You have just won the powerball jackpot, 370M. What are some

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>>735083110
Settle my debt, quit my job, buy a house, ensure my parents live comfortably for the rest of their lives, see the world.

buy a godtier PC

>>735083110
invest 75% of it and the use the rest to buy my island in the caribbean.

>>735083110
Hire a lawyer with the last name of Berg, Witz, or Stein first off. Unlist my phone number, open a few offshore accounts, invest a portion of it for my future kid's college fund, pay off my family's house.
Then buy a Ferrari or something for no other reason than I fucking can.

Kms

>>735083110

Fap in 8k VR

>>735083231
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>>735083336
>>735083340
>>735083796
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>>735084084
OP here, for me it would be an anal bleaching

>>735083110
buy 4chan

>>735083110
Stop lurking /b/ and go out and take drugs, fuck sluts and make fun of gay clubs

>>735083336
Typical /b/ tard. Gets offered the world and all he wants to do is browse 4chan on a faster PC.

>>735083796
Why would you need to open offshore accounts? The money is all clean.

>>735083110
Buy a Somali slave or two. Build a house and chill. Give money away.

1. get pilot license
2. buy plane
3. fly plane
4. jump out with parachute and let it crash
5. ??
6. profit

>>735085599
>being edgy

buy real food

>>735085599
Kys

>>735083110
Donate everything to Cristopher Poole. Every last fucking penny.

Settle my debt, then buy a better car. Then I'd fix my house and pay my landlord a years rent so he won't be inconvenienced by me moving out. I moved here because he wanted to move elsewhere. I'd also give him a few hundred thousand for being cool. Then I'd start fixing any problems my friends and family have that can be fixed with money while at the same time setting myself up to live comfortably till I die.

>>735083110
Nice house.
Nice car.
New unlisted burner phone (one of those walmart straighttalk ones or something).
Knock up a girl or two. (Don't let them move in, don't marry. Pay child support, it's cheaper than the inevitable divorce for 50% of your shit.)
Vasectomy.
Travel and see/do some cool shit around the world.
Laugh at all the people from your past who suddenly show up wanting a piece of the action.

>>735085215
>Gets offered the world
I don't think I would want the world, you know?

>>735085307
Depends on where you live.
In shithole California,you'll be seeing millions being eaten away each year from income tax. I say invest a good 20million in gold and hoard it away somewhere safe

>>735083110
I would purchase Dick Cavett's house in Montauk (which just hit the market), and sit on that beautiful wrap around porch and take in the ocean view and breezes. I would study mathematics. I would be at peace for the first time in my life.

>>735083110
Get the best law firm I can get then 15% for gifts, 50% in t-bonds, 25% in index funds, and 10% to play with. Oh, and take all my boys to Colorado for a week.

buy 4chan, trace all users, pay hitmen to kill all the cockposters, faggots and autists that frequent this shithole

>>735088512
There is no lottery tax in CA, so the only tax you pay is to the Feds and that is taken out by the lottery people before you get paid. It's somewhere around 40%

>>735083110
I'd have Andy Sixx's asshole sewn shut, post it on here, then find the faggot who made him a meme and cut off everything that protrudes from his body and keep him alive to watch /b/ exist without his cancer.

>>735083110
>pay off house and cars
>keep a percentage for fuckin' around money
>invest majority of it to live off returns for the rest of my life

>actually investing the money.

90% of lotto winners lose 100% of the money within five years of winning and go into depression because everyone they thought were their friends are actually just using them. You would be better off browsing 4chan for the rest of your life than winning. Also they have crippling debt after the five years and go bankrupt and have nothing to show for it. Some family members also try to murder you because they are first in line for your estate. Best thing to do is go to a different country and change your name and never connect with anyone from your past life.

you only get like 140 mil after taxes in a lot of states

>>735083110
I'm going to buy a thousand acres somewhere rural, and preferably mountainous

less niggers where its rural and mountainous

1) [after taxes] split money 50/50 w/mom(I promised to pay her back all the money she ever spent on me&sis)
2) pay off debt
3) multiple saving accounts incase I bomb
4) $3Million custodial account so my son wins when he's 18.
5) solar powered home(3stories, 2storues underground) in the mountains, herb garden, garage/work shop
6) Two custom cars: 1st hybrid 2nd Zombie Reaction Force truck!!
7) fall off the face of the earth

Move somewhere less ghetto, maybe by a lake. Build a woodworking shop. Make furniture. Try my hand at gardening. Get better at drawing hentai.

dissapear

1. Learn to cook better
2. Run 10k and get muscly
3. Go back to school just for fun
4. Spend money on camgirls and twitch streamers
5. Learn how to run an e-business
6. Try VR
7. Pay of family debts, retire parents, fiancé future education of relatives.

>>735083110
Build a house in Siberia with everything that i need to survive + internet connection.
With a atomic bunker just to be safe + other things to survive

Buy god tier PC.

Buy a Ural.

Enough drugs for a lifetime and a sex slave

>>735089801
How will I ever survive off of that?

>>735083110
buy 4chan.

>>735083110
tell no one, change my number, Buy a C130, Fly all over the world with my brand new Mercedes AMG G65, and bang as many hotties as I can find.

>>735083110
did you or anyone you know actually won more than like $100 ...ever ?
i play every week, and every few months i win like $8,50
fuck.

I could now afford decent healthcare.

>>735083110
do you know this gold bar door stopper for like $10 ?
i would buy a bunch of real ones for every door, and noone would ever steal one, because everyone thinks they are fake...

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>>735092399
forgot pic

>>735085129
>Stop lurking /b/
You're here forever, faggot, no matter how rich you get.

