Describe a video game as bad as you can. Others must guess it.

the forest?

>Lots of people to play as
>fashion
>competitive is shitty

>>735096982
ez, csgo

>>735096776
minecraft

>>735096843
>>735097111
wrong

a guy with brain damage kills people for free pizza

>>735096982
TF2?

Jump sideways and land on your side to kill enemies effectively

Farcry

Cars driving on a fixed lane, jumping up and down.

>>735097401
still wrong

>>735097401
Warcraft 1

>wake up from a long nap
>world has gone to shit
>spend 30h building a shack
>"Wasn't I supposed to be looking for someone?"

>>735097364
ye

>>735097494
fallout 4

>>735097494
F4

>>735097494
Fallout 4

>easy to not be the calimari
>wobbly flobbly
>its all an elaborate ruse
>now on steam

>>735097494
Fallout 4

>>735096776
>recruit a scout unit in just 250 years

>>735097382
You also cant be killed if you just keep jumping and landing in a heap on the floor

>>735096982
Overwatch

>Dad gets drunk
>He goes on a rampage destroying everything
Next morning
>"Son, clean this shit up"
>End up destroying everything on earth in the process

>>735096982
Dota

>>735096776
>Weird phone calls
>Animals
>Russians
>Press R to restart

>12 year olds blame you for everything
>world salt producer

>>735098034
Katamari?

>>735098119
You could have just said the last one and I'd know
Hotline Miami

>>735098156
Super Mario Bros 2?

>gets phonecalls
>gets mad

>congratulations, you died
>but not as much as the last 2 times

>be salary cuck
>hearing voices

>>735096776
Path of exile

>your friend is a tv
>your owner thinks she's a frog
>you clean shit with a stolen toothbrush
>robot spiders

>floating kid in dark space gives up on love

>>735098547
Stanley's parable ?

>be an avatar of the god of time
>be tasked to kill more of the avatars of the same god because reasons
>yell at people to kill them
>fuck elves

>>735097807
OK fine. He takes a lot of pain killers...

>>735096776
>western
>everyone you love is either dead or dies

>>735096776
Risen?

Got a good one for Y'all

>Be me
>good with guns
>Meet redhead qt
>Get to know she's part of a cult
>Join the cult as well
>Meet 2 other friends
>Cult god kills us off cause we did some shit we don't know
>wake up from grave
>kill everybody

>Ramirez!
>Get to the burger town, I'm hungry!!!
>Ramirez!
>Get in that vehicle and mow the lawn!!!
>Ramirez!
>Get over here, I have more things for you to do!!
>Ramirez!!!
....

>>735098291
Hard one now
>Searching for helicopters
>Mutants
>Radiation
>Sky turning red and a lot of thunder
>Find survivors
>Rescue them

>>735098764
skyrim

>>735098964
MY BOI
finally someone got it

>>735098539
Amnesia

Not Enough MANA!!!

>>735098421
Heavy Rain

H-hi! (holds up modern warfare remastered legacy pro edition(xbox 1 of course)) anyone want to join me for a good ole online gaming sesh :P? I have all the classics like Battlefield 1 , The new COD,and Halo Wars among many others! Just shoot me a message and let me know which one you want to play and I will hop one the ole Xbox-arooney lol (that's what I call it anyway) we can totally troll some noobs or MELT the opps lol. Anyway hope someone is down to pwn cuz I haven't had a gaming buddy in a while -_-

>>735099247
STALKER: Call of Pripyat?

>>735099429
Dota 2

>>735099272
Yup
>>735099429
Hearthstone

>>735098610
Chibi Robo

>>735099505
holy shit, you got it

>girl wakes up with amnesia
>space Cat
>can fly
>enemies made of black goo

>>735098421

hotline Miami

>>735099608
Gravity Rush
Too easy m8

>Bump into somebody
>Your clothes fall off

>Counterstrike on rollerskates

>wake up
>some nigger is talking to me
>nigga gets fucked up
>RUN FOREST RUN!
>deja vu
>blonde bitch wants to hop my dick
>blonde bitch is a bitch
>meet qt brunette
>psycho guy hurts my waifu
>have dementia the whole time

>>735099537
Yes

>space suit
>be butler
>no disassemble

>two friends break the rules of green man
>one gets covered in goo, changing him forever
>both go on to collect balls and stop the end of the world

>>735099771
Far Cry 3?

