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>>735302360
throat fuck until she swallows my rare candy, then hope she evolves into a 11/10

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>>735306659
lul

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gf

>>735306580
fucking nice tight body keep going

>>735306628
World of goo

>>735306628
69 get!
http://steamcommunity.com/id/DonnoMania/

>>735306628
got anything for battlenet ?

>be me, in 1995
>happy, graduated, a good job and a lovely 9/10 gf
>fast forward 29 months later
>gf breaks up, suddenly, no reason, not any slightest hint
>tried to contact her, she's annoyed, only says she doesn't want to see me anymore
>a month later tried again, she shouts I must disappear from her life

>feel depressed because definitely sure no wrongdoing on my side
>noone of shared friends willing to tell me anything

>fast forward to 2001
>one of old shared friends told me she casually asked about me
>but she also added she was absolutely sure she didn't want to see me anymore

>from time to time, still googling her name/surname (sadly both very common in our country)
>sometime in 2009-2010 found her linkedin
>she lives 900 km away from here

>fast forward to late 2014
>finally found her fb, not totally barred
>browsed until late, found she's single, lives alone, has a cat
>she occasionally joked "it should be time to get engaged"
>checked her fb page everyday for a few days, craving for more info
>suddenly she applied the most paranoid privacy settings
>days later she updated linkedin, switched job (this could explain fb privacy)
>me feels depressed, didn't save any pic, too busy looking at her and dreaming

>anyway, decided to "casually" meet her
>went there (900km) and boarded the trains I predicted she would ride
>6:10pm aboard, check from first to last car, then get off, wait 30 mins, board next train, repeat
>she wasn't on 6:10 6:40 7:10 7:40 8:10... dude, I only missed the least probable one at 5:40, either that day she left earlier, or she took a day off

>fast forward to saturday
>go countryside biking
>31 km later, enter the small alley where her parents house was
>3pm, stopped in front of her house, looked at her room window on 1st floor, where we first kissed 22 years ago
>realized I was staring, someone could see me
>turn bike and go back, pedaling 31 km while thinking about her

TL;DR: she dumped me in 1997,never had any clue why,still love her

>>735303982

wow didn't expect a reply. thanks anon. I'll post mine in few mins.

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>>735303879
I once rubbed cayenne pepper over my entire body

>>735295826
>I pay for the extremely expensive tickets and go
>the train trip is terrible, spend most of the time listening to music
>when I arrive at the station I expected some ogre or the party van to get me
>to my surprise Im greeted by a 9/10 blond with a D cup and a perfect ass
>I couldnt stop staring at her tits the whole trip
>we go back to her place and sneak in cause her parents are strict as fuck
>her friends come over and are super chill
>we watch movies and wall asleep at some point
>next morning her parents leave
cont.

>>735296176
>we eat something with her friends that slept over
>they leave and we go for a short walk
>during the walk we start groping each other
>by the time we get home were both horny as rabbits
>I put her on the couch and shove my hand under her panties
>start doing stuff I read on the internet
>rub that shit
>she cums 2 min into it
>"wow its that fast?"
>we go to her room
cont.

>>735295826
pic related or not ??

their religion is fucked up

>>735300478
She shows them what ugly, disturbed, retarded, sick people they are. Only by her existence.

you bomb them, they bomb you. simple.

>>735296017
U Finnish or something?

>>735296264
Not to my knowledge, then again my parents won't tell me where we originate. why?

time stamp or gtfo.

>>735298996
>no face = a guy

>>735290627
Kiddie diddler confirmed

dont dittle kids op be a real man and move your gf out with you instead of being a leach

>>735290718
This

General Classic Portion.

After that either Ettan or Nick and Johnny Strong Portion.

>>735293851
Never heard of Nick and Johnny, is it good snus?

>>735293950

It's okay. They don't really do "classic" flavors like General. Their Americana which is cherry, almond and violet is quite nice but obnoxiously sweet. Ill just say they are something different.

>>735298699
the real question is this.... could you seduce, and make sweet sweet love to a gorilla?

issou

>>735298699

A lot of it is body language, I was involved in interspecies combat for many years. Gorillas are formidable opponents unless you can phase then with the right body language. All the skill in the world won't save your skin if the gorilla thinks you're scare. Scream and charge at the fucker and land a flurry of punches with the fury of a thousand suns.

Chimps are another matter, in many ways I'd sooner fight a gorilla than a chimp. My last fight was with a chimp, the whole thing was weighing heavy on my conscience and it was that fight that finished it. He was blind in one eye and he wanted me dead he did some real damage, I didn't come out on top. I made enough money to quit for good, but I felt bad for the chimp, I knew he didn't want to fight. He sensed my weakness and I was finished.

Any Asian sorority girls?

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>>735294052

only took 16 minutes

He's so fucking going to jail bitches

hey can do post pic of my x, like that?