I'm horny, what do :( ya I know I should have shaved but whatever I'm drunk and blablablabla what's goin on fuckers? My pic might be upside down meh
timestamp or gtfo.
>>731685832
Timestamp with shoe on head
>>731685906
What are u gonna give me?
ITT: post your tributes you saved
>>731684742
>(hours later, same day, parents not home.)
>i tell her: "go with me to room" (to show her)
>dick already hard when we get to room
>i pull pants down and show her.
>she kind of laughs because dick is hard.
>(dont know why she thought it was funny)
>she looks at it close.
>she asks "can i touch it?"
>i say yes right away.
>she touches it with her fingers. like squeezing/grabbing for 5-8 seconds...
>then she says: " im done".
>i pull my pants up with still erection.
>i tell her its her turn.
>she says ok. but not excited.
>she pulls her bra and her shirt up.
>shows me her pointy boobs.
>i extend arm and hand to touch her boobs.
>she steps back and says: "no".
>i tell her: "you touched my dick. i can touch your boobs".
>she stays quiet.
>rolls her eyes and says "fine"
>i extend arm again and touch her new boobs
>moment makes me really horny so i cant stop touching.
>she says: "are you done"?
>i say yes, but really want to touch more.
>parents supposed to comeback soon.
>she pulls her bra and shirt down.
>we dont do anything else that day.
100% never happend
Probably copy pasta
But at least finish the story faggot
Go on.
>>731685311
Checked
Watch and weep /b/oys. This is what luxury looks like, you trap fapping, anime watching, basement dwelling fucking degenerate neets. Just enjoying my $100 cognac in a $350 dollar hotel room. Don't be jealous.
>>731685566
>say he's rich
>need to go in hotel because too poor to buy house
Shitty bait
>>731685566
>fan, no AC
Enjoy your bed bugs.
>>731685744
>rich enough to stay at hotel
>he must not have a house
Solid logic faggot
More of her? Fucking sucking Facial Webms.. How do you Like her?
Fire away! would like to see that cute face get glaced
>>731678669
How does /b/ feel about universal health care?
It seems a lot less crooked than mandating coverage by private insurance companies. Corporate dems and the republicans came together and fucked us with Obama care, and now they're fucking us again. Anyone who disagrees on either side of the isle is blinded by bias.
>>731685443
Obamacare fucked us? How so? Raising prices? So fucking what. Millions of people have coverage now that didn't before. How many lives do you think that saved? 10? 20? 50? You don't think thats worth it? Fuck you!
>>731685443
What would be a better system in your opinion?
What's the best way to kill my neighbor's dog? It's a german shepard who's legit mentally ill (confirmed by vet) and he keeps barking non-fucking-stop.
Sometimes he wakes up at like 3am and barks non-stop til 6am, I can't take it anymore
>>731686659
so move.
>>731686659
Possibly throw a big ass bomb on his home from a B17 bomber.
throw a few cut up lemons out your window for it.
he no barkie for long
gf ass thread. post yours.
Feet and nudes of girls you know
bq7p1vvr
>>731678671
What site do I plug this in to?
>>731679009
vola
Got a nice paycheck yesterday and am feeling quite generous right now.
First person to roll trips will win a game of their choice worth maximum 30€.
>>731685802
Roll
Hehe roll
>>731685802
Give
/b/ face rate thread! Rate my face
>>731682316
Mama mia!
>>731682316
>>731682316
hila klein/10
>>731682316
spanish conquistador/10
Draw Thread. The new one with loli fans.
Yo fuck Frappyhour. How are y'all?
Give me something to draw please
>>731675300
Checked, also requesting a rabbit knight please
>>731675300
is this a new drawfag?
Fuck, marry, kill?
>>731679538
marry middle, she in kitchen already. that mean good wife.
fuck left, she have very nice child bearing assets
kill left. nigger.
pretty sure that is what you wanted to hear.
>>731679538
Marry, kill, fuck. I don't do fat chicks you autist.
>>731679538
Left to right
Marry, fuck, kill
Should I try and fuck my friends ex gf? pic related
Maybe... any other pics?
>>731682132
No, you don't do that you fucking scum.
Have you hugged your sister today Anon?
If not go and give her a hug and post results here
Don't forget to tell her how much you love her.
(Mothers can be hugged to)
What is true? what is fake? How will you ever know?
>>731676273
The hell?
>>731676273
wincest thread ?