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How was your first time /b/? Story time I guess >be me 21

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How was your first time /b/?

Story time I guess
>be me 21
>meet girl online
>shes french and 14
>we talk over the summer, fall and winter
>we get alone amazingly
>decide we have to meet each other
>I decide to take the train to her
>its a 10 hour train ride from my point of origin
cont.
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>>735295826
>I pay for the extremely expensive tickets and go
>the train trip is terrible, spend most of the time listening to music
>when I arrive at the station I expected some ogre or the party van to get me
>to my surprise Im greeted by a 9/10 blond with a D cup and a perfect ass
>I couldnt stop staring at her tits the whole trip
>we go back to her place and sneak in cause her parents are strict as fuck
>her friends come over and are super chill
>we watch movies and wall asleep at some point
>next morning her parents leave
cont.
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>>735296176
>we eat something with her friends that slept over
>they leave and we go for a short walk
>during the walk we start groping each other
>by the time we get home were both horny as rabbits
>I put her on the couch and shove my hand under her panties
>start doing stuff I read on the internet
>rub that shit
>she cums 2 min into it
>"wow its that fast?"
>we go to her room
cont.
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>>735295826
pic related or not ??
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>>735296367

skip to the part where you go to french jail
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Alright I'll tell you the story you faggot

>be me 16
>gf 15
>constant Bonner from no pussy
>gf finally ready to take the trouser snake
>family BBQ at her house
>everyone outside BBQing
>we go downsatirs
>futon in the hallway
>she takes of her pants leaves shirt on climbs on top of me
>throw blanket over us while she rides me like a champ
>suddenly sliding door to outside opens
>fuuuuug it's her dad
>dad drops beer on the floor immediately picks it up stuttering ss s sss sorry
>gf screams out we are just laying here!
>her basically sprints out the sliding door
>can't believe she says we can continue but make it fast
>cum with the force of a thousand suns
>my dick is Thor's hammer

MFW this was 9 years ago and we are now engaged and will be getting married in October

MFW soon to be father in law watched me deflower his daughter
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>>735296367
>long story short
>we fuck like rabbits for the next 4 days
>we got up to eat and fucked all day long
>I didnt care about protection cause virgin
>her brother finds us on day 4
>dude is sick with fever
>we convince em he is hallucinating
>I leave on the 5th day
>had to go back to work and all
>she told her mom about it a few weeks later
>they took away her internet and havent heard from her since
>mfw might be a father by now
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>>735296978
5days fuckin a virgin with no protection, thats like 90% fatherhood incomming.
stupid idiot.
you from germany ot poland ?
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>>735297164
Deutschland ;)
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>>735296709
That was a better story
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>>735297278
yeah you germans are famous for your retardation levels.
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>>735297278
Can't even win a war and there you go knocking up 14 year olds. Typical of a german.
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>>735295826
>be 20
>co worker 23
>she's 9/10
>we end up fucking at her house
>she's married
>slowly feel more and more guilty and can't even get hard for her anymore
>it ends
> to this day idk why she slept with me
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>>735295826
I was 16 she was 15 and 3 months pregnant from older dude. Got to cum inside with no worries on first fuck. Was amazing!
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>>735297278
Where did u even meet her "online"...
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>>735296978
>>she told her mom about it a few weeks later
>>they took away her internet and havent heard from her since
>Telling your parents you fucked some guy you met on the internet when you're 14
atleast the dumbass was good looking
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>>735298329
Erasmus of a friend on facebook
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>>735298112
redneck???
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14 on the bathroom floor.
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>>735297895
we need to outbreed the french, take their women and put german babies in them, good job OP!
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>>735298861
Im not even a nigger or mudslime though
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Long story short:

> Me 20, she 17
> Parents on a trip
> Movies, couldn wait anymore, grab her and fuck her, the 10 secs more glorious of her life
> She made me a sandwich
> Win.
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>>735295826
In 1999 my sister took my virginity. I was 15, she was 17 at that time. I was a loner and nerdy, she felt sorry for me I guess...
One lonely weekend, parents were nowhere to be found as usual, we got drunk together. Just shooting the shit, her failed relationships, me failing to even get one... by the time we finished the 2nd bottle of wine we pretty much stopped talking and just cuddled on the couch. I can't remember what I asked her at that moment, but instead of an answer she sat up, looked at me, and told me to take off my pants.

"I... what?" was all I could muster.
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>>735299472
"Fuck this, it's no big deal...", she said as she slipped off her shirt. She wasn't wearing a bra, so I just sat there and stared at her tits. Unhappy with speed of things she "helped me" out of my jeans and boxers by yanking them off me, knelt beside me and sucked my cock into her mouth. I thought she'd stop once I was hard, but she kept going, eyes closed, seemingly enjoying it. When I told her I was getting close she stopped, got on top of me, aimed the tip of my cock at her pussy and sat down on it. I watched as my cock disappeared in her pussy, then looked up at her. She was looking at me, our eyes met, we hesitated.
Then for the first time in my life I took initiative and went in for a kiss. She returned it, then started riding me. I didn't last very long and came inside her without warning. She was on the pill, so no big deal. We held each other until I was soft again and slipped out. Then we talked. Or rather I asked questions, she answered, demonstrated hands on if necessary. We fucked again afterwards, this time I was in control. We switched positions a couple of times, I don't think she came. I did though, pulled out and covered half her back. She was in the middle of cleaning herself up when we heard keys in the front door.
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>>735299499
She slipped out, and we spent the night in our seperate rooms. I couldn't really sleep though, doubt she could.
Next morning: nothing. No awkwardness, no omfg, nothing. We had (good) sex, we both enjoyed it, so we kept doing it for another two years. It stopped when she moved away. She had a couple of failed relationships, then finally seemed to settle down and had a kid.
A few weeks ago she told me she had a breakthrough with her therapist and realized that she won't ever be happy until she is with somebody like me. She broke up with her guy, got her own apartment and asked me to help move her stuff. I replied with "sure, and then you suck me off? ;p", in the typical 'haha totally didnt mean that but if you liked it I totally would' way.
She replied with "ok, do me after? :)"
It escalated rapidly from there. We discovered our kinks and fetishes are an exact match (she's my fucktoy and gets off on pleasing me), we're both consenting adults and single, so why the fuck not?
We're in a long distance relationship right now, every few weeks we see each other, do drugs and fuck our brains out.
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>>735295826
>meet girl online
>14
surprising it wasnt a cop bust, youre a lucky lad. never meet up with a girl you met online especially if shes underage
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>>735295826
No such a thing for me.
I wish I could write about my first kiss at least.
Oh well, give me another 30 years, then maybe...
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>be me, 19
>dating 18 y/o girl with a 2 y/o son
>fuck for about 10 minutes
(Surprised it was that long)
>go smoke a cigarette because gotta die some how
>go to sleep
>wake up to child sleeping in between us

