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Watch and weep /b/oys. This is what luxury looks like, you trap

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Watch and weep /b/oys. This is what luxury looks like, you trap fapping, anime watching, basement dwelling fucking degenerate neets. Just enjoying my $100 cognac in a $350 dollar hotel room. Don't be jealous.
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>>731685566
>say he's rich
>need to go in hotel because too poor to buy house

Shitty bait
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>>731685566
>fan, no AC

Enjoy your bed bugs.
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>>731685744
>rich enough to stay at hotel
>he must not have a house
Solid logic faggot
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>>731685566
And yet it looks like you clothes shop at the Gap...nice try.
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Where's the naked bitches loser
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>>731685816
Look at the size of this room, probably bigger than your house and you're worried about the fan?
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>>731686100
What's gap?
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Faggot who needs money when you have a waifu and crippling depression.
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>So lonely and desperate for attention he posts his shitty hotel room on 4chan
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B8
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>>731686244
a kid store
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>>731685819
Hotel= rich
>ok....lolz

Now if you were at a exclusive resort somewhere like a glass floor spot in bora bora that's different.
>$350/night
>luxury
Yeah....no. I will be spending that for an average week in San Diego and your cognac is pleb tier at best. Fag.
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OH wow! you're able to buy alcohol and rent a room? I want to be just like you !
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>>731686393
Yeah, martell vsop is shit. Retard.
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>>731685566
It's only luxury when you can't afford it
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>>731685566
$350 is in no way shape or form a lot for a hotel room... oh the irony, in "bragging" about "expensive" things, youre showing you are clueless about what nice things really are
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>>731686402
>want to be just like you !
That's good k8d, aim high
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>>731685566
lol
>dat fan
>drinking
>that shit bag
>that shit kettle and cheap wood
fucking hell anon that is not worth $350 you got fucked over.
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>>731685566
Martell ain't no $100 bottle.
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>>731685566
>shoes on the coffee table
wow dude youre a faggot.
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>>731686828
Vsop is. At least here
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>>731686782
>k8d
so triggered you can't even write correctly.
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>>731685566
>$350
That's pretty cheap really.
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>>731686863
Then you paid too goddamn much:

http://www.winechateau.com/sku1001704_MARTELL-COGNAC-VSOP-MEDAILLON-750ML?utm_source=googlebase&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Martell-Cognac-VSOP-Medaillon&gclid=Cj0KEQjw6LXIBRCUqIjXmdKBxZUBEiQA_f50PnJ8Z4j-7w8NKsec6y8JlyWASGnjElyGocyeDaSiUfAaAq4f8P8HAQ
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>>731686863
£38 in the UK
Anon you really should shop around, not just for your drinking but that room is shocking. Those wires, that table, everything, a fucking fan?
If you think that's luxury, well I feel sorry for you dude.
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>>731685566
Go to sleep Matt
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>>731686170
actually not impressed at all lol. this room isnt that big
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>>731686809
Yeah, shit room. How much would you pay for it?
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>tl;dr: "i had 450 dollars"
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>>731686717
Truely, a paupers vision of wealthy.
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Yet you can't afford to wash the cumstains off your shitty pants.
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>>731687050
where is it? it makes a difference.
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>>731686533
Ummm...yeah actually I do know what I'm talking about.
>get on my level plebs
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>>731686273
True he's 100% a virgin
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>>731687050
$3.50
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>>731687050
£90
=
around $120
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>that shitty fan
a descent room would at least have a/c
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>>731687050
Not $350. I stayed in a 3 room suite on a protected floor that didn't cost no $350 a night.
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>>731687169
Is that even opened or saving for an important day?
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>>731685566
As someone who was once a basement nerd who turned his life around and now has a house, wife, kids and an upper middle class career I can tell you not a day goes by that I don't regret leaving my grandma's basement. The normie life fucking sucks.
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I can afford this and I'm on the doll
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>>731687135
How do you think he paid for the room?
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>>731685566
lol, it looks like you broke in some person's house and threw your backpack to the ground. You then looked for their stash of alcohol. Not before you emptied their medicine cabinet. You cur, you.
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>>731687288
It's about a third gone. Frankly it's not that much better than the $100-150/bottle versions. Was kind of a waste of money.
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>>731687169
$150 a bottle....not bad.
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>>731687443
Like double black then? Not very different to red.
How much was it?
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>>731686170
Bitch you don't even have a seperate bedroom
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>>731685566

