Wife took a sleeping pill. What do?
>>737399604
Let her sleep??
show thighs with timestamp
>>737399604
Kill the Batman
Post pictures with timestamp
????
Profit
>find this
>wat do
>ask why she's there
>call cops
Nice try FBI.
10 years to life, i imagine.
shitty steam game giveaway thread
VT32D-P322B-2G55A
fuck off kike
>>737400111
Got it, it was the turbo pug.
Don't think that I'll ever play it, but thanks anyways.
DZ0PC-BIKPQ-PLMRH
*blocks your path*
Awesome thread! You're doing great op!!
>>737397396
thanks buddy!
fuck her right in the pussy
ITT: We share our incest stories.
I'm gonna be up for a bit. So I'll tell mine. I've been having sex with my father for several years. I was always close to my father before things changed for us. I was always daddy's girl. My parents got a divorce when I was ten. I rarely saw my mom. I think the first year when she left my siblings and I only saw her a handful of times. By the time I was eleven, I had only phone calls of her for Christmas and our birthdays. Since I was the oldest, my father had me take on household responsibilities around the house. When I was ten, I was taking care of all the household duties around the house. I cooked, cleaned, helped my siblings with their homework, and tucked them into bed. My dad worked long hours, and was supporting three kids (including me).
When I was eleven I started to develop quickly. I was the first in my group of friends to start growing boobs. By the time I was twelve years old I was a size 34 B. When I was eleven I could tell my dad was into me. It was obvious on how his eyes would linger at me. He would press me against him (like when he would hug me or something like that), and force me to hug him. I could feel his dick growing, and his hands grazing my body. It wasn't until I was twelve when things started to progress.
Pic related.
tits with timestamp or gtfo
>>737395400
OP here.
When I was twelve my father started to allow me to stay up late and watch TV with him. We would cuddle on this huge couch that can basically turn into a bed. He always had these comfortable pillows and blankets on the couch. He would press his body against mine, while we cuddle. He would put on a movie and he would always play porn. He would slip his hands under my clothing and feel on my privates. When he first did this it made me extremely scared. He just kept telling me to relax and let it happen. He told me that it was mom's fault that this had to happen. She left him, and he's all alone. He has no time for a girlfriend. I kept on taunting him with my body, and he just kept telling me that he could smell my pussy and he "knew my body was ready for sex." He told me that this had to happen because my body was ready for sex and it's daddy's job to break his little girl in. He said because my pussy was getting wet, I was asking for it. I never understood why my body was going against me. I knew this was wrong. But I submitted to my dad.
>>737395845
He forced me to give him head. I have never seen a penis before, and he's pretty well hung. I've been with a few guys since being with my dad, and my dad is the biggest I've been with (7 inches, and thick). He kept pushing my head down to the base of his cock. He trained me how to master sucking his dick. He would eat my pussy. I started crying at this point, but he just kept telling me that I was enjoying it, so I should just really stop my crying. He said that my frustrations should be taken out on my mother since she abandoned us, and forced me to take on all roles of her life. When I came for the first time, it was by him eating me out, I had no idea what had happened to me. It scared me to my core.
What is your experience with Latinas?
Hot as fuck, and freaky as fuck due to overbearing parents.
They go from loving to bat shit cut you crazy in .02 seconds
>>737388162
Half Mexican here, be careful and be selective. There is gold in there.
What is wrong with that guy? This is a 71 years old man and he's president of the United States.
>>737395618
>>737395618
>What is wrong with that guy?
He's a classless nigger that took a job way above his capacity and his fragile feelings.
>>737395618
>wrong
that is fucking hilarious
I'm glad he's president
> kik thread post sluts
Brooksav93
mountainfucker
>>737392043
ugh for fuck's sake what an ugly ass ass
Venti thread
Has she ever done anything of any quality?
Who?