>>735099505
>>735098291

>LOTS of guns
>Guns, Glorious Guns

>>735099646
Yes

>>735099911
no

>>735099459
Any takers lol? I'm down to do a little RP as well if that's your thing.

>>735099931
Killing floor
Ez

>>735099910
Jak & Daxter

>>735099572
Yes

>>735099987
kill yourself

>>735098862
Max Payne

>>735097807
Max Payne

>Post-apocalypse brought on by misguided science
>But it's not actually that game
>You fight people in a prison

>the porn is better

>>735099116
MW2?

>>735100118

overwatch ezpz

>>735100158
Yes

>>735100105
Outlast

>>735100102
Yes.

>>735100175
i would have also taken mass effect but yeah, overwatch

>>735100206
no keep guessing
hints: both difficult and dead

>little boy becomes giant testicle

>>735098862
Max Payne

>>735097670
Octodad

Mom tries to kill you

>>735100533
Binding of Isaac

>>735100533
something issac

>>735100365
Inside

>>735099998
No dude, keep trying

>>735097239
Postal 2?

>be army helicopter pilot
>get asked by the resistance to do tons of shit not related to flying a helicopter
>become Kimchi Blaster Master in the process

>>735100048
You got xbox one? We can RP that too lol.

>>735100636
Fuck me, it's Borderlands
Got guns confused with money

>>735100587
Yup

>>735100708
i do but i dont RP like a faggot

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>>735100622

> Everyone has hepatitis
> Wasps are spies
> Buzz Cola

>>735099771
I didn't know there was a more faithful vidya adaption to Jacob's Ladder other than Silent Hill....

>E D G E
>D
>G
>E

>Be french valet
>travels around the world

>>735100808
dead space 2....

>>735100752
You got it

>>735100783
Gamertag? we can play w/e you want.

>>735100950
no

Democrat Vs Republicans in the southwest

>run like you gotta shit
>inappropriate reactions

>>735100752
>>735099505
>>735098291

>It's almost harvesting season
>I will drink from your skull
>Today the gods will decide your fate
>That's a nice head you have in your shoulders

>>735100839

Hatred

Some guy in a uniform does or doesn't kill some people.

Good luck, anons.

>>735101104

ME:A

>some guy in a suit telling you to wake up
>tells you that you need to work
>world distorts
>you are on a transport bus
>everywhere is surrounded by dick guards

>>735097239
Hotline miami

>>735099429
Diablo

>>735101136
hitman or MGS V

>>735101156
too easy i guess

>>735101164

HL2EZ

>>735101105
Mount & Blade: Warband

ez

>Destroy all other kinds of life
>Establish global dictatorship
>Trade spices for the next 20h
>Join the borg

>>735099771
Dead Space 2

>>735101164
half life 2
too easy

>>735097239
I will go with >>735101165
It's Hotline Miami

>>735100839
Life Is Strange

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>>735101122

>literally everything wants to kill you
>moon has hands

>planet blows up
>crash lands
>instantly mines earth and turns land into an industrial land plot

>You're a mute
>Robots
>Colourful cum makes you faster

>kill shit and fuck bitches

>>735099910
Jak & Daxter is the best game in existence

>"hey I'm friendly!"
>they weren't

>>735098987
Sonic the Hedgehog

>>735101517
Portal 2

>jojo
>but not jojo

>>735101503
subnautica

>>735096776
Is like life, but there is only dicks pixelated

>>735097382
you must use greentext newfag

>>735101629
Rust

>Game wants you dead
>It REALLY wants you dead
>Moon crashes into earth
>Apples defy gravity

>>735101318
Spore

>>735101318
Spore

>>735097494
Who could forget the broken immersion of fallout 4

>>735101564
DayZ

>woops: the game

> go to work with brother at his company
> treated like mushroom
>brother fired for moonlighting
>go to work with you brothers mew friends
>become less mushroom-esque
>make one of 3 end game choices that gets retconned into all choices in sequel

>hey is that a mirror in your pocket? because i can see nyself in your pants

>>735096982
Fashion Souls

>>735101753
>>735101758
Yes

>Kind of fantasy pet team management game?
Anyone know what I could be talking about...?