>350 dollar hotel room
>has a fan because there's probably no A/C
>"check out this room size"
>literally a room that has just 3 seats, a small table and a bed that probably comes from Pottery Barn or IKEA
>100 dollar cognac
>fell into the "it's expensive so it's good cognac" trick
>Thinks this all means you're rich

Top kek.
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>>731685566
Looks pretty lonely, I honestly hope you got some good friends to enjoy your money with
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>>731685566
the furniture doesnt even match.
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>>731687135
$240 pair
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>>731687472
This bottle was about $900 - again totally not worth it. Would rather have a sip of screaming eagle.
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>>731686170
>wall to wall carpeting
>luxury

oh kek
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>>731687606
yea, thats what pants cost when youre an adult.
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>>731687561
kek
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>>731687576
Thanks, me too although I'm not very hopeful
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>>731685566
That exact bottle of cognac costs about 30 bucks, you paid a 100 for it? you might be rich but you are also an idiot.
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>>731685566
>drinking alone in a hotel room
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>>731687702
100 aud
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I stay in rooms in Vegas with bathrooms that big.
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>>731687528
Like blue label vs. red label. Better but nominally I'm not going to pretend to have a chefs pallate i fell for the price tag meme.

$900ish
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>>731685566
>he fell for the materialism meme

everything you think is important means nothing at all
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>>731687169
>>731687050
>>731686170
>>731685566

>those boots
>that dying plant
>those cheap area rugs
>that industrial stand alone fan
>wonky lamp
>cords cords running errywhere
>nigger liquor = cognac
>no friends
>no women

All this is forgiveable if you are a europoor. Otherwise end yourself.
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>>731685566
That's cute OP.
My house only costs $5 millions.
Wish i had skill to waste money on cheap motels like you do.
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I spend more at a club in a single night than you've ever had in your bank account boy.

Try going to a club in New York and ordering a nebuchadnezzar size bottle. See how far your basic bank can go.
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>>731685566
Where is the fucking backwoods blunt with the henny you dumb sonofabitch?
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your name is steven lull and youre a faggot
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>>731687945
>>that dying plant
Its not real
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>>731688039
>tfw too poor to buy a fan and you have to get a whole temperature system for your house.
DAMN OP. WISH I WAS RICH!!
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>>731686170
Umm.. my bedroom is in a separate room then my living room. Also it has an air conditioner.
My apartment > 350 hotel room.
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>>731688231
that actually looks really uncomfortable. would it get humid and sticky if you used the tub before bed?
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>>731685566
>on vacation with rents
thats very impressive child. mommy in the bar having a few too many?
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>>731686244
Madona's call signal and not because of her teeth either
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>>731686273
but does that make him a lier?
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>>731686170
my house have windows
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>>731688284
I don't sleep a lot to be honest. I prefer to sit down on the windows and laught like a maniac all night.
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>>731685566
>>731686170
This is "luxury" to the lower-middle class
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>>731687811
>fell for the price tag meme
I think the price difference between vs and vsop is worth it but would never pay 900. Ever tried japanese whiskey? Paid 100 for a 500 ml bottle, it was shit
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why are you dressed like a negro, OP?
could it be that you are in fact, a negro?
because you are certainly behaving like one: classless, clueless and crass.
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>>731688520
>empty shelves

nice model home
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>>731688735
Psychical books are dead. And that's good.

How many books do you carry inside your pockets anon? I only carry my phone.
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>>731688267
It looks smaller than actual cuz wide angle
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>>731685566
Dub-dubs aside (and kudos on the get), that is a dreadful cognac for people who literally buy the first one they see on sale at the supermarket, and a $350 hotel with a standing fan instead of decent AC is a very poor choice.
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>>731688593
>japanese whiskey
just why?
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>>731688830
Too cold, no need for AC
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>>731685566
>work boots

Wow! Your work paid to put you in a hotel room while you're out of town huh?
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>>731688938
he's just the fan repair man
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>>731688858
Yamazaki I think it's called? Stoch, nor whiskey. It was selected as best stoch of 2015 or something, thought I'd give it a try. It's shit
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>$350
keke is that an expensive room for you?

I've sent that on Cognac and finished it off in one night. You're a poorfag with shit boots, enjoy being upper-higher class
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>>731688813
Physical books are the best. I have more books than bookshelves.

