ITT: /b/ runs a pirate ship >First dubs is captain

Im kicking you all off

>>737393747
yo ho ho

I don't trust this site enough to operate a boat

>>737393747
Let me commandeer this shit

No niggers allowed

Can it be a slave boat?

I'll just leave this innocent-looking burning match next to the gunpowder...

yar harr fiddle dee dee

>>737393747
Dibs on pilot.

I have no idea how to be captain of a ship

If dubs can I be the guy in the crow's nest instead of the captain?

Anyone with more than two syllables in their name is being THROWN OFF MY FUCKING SHIP.

Let's kill some Indians

>>737393747
First order as captain is to set the gunpowder reserves on fire. Then we cook hot dogs.

Do we already have a boat? What about supplies, or weapons?

niggers

Come on I really want to kill some Indians

It will all be for kek

YAAARRRRRRRRRR

>>737393747
Arrrrr look at me dubs. I be the captain of this ship now.

>>737394093
>roll

>>737393919
I SAID I'M COMMANDEERING THIS FUCKING SHIT

I am the capitan, Call me Derek.

Yall on your feet you seadogs!!! Yaarr!!!

>>737394166
Aye Aye Captain!

>>737394166
Aye Aye Captain!

We should probably organize our thoughts to suss out what our best ideas are

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is it a pretty boat?

>>737394166
Whatre ye orders cap'n?

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>>737393747

>>737394166
Y-yes, Cap'n.

>>737394166
But capan, I only got me peglegs.

>>737393803
What did you call me?

>>737394166
Ok lads....

MUTINY!

>>737394222
>>737394233
Motherfuckers, do we have a first mate and a boson now?!

>>737394031
Being a pirate is alright with me

Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free.

>>737394166
AYE, CAP'N
Whad'ya say we do wi' >>737394222

>>737394199
>>737394222
>>737394233
Yar be jokin to me?! That trips says motin!

>>737394248
Sir Faggot

>>737393979
Unless they're chained up below deck

How should we go about disposing of the former Dubs Cap'n?

>>737394293
The first mate got them genital warts!
>>737394330
I say we go after a merchant ship cap'n!

If dubs, thar be a mutiny against the capan.

>>737394330
This 222 is my first mate now!
To the hopes! Push the things and swing them properly! Yarr!

>>737394429
To the board with them!

Douse Sail, ye land lubbers!!

>>737394529
Thar b a Spanish Galyen of the port bow!

Ahoy mah mans! The Kraken's awaken! Protect your capn!
>escaping like a true pirate

>>737394651
SEND 'EM TO DAVY JONES LOCKER!

>>737394651
Galleon ye peasant scum

>>737394739
MAN THE CANNON!

>>737394651
Sink them to the bottom lads!!! These damn spanish should taste the metal of our cutlass!!!

May we go pick up some wenches?

>>737394792
Ay cap'n!!!! Man the cannons ye scurvy dogs!!

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THAR SHE BLOWS!! SHE BLOWS TO STARBOARD!!! THE WHITE WHALE!!!!!

>>737394836
We're in the middle of naval combat with a spanish galleon!!!

Trips and there be mutiny

>>737394918
PREPARE THA HARPOONS!!! LET'S HUNT, LADS!!

I CANT FIND THE CANNON SHOT! WHERE DID WE PUT THE SHOT?!

>>737394933
Alright, when we're done, then.

>>737394961
WALK THE PLANK!

>>737394961
Overthrow these useless sacks o' meat!

>>737395003
They need to go capn! They're toking the place of the rum!...

>>737395025
Ai!! We'll be sharin' the whores in the brothel

>>737395075
Then fill the cannon with the rum!

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FIRE THE CHAIN SHOTS!

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>>737395174
... Aye! The rum shall be!

>>737395174
>stare each other
>a whisper is heard
"Time for mutin..."
>nobodyanswer

WE NEED A SINGSONG LADS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9K42iDW1Swg

WES WITHIN RANGE! FIRE ON MY MARK!

>>737395397
Aye aye!!!...

FIRE BROADSIDES! FIRE!

>>737395395
Agreed

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>>737395397
>Why the rum

.... Ready fo firin cap'n...

>>737395466
The same dubs I get when I become the captain... Now Im following orders from someone who didnt get my first dubs, and Im having fun.

Did we hit em? Did we get the spanish bastards?

>>737395395

THIS BE A MUCH BETTER SHANTY LADS!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42Ev3tJWZjs

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>>737395529
Ay' cap'n!

Burn sweet corny bastards burn!

>>737395529
WE BE OUT OF CANNONBALLS!!!

>>737394166
>>737394779
Yarr, ser. A British Officer be sneakin' about in the crew. Keel haul him!

>>737395811
AYE, WE FIND THE DARKEST SKINNED ON THIS SHIP
AND INTO THE CANNON THEY GO

>>737395811
I said load and fire the rum fool!
>the mast explodes
Damn! Weve been spotted! Quick! Another volley hurry!

>>737395911
AYE CAPTAIN! ALL NIGGERS LINE UP!!!!

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>>737395911
Ay' cap'n.

Come'er blackie.

Avast me Jim Lads, them here repeating digits bode well fer todays sail, be ye bilges flatter'd?

>>737396315
Methinks a walk off the plank be proper punishment.

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Arr...?

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I'M DAVY JONES AND I WILL GIVE FREE BOOZE TO ALL WHO JUMP OFF THE BOAT

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I am teh captain naow

Its been some time since I had so much innocent fun on /b/

>>737396646
Im leaving the /b/out.
Bye anons! Good night for all ya.
Original dubs captain leaving.

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I CLEANSE THIS FUCKING BOAT OF ALL YOU ETHIOPIAN SCUM

>>737394166
AYE-AYE CAPTAIN

>salutes

>>737394166
IM CALLING FOR A MUTINY LADS WHAT SAY YE?

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Man, this thread is DUBBLE trouble!

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>>737396993
Fucking Nigger...

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Advice to many an old sea lass for whom ye old spark she had with 'er own special pirate seem to have gone shipwrecked.

>>737396993
HEY!! YER SUPPOSED TO BE IN THE CANNON! GIT YER ASS OVER THERE!

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>>737396759
>>737396759
argh, the smoking crab has assumed command. FIRE THE NIGGERS!

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>>737397132
Well, looks like someone is getting fired

>>737397270
CARLOS!

>>737396792
DEUS VULT

>>737397232
AYE AYE CAP'N CRABS!!

Ur alll linin up 4 me