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What's the best way to kill my neighbor's dog? It's a german shepard who's legit mentally ill (confirmed by vet) and he keeps barking non-fucking-stop.
Sometimes he wakes up at like 3am and barks non-stop til 6am, I can't take it anymore
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>>731686659
so move.
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>>731686659
Possibly throw a big ass bomb on his home from a B17 bomber.
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throw a few cut up lemons out your window for it.
he no barkie for long
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>>731686704
you can't be serious nigger
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>>731686659
why dont you kill yourself? you fucking american
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fucking bastard i would kill u motherfucker
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>>731686754
yes, you dont have to live there.
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Make cyanide from some apples and inject it in a sausage boom dead dog best sleep ever
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>>731686659
anti freeze
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>>731686779
>>731686803
the dog's mentally ill, it's old as fuck and still chases its tail.
There's 6 people living in the neighbor's house, not one of them takes care of the dog other than feeding.
No walks, no cleaning, no playing, no interaction at all. It's literally a backyard decoration at this point, I'm doing it a favor by ending its misery
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>>731686659
file a police report
if you kill dog, youll get in some trouble, plus that makes you a shit person
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>>731686963
kill yourself broski
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>>731686963
kinda sound like a sociopath, might want to get yourself checked
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>>731686659
report the animal to animal protection / cruelty prevention services for maltreatment. they will confiscate the animal, and after finding it un-rehomeable will put it down after a few months, or when they get fed up with it barking.
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Lol. The responses to this thread are so cancer.

Why do I even come here anymore?
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>>731686753
What the fuck are you going on about?
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>>731686963
Call the animal protection services in your area, Killing the dog makes you worse than the shit on the bottom of a boot. If you genuinely think that killing a dog is a way to make it stop barking, reconsider your life and question wether its you or the dog who should be dying you scum
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>>731686963
have you tried talking to them like a normal functioning human being
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>>731686963
If thats the case just call animal control. No chip = death
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>>731686659
Is there a way to sneak it food? Give it rat poisoned laced chocolate or some diabolical shit. I mean, poisoning food/treats/water seems to be the way to go.

Or call the cops/landlord and file a complaint or something
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>>731686963
maybe, except it isnt your dog, and you cant just kill a dog. you cant even euthanize your own pet anymore, has to be a vet.
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>>731686659
Snail bait in meat balls.
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>>731687166
> If you genuinely think that killing a dog is a way to make it stop barking

That is like, the only 100% proven method to stop a dog from barking you fucking dumb cunt
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>>731686659
Just call the police. Non-emergency line obviously. Explain the situation.

If they see the situation they make take action.
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>>731687137
>he doesn't know
hahahahahahahahahah
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>>731687245
Bet I can
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rat poison on a steak dumbass
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Buy a Kong, fill it with peanut butter, toss it into the yard. Should keep it busy.

It's probably bored as fuck.
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OP I know exactly what you mean. I have a neighbor with a Yorkie that is annoying as fuck. Get some hazardous chemicals and soak piece of a steak in it, then toss it over the fence.
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>>731687166
> animal protection services

Jesus fucking christ, who let this tard out of their cage. It's Child Protective Services for human children. Then there's animal control for animals. Also >>731687296 kek
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>>731687340
yea, you can also kill people. youre gonna get caught, this isnt something they just say "we'll keep an eye out for it"

you'll go to prison for years. they dont like animal abusers in prison
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>>731687433
You're the biggest pussy I've seen on 4chan
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>>731686659
rat poison plus sammich equals a quiet night
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>>731687201
of course, he keeps claiming that his poor dog is getting provoked by cats and other nonsense. Meanwhile, the other 10 dogs in the vicinity aren't heard of at all, ever

>>731687022
>>731687077
>>731687166
>>731687299
the neighbor is a lunatic, he won't give it up nor will he tolerate police. He let the dog out one day and a pregnant woman was taking a walk in the street. She was concerned about the dog and asked him if he could take it to the backyard to what he replied with "Well why don't go suck some dick".
She called the police to his house, they came to talk to him and he went batshit insane and kept screaming "Are you going to arrest me? Am I being detained?"
It sounds like a joke but it's not
This is a rather small village, you can't get the same support you would get if this was in the city.
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>>731686659
How to be shitbag 101: poison dog. Call animal services saying you been watching this animal getting abused from everyone in the house and saw one of them feed the dog something and now the dog is acting very sick and strange. Boom 2 birds 1 stone.
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>>731687238
Yea, I basically have full access to food, my dad often feeds him leftover meat and whatnot. I could easily tamper the meat and have him feed the dog without anyone knowing, I'll might have to try that out.
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>>731687377
>Buy a Kong, fill it with peanut butter, toss it into the yard. Should keep it busy.
>It's probably bored as fuck.