Reading on your phone can't even compare to the feel and smell of a book.
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>>731688938
They are not work boots anon, timberlands. Good shoes, been wearing them for 8 years, good as new
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>>731688813

Physical books still look good in a home anon. If you're just going to have empty shelves, why bother with shelves?
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>>731688813
>Psychical books
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>>731685566
>martell
That shit is like $20 and you're probably in a mediocre motel because ypu had to hire a $200 tranny hooker

Credit card info with timestamp or fuck off
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>>731685566

Tie your shoes, negro!
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>>731689237
OR his house flooded/was invaded and his home insurance paid for a shitty motel room

Let's not rule out the traps, because it is OP after all
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>>731688716
Why do I look like a nigger?
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>>731689065
The phones now read the book to you.

>>731689112
I brought some books. Then realized I will never read them and just hide them somewhere else because the different shapes, colors and sizes were distracted and ruinned the shelves look.

Considered to put some pictures to find out I don't have enough and I'm not egocentric enough to put pictures of myself.
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>>731689330
if you have to ask...
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>>731689333
>considered to put some pictures to...
Yeah, or the shelves are empty because you don't into read
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>>731688593
Yeah it was ok, had the 12yr yamazaki. Luckily I didn't have to pay for it as my friend, who runs a couple bars, got a free bottle from his distributor.

Also while we're talking liquor - Casamigos (yes, George Clooneys) brand of tequila is suuuuper smooth and tastey, fairly cheap too. $40-50 - drank a bottle yesterday for Synco
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>>731688965
/thread
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>>731685566

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qL770RyvwhE

if there were no other races, black people would still be living in mud huts at best.
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>>731689407
What? Clooney is making grog now? Never heard of it
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>>731689387
I do. However you will find out that german books are not that interesting.

Digital media saves me the hazzle of having to track a copy overseas just to fin out it has been degraded over time.
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>>731688039
Those are fucking barcelona chairs
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>>731689549
Yes and it's awesome. He and Cindy Crawford husband Went in on a Mexican distillery a while back. It's been out for 5-10 years - really clean
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>>731685566
>wears shoes in his home
you are a disgusting degenerate
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>>731689648
I'll give it a shot, they are not $20 though
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>>731689333
>having a computer read to you
This sounds terrible tbqh.

You must be a brainlet.
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>>731689714
It's not home to begin with but if you think shoes inside is disg7sting you probably live in a shit hole. Streets are clean here
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>>731689912
streets are not clean
or do you live in an asphalted treeless animal less gated community?

but sure where do you live that your streets are as clean as inside?
if there is such a place i'd gladly move there
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>>731689880
Don't you like computers anon?
That would make you feel even worse when they take your job.
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>>731689912
>streets are clean
Cantgetright
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>>731690112
Australian master race
It can't be as clean as inside but they're not dirty
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>>731685566
> cognac
fag confirmed
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>>731685566
Okay. Congrats
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>>731690334
Thanks
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By the way, OP here, not a rich guy by any means, I'm just a lonely alcoholic. Just threw a bait, it caught. Thanks for keeping me company and for the laughs and insults.
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>be me
>be poor
>spend life in 50 qm flat
>be lazy and browse /b/
>someone posts pictures on /b/ how he lives in luxury
>actually my flat looks nicer
>feel rich

feelsgoodman.jpg
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Hi OP
i was a construction worker too!
it was nice to get put up in hotels like that now and again. the thing is, that yak you're drinking? it isn't free. hope you saved your per diem pay. the room/you/company is going to get charged for it.
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>>731690965
Good on you, you are indeed richer
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>>731690884
why is everyone taking a photo of a burning trash bin?
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>>731685566
Nice work boots poor shitter rich ppl dont have work boots
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>>731686170
kek, you really think that's a big room? How poor were you growing up?
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>>731691790
Fake news, someone knocks over a trash bin=violent protests. Pic related
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>>731691999
Wide angle makes it look smaller
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>>731685566
>450$ is a whole lot of money
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>>731685566
get those dirty ass shoes off that table you fucking disgusting pig
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>>731692111
It is for one day. How much do you spend a day faggot?
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>>731689284
gow about you take them off when you're inside you piece of shit
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>>731686170
Nice b8 m8!
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>>731692236
Why?? Really
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Get some Red Wing Boots not your wigger Timberlands. Luxury my ass lol.
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>>731689912
so you wet wipe and vacuum clean your streets regulary?
no?
faggot
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>>731692052
But still, it obviously isn't a very impressive room. Did you grow up in an orphanage or something?
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Was it worth spending your child support money on a bottle of cognac and a room for a picture?
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>>731685566
>$100 dollar cognac
>$350 dollar hotel room
>luxury

