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Will we stay in contact after what happened?

Is she the one ?

>>734514673
Rerollin for answers

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>>734512651
>get up walk off in shame for falling and for farting in front of some dude's face
>the people im seated next to are laughing their ass off due to my fall
>they laugh until the end of the graduation
>eventually the graduation ends
>walk back to my parents
>they have a smiling uncomfortable look on their face
>they say 'anon it's ok don't worry about it, no one will even remember this'
>play it off 'yeah haha falling was pretty embarrassing'
>they just laugh


>be at home
>want to morbidly see my own fall
>watching and skip to my part
>i see the fall and laugh a bit
>hear the principal say "are you ok?'
>hear myself say yeah
>i also hear my loud ass fart

>fucking mic picked up the fart and it was clear as day
>everyone in the crowd saw me fall, then fart in the principal's face
>explains why the people i sat next to were nonstop laughing
Anyways, the main point of this thread is, I'm trying to find the most efficient way to kms. Any suggestions

>>734512925
Over this? Fuck you. It was funny.
Live long, and prosper.

Anon to be honest I I where onw of the grads sitting and saw all that I would take I as you planned th whole thing as one big graduation joke hel I is funny as hel try to see it as there are bunch I girls who sat oh there and thought you had enough balls to pull it all off if someone ask you about it you can even brag about how much potato you have been eating or how you have been holding it for the last 8 and a half hours you know rd marketin

>>734515408
dude what the actual fuck

got jap pussy yet? Do you expect to?

Why are you posting on four chin instead of fucking Japanese bitches in hot springs.

>>734514858
No you'll never be fucked with that tiny little penis.

Just a bit

Yep, you'll be dead by 50 if you don't lose some fucking weight

k

Do you honestly want a kid to have to suffer that too? Have you considered adoption

>>734512067
/b/ funded funded the surgery, part of my promise was a daily thread

Will OP actually continue to post in the thread he started? Only time will tell.

Bump pls

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And yes, OP will.

>>734512008
wait for it to reach the end of it's chain, then flip kick it

Pet him and question about the good boy

Take off my shirt and throw it over his eyes and look for a rock or anything I can use to bash its head

Ok I'll ask this. Tits and time stamp or gtfo?

>>734512120
Definitely.

>>734512120
Second that motion

>>734512186
sauce?

>>734512186
Need more

bumpbump

i like it

>>734513682
lonely/10

u russian

>>734513397
K but what happen OP?

>>734513494
basically i was hyped that things were finally turning around, i thought i deserved the good things coming to me but turns out that i was simply being delusional and people are shit

especially women

i cant handle being toyed with again like that, horrible experience. one night you go out together and shes taking a million selfies with you and hugging you and saying how much she likes you then the next days from then on out cold as fuck like if it was charity or whatever

people are fake as fuck and i hate them

>>734513397
hang in there buddy, the one thing you will realize when your older is that life is full if cycles like this. It'll come around again, for now just take it one day at a time and focus on being a better version of yourself.

Fuck dogs

Why do people own dangerous dogs
Why do some people own dogs and never walk them
Then others love the dog more than their kids

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>>734510241

S'all muscle baby