Nice dubs and truth.
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>>731687433
no dude it's kiddy rapers that they don't like and fags like you of course
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>>731687587
they also dont like animal abusers or people who beat up women.
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>>731686659
wahhhhh another living thing is making noises wahhhh my only solution is to fucking murder it wahhhh. no you are the mentally ill one you fucking bigger faggot. really what the fuck is wrong with you, something bothers you and you think killing it solves the problem. this is what's wrong with the world, dumb morbid pieces of shit like you. literally kill yourself
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>>731687476
>This is a rather small village
Well I'm guessing you live in a shithole since America doesn't have "villages"

You can probably do whatever, no one's going to give a shit about a dog unless you live in the 1st world.
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>>731687476
does he by any chance have a youtube channel?
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>>731687476
Then just poison the dog with a chocolate-laced steak or somthing. Doesnt sound like the owner will call the cops. If he comes screaming at you, shoot him and claim you stood your ground. That's only valid inthe US, obviously.
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>>731686659
kill yourself you fucking idiot
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>>731687521
Same fag here and if you really will feel bad about poisoning the fucking dog then don't put too much in it to kill it in 5 minutes animal police or whatever they are called in your area will save it. The douchbag neighbors go to jail. U have a quiet sleep
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>>731686659
you don't call the animal you stupid fuck you call the city to have the dog removed if it 's fuckin up the peace but you DO NOT kill the animal will report this thread find you and watch peta fuck up your worthless life.
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>>731687733
>You can probably do whatever
that is true, he can't prove shit nor will anyone take him seriously. It's why I'm looking to kill it in the first place, there's almost no way I'm getting the support of the police or animal control, I don't think they bother with people like this
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>>731687778
>foreigner detected
we have a random board for the foreign perspective now. this is trumps america, you have to go back.
>>>/bant/
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>>731686659
People usually have to tolerate republifags made up bullshit "facts", which pretty much sounds like non-stop barking... No one kills them because of that.
Stop being a sissy.
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>>731687732
this. you're real fucking pathetic op
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>>731687878
Look at this white knight faggot. If he kills the dog. now you will never know. I recommend you not go on rekt threads you easily triggered newfag
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>>731687925
they do bother with people killing their neighbors pets though.
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>>731687531
>>731687531
>I could easily tamper the meat and have him feed the dog without anyone knowing
Sociopathic coward detected. You don't even have the guts to do it yourself, gonna basically frame your dad. You're more useless than that crazy old dog.
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>>731686659
Soak a bag of dogfood in automotive antifreeze and feed it to him.
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>>731688027
>gonna basically frame your dad
no, I meant have the neighbor feed the dog the tampered meat
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>>731688094
theyre gonna figure it out when he brings the dog to the vet, then the vet will call the cops. youll be caught within a week.
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>>731686659
drug dog. steal dog. dump dog somewhere far far away
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>>731688094
Ah.

But if the neighbor gets the scraps from your dad, that will still look like your dad's responsible.
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>>731687077
Former Animal Control Officer here....not quite true. Depending on the ordinances where the OP lives, as long as the animal in question has food, water and shelter at the time of investigation, nothing will be done. In most jurisdictions, including mine, leaving a dog outside 24/7, as long as it is properly confined to the owner's property and the above conditions are met, it's completely legal. Not that I agree with that, but I didn't write the ordinances, just enforced them. I always said, don't like it, speak to the city council.

FYI...for it be confiscated, at least where I worked, it would've had to 1) attacked someone, 2) the owner simply wishes to surrender it to the city, 3) be taken due to a judicial order stemming from a raid or other investigation, or 4) be off it's property and running loose.
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OP, the solution is simple:

>Take handgun
>Empty bullets
>Tape gun to dog's mouth
>Kind of like it's holding the gun in its mouth
>Call police
>Claim there is a lunatic dog with a gun in the area
>Police come
>See dog with gun
>"DROP THE GUN BOY! BAD BOY! BAD DOG!"
>Dog has gun taped to mouth so it can't drop it
>Dog is crazy and senile so it charges police
>Police shoot dog immediately
>Crazy neighbor runs out to fight police
>Probably also gets shot
>Cops look for witnesses
>Offer to tell people they were heroes for saving you and some pregnant chick
>1 dead dog and 1 less crazy neighbor

