living in japan for 3 months, AMA pic related af

>>734515408
dude what the actual fuck

got jap pussy yet? Do you expect to?

Why are you posting on four chin instead of fucking Japanese bitches in hot springs.

>>734515408
did you buy it?

>>734515506
i know i would

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>>734515463

Little known secret some Japanese women have giant nipples you can stick your dick in. Some say it's thanks to the nukes.

>>734515408
best way to learn japanese?

>>734515562
oh my dear fucking jesus god christ this can't be true this is so disgusting but i would stick my peepee in them anyways we should nuke them again

for whatever reason captcha is being retarded and wont let me post pics

>>734515562
such obvious silicon

>>734515624
live there and talk it every day

>>734515641
i couldnt believe my eyes my friend

>>734515674
before you're at that level of fluency.

>know absolutely nothing

>>734515562
my friend is asking for sauce on that for research

>>734515624
hiragana, honestly just taking a class. repetition. it's on duolingo recently. I know like 2 kanji that shit is impossible. google translate ftw

>>734515471
nah. wanna go to a soapland but its hard for gaijin with little japanese language. also expensive as shit for the hot girls.

>>734515408
Are the girls there easy to fuck?

>>734515408
why only 3 months?

how fluent are you at spoken language + kanji?

>>734515825
if you are white and you speak japanese, hell yes. if you are white and you dont speak japanse, eh. if you're black, you gotta leave tokyo. nigerians in roppingi give you a bad name.

>>734515408
what part? I'm over in tokyo for 5 months

also have you found any spots in tokyo to buy good hentai manga/doujins? I haven't really found any yet but I heard there were shops specifically for that

>>734515408
can you legally fuck 13 yo?

>>734515846
summer exchange program & i never even studied kanji lol i know some basic phrases and hiragana

>>734515771
There's enough places that speak english. Agree it's expensive though, but high quality.

>>734515901
Akihabara, friend, just go downstairs in any manga/figurine shop

>>734515408
is it difficult to pick up girls there?

>>734515901
akihabara has some nice shops. & does it matter? anywhere in tokyo is a $5 train ride away lol

>>734515920
never change /b/ never change

>>734515920
not in tokyo specifically but some prefectures of rural japan yes lol

>>734515959
It's the same anywhere, only thing that makes it harder is language barrier.

>>734515985
i think its easier if you're white and at least not like 100% beta. cuz most japanese guys are pussies and a good number of jap girls want some exotic dick

>>734515984
Thank you i just bought a flight ticket

>>734516027
you can legally bang 20 year old who look 12 #asians

>>734515956
>>734515966
there's like a million shops in akiba, plus they fuck you on the price cause tourists.

I was pursuing mandarake and animate but those have been dead ends so far

does what matter?

>>734515408
Approximate cute-to-shit ratio of the girls you've seen?

>>734515562
8/10
Made me kek

Obviously isn't true though & anyone who believes you is a dumb fuck.

>>734516072
nah not the same i have same shit in my country dont need to go in japs for this

>>734516121
like 1 cute : 8 shit but keep in mind theres 38 million people here so theres still a ton. most ugly are old

>>734515984
Which prefectures? I've never been able to find all individual Japanese prefecture laws written in English (I can find them in Japanese but I can't read enough Japanese to understand them because fuck kanji).

>>734516254
Nice to know. One of my Japanese tutors at uni years back told the class that was the case so I was curious. Still better than here where it's basically the same ratio but there are only some 4 million people so the good-looking ones are rare.

how about 12 year old pussy did you get?

>>734516419
fuck.. how much*

>>734515886
>if you're black
lol - black people can't afford to travel to Japan

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Crazy gooks.

>>734516464
loophole, met a bunch of black military guys

>>734516486
why japs are so fucking retarded they blurr dick and vags 2 nukes wasnt enough

>>734515713

>for research
Go back to 9gag you faggot

>>734515408
how often do you wear a fedora and how often do you shave your neckbeard?

>>734516578
never been there you nigger

>>734515771
Been to soapland in Osaka and Tsuji, Okinawa, I think I paid like ichi-man en for about an hour, not too bad, chicks were hot too, traveled japan 4 times

I'm getting my work hokiday visa in a few days and will live for a year in there

>>734516576
Actually, they do that because of laws in their constitution that were enforced by the Americans after World War II.

So blame America for their screwy laws and the existence of tentacle porn (made to get around censorship laws).

Happy now, Amerifat?