>>735099931
Borderlands 1 or 2

>>735101777
Your conception

>>735101314
>>735100752
>>735099505
>>735098291

>Nigga goes to his mom's funeral
>friends betray Nigga
>brother gets shot and goes to jail
>Nigga learns to fly
>Nigga saves brother from jail
>Nigga has revenge

>shoot people in space
>stand on walls and ceilings
>dead game

>be me
>cant talk because im a smartfag
>aliens are everywhere
>tfw i play catch with a dog

>>735101527
duke nukem?

>>735101888
i can't argue with the higher trips

Get shot, collect soda

>>735101897
Gta sa?

>>735101943
No but I could see why you might guess that

>>735101929

HL2 again

>>735101787
Deus Ex

>>735101904
dead space

>Describe a video game as bad as you can

>>735101929
Half life 2

>>735100806
Simpsons road rage

>>735102039

Nope

>>735101997
yes

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>>735101207
MGS, you got it.

>>735101122
Lol'd

>>735102032
Winrar well done 10 internets for you

>>735100990
Aww come on I won't bite! I'll probably make you lol and I am good at FPS.

>>735102087
I haven't even played past the train mission, just heard from others that Big Smoke betrays you

good luck
>be me
>wake up at a house with no memory of how i got there
>assume its my house
>house is complete shit
>Find a pyscho chick who wants to marry me within a day,
>fuck it cuz why not
>I fucking drowned an hour after being married,
>tfw

>>735099931
World of Guns: Gun Disassembly

>>735102025
yes

>>735101615
Berzerk

>get thrown into a magic landscape prison
>get a high-five to your face
>smoke pot in a swamp
>return that high-five mid game
>run into a camp of another species
>beat up their god

>god fucking damn it Mannfred!

>1:Yes
>2:Yes
>3:Yes(sarcastic)
>4:No(Yes)

>>735102390
Gothic ez

Got one:

>There's quests.
>There's guns.
>It's in space.

>>735102438
women at the bar

>>735101318
Spore, ezpz

>>735102544
Destiny

>>735102438
Cocksucking faggot ME: Andromeda fucking shitstain.

>>735102438
any rpg with convo choices or even FIFA 17

>>735101527
Witcher?

>>735102377
What? No. I didnt play the new berserk game but what semblance does berserk have with jojo?

>>735102609
Ye

>would you like to sign my petition
>now the flowers will grow
>i am the law
>i regret nothing

>BETTER RUN THROUGH THE JUNGLE

>>735102752
Animal crossing?

>>735102768
Crash Bandicoot

>>735102544
Prey

>>735098579
kek thats what i thought.

>>735102816
No

>>735102828
No

>>735102752
Postal 2

>>735102768
far cry: primal

>>735102935
Yus

>>735102768
Rayman jungle run

>>735102967
Also wrong. I thought this one would be easy

> I should go!
> We bang, OK?

>>735103016
Yeah no

>>735098291
>>735099505
>>735100752
>>735101314
>>735101997

>Get jailed for treason and murder, crimes you didn't commit
>Get tattoos
>Mask
>Save little girl
>Get revenge

>destory your controller to beat world records

>>735102571
>>735102835
Nope.

I'll give one more hint.

>EXPLOSIONS!

Easy one
>going to jail because im black and killed someone (how orignal)
>i escape and find an underaged child
>we leave to go to a farm and i get the owners son fucking killed.
>redneck takes us my parents pharmacy store

if no one gets this then kys

>>735103052
Dishonored

>>735103052
Dishonoured

>>735103111
Walking Dead: Telltale Series?