Luxury my ass lol.
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>>731692377
What kinda dirt are you gonna bring in from outside? Some dust, who cares?
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>>731686100
Well that just means he isn't a complete faggot
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>>731692315
because footwear for outside. you dont need them inside.
also you're carrying dirt around everywhere in your house idiot
and no your streets are not clean
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>>731692483
bird shit dog shit human spit chewing gum, just everything thats not hygenic. just because you don't see it doesnt mean its not there..
outside=shoes
inside=no shoes
is that really so hard?
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>>731692476
when you are construction flag boy, it is very luxorious
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>>731692498
This one's for you
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>>731687606
Oh so you are gay
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>>731692620
btw why do you bother untying them if you're not gonna take them off? enjoy your aids
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>>731692792
I just never bother tyding them, they are always untied. Unless I'm on treckking
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>>731685566
hahah 100 dollar cognac, 350 dollar hotel room. Thinks that's expensive or high class xD anyone with a job can afford those things lol
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>>731692994
>chef at wendys
>$7 an hour
>spends $350 a night
Yeah right, anyone with a job
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>>731692994

Real story:

> OP is forced to go to a conference for work
> $150 hotel room in some shitty state
> Other participants already left together to get drinks and dinner
> Depressed OP buys crappy booze at next door liquor store
> Now we're here
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the only whey you payed 350$ for that hotell room is if you paid for 10 days. i can spot a motel when i see one.
>hotell withe water boiler
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>>731693551
It's an inn from 1860's
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>>731685566
>wasting that kind of money on alcohol
ayy, enjoy your shit
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>>731685566
>be plumber
>"hey anon, I need my hotel toilet unblocking"
>notagain.jpg
>fuck it, I need the money
>unblocks toilet, nobody's around
>have an idea
>steal alcohol, pretend the room is mine
>sit on luxurious sofa I could never afford
>take pic, pretend to 4chan that it's all mine
>shit I can hear someone coming
>hurriedly gather my things
>spill the drink on the sofa
>"What are you doing anon?"
>"Nothing sir, just checking the toilet is flushing properly"
>"Did you knock that bottle of expensive cognac over?"
>"I did sir, sorry sir"
>"That's coming out of your fee. Now please leave"
>Go home penniless and alone
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>>731693775
niiiiiiiice
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>>731686170
This is luxury in the same way white trash american think cruise ships are luxurious and like to dress up for dinner. My company has had two company cruises and I can testify that it is cringe worthy. Same thing goes for limousines. Super cringe.
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>>731692620
Why the fuck are you wearing those shit boots?
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>>731693906
They're very comfortable
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>>731685566
Dat fan fucking pleb
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>>731687169
boasting about what you drink, is the only pleb move here. The poor feel it necessary to flaunt the few things they can save up for and buy, like shiny rims for their cars, "bling", and such. Very niggerish. Has a can full of modifications that are worth like 30k, has about 5k of bling in mouth and around neck, but rents a shit hole house in a rundown neighborhood because that is ultimately, where they belong.

So sorry OP, anyone that came into this thread, came here to make fun of you (if they have any real social status), or compliment you, if they are poorfags or niggers.
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>>731694124
I'm guessing you're one of the poorfags?
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>>731685566
Op are you in some third world shit hole? That is one of the tackiest rooms I've ever seen. I've paid less than 350 in AC and vegas and had nicer rooms.
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>>731694124
>The poor feel it necessary to flaunt the few things they can save up for and buy
/thread
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>>731694328
you're reading comprehension and capacity to analice a situation are pretty regrettable.

Sorry OP, you are just not at my level, and most likely will never overcome your inbred defects to surpass your current situation. That shit existence you live, is pretty much all you can aspire to.