>>734516578
>9gag
Are they even still a thing? I thought those underageb& faggots died out long ago/migrated to redshit.

>>734516486
>>734516486
sauce pls anon
idc if it's fake
just sick and tired of vanilla porn
pls for my dick

>>734516596
lol. bunch of beta weebs here tho it's funny.

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>>734516464
They go Japan with the US military.

>>734516728
im actually born and raised in the middle of Eu fuck you nerd

>>734516664
>ichi-man en
Just say it in English you fucking weeb. Ten-thousand Yen. I suppose that's okay, but only for an hour? Geez.

I'm thinking about maybe moving to Japan one day, depending.

>>734516804
It's common knowledge, so it still doesn't excuse you from your high levels of retardation, faglord.

>>734516790
That's unfortunate - they should have made him stay on base to pick cotton

>>734516728
almost 0 crime, alcohol sold everywhere 24/7, no open container law, people are nice and respectful, city is clean as shit, good amount of hot girls, almost 0 niggers, trains on time 99% of time, food is delicious & cheap. only downside to this country is retarded drug laws.

>>734516790
And Americans wonder why Japan wants to remilitarise and tell them to get the fuck out of Okinawa.

Trump was quick to change his tune on the "Japan should pay for their own protection" thing when people pointed out that the Americans were the ones who forced their protection upon Japan because they also forced Japan to demilitarise in the first place.

Which is sort of moot now that they've repealed Article 9 at least to some extent (I can't remember if it was partially or fully - I think it was partially in the sense that they're legally allowed a self-defensive military, which they've had in the form of the SDF for years anyway, ironically).

>>734516464
>Eeyo, dem yello' chicks can't resist muh black dick

Kurombo Gama - Niggers' Cave
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1945_Katsuyama_killing_incident

>>734516872
>nigger
>marine
cant get much worse

>>734516896
To be honest, I don't even like drugs, so that sounds good to me. I know their society is strict and they have high standards, but it's pretty good overall.

What's the "no open container law"? I don't think I've heard of that before.

>>734516896
This, Japan is the shit. The only problem is that they're xenophobic by nature so if you're awkward you will almost certainly be disliked

>>734516960
He could be gay and/or impregnating all the women on the ships.

>>734516980
you can drink alcohol in public at like 8am on a wednesday and nobody cares

>>734516959
Doesn't sound like it was intentionally black people being targeted but just that the black people targeted the Japs, and for the aforementioned reasons, I'm not surprised the Japs eventually killed those bastards.

>>734517022
Oh, I see. Doesn't affect me since I almost exclusively drink water, but I find it amusing that Japan has those laws and yet has lower crime rates in general compared to the majority of the rest of the world. A bit ironic, isn't it?

>>734516989
typical white guy. kinda thin, dark hair and dark eyes, so when i wear nice clothes i blend in. still get dirty looks when i wear sweats or talk on the train but it's in japanese culture to avoid confrontation so they'll never call you out. just be mindful of your noise/appearance and theyll let you slide

As a white American, can I get away with molesting girls on a train?

Dam youre living the dream, wish i can find a jap gf one day...

>>734517077
kind of but their culture values hard work and education & their "religion" (shinto) is very down to earth and personal & doesnt require being a huge douche to everyone and killing people like abrahamic religions. people here are extremely well behaved and polite, even when theyre trashed in a club in shibuya

>>734517197
kind of sounds like me except I'm a Muslim that wants to kill everyone - maybe I'd still fit in

>>734517115
What the hell do you wear during the summer to look nice?
I was in shorts and a t-shirt and still sweating like a piggu.
Going to kyushu in a week, I'm dreading it already.

>>734517118
if you wanna be a piece of shit then yeah probably anyone can do it during rush hour. i do not exaggerate when i say you will be crushed so close to the person next to you you can feel their heartbeat. if its a girl and you wanna be a scumbag then you can definitely get away with it but there might be yakuza behind you ready to slit your throat when you get off. just buy a hooker like the rest of us

>>734517281
suit...job...sucks

>>734517310
thanks for the info. booking my flight now.

>>734517197
Oh, totally. Shintoism isn't a religion any more though (heck, some might find that offensive). It's officially just part of their cultural beliefs.

I still haven't got the chance to get to Japan but I've studied it at a tertiary level for a few years so I know a decent amount about it. They definitely have high standards but their standards are also good.

>>734517281
The Japanese tend to favour the latest fashion, so... find out whatever the latest Japanese fashion styles are, take out twenty bank loans, and by a bunch of clothes to look nice. I'm exaggerating but, you know.