>>735097786
civilization

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Roll

>>735103111
TESV

>ur a bug
>u run around and kill other bugs by kicking them in the shins
>fuck mad ladybugs

If you know the game you should get this one instantly

>Be a red cube wall-jumping all over the place
>tfw you thought I'm that fucking rip-off Super Meat Boy
>Edmund McMillan is a stealing cunt

>>735103221
yeh, gud work

Try to be the hero. End up as the villain. All the while taking the very thing that makes a being a being.

>get shot
>get fixed
>fucking romans want land
>fucking government is no fun allowed zone
>gamble, lose, shoot up club
>go through hell collecting eggs to fuck some redhead
>floating brains that yell at you constantly
>a mummy that shoots people
>some old guy wants you to run through fart clouds for his money
>a nigger hates you

>>735102544
Borderlands or Borderlands 2

>>735103103
Red Faction Guerrilla?

>>735103245
no and can you explain why?

>Get captured
>Escape
>Gotta stop some pirate and his gang of douches from taking over the world

>sail back and forth between cities for hours
>never fight any other faction because you just wanna chill

>ELON MUSK SIMULATOR

>>735100683
homefront

You are god.

>>735103332
Kerbal space program ezpz

>>735103296
Yep. Though, I was going with 2 over 1.

>>735103111
Walking Dead

>>735102768
Alright I'll give you guys a hint. The first post are the lyrics to a song in the game

>>735103409
yes

>>735103297
Heh, not what I was thinking, but that totally works too

> Bunch of nasty kids
> Think they are Hary Potter or some shit
> Nazi zombie cows
> Aliens

>Quake
>but in spaceships
>FUCKING BULLSHIT BLACK HOLE MISSILES

>>735101136
Papers Please

>>735103504

System Shock?

>Minecraft but even more pointless and boring

>>735103548
terraria?
roblax?

>>735103548

Cube world?

Hard one...

>PS2 game
>You're stuck in an infinite blackness room
>You're on a hovering platform and blocks are coming at you
>You avoid them, but the floor behind you drops out
>Gotta get to the other end of the platform to live

Old man kills frog people for less than minimum wage

>>735103591
No. More pointless and boring than even those

>>735103613
Nope

>>735103548
Life isn't a video game, anon.

>>735098156
league

>>735100308
Wasteland

>mercenary kids
>emo protagonist
>o shit our school can fly

>>735103640
gg

>>735103444
well i looked it up but because trips i wont reveal it.

>>735103543
Nope

>>735101733
I wanna be the guy

>>735103469
South park?

>>735103615

Intellgent qube?

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>>735103670
T-that is also incorrect

I'll make it easy

>its in space

>>735103736
Yes

>>735103279
Fallout new Vegas

>>735103032
Battlefield: Vietnam

The old as fuck one from like 2005

>suddenly... star
>wait no. not star.
>evil things

>wake up and see a man with a suit tell me shit
>also pigman

>>735103800
Space engineers

>>735103800
Starmade

>>735103750
Yes

>>735103800
One man's lie

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Voodoo - sword hands.

Good luck with this one... It's an oldie, and no one I know has played it.

>>735103835
ye

>>735103855

Raystar?

>>735103504
Descent

>>735103767
Yup, it was ps1 now that im thinking about it, but you got it. I don't think that was a very popular game, but i liked it

>>735103886
Ding

>>735103257
Bug's Life?

>>735103891

Shadowman?

>>735103847
Close but the game is a recent one

>>735103962
Nah

>>735103767
>>735103767

Thought I was the only one. Great game. Memories man....

>>735103911
nope

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Buying this game helped pay for a lying hipster's mortgage

>>735103688
Nobody gonna try this one?

>>735099429
Wow.

>>735104099
no man's sky

>>735103998
BLOPS?