Good luck with that
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>>731694596
>you're reading comprehension
Good luck with that. High school drop out?
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>>731694702
Btfo
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>>731687050
you can stay at Hilton top floors for around 200USD per night. The rooms are smaller though. but for 350USD you can get top floor with super nice room and bathing tub at Hilton.
Yours look like you just made it nice and put chocolates on the bed. Doesn't look like a hotel at all
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>>731693690
1860's aren't even that long ago.
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>>731695126
It's a historical inn. $350 aud
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>>731685566
>be op
>get the fanciest room in the towns only hotel
>comes with fan
>buys the best booze in town
>is alone in the room shit posting
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>>731685566
Wow, amazing, you spent 500 dollars in an evening and you think you live in luxury.
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>>731695242
I mean, guess we just have different tastes. But I would rather like a skyline view with a nice room. You're paying for a shitty looking room, but it has history, like who the fuck cares haha. You got scammed.
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>>731693894
Holy shit! Americans like to look nice before they go out? I guess you better take your impotent rage out on them.
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>>731685566
>fan
>those type of pants at home
>shitty carpet, shitty table in that corner, bed in same room as couch.
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>>731686170
That's the most shit Hotel room I've seen in a long while and you're claiming luxury? Shit nigger.
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My fucking bedroom is nicer than this trash.
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>>731695557
It's an antique faggot
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>>731695358
I hope you don't class OP's clothing as "Nice". It's literally the epitome of Ghetto Nigger clothing. Ops probably white and looks like a fucking nonce prancing about with baggy jeans and fake Timberlands. Probably wears Monster branded hats.
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>>731695772
What theme is the Hotel going for? Ugly and mismatched?
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>>731695900
Do they look baggy to you?
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>>731695358
overdressing for a pseudo-elegant occasion is classic low class shit. Sparkles and glitter and all that. Very neegro debutant in the south. Or think, kids going to prom, or dumb highschool bitches trying to dress fancy, but don't really know how and it just looks weird.

You might not know what I am referring to, because you are in that world so to you its normal and acceptable. But it isn't
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>>731695772
Just because it's old, doesn't mean it's not shit. It looks like any ordinary old piece of furniture. It's only a valuable antique if it's a famous carpenter/designer.
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>>731695981
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>>731695772
I have to guess this is Eastern Europe, post soviet era shit city, trying to fancy it up, and this poor nigger-lifestyle-loving faggot has never seen anything this clean or big, so his mind is blown away - not realizing that to westerners, this is dump with mashed together furniture and random electronic devices stuffed in there for distraction of "comfort"
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>>731696032
Kek, I can imagine you sitting in your mum's basement, zooming in on the pics I post, examining the pixels, looking for a clue
They're tight by the way, not baggy at all
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>>731685566
You honestly think that's impressive? Staying in a $350 Hotel room driving moderately expensive alcohol? Anon, that's the average price for a hotel room in Niagara falls and Toronto in the summer. You're not special. Now when I see you in a $2000 a night hotel in Turks and Caicos, post again..
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>>731696223
Evidently they are baggy, and the boots. What the fuck are the boots. Do you walk around with the laces un-done for style or because you have down syndrome?

Either way wearing them like that make no sense.
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>>731685566
It's only temporary, after that you'll go right back to being what you called us
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>>731687050

Not even ritz carlton level pleb. looks to me like some shitty 100 year old fancy hotel hanging on to shreds of their reputation by overcharging gullible rubes who are suckers for name recognition.

Enjoy your hershey's chocolate sucker.
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>>731696268
Just to add to this anon's point. Nobody here is saying there is anything wrong with you being happy about your current accomodations. Certainly for you its an upgrade from your regular situation. But this doesn't qualify for bragging rights. Anon's point is valid. Any middleclass westerner can afford a 350/night hotel, and in the West, a 350/night hotel is much nicer that what you are showing in the pic. So, to brag, you would have to be in a hotel upwards of 750-1000/night, or in some desirable exotic place, or surrounded by slutty bitches, etc. What you are boasting about, is pretty cringe.
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>>731696223
you're wearing a fucking trashbag.
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>>731696449
very true
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>>731695772

ok now you are entering some expert level trolling.

keep it up.
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>>731687050
This hotel room has less comfort, style, and class than a best western Hotel, but it's slightly less disgusting than a Travelodge Hotel, so I'd say $120 in a small town
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$350 hotel?

lol

I work at a hotel making $35 an hour and our cheapest room is $589 a night. Calm down, kiddo.
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>>731688039
Lol this shitty ass chairs shouldn't last more than a few months, anon. I know that because it happened to me.
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>>731685566
>Ay boys! Where I live is so shitty I gotta brag about luxury when I'm staying at a hotel.