We moved in together since then. I treat the kid as if he's my son. Gonna ask her mom for permission to propose to her next time I see her.
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>>735297164
More like incumming, amirite?
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>>735295826
why?
Watches at $ 0
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dont remember. was drunk
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>>735296709
this shit is what makes good stories
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>>735299540
Damn. Lucky bastard.
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>>735296367
>start doing things I read on the internet
Kek
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>>735297278
A 10-hour trip is certainly progress. Back in 1940, it took 6 weeks.
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>>735295826
>be me
>18 virgin fag
>almost get bitch pregnant first time cuz no condoms
>Bitch takes plan B
>ightinclear.jpeg
>only fuck with condoms now
>continued to fuck 3x a day for 4 and a half months.
Pic related. It's the hoe I lost it too
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>>735301805
Pic relative
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>>735302824
She looks anorexic
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>25 gave a girl a ride home from work
>she told me she would cook me dinner
>i told her i'm going to take my after noon work nap
>woke up to her sucking me off
>she hoped on top of me she held me down
>she got off of me cooked me dinner
>i got into a car accident some time later
>i got out of the hospitals and rehab
>i saw the girl at a retirement party
>she told me that she had another kid i almost asked her if i was the father
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>>735302969
She isn't though, just an overly active metabolism
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>>735303182
>just an overly active metabolism
That's what they all say...
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>>735295826
I honestly don't like thinking about it much.
>be 17
>working at a fast food joint.
>horny af.
>manager is 27, BBW, big titties, acne face
>like a 3/10 tops.
>one night be fapping furiously at home.
>Come up with a retarded idea.
>start asking girls I know for pics of their tits. I can't even remember what my reasoning was.
>Lots of "seen", a few "fuck off" and a few "haha very funny"
>think a actually got like 3 pics.
>fap more.
>it's not enough.
>make dumb decision to ask manager for pic.
>She replies back very flirty.
>we chat for a bit via text.
>Asks me to come help her close up at 11
>Dick is diamonds.
>help her close, she flat out pushes me against the bathroom wall and is rubbing my dick through my pants.
>bout to explode.
>she locks us in, then pushes me to the floor and starts taking my jeans off.
>Were laying on the bathroom floor of arby's, her furiously sucking my dick.
>She slips her own pants off and just fuckin slams down on my dick without even asking.
>I don't find her attractive and she smells like grease but my dick don't care.
>My back hurts but I can't move because she's slamming herself up and down on my cock really hard and fast.
>Try to move, she grabs my face and pushes me down.
>"I'm not done yet"
>Tell her "stop im going to cum"
>she says "go ahead" without stopping
>Try to push her off but I can't
>cum inside her like 10 seconds later.
>Dick hurts now.
>She KEEPS SLAMMING DOWN for like another 2 mins.
>She starts twitching and closes here eyes.
>Gets up, zips up pants and finishes her closing tasks while I clean myself up.

Did I get raped /b/? We ended up fucking a few more times but every time I look back I get bad feels about it.
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>>735299751
>my wife's son
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>be 20 in college
>desperate virgin
>here about Tina...she's a complete whore and will likely fuck anyone
>fuck yeah, just my type
>invite her to hang out, drink some beer
>she hangs out in my room, we get shitfaced drunk
>I clumsily put the moves on her
>she can sense my impending wizardry and just took over
>before long we're naked, holy fuck her bush is huge
>even a disgusting huge bush can't kill my powerboner
>put on condom because she's a whore...contemplate double bagging it
>nah, it might hurt her feelings
>fuck like an uncoordinated rabbit for way longer than I expected my first time, thank you beer.
>99% sure she wasn't even close to an orgasm but I couldn't care less, I had sex
>never saw her or spoke to her again
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No one wants to hear my story part 1:

>weird kid
>behavior issues
>problem with authority
>no father
>I'm white, dickhead
>move schools when mom remarries
>no friends through grade school
>junior high time
>suddenly marching band
>good at what I do
>make da frands
>ski club time
>dominate slopes
>is that the hottie from marcho bando?
>rich, popular girl all the guys want
>goes to other jr. high
>I'm better than them at the things and hold conversation
>all the hanging out flirting
>first kiss on magical ski hill during last trip
>high school time
>same school now
>get the gf
>waiting for murrige
>date for over a year
>hot as fucking balls and smart as a Lamarr-Hawking offspring
>get her rocks off all the times
>never get so much as touched through the pants
>get dumped for a younger dipshit of a clown
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>>735303698
Anon, same thing happened here, I was 17 in McDonald's. Manager was like 40. I went to pull it out, she asked "wtf are you doing? I'm fixed" and guided me back in as I filled her to the brim. Happened few times a week for 6 months. She got me high, got me drunk
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>>735295826

sounds like the usual Italian pedofag
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>>735295826

M O D S
O
D
S
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>>735296709
>trouser snake

trouser *worm,
damn iPhone autocrrect
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>>735295826
>be 15
>get into a institution
>get good with retarded girls
>fuck retarded girls
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>20 year old virgin
>my nigga's birthday
>we get mad wasted wicked faded at my place
>I make the decision to depart for the city
>my friend is reluctant
>proceed to convince him
>it's fucking thursday
>if we find bitches outside on a thursday
>automatic down to fuck

cont.
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Be me 17
Broke up with gf after no luck of getting her to go all the way.
Rebound with a tight body picks up to hang out.
We drive up into the mountains and park on dirt road.
She takes out my cock and starts stroking.
I start fingering her. She gets bored and tells me to fuck her.
I instantly stick it in her.
So nervous I can't even cum for 30min.
I cum right above her shaved tiny pussy.
We slept in the car. Fuck her on and off for about a year. Today this day 7 years later the only girl I've ever came Inside of.
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>15 year old loser
>older sister is having a house party while parents are gone
>chilling in room
>random drunk girl comes in and just crashes on my bed
>wtf
>tell her to get out, but she just mumbles
>long story short I end up locking the door peeling her skirt/thong back fucking her while depositing a load in her crack
>wiped her up and she never knew
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Call me for phone sex 1-4407994107
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>>735302770
She looks fun anon. Any ass pics?
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>>735303426
No look she's fine
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>>735303698
Yeah that's rape
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>>735304139
She wasn't fixed. I freaked out for a like a week and when I confronted her about it she shrugged and said she has a supply of morning after pills and that, and I quote, "feeling the cum shooting inside me is the only way I can cum".