>>737394710
Has tits
>be me
>18
>living in a shithole muslim country
>dad has very low income about 200$/month
>have to ask people for money every month because we run out of money and we have to pay back
>be at 1 year university
>parents ask me to do something with some money
>mfw i don't have any social experience so i can't do shit
>what do
i just feel like killing myself
>what do /b/
What cunttree?
>>737393140
Algeria
>>737393059
Can I fuck your sister?
Why no trap thread? Let's get some good ones
> so you wake up one morning
> then look in the mirror and see your girlfriend
> irritated af, you faint and fall on the floor
> logically implying you became your gf, you check what's between your legs
> looking at nearly-half-wet brand new pussy
> begging to god to make you wake up
> end isn't a thing. so you are about to start to realize you actually turned into chicken
> taking some benzos to calm down and relax
> telling yourself at least you have got chance to feel what having pussy feels like
> erection isn't a thing anymore. you don't know what to do and, being still horrified, barely ever manage to properly memorize how pussy works. epicness of that small shit, clitoris, makes you weirdly comfortably-uncomfortable
> rub it, just because you have nothing to lose at this point, also you are extremely interested what you are up to
> terrifically joyful rush of pleasure exhausts you and you realize you have just female-orgasmed very first time in your life
> hesitation doesn't come. at this point, you hardly believe that although this whole shit happened to you, you just felt a very intense orgasm and finally believed how much more powerful and pleasant female orgasm is
> and you decide to do it again, and again, and again
> nastiness doesn't have borders; you lustfully want to stick something inside now
> looking for shit, you finally find one good penis-sized cucumber in your fridge
> immediately grab it and stick it inside vagina
> keep dildoing yourself
> in the end, you reach vaginal orgasm
> need more and more
> going to do naughtier and hotter shit
> to be honest to yourself, you don't regret turning into your girl anymore
> reaching 10 orgasms a hour; liking it more and more
> at this point, you are so fuckin stunned by femininity, you sure you would choose to stay this way and never be boy again
> perfectly logically, you start doing this shit to hot guys and gay porn and you like boys
> so then you read first letter of every single line of greentext
>>737397049
Well done sir
>>737397049
Not bad
rollin
>>737391958
rollllllll
come on a good one
Bless me papa
This are a photo of my titis I just taken a little bored
timestamp or gtfo
looks like a butt with 2 warts on it
>>737395301
good girl
It's almost 4 am and I can't sleep cuz of this shit right now.
>Be me
>Be senior year of high school
>Meet girl
>We share common interests, music taste, ect...
>Beautiful
>Shy
>Smart
>Almost perfect
>One problem
>She's 6'0"
>I'm 5'5"
>kms
>We still make great friends
>Eventually fall for her
>Like hard
>Make no advancements
>Height difference is too intimidating
>Still enjoy being friends
>Be best friends for a while
>Take her to prom
>Shit was cash
>Eventually get into a huge argument with her
>Stop talking to her for a while
Present day
>We made up and are on skype since she goes to a college out of state and I still live with my parents
>Still liker her
>A lot
>Even more than before
>She loses a bet
>She has to give me her snapchat password
>Log in
>Do what any guy would do
>Go straight for eyes only to see if she has nudes
>None
>Get disappointed
>Get bored and go through her friends conversations
>See my name mentioned in one of them
>Start snoopin
>Her friend asks why she never dated me since we were such great friends
>Says I was way too short
>Hurts a lot but act normal for the rest of the call
>Call ends
>Grab 22. cal long rifle from the basement
>Contemplate suicide
Is there honestly any savior for us manlets?
Not really bro. You got shit genes just end it already
First of all, don't even use a dinky 22. That's just painful as fuck. Secondly. Just deal with it. Make gains on your body. You may not have the face, but get the body and you'll have half the deal
find a short gril. i see girls shorter than 5'5" all the time.
What is unique about you? Skills count.
I'm 2 meters tall.
I'm like 50% Finnish, 25% Russian and 25% Ukrainian. I'm also really short, gay and borderline autistic.
If you are 1 in 1,000,000 there are 6,000 exactly like you.