kk
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>>731696661
you probably bought barcelona knock offs anon. fakes are always of lesser quality
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>>731685566
Other than that, how's the prom going?
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>>731696827
he decided not go to. Wanted to act older than his classmates and did this, not realizing his classmates couldn't give a shit about him or what he does, while they are having fun and fucking, he's defending his lame post to anonymous guys on /b/
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>>731686170
Thats just a normal Hotel room ctfu its not even that special...thats what ALL hotel rooms basically look like...
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>>731687767
>drinking alone in a LUXURY hotel room
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OMG. $450. So rich. I've spent that on a jacket and I work at fucking Walmart.
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>>731696985
Yeah like you keep staying at these places
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>>731689083
>I'm rich
>8 year old shoes

I make piss and even I buy a new pair of shoes every year basically...
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>>731689065
Physical books are better because you can beat someone to fucking death with one...lets see a motherfucker do that with an ipod.
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>>731686170
$350 luxury??? have you ever even seen a 4 season's in your life? the rooms i stay in are at least triple the cost of yours per night. by the way the room looks so crappy and your boots belong to a fucking homeless person
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>>731697108
You must have thought 10 times before spending that on a 2 year investment, this is one night I'm talking about. Go back to your aisle, wipe the floor
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>>731696735
No, they're definetely real.. got it at a big furniture retailer in Canada that is known to selling real expensive crap. after a few months of owning a small dog, the colour got completely washed out, the sides started crumpling off, and now it's just disgusting to look at, and it's not because if the dog
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>>731690884
ye you really didnt fool anyone tho m8
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>>731696000
riiiight
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>>731695772
a poorly maintained antique is worth absolutely nothing....
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>>731685566
I would just stay at a cheap ass hotel and drink $10 vodka..use the rest of the $290 saved to eat at a nice place like Wendy's. then i would use my $280 to buy csgo skins.
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>>731685566

>Bragging about $100 cognac.
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>>731697286
Count (you)s
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>>731688520

That setting is really nice anon! But, why don't you open the curtains? I bet everything would be a lot nicer with some natural light! ( • ̀ω•́ )
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>>731685566
How does it make you feel to know that I've had shots of liquor that cost double what you spent on the hotel and bottle combined?
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>>731697746
Well you're an idiot if you spent 500 on a shot
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>>731685566
>Gets an occassion to show off
>goes to 4Chan
> discusses for hours with fags about AC's n stuff
>klassik
U might or might not be rich but you sure are a fag
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>>731685566

350 dollar hotel room? LOL plebs are funny.

That hotel room sucks. 350 isn't luxury. Where the fuck are you from nebraska?
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Shoes inside. Need I say more?
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>>731698277
>need i say more ?
no u said enough
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>>731697841
$1000 actually why am I an idiot I give 10k a month to twitch streamers I have more money than you'll ever see in your whole life.
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All these poor fags going "oh, 350 a night, kek that's so cheap" like they ever stayed a night in a nice hotel
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>>731686254
*starts slow clap*
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>>731685566
>dirty gardener boots
does your master know that you´re stealing his booze
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>>731687050

Looks like the furnished the room at Goodwill.
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>>731692210

you spend 450 everyday?
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>>731686170
>cheap ass furniture, cheap carpet
kill yourself if you really paid 350
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OP can you look out your window so we can see the view?
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>>731698930
It's the garden, trees and a little pond and ducks. Too dark to see shit now though
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You're not rich by any means. Any e can save for a few months and say at a hotel. However that isn't even a great hotel and nothing you have shown shows luxury. What you have done is spent what little money you have to show off on 4chan for people who don't give a fuck and some who are actually richer that you will ever be. But glad you could live your average life and be proud of it.
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100 bucks for pedestrian Martell cognac? Yeah you ballin'! NOT
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At least you dont have to worry about scratching the furniture, they should modernize that shit even if it is antique
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>>731685566
i dont need money man i just want a fucking gf
>ib4 u need money to get wimen
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>>731699110
>save for a few months and say at a hotel
Few months? This is from my saving of a day
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>>731696173
east european here
can confirm
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>>731699455
East australia here
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>>731685566
based on posted photos as evidence, i came to conclusion that OP is probably a homeless faggot who won 500 $ on a Scratch Ticket and has now the 24 hours of his life.
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>>731688813
>And that's good.