On the plus side she was into anal and liked it rough. She let me bite down on her tits and fuck her anal with no lube. Eventually sex stopped because she said she was getting feelings for me and her kids wanted to know why a guy was coming over sometimes :/
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>>735304558
Haha a 440799 number, do I know you anon? Elyriafag here
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>>735304380

>we're out in the field, radars turned on
>I enter a bar, friend isn't let in
>guess he looked too beta
>next scene we're losing hope
>a group of like 5-6 girls walk by
>after 10 steps I turn around and shout
>IT'S MY FRIEND'S BIRTHDAY, GIRLS, WANNA PARTY?
>to our excitement, they agree
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>>735304491
not how i lost my virginity but i had two girls as roommates, one of whom was a party girl. one night she came home drunk and high as fuck, walked into my room and crashed on my bed next to me. i sleep naked, so she began to stroke my cock.

we ended up fucking all night, although we never did talk about it after that.
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Be me. Be 7 years old.
Girl I grew up knowing since I was 1 playing her stupid fucking game with dolls.
Trying to get me interested in stupid doll game.
As she got older she got more annoying, we used to climb trees and throw rocks at bottles but now it's this shit again.

Don't really want to play doll game.

Fast forward 15 minutes she has her pants off and I am looking at her in disbelief.

I ask her "Where is your penis"
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>>735304608
Sorry anon it was 6 and a half years ago. I went on her fb for that pic.
Here is currently gf cuz why not lol.
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>>735303973
No one wants to hear this part 2:

>get new gf
>another band geek
>by this time I'm 17, she's 14 turning 15
>she was my second choice to genius-hot-bitch
>all the time together
>so. much. band. nerding.
>she already looks great for her age
>her mother notices the attention we give each other
>forbiddenlove.mov
>keep getting caught
>eventually leads to a verbal restraining order
>fuckthepolice.drdre
>all the sneaking
>she's even richer than first
>over at their giant house every time parents are gone
>saving herself v2.1
>goddamn I know how to pick em
>first handjob takes the entirety of Terry Nichols prison sentence
>take what I can get
>once she turns 17 or 18 ask mom if can I smash I mean date her daughter
>been dating all along
>first blowjob is a sad bologna sandwich
>bj and hj get better
>only get to use external vibrators on her
>I'll take what I can get
>all the talk of mawwiage
>spend all of college on gf
>senior year get dumped for an older chad
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>>735304838
>fast forward a little bit
>we're at a bar, shots fired
>I convince a fuckton of people at the bar to raise my nigga with his chair 19 times
>birthday traditions here idk if you guys do that
>I'm talking fast with the chicks we snatched before
>talking fast talking loud non stop talking
>i'm feeling confident
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>>735304365
Pussy is pussy anon. Wished I'd figured that out at 15.
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>>735299091

this is the story of /b/

/thread
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>be 29 living at home
>ordering Ukrainan wife
>fap like madman while waiting
>finally plane arrive
>me go meet wife
>get robbed by neighbors on my way
>never get to airport, never meet wife
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>>735305236
>suddenly we're at a club
>it's a club that plays hardcore/psytrance at the heartattack speeds of 180 BPM
>it's fucking bonkers
>since it's thursday, not many people there
>my beta friend is suddenly making out with crackwhores
>i'm teleporting around the dancefloor with my kickass techno moves without giving a fuck
>i'm hot and sweaty
>sit down with one of the chicks we met in the city from before
> i do the bla bla bla to make her heart go cha cha cha
> decide I am tired of talking
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>>735304491
This is how it's done kids.
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im virgin
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>>735299540
stale pasta
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>>735295826
> 2017
> Having a first time

I'm 34 and a virgin. Women just stop you from pursuing your dreams and ambitions.
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>>735304735
Hahahaha gotta love greasy McDonald's sex.
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>>735305141
Hey man, I appreciate your outgoing attitude. Saved the ass pic.
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>>735305141
Nice any more nudes?
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>be me, 49
>virgin, so no first time
>remember when I was a teen
>no girl would ever get at least a bit high
>no girl would ever get at least a bit drunk
>no girl would waste virginity before getting out of HS because noone was willing to be labeled a whore for life
>no girl would listen a flirty dude, even if he was a certified rich Chad
>not even a single swearword heard from them
>and it was a great event to spot at least a string of a girl's bra in the hottest days of the summer
>while a number of them wasted themselves after getting 20, the school Chads weren't getting more sex action than a semi-autistic dude like me

Most sexy thing: having an excuse to give a call to a girl. Fucking landlines, it always was some parent answering, and I had to do my best pokerface und pokervoice to get her on the phone.
>and if I was lucky, we could have our 10-15 minutes of chitchat outside school time

Epic times.

>most fond memory: the school Chad one morning showed us an used condom alleging he had had sex the evening before. No fuckin' one believed him, and the burst of laughters destroyed the most part of his stupid ego.
>turns out he already started doing coke.

Supplementary fond memory: there was only an effeminate guy in our class, who got nicknamed "the fag". After years of gayshaming, he eventually graduated, got a job, a wife, had a few sons, and I bet he's here on 4chan writing posts like "bi is gay in denial".

Epic times.
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>>735305588
>initiated the tongue
>never french kissed a girl before
>love it
>she takes her hand and presses it against the back of my head
>suddenly my beta friend drops from above with a girl who is friends with the girl I am targeting to unleash the dick on
>literally WWE maneuver
>fuck, I want more
>we're outside for a smoke and one of the girls drops the bomb
>"let's go to my place"
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>>735305816
Np anon. Shit she doesn't know won't hurt my dick. I just won't post her face. I don't have any good body pics unfortunately.!
Any other anons wanna contribute with pics of the first time girls?
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>>735295826
>be me, 29 yo kissless virgin
>the end.
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>13
>parents usually pay me $20 every week for chores and mowing the lawn
>younger sister was begging parents for a razr scooter
>they say no cause it's too expensive
>eventually ask me since she knows I get more allowance money than her
>say no
>starts bawling but idc
>eventually joke she'll have to give me a bj
>she straight up agrees for the full $20
>don't even think she knew the significance
>whip it out as soon as we get home from school the next day
>tell her she just has to suck it
>fucking amazing
>cum in her mouth and tell her she has to swallow too
>she does
>hand over money and rinse/repeat every weekend
>stops once she has enough money
>get a few more occasionally when she wants money, and some freebies when I try my hardest to be nice to her
I just remember being pushy since I was a horny teen, and she started refusing, then they just stopped. It never got weird or anything either as we got older.
Haven't got laid or had anything sexual with a girl since, so I'm technically still a virgin I guess.
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>>735303698
>Did I get raped /b/