>>735104072

*crash, crash,, crash* AGGGAIN! *DOOOOOOOUMMMEEEEE*

super hard one, if anyone gets it ill quit 4chan
>dumb ass brother sends me to alternet universe
>fucking wolf people try to kill me
>mfw my dad is the reason behind it all
>also i kicked my dads ass

>>735104148
Even more recent

>beer, piss, flies
>drove to store
>3 hours later
>bought more beer
>everyone u know is male, ugly af and old

>finland simulator

>>735104216
Rising Storm 2

Last guess.

>>735096982
Dark souls

>>735100683
Homefront

>>735104358
Finally yes

>>735096776
>fat cousin calls to go bowling every day
>always say no

>>735104147
correct

>>735104251
My summer car?

>fly\under/through over pillars

Run, jump on head, get high

>>735104509

Mario?

>katana hitboxes the size of a truck

>>735104430
GTA:IV

>man gets phone call to kill Russian

>return from army
>they killed Mikey
>kick thugs to death
>horrible driving sections
>awkward silence
>have sex with clothes on

>>735104169
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZM9kTGFeko

>>735104561
Correct. Great game. Fags will bash it because it's too dark and gritty.

>wearing a fancy dancy suit
>suddenly, attacked
>suit does some boopy stuff
>no longer under attack...
>kill people

yep

here's one.
>buy a lightsaber
>kill people to fuck a bitch.

>Keep dying
>improve weapons
>dungeon keeps changing
>collect souls
>not dark souls

>>735104636
Mafia 3?

Heard it was shit.

>enslave small creatures
>small creature become big
>become best slave master of creatures

>>735104769
Dead Cells.

>>735104769
gungeon?

>>735101733
checked IWBTG

>>735103279
Fallout: NV

>Set in current year
>Hardest difficulty you say?
>Better wear no armor and use medieval weaponry
>End up inside of a pickle

>>735098613
Cosmochoria or whatever. Cosmo-something

>hack stuff

>>735104769
onimusha?

>Doc i had accidents
>no prob get in this machine
>WTF EVERYONE IS ROBOTS
>Everyone is dead jim
>kill the cancer pls
>ok

>>735104587

hotline miamie

>>735104536
Yup

>Be a bully
>Bully other students

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>>735105197
Bully?

>>735105197
Bully

>>735104810
Nope, even worse

>>735103444
Battlefield: Vietnam
Song was in the soundtrack if I remember correctly.

>its future
>blindfold
>robots destroying things
>ride the fucking mooses

>>735105222

90% of jrpgs

>>735105407
Already been answered but it was Rising Storm 2

>>735103688
Sounds like a jrpg and I don't play those.

>>735105266
>>735105295

Yes. Excellent work.

>if you know the answer to a question you gain knowledge points even though you already knew the answer
>if you get it wrong then the teacher explains the correct answer but you gain no knowledge and the class thinks you're a complete retard

>Gay Japanese boyband goes on a road trip

>>735103998
Rising Storm 2: Vietnam maybe?

>>735105690
Real life

>>735105424
Nier: Automata too easy

I would have described it thusly
>the greatest ass in video games ever modeled

>>735105722
Final Fantasy XV?

>>735105690
and Persona game.

>>735105826
Yes

>>735105787
That would have made it faaarrrr too easy

I have 3 games here:

>Get woken up by some voice
>Tells me to go save the world
>Become Bear Grylls
>Do everything EXCEPT for saving the world
>Also theres ghosts, pinocchio people and robot spider that shoot lasers

>No context at beginning
>Meet cat
>Teaches me about puzzles and stuff
>Smack ghosts and slenderman in the head with a bat
>Aquire onion ring
>Next world
>Smack ghosts and bird in the head with a bat
>Aquire onion ring
>Next world
>Smack ghosts and fat bastard in the head with a bat
>Aquire onion ring
>Last world
>Smack a woman and her baby in the head with a bat
>Smack the cat in the head too

>Be lil kid
>Smack hippies, elderly people, animals and aliens in the head with a bat
>Oh you can also use magic and shit
>Fight super fetus eventually