Please cite reasons.
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>>731697230
>4 season's

4 season's what?
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>>731699705
That's nice teflection that the only way for having $500 is winning the lottery
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>>731685566


I'd be more impressed if you posted your W2 so we can see you actually earned the money to pay for that shit, rather than mommy and daddy paying for it all.
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>>731700048
>w2
?
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>>731700146
Tax bullshit
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>>731685566
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>>731686393
Fucking well said Anon. Hats off. What a weeeeeeeen. Anon 1 - hotelroomshitpostingfagniggerlover 0
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>>731700277
Nice fake flower, that shit is tacky. You can throw that in the trash no one would notice or care
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>>731700277
How long did you spend on that neet?
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>>731686170
fucking kek this is literally a Tokyo-tier apartment

you're not impressing anyone, kiddo
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>>731689848
fucking au jerk tax
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>>731701904
Show me yours
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>>731702395
I've got a house, retard. I don't need to live in a hotel room.
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>>731702429
Yeah like I'm homeless
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>>731702521
You're the one boasting over a fucking $350 hotel room.

You've played no part whatsoever in the way the hotel room looks. The only reason it looks even moderately okay is because of who ever furnished it.

But the matter of the fact is that it's a tiny room, and $350 for a hotel room isn't that much at all.
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>>731702654
It's not tiny. And I never said $350 is too much but it's a lot more than any of you neet faggots can afford
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>>731702849
See now here's the problem: you're on the 4chan board /b/ and YOU'RE the one calling other people who are also browsing the board on this website neets, and poor.

I want you to really think about that. You act as if you're above the others who browse the same forum you do by using stereotypes associated with this forum.

This is either really shitty bait, or you're genuinely stupid.
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>>731696173

Pal sonic is an Australian brand and OP has already said it's AUD
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>>731703034
I am neither poor nor a neet, unlike most here. Only cuz I'm on the same forum as those losers doesn't make me a loser. It"s like you can have a good relationship with your school janitor but you're never the same level
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>>731685566
Keep your feet off the table you fucking nig
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>>731703268
Analyse this. At least I took the boots off.
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>>731703388
Yeah look I'm not even going to bother arguing with you. Since I've just noticed you're Australian, and most likely a fucking Melb leftist faggot, you don't deserve my attention.

And this also means that you're in a hotel room all by yourself on a Saturday night browsing /b/, how pathetic.
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>>731686170
Wow, this looks shit.
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>>731703667
What day/time is it there that its ok to browse /b?
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>>731703837
Anytime, just not on a Saturday night when you're out of your home.
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>>731685566
wannabe elitist.
shitty cognac, mid tier hotel, probably drives an entry level mercedes sport (the shitty kind that us krauts aim at your type).

rather than being jealous, i pity you. please seek some help to lift you from your delusional existence.
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>>731703555
i bet there are no windows behind the curtains...
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>>731703946
>rather than being jealous, i pity you
Tell me how you're better than me fsggot
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>>731687881
This. Actually nothing matters
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>>731704156
Looks at the garden, flowers and ducks snd shit
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>>731685566
>beat up boots, used up cheap jeans
Get the fuck out b4 security throw you out, ya bum!
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>>731700277
kek
my sides
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>>731704241
yeah, sure....
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>>731685566
I srsly hope you didnt pay that much for a room that has a shitty ac unit.
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>>731704245
Jeans are $240
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>>731692620
If you were rich you wouldn't give a fuck about a medium sized room at a 3star hotel.
But it seems like it's a big thing for you
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>>731704503
Climate. No need for AC here but the heater is full on
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>>731700277
>dubs confirmed
OP BTFO
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This is what you may call "something resembling real luxury": Atlantis @ Dubai. The closest to real Luxury a poorfag can afford. About 800$/night cheapest room. Been there, OP? I did.
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>>731703555
Look at them socks!!
HAHAHAHAH!
YOU'RE NOT RICH BOY, YOU'RE NOT EVEN MIDDLE CLASS.
You're probably broke as fuck and are braking and entering into some rich dude's vacation house.
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>>731704883
How can you tell that from the socks?
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>>731704523
I know cheap looking jeans when I see them, the thin fabric that doesn't do well over time.
Those jeans are 25$ tops.
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Luxury
350$ hotel
Pick one.
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Never seen someone try so hard to make up for a small penis
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>>731705032
>>731704523
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jist got back from sorento. 700 euro a night
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>>731703555
>be op
>"have money"
>have empty hotel room
>stay alone and post on /b/

srsly?
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>>731685566
>$350 dollar hotel room
That's it? Nigga you cheap.
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