I don't know why you didn't think of this earlier.
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OP.
I was living in a house for a while where my roommate would scream while playing League of Legends till 4am.
What I eventually had to do was to play loud white noise out of my speakers. I got used to this and was able to sleep super well since then.
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>>731688264
I'm not willing to frame anyone and this isn't a CSI episode. He won't even take it to the vet, as I said the dog is old and it would come to noone's surprise if it just dropped dead tomorrow
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>>731686659
Lots of ibuprofen, look up toxicity t kg of dog, make a guess and bait it. It will just damage the liver and then it will die a week or two later. no trace except liver failure. Can use chocolate or onion powder etc. just look up bad shit for dogs and then ind the toxicity level.
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>>731688328
>>"DROP THE GUN BOY! BAD BOY! BAD DOG!"
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>>731687692
kek you actually believe those scumbags in prison have that kinda moral?
i hope you know it's just a bad meme. maybe pedophiles get beat up and fucked but that's it.
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>>731688385
you are clearly a sociopath. yes, the guy will take it to a vet if it is acting sick or just dies. they will look into why it died, figure out it was poisoned then call the cops. the cops are not just gonna say "oh another dead dog, lets go back to doing nothing"
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>>731686659
Buy a few deadly scorpions (A. Australis for example). Feed them live to the dog, they sting its mouth/throat, dog dies, stomach acid disolves scorpions. Just dont get stung yourself dumbass
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>>731687733
you have never been to New England
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>>731686963
>old as fuck
Then just let it die on it's own. They probably don't take it in to the vet on any basis really, so it should just die pretty soon anyways.
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>>731688521
Rapists, pedophiles and animal abusers all get a bad ride in prison. It's the macho hardened criminals that feel like they're doing a service taking out the trash. Most of them are lifers so it's not like they have anything to lose.
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>>731686659
Feed it chocolate.
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>>731688631
This is true, never been east of the rockies
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>report to peta
>peta takes dog
>???
>ayy lmao
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>>731688521
there will be people in prison who will confront op about this if he winds up there.
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>>731688688
every small town is called a village there
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>>731688757
not in vermont.
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>>731688668
Chocolate won't kill a dog per se. That's a misconception. What will make it sick is a chemical in it called theobromine. And it's also depends on the percentage of it contained in the chocolate. Theoretically the amount of chocolate you'd have to feed a dog to kill it with theobromine would cause it to be diabetic before it died.
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>>731688539
>they will look into why it died
no, they will not.
Call me a sociopath all you want but the only fact here is that you can't acknowledge that people think and act differently in different cultures and countries
As I said, when I say small village, it means a small fucking village where people still keep chickens, pigs and have large crop fields
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>>731686659
Use poisonous dog food.
Be as stealthy as possible.
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>>731686659
antifreeze is actually a great idea. Dogs seem to be attracted to it like magnets. They love the smell and taste of it. It actually has a very sweet taste. In a couple hours doggo will need to be duggo if he chuggos, which he will
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>>731686659
Don't dead up the dog m8. Poor fucker. Nuke the fuckin dude in the face or summut. Don't be a coward, face the neighbour.
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>>731686659
Take a page from Se7en and fuck the dog in the ass while wearing a knife dildo. Post vid here.
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>>731688841
yes, they will. I promise they will. at least anywhere in america the will, otherwise you gotta go back to your containment board.

>>>/bant/
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Geez you people are pussies. Give it antifreeze, give it chocolate, blah blah blah...just man up by some pentobarbitol sodium (Fatal +) and do what we did, 1ml/10lb IVpush. Be a man.
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>>731688816
No, dumb fuck, if enough is given, renal failure will occur. If not enough is given, massive diarrhea will happen.
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>>731689088
>at least anywhere in america the will
and here's where my point was proven
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>>731686659

Call the cops from a public phone and claim you heard gunshots from your neighbors house, and screaming.

They will go in full force and kill the retarded dog while they are at it.

They might even kill your neighbor too (bonus).
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Dont kill it, boil it alive, make him a reason to barf
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by slitting your wrists in public and letting yourself bleed out
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>>731687476

"This is a rather small village, you can't get the same support you would get if this was in the city."