Doesn't matter, had sex.
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>>735305843
Not without her face. I can post another girl I've posted before. Used to fuck her with her bf
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>>735306032
It's a beautiful ass anon. Id enjoy spanking that every which way to Sunday.
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>>735305843
Have a few of interested. She told me to save them so I could send them to her bf
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>>735295826
>be me 14
>be sitting at park bench by pool with friends and fam
>get hard on from aunt's thong straps hanging out her back of her pants (whale-tail)
>aunt been drinking everyone else focus is away sort of from me
>diamonddallasdick.jpg
>my aunt looks at me and my 2.5" microtent and teases me about it
>reaches her hand up my shorts under the table and strokes it
>oh no something is going to happen
>she fake laughs all loud tries to shut me up
>came in her hand and she wipes it on grass
>first time I ever came in my life was from my aunt
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>>735303698
Every arbys i ever went to has very unattractive employees. They all look down to fuck though. Can see it in their eyes. Bomb beef n cheddars tho
.
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>>735306193
Thanks anon. I'm well aware. She gets mad when I spread it apart during sex. Do it anyway for the keks
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>>735305938
>we're at a flat
>girl is on the sofa
>I am on top
>we are making out, grinding
>she asks me if I have protection
>I am always ready for action
>decide to go to the bathroom to put it on
>my dick is offline
>wtf
>it was just hard
>maybe I was too excited
>maybe it was the alcohol + ganja
>come back to keep her warm by making out
>she tries to get me hard by tugging awkwardly
>i suggest she help with her mouth
>she pretended to not hear what I said
>i laugh thinking about it every time
>start eating her out out of frustration
>her fucking vagina smells and tastes like piss I almost vomit my insides out
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>>735305176
No one cares at all Part 3

>now last year of college
>coulda smashed all the sluts
>have some broad throw themselves at me
>after 7 years of commitment and steady gfs who want to wait, easy pussy doesn't entice
>got some good blowies, but when I wont fuck them, they move on
>wild flirty math nerd appears
>same classes like the shitty movies
>she's interested
>I'm interested, but but still recovering
>graduate
>turning 23 soon
>dick still dry
>start the dating of math flirt
>wants the D
>after years of patiently waiting for my gfs to give it up, now my gf is waiting for me
>why am I doing this again?
>finally decide it's time
>at her also wealthy, but modest family home
>I have expensive taste in gf, I guess
>nervous because not her first time
>holding farts like an olympic medal is on the line
>go to bathroom to let them out
>echochamber.fml
>she pretends it didn't shake the house
>go to basement
>pants off awkward time
>make the out
>first time condom
>first time I've seen the v
>naked and willing
>she's positioned
>I'm softer
>wait...what?
>"just go for it, anon"
>missionary for the sole purpose of
up close embarrassment
>jam it in, but won't stay because limp noodle
>the condom is coming off without anything to cover
>frustration is a go
>remove my head with a shotgun, I want to die
>give up
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>>735299653
not in muslim land
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>>735306363
Interested continue.
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>>735306363
moar of this?
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>I was 18
>Bf was 17
>been together for about 7 months
>mom let's me go to his house for the first time
>plan on giving him my virginity
>meet his crippled dad
>He takes me to his room
>both naked within 10 seconds
>laying under him a bit nervous
>he goes un raw
>it stings, and I tell him to wait
>he stays in for a minute before moving slowly
>still hurts but not that bad
>he finishes on my belly
>he fingers me until I cume
>body hurts, but my heart is happy
This goes on for a few months before it actually starts to feel good. I'm still wifi the same guy and the sex is great now I love it. No regrets
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>>735306082
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>>735306636
Thes captchas are killing me
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>>735306577
And that's the story of my first time. Glorious, no? 5 years later we're still dating and have an adventurous and fun sex life. Been diamonds in the time of need ever since.
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>>735295826
>be me
>virgin
>read story on here about someone fucking his gfs little sister
>become more desperate for pussy than I've ever been
>especially young, unused pussy
>thinking about who I can fuck
>my godparents have a little blonde daughter 11 years old
>long fucking gross story of grooming the girl into doing and wanting this.
>I fuck her in her room during a family get together.
>fucking everything I imagined and so much more
>Best few minutes of my life. I don't think she enjoyed it that much
>go downstairs with her and instantly regret
>literally every single moment of my life since then a portion if my brain is dedicated to thinking about the fact that I could go to jail and be disowned by my family at any point in my life.
>if I could do it over again id never even talk to her even though it's still the best sex I've ever had.
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>>735306363
I'm interested. Tight little tummy and pussy looks like.
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>>735306782
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>>735306805
Very tight and tiny too
Small girls are the best girls. Current gf I posted before is 5'2" and Italian/puerto rican
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>>735306844
Post them in Imgur
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>>735306564
>literally gagging licking her wretched smelling cunt
>doing it like a champ
>at least think I was, it was my first time
>but I was gagging bad
>it kinda feels like when you're a little kid trying to eat something you really don't like because your parents forced you to
>the gag reflex
>I think she likes it
>keep doing it
>believe she cums, judging by her body movements
>my dick goes super saiyan and we fuck
>my beta friend was in the other room listening to us making love and never smashed the other girl that night
>go home with him the next morning with the greatest hangover in memory
>the end

I miss sucking on her tits the most
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>>735306932
Don't have one and mobile fag right now
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>>735303845
Congrats sir, you got me to laugh on 3 occasions. Well done.
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>>735306990
Nice moar
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>>735299746
Cheer up, if everyone got laid it would mean evolution wasn't working anymore
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>>735306927
Damn your current gf seems sexy would love to see her body.
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>>735306967
If you wanna be a champ be like me
>having sex with first gf
>fucking in ass raw dog
>pull out
>OH SHIT
>shit on my dick
>just wipe it off and go back in
>Busted a huge load in ass
Told me after should could feel the cum move inside and that she shit herself from me making her asshole toil loose
>>735307112
>>735306990
Unfortunately very small tits
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>>735306804
Some things are worth going to jail for anon.