>>735086036
Ban this nigger

>>735083110
Go on chaturbate and tell my favorite girl who I love (she loves me too) that I actually won the Powerball & tell her to live with me.

Idk op I'll let you know when I win tonight

p.s. checkum

>>735083110
Quit my job, travel a bunch, eventually buy a house in whatever country/region I end up liking the most, drink a lot, play vidya, shitpost...

>>735093139
reroll

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>>735093190
Man, not feeling so lucky tonight.

Maybe I'll try for dubs a third time.

>>735093249
Man, not doing so hot today.

Sure wish I could get dubs on my 4th try.

start a huge mission to find the most creative and expensive way to kms

Buy a section
Build a house
Put rest in Muni Bonds and live off of the interest.

>>735083110
literally nothing. buy a house, quit my job, live simple and free.

>>735093310
God damn, shit, maybe if I get dubs on my 5th try I will must play the powerball.

Right? ::crosses fingers::

>>735089941
8) Buy Diamonds, Gold, Silver and Platinum. Keeping hackers in the deep web out of my bank accounts!!! Your 1s & 0s can't stop analog bitch!!!!

>>735083110
Fly to Hawaii, look at real estate, buy a hilltop spread with an infinity pool and a breathtaking view, buy pretty much all new things, give everything in my current home (save my laptop and some external drives) to Goodwill.

>>735093361
Gosh I should have about a 50-50 chance of getting dubs by this time, I guess, uh

>>735093431
chances only staying the same. fuu

>>735093516
I guess after 8 tries I would give up. Yep I should definitely not play powerball tonight. Feeling v unlucky.

>>735083110
Invest in DGB

>>735083110

Use my new found money and begin a hardcore training regime. Invest in some non lethal weapons and strengthen my mind, instincts and will.... become the hero this world needs.

Move to the suburbs
Comfy less than 1 million dollar house

I just want a comfy life.
Kinda like a housewife.
Wake up. Go to gym. Get groceries. Come home. Walk dogs. Cook. Late night movie with beers n pizza.

I dont need the boat, sports car and 90210 area code.

>>735093810
90210 is a zip code you fucking sperglord.

Fiddle my pee pee til it bleeds

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>>735093892
>getting this worked up over a typo

>>735085599
This scene always bothered me because gasoline tends to flare up and paper doesn't burn very long by itself.

All that would of happened is the outside of the pile would get charred and all the money inside would be ok, and the Chechen would get most of the money

Buy my parents a nice house and brand new vehicles, buy myself lots of land and build a house, buy a nice car, invest in businesses, relax the rest of my life and wait for death.

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>>735083110
buy one of these

Fap

>>735083110

Don't give any money to anyone. For example, the first thing people do is buy mom and dad a house, car, 10 mil etc. Siblings and friends same.

Instead hire them as employees. That way you can write off the cost of the "gift" as a salary. Car? Write off. Gas and Maintenance? Write off. They want to take a vacation? Write Off.

Take a very large percentage and invest in real estate like large upscale apartment properties. So for example, you should be able to mortgage properties to more than what you have won, but don't overextend yourself. Live yourself in one of the properties. Establish yourself as CEO of your own company, pay yourself a salary and your car, expenses, write off, etc...

Big ass TV, a wardrobe purely to store all my drugs(which there would be a shit ton of) and a fully decked out gaming pc with the best equipment. Also a ps4 for the exclusives. Man, that is the dream right there, for the first week or so at least. Then the mansions with pools come into picture, but that's not what I would go for immediately

Buy shitloads of drugs and celebrate

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Pay half to govt taxes
Buy a small but quality house, with tons of dope shit, God-tier PC, Music Equipment, a nice toaster oven, ect
Put a few million in IRA and other low risk investments
Buy a load of Silver and Gold, a safe, and a few guns
A decent car
Give 12k to each family member and friend
Start a high quality HEMA tournament with loads of prizes including cash money
Chill out, fuck bitches, maybe travel

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>>735094130
That pic got me thinking about this

>>735094600
kek, thanks for this

>>735089671
this I ever win the lottery I'd probably have to go with the payout spread over 20 years just to make sure I didn't blow it all in 5 years

>>735095054
The spread isn't even that great, you wouldn't feel rich for years

>>735088512
You don't get taxed yearly on money you've already paid taxes on, you fucking retard.

>>735090714
This.

Sit on my porch for a week. Just a beer at my side. Watch the world go by and take stock.

Wouldn't do anything at first. Theres gotta be a period of just chilling trying to deal with the shock.

>>735094065
You're gay aren't ya?

>>735095559
Annuity is taxed yearly you fucking retard. Lump sum is only taxed once. And take the lump sum because that money is worth more now than it will be in 20 years due to inflation.

Probably something really stupid.

>>735083110
Buy 1 million lottery tickets.

Give it away
https://youtu.be/VSW3jIG6J-U

>>735088512
>millions being eaten away each year from income tax
>not income
>not yearly

This person is a fucking moron.

>>735091938
anyone?

>>735083110
The first thing I do is claim a lump sum payout anonymously

>>735094037
it wasn't a typo, spergo, it was a fundamental misunderstanding of the difference between zip codes and area codes.

>>735098939
My dad has won $500+ a few times

A few years ago someone in my town won the jackpot for 100 million

First thing I do is go to my parents house. Mom's making spaghetti tonight and you're never too rich to enjoy spaghetti.

>>735083110
buy 370 mill worth of powerball tickets.
>you dont quit on a hot streak

>>735098939
an old married couple in my city won 17 million. they spent, mismanaged and wasted it in less than 5 years and had to sell the house they bought with it and go back to work. people are fucking dumb.