Poor nigger with 3rd world problems confirmed.
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>>731689120
Well this dumb fuck was not only an animal control officer, but also a vet tech. People freak out too much about chocolate and dogs. Will they get sick? Yes. But unless they eat tons of something like baking cocoa (and I'm talking two or three cans of it), there's not enough of the chemical to do any real damage.
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OP shove a screwdriver into both of your ears until the resemble bird shit so you cant hear the dog anymore you pathetic little cunt. I hope you get stabbed in the neck by an angry vegan who feeds you to the dog who is being suffering in front you while all you can do is moan about its neurotic behaviour.
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>>731686659
Dude listen to me: the feeling of returning a lost dog (or in your case, a distressed neglected one) to a loving home is one of the best feelz you will ever get.

It beats morphine and figuring how to use a timing chip in bistable mode.

And the feelz lazt, bro. Help the dog man. Feelsgoodman.
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>>731689143
>Call the cops from a public phone and claim you heard gunshots from your neighbors house, and screaming.
>They will go in full force and kill the retarded dog while they are at it.
Actually this is pretty much foolproof. Cops fucking LOVE murdering dogs.
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>>731689376
Lol.
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>>731686963
Soak a steak in anti freeze, feel bad for suggesting this but it's how most do it
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>>731686659
Sound like you have a vagina. Try sleeping in the jungles of nam you little bitch.
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>>731689376
Fucked the sentence structure my bad.
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>>731687377
This is a good idea. Food goes a long way for dogs loyalty. Sit. Quiet. Stay. Reward.

It's a smart breed. Probably catch on after a dozen tries. Grats, it learns the word quiet.
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doesn't anybody else find it curious that people have such a huge attachment to animals and not human beings? you all find it absurd that OP would kill a dog but you don't blink at the death of humans. i just find that kind of odd. i'd rather kill a hundred dogs than a human being honestly. but most people don't see it that way.
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>>731686963
forget the dog being mentally ill, you are lmao
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>>731688328
this is gold
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>>731687967
$0.10 has been deposited to your Correct the Record account!
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Throw grapes at it
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>>731689384
The reason why I didn't even think about bothering with trying to save it because it'll be nothing but trouble. I didn't ask how to kill it because I'm just eager to kill something.
As I said, the dog is old and I highly doubt anyone will take it in.
The neighbor is also somewhat of a nutcase. If I or my anyone in my family gets blamed for calling in the cops or animal control to his house we'll just move to being neighbors with a grudge, which fucks up a lot of things since we help each other quite often.

I'll look into the animal control office in this area but I doubt it even exists. If they don't agree to keep me anonymous in this, well then fuck it, I won't even bother

also, the dog was barking when I made this thread. It's still barking right now
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>>731689681
Well if you'd seen just half the stuff I have working with animals, you'd completely understand what total dickbags humans are.

Constantly makes me wonder why I left animal control to be an EMT.
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>>731686659
crush couple of glass bottles in a fine dust ... mix that with a ground meat and toss over the fence
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>>731689352
>was an animal control officer
>was...

What happened? Did you abuse your power with a black dog or rape a white one?
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I even forgot to mention this detail in how they take good care of the dog.
Since they keep pigs, they have a shitton of giant flies all around, which ofcourse also come to my house as well.
The flies also swarm all over the dog, especially its ears.
Basically, I've seen the whole tip of its ear been eaten, straight to the flesh.
How did they care of this , you ask? They put some fucking tape over the tips of its ears.
That's fucking all, and the tape fell off after half a day. They didn't even bother taping it back up or doing something else.
So, if you claim they're going to take it to the vet for anything other than to finally put it down, you're delusional and don't understand the situation.
Also, as far as I know, the only reason they haven't put it down is because it costs money.
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>>731689733
I dunno your area OP, but around here, citizens could log onto the city website and make service call requests. Otherwise, citizens could request to file an official complaint against the dog owner (ie...a ticket), BUT that becomes public record, including name of complaintant and address. The owner also has the same options anyone getting a ticket has, paying it, going to court, or ignoring it until it becomes a warrant.
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>>731686659
I have the same problem with my neighbors dog and it's also a German Shepard. The owners never walk it and it lives in its own shit in a tiny little yard. When the go away for a few days I'm pretty sure nobody even feeds it. Not the dogs fault a big dog like a German Shepard needs exercise and a lot of land to have a nice life
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>>731686963
Kill the owners instead
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>>731689840
Hahaha..oh ow, ow ow, omg you have cut me with your razor wit. How ever will I go on?

