Tinder thread. Dubs decide. Go.

>>735091141

I'm certain Helena is a guy.

>>735091240

I'm certain you've never been within 12 inches of a pussy.

>>735091141
"Have you ever masturbated to an art piece? A mirror doesn't count.

>>735091240
What? Ahahah

>>735091141
>Art dealer

How's that meme job going?

>>735091141
>30
>on tinder
level 5 attachment incoming.

Can I eat your ass

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>>735092202
rolling

Can I pick your ass

Can I lick your ass

facebook com / 28elizabethstreet /
linkedin com / in / helena - anrather - 46aab319
You're welcome.

>>735091918
I've been with a 12 inches pussy tho

Can I smell your ass

Can I ass?

Listen here constrictor... I don't have time for your convoluted mind games. We are both adults. If you want to enjoy the pleasures of the penis that a fit male like myself can offer then let's agree to meet. If not then fuck off. I won't subject myself to your stupid flirtatious nonsense. I look forward to hearing your straightforward response.

>>735092854
When she says yes and he's unfit as fuck

>>735092768
nice

>>735092854
This prety god

>>735092854
hey nice

>>735092854
rell

>>735091141
If OP doesn't deliver I will, I have stacks of hoes just waiting for some horrible pick up line

>>735091141
Does your pussy have a funky smell?

hi

You seem sweet. How are you doing today?

>>735092854
rollor

Communism will prevail.
Send Nudes.

WHERE ARE ALL THE GODDAMN DUBS. FUCK.

Bitch don't ignore me! I'm an ISIS militant!

>>735091141
"Spread your legs, I want to smell that Chad taint"

>>735092854
REROLL
this is gold

>>735092854
roll

>>735092854
roolcopter

>>735092854
reroll this shit

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across theUSAand your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>735092854
Rock an Roll

>>735092854
Anus roll

>>735092854
Roll'elini

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Been using tinder for 3 weeks and got 2 matches.
One didn't respond back
They other turned out to be awkward.

I thought this app was suppose to be good.

>>735092854
battle roll

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>>735092854
Roll this nigg

>>735092854
roll up. must deliver.

>>735092854
WHERE ARE THE FUCKING DUBS

ROLL THIS SHIT

"Are you a roastie?"

>>735092968
>>735093107
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>>735094089

I appreciate the enthusiasm, anon, but you're making it look like I'm samefagging the fuck out of my own post

>>735092854
Roll :(

>>735094002
>anal and DTFMatches

This is a fake account, there is no way the modern female is THIS degenerate, right?

>>735092854
Rollin around at the speed of browns

>>735094136
kek only 1/3 of those are me. A couple of us guys are rolling this cuz it's good

also
>>735092854
ROLL

>>735092854
LIFE IS PAIN

roll

>>735094136
Don't worry I'm samefagging your own post

>>735092854
Let me show you guys how to get dubs

>>735094089
Right here

Say "if the met is your happy place, I bet when my dick hits your pussy well be in a happy place"

>>735094366
AAAAAHHHHHHH!!! THE MADMAN DID IT

>>735094366
Finally an fellow oldfag

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>>735094366
WINRAR

badass mothafucka

>>735094443
>off by one

>>735094387
I'd like to add to this at the end "cause my dick is a work of art"

>>735094366
noise

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>>735094366
OP WE HAVE A WINNER

POST THIS:
>>735092854

>>735094366
Deliver OP

>>735094002
It is if you aren't ugly or a loser

>>735094366
So OP is going to deliver anytime from now right?

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Finally!! I was falling asleep guys

>>735094888
Trips? Really?

>>735094888
and trips for teh lolz

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>>735094928
Another one. Because trips. Roll 7 to decide

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>>735094888
>he called her constrictor

>>735095100
kek

>>735095032
"I want you to smell your taint and describe how it smelled like over messages"

>>735095199
I see trans can't speak english

>>735095199
Make up isn't supposed to be applied with a paint roller

>>735095199
Shit ich hab gehofft, dass sowas bei uns noch nicht existiert.

>>735095600
win!

>>735095199
No way she is transgender

>>735094703
Might be a loser but I'm not ugly.

>>735095032
I hope your mental work can help with this, cause you're driving me insane.

>>735095199
Dieser Moment, wenn du Sonntag Abend mit gefühlt 4 Litern Alk im Magen im Krankenhaus aufwachst und DAS das erste ist, was du siehst

>>735091141
That's a dude

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>>735094888
Quick help!

>>735095032
A connection can't get anymore real than what I hope to do with you, and I'm already excited. You ready to go?

>>735096014
Is that a yes ?

>>735096014
That was meant for you. Now let's talk fucking or death metal. Those are your choices.

>>735096014
I'm sorry, I've never met such a handsome young man

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Can I play too?

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>>735096014
That message was a written form of art. Wanted to get your take on it. But seriously, have you ever masturbated to an art piece? A mirror doesn't count.

>>735096399
WINRAR

>>735096399
kek

>>735092854
This

>>735096669
Dammit nigga keep up.

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>>735096399

sry, ma friend stole my mobile and wrote that message ^^
so, do you wanna go out with me? i don't want to have sex with you and i pay for everything :DDDD

>>735096053
Reroll

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>>735097170

You'll be sliding in those panties in no time

>>735097932
Came off too direct for a first message. These artsy types usually like some subtlety. But hey that's the luck of the roll.

>>735095199
Mein Führer, wir brauchen dich mehr denn je.

>>735097170
TOPKEK.