>>734517384
It's not worth it. Train molestation is an actual problem so of course they've put procedures in place to help prevent it.

And yeah, the Yakuza won't fuck with you if you don't fuck with them, but they probably won't take kindly to you molesting an innocent girl.

If you're squashed against a girl in a train, just strike up a polite conversation with her instead. You might be surprised to see what it leads to.

How do Japanese girls feel about facial hair? Is it OK to go over there w/ a hipster beard or do they prefer clean shaven?

>>734517567
facial hair doesnt matter. being fat is the only turn off. and visible tattoos if you have asian eyes. tattoos on nigs/white is okay.

>>734515886
What about hispanic

>>734517629
The entire world hates hispanics.

>>734517629
hispanic and light skin nigga is fine. they dont like akon black cuz the niggers in roppongi give all dark black people in japan a bad name

>>734517612
>tattoos on nigs/white is okay
No it's not. It's only slight better than Asians having tattoos. Either way, tattoos represent Yakuza in Japan, so the Japanese don't like them in public at all. They find them intimidating.

>>734517477
On my own free time I wear loose, dark clothing(in /fa/ terms "goth ninja") it might fly well in urban cities.
Problem is that it's a business trip and the other geezers are either in suits or the "relaxed" collar shirt + jeans. I rather not stick out like a sore thumb when hanging out with them.

Any good advises how survive mid/southern-japan in for business relaxed(eg. a collar shirt + jeans combo)? I hate sweat stains.

Last time I got a nifty cooler pack harness to put under my suit.

>>734517779
obviously but if you very clearly dont speak japanese and are a foreigner with western style tattoos then you'll be fine most places. some bath houses, brothels, and restaurants might still turn you away

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>>734517779
so a swastika tattoo on my forehead would intimidate people? Good to know.

>>734517839
If in doubt, a suit or casual formal is the way to go.

I think sweat stains are probably unavoidable for the most part but I haven't been outside my country which is not in Asia, so yeah.

>>734517877
Sure, but they still don't particularly like it and if you're a guest or public speaker somewhere, they might ask you to cover up your tattoos too.
>>734517879
Harhar.

>>734517839
i also hate sweat stains but honestly just dress nice and bring a change of clothes & deodorant. the only way. its hot as fuck and you gotta walk everywhere so you'll sweat your dick off. some people carry a little towel to wipe the sweat off their face

>>734517274
You'd fit in a trash compactor nicely.

>>734517879
probably not, actually. there's a lot of swastikas still around tokyo in traditional decoration. it represents what it used to before hitler.

>>734517944
Or you could do what some Japanese businessmen do so they don't wet themselves when drunk and wear a diaper.

>>734518016
can attest to this. the businessmen get wild

>>734517698
The sad truth

>>734518049
It's hilarious until you realise that it's a real (and supposedly common) thing.

>>734517698
We like Hispanics more than Muslims, if that counts for anything.

>>734515771
>also expensive as shit for the hot girls

how much?

>>734518062
>>734518089
Honestly, also the truth and did make me feel better

>>734517839
you seem like such a fucking dumbass. how are you even alive?

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>>734517839
Cont. Also noticed that buying meat is crazy expensive and the places we ate had minimal amounts of it.

I'm going to just buy delicious Japanese whey from stores(eg. Don Q), but I was told their prices are a rip-off.
Where can I buy average priced whey?

>>734518168
He said 10,000 Yen for an hour which is about US$90 right now.

>>734518311
Simmer down, edgelord.

>>734516289
Seconding this; wanting individual prefecture laws for most (if not all) prefectures in Japan, written in English, if anyone has them please.

Anyone still lurking?

>>734518591
Bump for this.

is it true that abe gov told people to "eat fukushima product" to help them out after the reactor melt down and the thyroid cancer rate has tripled but government is keeping it from media? and yaminochi noriuki? (dunno the spelling) a journalist writing pro abe articles and books raped a woman and when she went to the police the case was dropped? and she is now publicly calling for justice?

>>734521433
No idea, but Shinzo Abe is kinda... how should I put it? He's a very divisive Prime Minister, even though he's been in office multiple times now. A strong Prime Minister, but perhaps strong in the wrong ways, at least sometimes.

Anyone with a brain wouldn't touch food from Fukushima any time soon though so I'd say that's on them. I'd rather send money their way as a donation than buy essentially poisoned goods.