No, I burned out after several years. In all honesty, the work gets to you.
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>>731689817
you need help .... seriously
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>>731690187
Pussy
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>>731689681
Jaded mentally ill people.
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>>731689817
glass dust will only make have very bad stomach cramps not kill you
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when did this board get so full of faggots full of moral values /b/ was dead like 4 years ago but now its even deader god this looks like fucking reddit mixed with tumblr

>"killing a dog makes you a shit person"

I never thought i'd be alive to read gay shit like this on /b/

kill the fucking dog OP the only non faggot in this board
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>>731690502
try it
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>>731689945
Well, based off just that I would consider that enough, if there is an appropriate AC agency where you live, to warrant a possible cruelty investigation for failure to provide veterinary care. If it were me, depending on the condition of the dog, and the cooperation of the owner, I would give them 24-48hrs to get the dog to a vet and I would return immediately. I would also look at issues such as shelter, food etc and tagging. No rabies tag present...$177 ticket. Ask for proof of vaccination...none? Another $177. And on and on...I would also consider the condition of the residence. I have in the past, in the case of some non-compliant owners, called code enforcement out, along with PD and they condemned the house on the spot.
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Throw him some meat from some fast good chains like KFC laced with some acid you can find to unclogg your toilet in your nearest hardware store.
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>>731686659
Sausage + Rat poison
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>>731690398
Oh no. I've been called a name on the internet! Whatever shall I do???
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call the cops you fucking faggot.

>Noise is noise, I knew someone who had to put their dog down because it barked a lot at night.
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>>731686659
Call animal control or your local police non-emergency number and complain. Maybe start leaving cheapo bark collars on their doorstep with a recording of their dog barking 3 hours straight.

>>731686963
Call animal control and tell them that. If the dog is basically wallowing in his own shit he'll get taken and likely put up for "adoption".
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>>731687531
You knew you could do this already you complete faggot what exactly is the point of this thread? Looks to me like you're a pussy afraid to act on the situation or do anything about it but you're looking for some sort of validation but will then continue to be a pussy and do nothing about it. Man up grow some balls tell your neighbor if he doesn't shut that dog the fuck up you'll punch him in the throat
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>>731690793
Amen
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>>731687878
You're retarded
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>>731687967
Fuck outta here Jew boy
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>>731688295
Awh look at you trying to look like you had an important job
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OP is a fine example of why I have no faith in humanity.

>Innocent dog just trying to be best dog and you want to kill it because it's owner is an average human.
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>>731687878
> call the city
> yes this is Chicago, who am I speaking with?
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>>731688385
Wait until it's dark, cover up and climb up on the wall. Coax the dog over with some food then douse it in petrol and throw a match
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Dogs shouldn't be allowed as pets within city limits.

>If you like having a dog you should just adopt a kid, except then you actually have to take care of it.
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>>731686659
Ask Paul Lazzaro.
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>>731688999
Worst trips ever. Kill yourself
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You could always play the long game, slowly feed it unhealthy food that will over time induce cardiac problems and tooth decay.
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>>731686659
Keep reporting the dog as a nuisance and encourage the other neighbors around to do so as well.
Enough public nuisance complaints and they'll have to either get rid of the dog, keep it inside and quiet, or pay to have it debarked.
Any which way is a win.
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>>731686659
ran over it with the car, and pretend is an accident.
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>>731691659
Lost
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>>731688642
Hardened inmates are rapists you twat
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>>731688381
You're a bitch for letting him get away with that.
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>>731691746
nope, excluding prison rape.
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>>731691115
Really? THAT's the best you could come up with? REALLY?!
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>>731688688
I live east of the Rockies and we have no villages here.
Statewide.
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2lbs of dark chocolate should do it no probs
And no one will ever be capable to get back to you for having and/or giving chocoilate in your house
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>>731687967
Move on faggot, the old cunt lost.
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>>731691867
i think it's a massachusetts thing.
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>>731691846
Really? Thats the best job you could get? REALLY?
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>>731691301
Stop projecting, just because you're a massively lazy fuck who is too inept to take care of a pet doesn't mean everyone is.
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>>731689681
It's like race betraying taken a step further.
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>>731692005
Sounds like an East coast/New England thing.
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Paracetamol will kill it... just crush some up put it in some food and feed it to the dog i dunno how many youd have to use but thats your choice i just know its lethal to dogs/cats and probably some other animals, id personally report them to correct association and get the dog removed but thats your choice also.
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>>731688521
If youre a child molester and you go to prison, you will either be straight up killed, or every orifice of your body will be leaking nigger spunk because you're the prisons fleshlight for the rest of your miserable existence.
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>>731691906
less than taht should do it
look up for theobromine : poison for dog (cant digerst it) massively present in dark chocolate

