussy ass boi.

they want men, not boys. black, white, asian, tall, short, skinny, fat, muscular, big penis or small penis. those things don't matter. what women really like is confidence, self-respect and self-love.

i myself was like you, changed myself. harvested TRUE confidence. i radiate confidence now, and i see women are feeling more attracted to me than ever.

I like boys and girls. Im beta af. I may be gay. But I want a girl i can talk to and be friends with. I adore girls anyway is that weird femanons? Would that be cute or creepy. I love penis so like I guess I'm prolly gay

>>727891887
Few weeks? Unless I'm drunk.

>>727892206
do u get drunk often? R u afraid of pregnancy? R u always looking to fuck only those, whod be good husbands?

>>727891899
cont.

not saying i'm pulling in pussy like Tom Cruise or Johnny Depp, but all i'm saying flirting with women i like is pretty fucking easy now.

i'm below average hight, below average wage, little chubby and not the most handsome face.

i do rock a nice well trimmed beard, a decent haircut ( an adult one ), a nice genuine smile and lots of confidence ( NOT ARROGANCE ).

a nice genuine smile, confidence and proper hygiene is key. if you have these qualities girls will like you, and will go on dates with you.

i promise.

>>727892334
Holy shit, I found the 9 year old.

>>727891899
basically it's impossible for me to get more self esteem and become confident
since I used to be really fat and I still feel the same inside. and the stretchmarks don't help either
and i think height and especially weight matter a lot to girls

>>727892454
too mature questions for u, 3yo?

>>727892334
>do u get drunk often?
Far more than I should
>R u afraid of pregnancy?
I have the implant
>R u always looking to fuck only those, whod be good husbands?
Wtf does that mean?

>>727892192
It'd be nice to talk with you tbh.

>>727892628
Thanks you're sweet :3

>>727892628
>wtf does that mean?
it means a man can fuck a girl as soon as he finds her physically appealing. Do u need to fuck mans personality or wallet instead and that takes u those "couple of weeks"

>>727892628
I could never have sex with someone like you.
you are so much more experienced. it's a vicious cycle because the older I get the less virgin girls there are

>>727892192
we can be friends. but I'm a girl and i don't have a weewee

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>>727889229
>Basically what I'm asking is should I just kill myself before becoming a wizard? (i'm 20 btw)
Yes

>>727892750
Hehe awww np anon

>>727892803
Well I need to lower my inhibitions a little. Drinking works. Wallet's unimportant, liking a guy is.

>>727892860
If I really liked you I might.

>>727892873
>but I'm a girl and i don't have a weewee
That's not /b/'s kind of girl.

>>727892873
Yay. It's okay hun I just enjoy socializing with girls more. :P

>>727889229
You have 2 years to get laid

>>727893055
why would u have inhibitions?

>>727892529
NO NO NO.

you're not listening!!! i was a low selfesteem loser like you too.
getting confident about yourself and to learn to love yourself and your body takes a lot of time and work. i know, i've fought that battle too.

read some books about self improvement. people may judge you, like they judged me about it. learn to not give a fuck either.

people are just jealous and insecure, therefor they may mock you for it.

if you don't like reading i may have some good youtube channels that you should DEFINITELY watch.

Improvement Pill, Practical Psychology and School of Life.

/b/rother. i know EXACTLY how you feel, but you are not listening to me. i just want to help you, but you need to LISTEN. okay, buddy?

>>727893246
>why would u have inhibitions?
It's one thing to like sex, another to be known as a slut

>>727893392
i'll check out those channels thanks
but it's not that other people are mean to me or I got bullied
i'm just really shy and that makes me appear beta which makes me unconfident

>>727893597
no1 cares, if u r a slut

>>727893687
oh i forgot a really cool, useful AND funny one.

Based Zeus.

>>727893885
thanks
but how do i increase my penis size?

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>>727893826
Lol loads of people hate you for that bullshit

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>>727889229
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>>727891219
please samefag harder you fucking loser

>>727893597
people calling you a slut are losers. if you want to have sex, have sex.

who cares? people who call you out for it are:

1. jealous, for they can't have sex or can't have good sex.

2. insecure, they feel better by bringing you down.

3. retarded, sex is normal and it's normal for people to wanting to have sex as much as they like. fucking nature, man. fucking nature.

>>727893110
i knooow )= everyone hates me on here

>>727894117
only 1s r those, who dont get in on the sex

>>727894113
you don't need to and you can't. penis size does not matter, like i've said before.

no girl can be satisfied with just vaginal penetration with a dick.

try working on eating her out and fingering. if done like a pro, they will eat of your hand ( figuratively speaking ofcourse )

>>727894198
Oh, definitely. Tbh I'm more relaxed about it now, have friends who don't judge, and get laid more.

>>727894191
OP here. only 2 of them are mine
check the bottom it says 13 posters

>>727894304
Haha it's certainly a good way to ensure I never fuck you

>>727894454
as if id bother flying over an ocean for some primitive cunt

>>727894191
this is all me
>>727889965
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>>727894400
getting laid while not feeling shit because of it sure feels nice, doesn't it?

>>727894562
Stay mad

>>727894682
Yep :3 feels great

>>727894775
stay fat
or infertile

>>727894304
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>>727894852
Dear lord this guy is pathetic.

>>727894639
how old are you?

>>727894852
Like I said, stay mad and thirsty.

I gotta walk home now so unless thread is still up that's me

>>727895295
dont get old on accident. Ovaries can dry out so quickly

>>727889965
Post Nudes, pls.

>>727895145
>u need to be nice to girls on the internet, or else u wont get to impregnate them
takes 1 to know 1

>>727894198

slut detected