11.yo tight smooth hairless pussy is one of those things. Hope you came inside her at least
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>>735296709
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>be me 13
>squatting at big brothers computer
>looking for porn
>finding Masha from Siberia
>fapping like crazy
>brother come home drunk
>find me fapping
>get mad, rape me
>watch Masha together
>I rape him back
>We now famous fags, getting in TV
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>be 14 and she 15
>nothing special about the age considering people in the info and AV tech rooms were getting action at around the same
>she wasn't a virgin but had only a couple of partners before me
>read a lot about the vagina and most favored sex positions
>lasted 15 whole minutes and felt like a boss for making it that long my first time
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>be me
> 18 year old virgin fag
>8/10 gf is virgin fag too
> no hymen no diamond
> all our friends are non virgins so we agreed to finally do it.
> but all our friends also have epic stories (probably fake) of how they lost theirs. So we try to think of one too
> finally we agree to do it in a public place but not too public.
> brightidea.gif
> MFW I LOST MY VIRGINITY IN AN EMPTRY CINEMA SCREENING FROZEN.
> We are now both 21 still dating and still the only woman I've fucked. Going to wyfu her next year
> Thegoodlife.jpg
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>>735304634
more pics plz!!
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>>735307341
Nah I don't agree and I've had it. It's every bit as good as you think but nothing temporary like that is worth throwing your life away for. And if you must know, yea. My brain tried it's best to pull out but it was like I wasn't in control of my own body. I convinced myself it didn't matter because of her age and I guess it didn't. I guess I should be thanking God for getting the experience and not being in jail but I feel like I was cursed with paranoia
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>be me
>virgin
>can't understand why females around me always seem fuckin' asex
>wtf
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>>735307617
Damn nice pussy any close ups?
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>>735307617
Did I mention she's a fucking bro. Like chill as fuck. Will definitely fuck up by making her wife at some point
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>>735308534
Sadly no. I went to take a pic spreading her vag and got mad so I stopped because I wanted to fuck
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Lost mine to 14 y/o step sister when I was 15, ended up dating her for 3 years.
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>>735308233
Find reassurance that no one gets out of this game called Life alive, so might as well enjoy the simple things in life. Like a young tight pussy. I've only fingered a 11yr old once. Was chaperoning on school field trip and it was in the bus. My kids school mate sat next to me and rubbed my cock and giggled. I slide my fingers down her shorts and pink panties and fingered her like u was playing with a fidget spinner. Hottest thing I ever did in mylife. My fingers smelled like sugar, and tasted like a simple candy. She now runs up to me with big hugs everytime I pickup my kid.
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>>735308379
because you're a fucking neckbeard
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>>735302526
Kek
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>>735308571
If she's a bro how is that a fuck up? Props man
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>be me, 20
>tired of being a massive virgin
>get on tinder
>swiping right on every munter and jabba
>one of these has to desperate enough
>finally get a few matches and talk with one girl
>she's heavy, she's got small tits and she's not even pretty
>this is the one for me
>start talking, she asks why I'm using tinder
>tell her straight up I'm looking for a blowjob
>"I'll give you a blowjob :)"
>El Dorado here we come
>she turns up and we don't waste time
>sucks my dick like god bless ya
>before I know it, she's on her back, legs spread
>don't be silly, wrap your willy
>start pounding away with my terrible technique
>"I'm gonna cum"
>without even asking she dives on the floor, mouth wide open
>is this real? Its like a porno
>rip the latex off and spaff right in her mouth, she swallows
>she leaves, delete texts, block her and delete tinder
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>be me
>virgin
>hmu.gif
>sexy time /sexty time
>(951) 399-1715
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>>735308853
>>this is the one for me
pics or it never happened
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>>735308853
Top Kek.
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>be me
>15 year old
>meet 18 year old girl online
>pic related it's her
> talk 3 days 12hours a day straight
> next day i took train to her
>3hours later i am there
>on way from train station to her place i finger her outside
>we get to her place
>nobody is home. JACKPOT!
>it was summer so we swam in her pool
>we ended up dryhumping in the pool
>get out pool
>go inside
>she gives me a blowjob
>i lay down and she rides me
>i cum buckets on her tits
>15min later fuck on the couch
>go to her room
>fuck there too
>parents come home
>i am completely naked below the sheets
>her mom opens the door
>say hi trying to be casual
>she leaves, noticed nothing
>eat dinner with them
>go to trainstation
>she fucks me on the toilet
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>be me, 17 weird guy nobody else associates with
>not even the other weird kids
>help out at church full time
>full blown christfag, legit believe I've got this eternal old fuck breathing fown my neck every second of every day
>always try to get better, ignore ither kids for the most part, they ridicule me without mercy, but Ive deluded myself into believing I'm a warrior of god
>church activity needs help to sulpory a neighboring church two towns over
Translation: they need free labor to get shit done, round up as many fuckers you can into the two church vans and haul them away for the weekend blasting soft rock christworshipmuzak
Cont.
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>>735308704
Yea. I know. I've put my dick in that. It's one of my best memories. Maybe it's because you're older and more content with your life ending but i would still choose to lose the memory than lose my life. I feel like I already am with the paranoia.
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>>735297895
that cant win a war thing is realy not fair, we do our best and we promise next time we will do better.
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>>735308839
According to /b/ you gone fucked up if you sign your life to them. Been with her year and a half. Only been actually crazy once and I was being a piece of shit. Extra bonus girls an actual gamer as well. She plays for honor and cs with me and isn't trash at it
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>>735308664
Damn willing to share anymore nudes?
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>>735305176
My favorite green text to date
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>>735308853
>she's heavy, she's got small tits and she's not even pretty
>this is the one for me
Kek
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>>735309255
Please rid the world of Jew like Hitler tried to do
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>>735309246

If you feel like going into more detail about how it went down that would be cool...
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>>735309648
Id have to think for a minute. The details that would make it believable for /b/ are details I would be scared could get me recognized. Maybe
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Her now, sge was like 13 at time
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>>735309912
*unzips*

Take your time. I'm just here.
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>>735309305
Only 2 more that I have. Again I'm not gonna post her face so just cropped in snap with a sticker.
It's a holy feeling with rubbing your cock against her vag lips when she's like that
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>>735309912