would indeed be impossible to identify you... just throw it in the hedge and the matter is done in 12 hour
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>>731686659
Buy a gun
Shoot yourself in the face
Make sure you do it properly
Problem solved
Or you could just deal with the neighbour like a non autistic person
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Step one: Poison a steak
Step two; Eat that steak
Step three: if done correctly, you will no longer hear a dog barking
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>>731692102
I live in vermont, used to live in albany ny. most towns up here are called towns, though I think i've seen a few places called "village"

it definitely isnt the normal term at least around here.
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>>731686659
Give it a sponge full of blood. It will eat it but it will unable to digest or vomit it. It will die eventually
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>>731686963
Good choice.
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I'm in a similar situation. The neighbours' dog barks a lot. I'd like to kill them both, but I'll settle for the dog.

Rat poison might be the answer. Or razors. Do you know what route the owner takes with the dog, and at what time?

If you know that the owner is walking the dog at an exact spot at x hour, why not put some meats, or sausages, with razorblades in them where the dog will sniff?

This would require some stalking. Make sure nobody sees you.
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>>731686659
call a noise complaint to the cops, hopefully your neighbor will tire of it and go fix the mutt.
>>
wear some fucking ear plugs dont kill the dog you sick bastards
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The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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>>731690533
This for sure
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>>731686659
Easy. Take a gun and ships yourself. You'll sleep forever.
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>>731686659
take pieces of sausage, and put pills in them with paracetamol (in denmark they are sold as Panodil, for headaches). The dogs' system wont be able to process it, and it will die - It is a slow and painfull death, so if its the owner and not the actual dog you have a beef with, it might not be the best approach...
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>>731686659
Grinds up some glass. Roll a big juicy steak in the glass, and just toss it in front of the dog.
End of dog.
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>>731693568
Feed the dog a bunch of chocolate.
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>>731686659
Rat poison maybe?
Though it's criminal and as a neighbor you're immediatly suspect if they found out it was poisoned.
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>>731686659
>Weed edibles
>Hot dogs soaked in antifreeze
>Rib bones

I have the same problem. I could've killed my neighbors dogs a long time ago. I understand its not the dogs fault but the owner is the stupid ass entitled faggot with a problem. Animal services doesnt do anything either, it'll 3+ complaints before anything gets done. Im moving soon and i already got some stuff up my sleeves to do when i leave.
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Stick dick in dogs mouth.
Dog chokes on massive dick
???
profit.
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>>731686659
>>731686934
THIS POISON IN A HOTDOG BEST WAY. IN PUERTO RICO WE GOT SOMETHING CALL "TRES PASITOS: 3 LITTLE STEPS. THAS HOW LONG IT TAKES TO KILL THE DOG.
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>>731687521
DO THIS, DO THIS!!!!
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>>731686659
Just throw a stake covered in nutella in the garden where the dog stayes at.. chocolate is poison for them
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>>731686963
>still chases its tail
That's natural instinct for a playful dog
Move or kill your self
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>>731686659
Take a spunge cut up into small pieces , soak in bacon grease, the sponge will swell and block the dog from shiting ,and within 2 to 5 days if the people dont take it to the vet its dead but if they do you still cost them money to get the dog fixed.
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>>731686659
The fuck are all these reddit faggots doing here? Kill the dog.

Crush up some drugs and feed it to him. No need to have him suffer but he has to go
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>>731687166
Is like christians, it suffer but you can't end cause killing is a no-no

>old dog
>no one care for him\her

i dunno, we have people dropping their pet on highways, or dogs being putted down for full shelters. Go telling them
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>>731686659
Give him chocolate and he dies
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>>731686963
>still chases its tail
Yeah because only young dogs does that
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>>731686659

gib him chocolate
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My dog was the same, she lived in an abuse home before being given to me so she had some screws loose, kept her for some years and couldn't stand the barking, gave her to a friend with a huge backyard and a lot of little kids, apparently she's a fucking saint now, she just needed a lot of space and a lot of attention to drain her energy
OP tell your neighbor to fucking give the dog away or else you'll call animal control
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