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I hath returned after a 3-4 hour nap and 2 consecutive bowls of cereal. I'm not sure if my art style is distinctive enough to really be noticed though

Anonymous 2017-06-30 07:01:33 Post No.737391443
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>>737391018
M-my mom says never to accept things from strangers on the internet, Lummy.

I have a pair of thick gloves, but it's too hot to not wear shorts. Unfortunately, that's not good for splashing and I got a few drops of corrosive drain cleaner on my leg.

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2017-06-30 07:48:17 Post No.737394444
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Anonymous 2017-06-30 07:48:17 Post No. 737394444 [Report] [View this topic]

So i gave this girl my number a few days ago. she's always had a crush on me for the longest and she hits me up this late.

You know the drill.

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Anonymous 2017-06-30 07:50:02 Post No.737394558
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>>737394444
playing with my tits, wbu

>checked

Anonymous 2017-06-30 07:50:50 Post No.737394598
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>>737394444
Nice numerical ouija, also, say "asking random people on the internet what i should say to you right now"

Anonymous 2017-06-30 07:51:18 Post No.737394631
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Watching kitten videos

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Anonymous 2017-06-30 07:29:24 Post No. 737393260 [Report] [View this topic]

Celeb Thread II or whatever the fuck because no one's counting

Just get in here and fab to fit celebs (And youtubers) already

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Anonymous 2017-06-30 07:30:58 Post No.737393370
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what i wouldn't give for this deliciously tiny thing

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>>737393454
>beth from TWD

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Anonymous 2017-06-30 06:52:07 Post No. 737390800 [Report] [View this topic]

chastity/cuck/bbc/sissy/trap thread post what ever you want as long as it relevant the thread. I need requirement links for my emlalock session if /b/ can help me out i would be happy.

https://www.emlalock.com/?page=req&id=ttjjeeo7c9ue5v2p45if

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Anonymous 2017-06-30 06:57:39 Post No.737391182
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>>737390800
What's the time add up to now? Does it unlock when the timer goes off or?

Anonymous 2017-06-30 07:01:02 Post No.737391401
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>>737391182
it give me the picture i uploaded with the code to the safety key box so i can unlock myself
it says im locked till 07/24/2017

Anonymous 2017-06-30 07:02:07 Post No.737391480
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>>737390800
post pic

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Anonymous 2017-06-30 06:57:32 Post No. 737391171 [Report] [View this topic]

I've killed 8 people and I WILL kill again

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Anonymous 2017-06-30 06:58:31 Post No.737391244
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>>737391171
Bump I guess

Anonymous 2017-06-30 06:59:18 Post No.737391305
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Anonymous 2017-06-30 06:59:18 Post No.737391305 [Report]

pls stop the kill

Anonymous 2017-06-30 06:59:44 Post No.737391340
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>>737391171
I have not, and probably WON'T ever.

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Anonymous 2017-06-30 06:35:13 Post No. 737389592 [Report] [View this topic]

incest anon here. i post sometimes.

i checked and there are no incest thread. lets have one.

>me. 19.
>sleep with younger sister sometimes.
>we talk as we fall asleep.
>one night we talk about secrets.
>she tells me one of her secrets.
>says she seen porn
>when she is describing porn it makes me horny for some reason.
>says guy had a big dick.
>she asks me about guys dick size.
>"do all guys have big dicks like that?"
>i tell her no.
>but conversation had made me horny.
>so i offer to show her my "normal size" dick cause horny.
>she says no and laughs.
>says no thanks.
>but later on changes her mind.
>says she wants to see after all.
>when she says she wants to see i get horny immediately.
>so i ask her: what she is gonna show me if i show her my dick?
>she says: fine i will show you my boobs.
>i get excited immediately. wanted to do it right there.
>but i tell her to wait till parents not home.
>(moment comes. parents not home.)
>i show her my normal size dick.
>she laughs because its hard.
>she asks me "can i touch it?"
>i tell her yes.
>she touches it but in non-sexual way
>( like 5-10 seconds).
>says she's done. i can pull pants up.
>i pull pants up.
>i tell her to show me her boobs.
>she shows me.
>i try to touch her boobs.
>she says no. takes like step back.
>i tell her "you touched my dick. i can touch your boobs".
>gets annoyed but says "fine".
>i touch her brand new boobs.
>have erection whole time.
>asks me: "are you done"?
>i say yes but was really horny and didnt want to stop.
>parents were supposed to comeback soon.
>so we stop and dont do anything else that day.
>picture not her but same body type.

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Anonymous 2017-06-30 06:39:41 Post No.737389911
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how old was she

Anonymous 2017-06-30 06:41:13 Post No.737390016
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>>737389911

13

Anonymous 2017-06-30 06:43:07 Post No.737390179
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>>737390016
good shit

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Anonymous 2017-06-30 06:39:19 Post No. 737389883 [Report] [View this topic]

Let's balance out the cop thread.

Ask a firefighter anything.

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Anonymous 2017-06-30 06:41:21 Post No.737390026
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>>737389883
How does it feel to be the purest form of public servant?

Anonymous 2017-06-30 06:42:30 Post No.737390116
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>>737390026

no idea what you mean by "pure"

Anonymous 2017-06-30 06:44:47 Post No.737390303
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>>737389883

Corruption is a minimum and what you do is just pure heroism

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Anonymous 2017-06-30 05:30:22 Post No. 737385906 [Report] [View this topic]

The cream

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>>737385906
The steam...

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>>737386142
The dream

Anonymous 2017-06-30 05:58:56 Post No.737387503
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>>737385906
Who's this Princess Leah? Looks like it. I'm from another time from another place in another dimension. We don't have cucks in my world.

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Anonymous 2017-06-30 05:01:59 Post No. 737383628 [Report] [View this topic]

How are you tonight /b/ros?

Are you feeling okay?

Need to get anything off your chest?

I am open to chat. i am a nobody that is bored and wants to chat with people about nearly anything.

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Anonymous 2017-06-30 05:04:10 Post No.737383796
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>>737383628
Are you female?

Anonymous 2017-06-30 05:04:56 Post No.737383847
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>>737383796
Nah, i am a dude

Anonymous 2017-06-30 05:05:49 Post No.737383918
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>>737383628
Let's make this a shelter thread from that fucking Brunen-G music...

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Anonymous 2017-06-30 06:38:52 Post No. 737389850 [Report] [View this topic]

i just lost my virginity to a prostitute behind a bush in the local park

i used a condom for doggystyle but not for a blowjob, honestly how bad did i fuck up ?

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Anonymous 2017-06-30 06:39:32 Post No.737389899
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Depends on how much your mom charged you.

Anonymous 2017-06-30 06:40:26 Post No.737389968
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Anonymous 2017-06-30 06:40:26 Post No.737389968 [Report]

Was she a hottie tho???

Anonymous 2017-06-30 06:42:16 Post No.737390100
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>>737389968
she was 20 but a slag

nice arse though, she had a missing molar i guess from drugs

its funny because she was the one with condoms on her, did not expect a street whore to care much about protection