Don't need a ton of revealing detail about her. More interested in hearing a little about the grooming process but more specifically exactly how the act went down. It's super hot you did it in her room during a family event...
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>>735304634
Lol anorexia, signs of horrible calorie deprivation
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>>735310317
Looks fun. Im diamonds keep going.
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>>735310317
In between*
Last pic anons. I see her everyday so I don't have a need for a lot of pics
Took this while she was riding me
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>>735309206
>We get there, I instantly ignore most of the oo'ing ans aah'ing at the mountain view and forests of this place
>God sent me here to work, and I'm good at working
>find the pastor and ask what needs to be done, startle the old fat fuck as people usually aren't this direct, they love the whole, "God bless you, how are you doing?" Bullshit.
>Explains they are installing a heated baptismal pool in the church worship hall.
Okay, so were gonna work with tile, grout, waterproofing insulation, hot and cold pipes, and a bit of eletrical for the lights
>Nod and ask him to show me the olace its happening at, so we leave the main group and head inside.
>church is a mess, some wrecking crew has already ripped up floor and exposed some pipes, fucking wood and drtwall everywhere
Cont.
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>>735310420
>>735310422
No more sorry m8
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>>735310393
But she gets nutrients daily
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>>735295826
>from jr high through high school i had a pretty close group of friends
>always have at least 4 or 5 of us get together in this one girl's basement every single weekend
>mostly just hang out and watch movies
>fast forward to me age 19 and not as many people in friend group
>eventually it's only me and the girl who always had us over who end up being free to hang out on weekends
>start hanging out together just the 2 of us for a long time
>make moves on her one night
>things progress slowly
>we both talk about bangin out when her parents leave town one rainy spring break
>instead of driving to blockbuster we're driving to get condoms
>go back to her place and watch toy story, all the while knowing that as soon as the movie is over we're gonna be going back to her bedroom
>both super shy and awkward but her especially, she was pretty insecure at the time (had scars from self harm in past)
>end up fucking
>didn't get lube and i think any bit of foreplay that happened didn't get her wet because she was so nervous or i sucked
>can tell there's too much friction for this to be working properly
>she's not enjoying it and i say we can stop but she says no
>keep going
>she starts crying
>i stop
>she gets mad and says i have to finish
>see no other choice and continue fucking her while she's crying on her bed until i finish
>she goes to bathroom for a bit
>comes back and we go to sleep
>wake up and eat breakfast in bed while watching a movie about a kid who's friends with a sea lion
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>mention wanting to crossdressing on /soc
>guy suggests I come over and wear his gf's clothes
>I take up the offer
>the rest as they say is history
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>be 20, her 17 (didnt know at the time u fagget)
>my friends bday, we getting ready to head out
>see qt 3.14 asian chick walkin her dog
>my friend holler at her
>wtf nigga.exe
>they know each other, she lives 3 houses down from me
>invite her to come to the party with us
>she finishes walking dog, comes ride in my car
>go to party
>drink and shit everyone fucked up
>me and 2 friends were rollin mollys
>me laying on the couch feeling good as fuck
>she jumps from behind me and lays next to me
>ohshitshewantsme
>rolling balls at this point, shes drunk she might not mind, put my arm around her, pulls in and start making out with her
>she digs it and doesnt refuse
>make out and grope the bitch for 30 min
>tell friend im feelin tired, i might just bail
>she hears and asks if she can come home with me since she lives 3 houses fucking down from me
>hellyescomebackwithmebitch
>gets to my house, she takes off clothes only thong and lace bra on lays on bed
>i take shirt off but keep pants on cuz im embarrassed about showing me pee pee
>start sucking on her titties, notices my dick dont work
>wtfpanic
>oh shit i realize its the molly, i cant keep my dick hard
>didnt want her to find out, end up eating her out for 10 minutes, got a chub
>tries to stick it in, goes in but still a chub
>that shit slipped back out
>tells her its the mollys fault
>she laughs and tries to blow me anyways for fun
>that shit felt good, got my dick hard
>starts to stick it in for real this time
>starts thrusting like a rabbit
>she enjoying it, moans like a little girl (she is 100lb, 5", extremely skinny)
>nut inside without a second thought
>tired as fuck, sleep with her on my arms

she ended up staying at my house for a week fucking straight only leaving to get stuff from her house. fucked everyday.

pic related, shes my gf now
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Wed get mostly naked and o something we called thigh fucking. It slipped in and kept going. Was listening to feel good inc. We hugged aftrr
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>>735295826
it will be after marriage
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>>735296176
>>her friends come over and are super chill
Didn't you say you were 21 and she was 14/15 ? How can you "chill" with children ?
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>>735310929
whats wrong about a girl beeing 17?

oh yea muricans... someone is under 18 = pedo... idiots.
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>>735310929
she nice ^^
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>>735310428
>start cleaning the mess up, dumping things in the trash to get a good idea of where this is all going to be, pastor comments about how I'm blessed by god for being so driven.
>be polite, smile and nod as I realize they have no drainage pipe yet, nor anyplace to put one.
>point this out to the pastor and his smile freezes
Hamsterwheelturning.gif
>"Oh, well god will provide a way, thanks for bringing this to my attention, Anon." And walks out in a hurry.
>shrug and continue to clean the area up, start looking over the grout and tiles we have avalible
>some 9/10 girl walks in, see she is out of my league, and ignore her, I've got no chance, so I focus on the thing I do have control over, this baptismal pool
>"Hi there, you must be with the church of christ from <town>! Thanks for coming!"
>figure she is being nice because she has to, so nod and grunt a "Uh-huh" still focuses on figuring out if we even have enough materials to do this shit.
Cont.
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>>735310929
20 and 17 isn't bad. If you were 20 and she was 14 then you would have fun goofed
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mention ur dick size please
im 5.3
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>>735304365
Is that true
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>>735310929
Dude mdma makes me a god with women. Your vibes just like instantly become so openly securely sexual and girls are fucking magnets
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>>735311288
>>735311359

I got a lot of shit from friends from that

>>735311333

thanks, she is cutest little shit ever, has daddy issues, so shes very clingy and calls me daddy hence why she even stayed at my house first time we fucked for a week straight.

dumped some nudes of her before on asian threads, so i will part yal with some if any is interested
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>>735311824
totally interested
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>>735310988
dubs of wisdom
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>>735311824
I started govinmy friend shot when he was hooking up with 16 year olds because he turned 21. But 3 years isn't that bad of a gap. Plus 17 you're old enough to drive and done with high school
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>>735311973
>>
>be me
>11 years old
>spend a few months "exploring" things with sister who is less than a year younger
>started with lots of kissing and touching
>eventually show me yours and i'll show you mine
>when both age 12 we start laying on each other and grinding our genitals together while clothed
>more clothes come off each time
>her tits are starting to sprout
>we start getting fully naked and dry humping
>my little cock starts parting her little pussy as the humping gets more frantic
>her pussy is getting wetter each time we do it and she gets on top and fully slides up and down my cock
>we do this for a quite a few times but always stopping short of insertion
>finally just after we turned 13 we were doing it again and she rose up too far and it just went in
>she started to pull it out but then she pushed back and it went all the way in
>she moved around a couple times and it slipped out and i came all over her and my
>she smeared it around with her hands and tasted some of it on her fingers

...press 4 to hear more
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>>735295826
>be 18yr old me
>hot 46 yr old coworker
>we flirt
>first date end up by the water
>we do it up against sea wall
>she was in stockings, suspenders, basque
>back to car, country lane
>bang til we're sore

Fucking bitch ruined me, next girlfriend (my own age) was a boring lump in scruffy underwear- tramp in comparison.
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>>735312090
4
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>>735312090
4 :o
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>>735312055

i think part of it was because the bday boy had the hots for her for the longest time and i snatched her, so they started giving me hella shit for a little bit.
>>735311973

older pic when she had long hair, this is when i just started dating her for 6-8 months?
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>>735306804
how old were you
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>>735311824
Please do I'll reply to the ones I posted for you to find in thread easily >>735310422
>>735310317
>>735307617 current gf


