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Describe a video game as bad as you can.
Others must guess it.
>man washes up on island, beats up vultures and porcupines with a stick he pulled off a tree.

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>fell for the trap meme
>eventually wanted to be the trap
>crossdress and post pics online
>get attention from guys
>like said attention
>order some dildos
>like sucking on them and putting them in my ass
>eventually decide to hook up with a dude
>find a guy nearby
>dress up and go to his place
>bit nervous
>he takes off my skirt and pushes me down onto my knees
>welp, time to get to work
>sucking a real dick was no where near as fun as I thought it would be
>and it smelled and I got hair stuck in my teeth
>he picks me up and starts playing with my ass
>tell him i'm not so sure I want to do this anymore
>he tells me to relax, it will feel good
>sticks it in
>I liked how warm it felt
>then he starts pounding
>wow, this is kindof fun
>then I look around and catch a glimpse of us in the mirror
>see me dressed as a girl, bent over a dresser, getting dicked
>oh god what have I done
>close eyes and just wait for him to finish
>he pulls out and puts me on my knees
>cums on my face
>I go to the bathroom to clean up
>look myself in the mirror
>I'm bottomless, my ass hurts, and I have cum on my face
>start to cry
>clean up and go home
>feel digusted with myself

I fucking hate how hard trap shit is pushed on 4chan. You faggots are poisoning the minds of countless young men You faggots twisted me into having gay sex. Thankfully I broke free but I'll forever have to deal with memory of me getting dicked.

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Guess anime/game/movie/novel/whatever by three words /thread

Let's begin

1. Tits, scissors, threads
2. El, Psy, Congoroo
3. Hikki, Noah, handicapped

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Another Day another Loli Thread

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Dear 4chan,

It's us, Anonymous, once again. Except this time it's the leader speaking.

We are finished with your child pornography, gore, and cruel jokes that spread like a snakes bite and ruin the internet. Where have all of the internet's problems come from? Reddit? 9gag? No, no.
Here.
Tonight at 12:00am Pacific Time 4chan will officially come to an end.

"kek u cant do sh*t"

Not only do I have my hacking skills and team aside me, but I also have 9gag, the founding website of Anonymous, aside us.

You're probably all thinking

"DARNIT GUYS WHAT DO WE DO"

There is one thing you CAN do. Surrender. I want Moot and Heaven here, with the ID and everything, saying sorry, and banning all of things disgusting things from your website.

As of now, you have 3 and a half hours.

The clock is ticking, gentlemen.

We are legion.
We do not forgive.
We do not forget.

- The Leader

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well about four months ago i told you faggots i was in line to inherit about 82 milion dollars from my pervert uncle who molested me as a kid after a good lengthy amount of legal shit and signing papers and waiting for shit it's official.i am the richest motherfucker on /b/

first to roll quads gets $35000

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trips gets nudes

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The last number of your post determines how many times you will bust a nut today.

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Pics you shouldn't share, big tits edition

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Creep
Hidden
Voyeur

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You have just won the powerball jackpot, 370M.

What are some of the first things you do /b/?

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Fluffy thread

Nigger mod is faggot and deleted thread

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Tinder thread. Dubs decide. Go.

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Vote Labour!

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WHY AREN'T YOU BISEXUAL, FAGGOTS?!


>ROLL:
EVENS = FAP TO WOMAN
ODDS = FAP TO MAN
DUBS = FAP TO BOTH
TRIPS = GO TO BED
QUADS = MAKE A WISH
QUINTS = QUIT 4CHAN 4EVER