Girl I was fucking wth her bf
>>735307285
>>735306990
>>735306844
>>735306782
>>735306363
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>>735311358
and? where'd you go man
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>>735312090
4
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>>735311811
Cute latina bit cubby Girl rubbing me saying im just so chill (had puppy rely on me at house party) and it was so intense and i felt so good i was like nahhh and didnt seal. Regret next day
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>>735311358
>she looks a bit confused, my eyes aren't super-glued to her perfect ass or tits, and am not giving her my full attention.
>sue doesn't hsve long to contemplate why she isnt the cemter of everyones attention long as she sees the other coming in after their brief worship session outside woth the other church members of this place.
>can see my pastor and oldfatfuck pastor talking and pointing at my obvious point I had made, both nodding as they hang back from the main group.
> I start measuring and determining how we're gonna have to build the frame as they all talk about how neat and tidy things are in here
>praise god, lets all talk about how to keep the younger kids distracted as the older group starts gathering close to the hole as I figure how many tiles we're gonna need.
>Hottie suggests our group comes in for food drink and worship before we get into the work, everyone agrees after the long ass fucking trip over here
>I'm annoyed because I know for fucking sure this lunch and worship is gonna take three hours minimum, and I just want to get this shit done, dont wamt to be dostracted by the much sexier girls from this church
>fucking hardcore thought god would send me to hell for thinking too much about fucking hot chicks.
Cont?
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>>735306136
How old was your sister...?
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>>735312286
>>735312292
damn boii, she hot, i have a thing for white girls now since i only been with this asian chick
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>>735312286
wish u good luck ;)
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>>735312286
My current gf a few people I know for jealous when I started dating her because one of them chased her for like a year but did it as a creep so he dun goofed >>735312457
If you wanna call her white lol. She's half Puerto Rican
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>>735299834
I'm proud of you, anon.
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>>735312402
I need to know how this ends, dammit
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>>735296978
People actually believe this shit?
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>>735295826
>First GF
>Put it in
>Cum instantly
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>>735312457
>>735312536
Talking about current gf that's Puerto. Other one was just a bit of a hoe. Fucked her a few times on eh floor while her bf was passed out on the bed
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>>735312433
10. we were pretty close in age
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>>735310564
did you fuck again?
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>>735299834
THIS
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>>735310169
>>735310371
Started at family events too. I sit at the kids table so we could talk and home and make fun of her brother together in front of him and laugh and stuff. So it was totally normal for us to run off and play around because it was basically me and her and a few other kids I don't want to say their relations. After I made up my mind that I wanted to fuck her I started talking to her about boys and stuff like that just to see how she was thinking. When we were I would ask her more sexual questions. That felt really gross. Basixally teaching someone abour sex just so you can do ot to them felt so weird and bad and grosd but my virgin dick brain only thought about making progress. She started asking me questions which is why I think I ended up going through with it. It's one thing to have basically told her this is what I'm going to do to you and a completely different thing if she's interested in it herself. I got a little nervous that she would talk to her parents about this stuff but I think she knew it was a private thing because she would always whisper and yes it got me fucking hard. Took awhile but needed to make progress so start asking her if she wants to do stuff with me. She doesn't say yes but she doesn't say no just kinda giggles and I couldn't tell if she was taking me serious or not. The first time we touched I actually wasn't planning it we were playing hide and seek like we do alot. We were hiding and I actually was into it because some of the parents were playing too and we have a great location to play. Basically while we were hiding in a bush and being quiet i remembered everything and started getting really hard, her balled up against me. I remember kind of nudging her for a few minutes and her nudging me back and I just missed her. Which was a bit weird. I needed to do something i needed to be touched or touch her so i started reminding her of all the stuff we talked about and started touching her legs.
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>>735312090

>>735312261
>>735312267
>>735312355

>she tried to get me to taste it too by holding her hand up to my face but i wouldnt
>she seemed genuinely fascinated by being able to make me do that
>the next time she stopped again before insertion and asked if she could jack me off saying she wanted to see it
>i said ok and she started stroking me way to hard and it wasnt working so she started humping on my again
>i said i was getting close and she jumped off and started pulling on it again but again it go dry
>she asked if she should suck on it?
>said i didnt know but she could try
>she put it in her mouth and only moved a few times and i was diamonds again in moments
>i told her to keep going and just before i came i told her to stop
>i cam all over her chest while she kept stroking it
>she was so happy of her accomplishment

...
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>>735312402
yes cont
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>>735312536

she liked white from the face pic lol, shes cute though, big eyes, white as fuck skin
>>735312687

damn, i cant bring myself to do that, moralfaging and shit over here. maybe if she was hot as fuck and i cant control my dick
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>>735302824
Lemme guess, you paid a heroin-addicted hooker with more heroin to get laid.
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>>735303845
>contemplate double bagging it

good thing you didn't, because that's actually way less safe. Condoms are more likely to break when there is friction against another condom than when it rubs against skin
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>>735306804
Have you tried fucking her butt yet?
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>>735312997
>>735312997
I'm obviously a huge pedophile because imagining this is getting me so fucking hard
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>>735303973
>I'm white, dickhead

kek, got me.
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>>735310393
>>735304634
>>735310491
Medfag here,
Should tell her to eat more roughly 2250cal per day and it should straighten out. If she doesn't want to just tell her she looks beautiful how she is and doesn't need to diet. Also lucky af.
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>>735312997
whats your relationship with her like now?
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>>735312402
You have had the best story out of the entire thread. Please don't end the story here.
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>>735312295
Didn't pretype this, sorry /b/ro

>>735312402
>So, at her direction, they all head off towards the kitchen.
>fuck this is a nice ass church. >They have gas stoves
>Granite countertops
>Cutco knives
>start wondering why they didn't hire a real installer for the baptismal pool instead of free-labor christfags like us
>see the paper plates and plastic forks
>guess they cut corners somewhere
>people settle in, I grab a sandwich and a water bottle and head back to the hole in the worship hall.
>munch munch, drain the bottle, I'm done with food in 2 minutes flat.
>already back to measuring 2x4s and starting to cut them for the frame
>hottie is back, "Oh, Anon, we're eating, why don't you come back and join us?"
>dont even look, brainwashed autistic self thinking satan isnt going to tempt me with staring at her perfectly fuckable body
>reply with hands already hauling the twn foot sections of board "I already ate, thanks though."
>can see out of the corner of my eyes her staring hard at me ignoring her.
>in hindsight, I didn't realize how much this was fucking with someone like her, being she normally gets whatever she wants by virtue of being young and sexy, and here is some 4/10 guy unmoving from his work
Cont.
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For the new posters
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Witness a anon carrying another anon
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>>735312909
I'm sorry for your troubles but holy shit it's fucking hot. I have so much guilt because my sister's niece-in-law is a freshman and I'm fucking twice her age. but she is so fucking hot because she looks just like my first gf in high school and it makes me super attracted to her
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>>735313008
You replied both times to me. The one with the face had the bf. The one I threw the sticker over the face is current gf. I'll post her nudes but not face lol. It was a while since I last had sex and just ended up in the open relationship triangle they had going.
You have other pics? I'm mobile fag right now so can't view webm
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>be me 6 years ago 17 year old
>start to have sex with gf
>she's on top
>feelsgood.jpg
>start to drift deep into thought
>not realize face went from pleasure face to wide eye straight face
>gf opens eyes, sees face, gets mad
>play it off as joke
>continue to fuck
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>>735311824
is she shaved?
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>>735312997
>>735313146

>we continued doing variations of this scenario a few more times
>we were kind of figuring it all out as we went along
>started fingering her and putting her puffies in my mouth
>after a few more times i asked her if we could make it go in again and she said she wanted to
>this time i was on top and had to push it in
>she wasnt spreading her legs far enough but then she did and it went right on
>we stopped and just held there for a while and she then started wiggling around and grinding back against me
>we started fully fucking but it didnt last long
>i started cumming partially in her and the rest on her stomach

....

>>735313415
oh... our older sister walked in on us and told our parents, she told a friend and it got spread all around our little town

it destroyed our family... i just want my sister back
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>>735313739

lol, oh shit! damn boiii, you hit some hotties

i gotchu fam on some pics instead of webm
>>735313768

she does brazilian waxes every month so that shit is smooth as a babys ass
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>>735303698
The same this happened to me at Arby's. I was 17 and he was 40.
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>>735313568
greatest story I've read in awhile, keep it coming
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>>735313785
>i just want my sister back
I hope you don't mean the older one, fuck that bitch
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>be me
>be beta as fuck
>i will only give virginity to someone i truly love
>follow that ideology thru highschool
>error 404 no pussy found
>college time
>still strictly following ideology
>semester about to end
>group final project
>no friends.exe
>everyone has partners
>panic
>ask prof if i can solo
>another girl is asking same thing
>problem solved.jpg
>girl is 2/10, acne, long black hair, glasses
>wanna come to my house to work on the project anon?
>beta powers kick in
>no.png
>fast forward 1 week
>project due tomorrow
>not even half way done
>9:00pm
>panic
>anon, please come over we have to finish the project
>in panic mode, so rush over to her house
>enters house, only her, we are alone
cont.
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>>735303845
NEVER PUT ON TWO CONDOMS, THEY WILL MAKE TOO MUCH FRICTION AND BREAK
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>>735314089
>she is wearing oversized t-shit + gym shorts
>no bra
>works on project
>she constantly leans over to check what im doing
>can see the her tiddie when she leans over
>dick magically gets hard
>obvious bulge on pants
>she leans over again, not to check my work, her hand goes on my dick
>notlikethis
>are you stressed, anon?
>body.exe has stopped working
>pushes me on to ground
>her t-shirt comes off
>i lay there brain dead staring at her tits
>she take off my pants
>windows troubleshooter is still finding a fix
>i've liked you for a long time anon, you are not like the others
>dick disappears into her pussy
>memory blurry from here on
>wake up next morning, dick hurts like shit
>all papers for final project is typed and done on the desk
>quickly get dressed and the fuck outta here
>avoid eye contact with girl the entire class
>time to hand in project
>fuck.exe
>she hands in the papers
>walks by my desk
>you owe me anon, tonight at my place

She is now my gf and we fuck countless times a week.

Moral of the story: betas still get pussy
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>>735313785
rip
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>>735306164
This, but a bad way to lose your virginity man
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>>735295826
>be 12
>fuck emo gf
idk wtf was doing
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>>735295826
>yung wyte boi 12 y/o
>msn game on point (old hotmail chat system)
>talking to girls even from other schools
>talked to this 14 y/o girl who was fucking insane
>really fit, would fuck her even to this today
>decide to meet up at mcdonald's
>be there for hours with her, her friend and my friend
>didn't know what to do, but she told me we should go to the bathroom
>had 1 hit of a spliff they were smoking so didn't think it was weird to go into women's bathroom
>no one's in there, thanks god
>she bends over on the toilet i stick my small soft weiner in her, or try to
>she laughs, and then she sits on the toilet and starts sucking it
>"ROCK APPEAR"
>she bends over again
>i get it in, start going back and forth
>i start hearing people in the bathroom
>so after like 3 minutes i give up
>she laughs, unlocks the door, runs out the door, 2 women looking at me
>i cover my face with my hands, start running
>get out the door, run over to my friend
>ask him to switch clothes, he denies
>leave the place cuz paranoid
>never fucked her again kek

MY STORY BOIZ
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>>735313739
>mobile
Why can't you view webm?
You must not have a very good phone

>pic unrelated
>filename even more unrelated
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>>735313785
>it destroyed our family
That fucking blows.
It's the one thing keeping me from acting on my many, many primal urges
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>>735296978
yeah right, the parents of a 14 year old girl didnt bother to come into her room for a week and you fucked her 5 days straight lol, at least make shit belivable faggot
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>>735313965
Yeah bud. Your girl is sexy as fuck too. We both be striking riches.
>>735302770
^^ girl I lost it too.
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>>735313568
>she isn't having this, so she decides to try and up the ante on this cuck for christ that I was
>"casually" leans against a stack of ceramic tiles, "So, anon, you seem to know some about this stuff. My dad (pastor's son) does a lot of house renovations, he would be here but is helping (churchmember) out, glad we have you instead."
>In my peripheral Ican see those perfect tits are outlined amazingly against her soft blue shirt.
>this section of wood needs to be cut to 6'8", "I guess, pastor (mychurch) is good at this too, he knows more than me about it." Pull over the circular saw, plug it in, and start setting up the sawhorse to get this shit going
>she is now arching her back and sticking her butt into the air as I artistically put on my safty glasses and start cutting, cutting off whatever attention-whoring shit she is gonna apout next
>cut the four pieces I need all at once and grab some nails and a hammer now, the frame is easy enough to setup, but I'm making a mental note to leave room for the drain that everyone else evidently forgot about.
>"You know, my dad could help you learn more, If I introduced you. It is sorta his job and all."
>Can tell now she is definitely posing herself to look as slutty as possible as I finally look at her.
>"Huh, that would be cool of you."
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