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So i gave this girl my number a few days ago. she's always

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So i gave this girl my number a few days ago. she's always had a crush on me for the longest and she hits me up this late.

You know the drill.
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>>737394444
playing with my tits, wbu

>checked
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>>737394444
Nice numerical ouija, also, say "asking random people on the internet what i should say to you right now"
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Watching kitten videos
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thinkin about my dad in the shower
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Eating Cheetos and watching cops
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>>737394444
Will you suck me if i buy you taco bell
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>>737394667
Thar she blows, yo
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>>737394667
>>737394727
Deliver OP. There's 2
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>>737394444
hey, just smoking some beer
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>>737394757
And a 3rd
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>>737394667
>>737394727
>>737394757
three in a fucking row?
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Thanks for the number lmao
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>>737394667
>>737394773
done


now next post ending in 12.
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jerkin' it. send nudes?
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>>737394807
And a 4th
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>>737394807
fucking 4? WHEN DOES IT END?
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she responded
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>>737394887
and a fifth
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sitting here playing with my penis
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>>737394839
Well send her reply first.
Also in case of a 12

I wonder if anyone would.miss me if I rape a hamster and choke to.death on its body
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"Lemme stick a cheeto up your ass"
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>>737394839
'diddling my doodle and eating some noodles'
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>>737394839
Shoe us op
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>>737394887
wtf is going on
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>>737394907
omg a 6th
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>>737394907
Let's hit it with 12 now.

Tell her you would like to eat vanilla yogurt out of her earholes
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I'm gonna tie you to a streetlight and dogfuck you in front of a crowd
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>>737394962
Roll
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>>737394907
>Enough with the 7s, time for 12

How about you come over and let me use my cheeto fingers to try some take down moves I learned
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>>737394958
you're excused
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¿Lick my pooper?
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>>737394958

Excused. So, will you?
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>>737394958
You heard me
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My nipples are sore. Will you put ice on them while I eat Cheetos and watch cops?
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>>737394958
"Deadass suck my dick B" then put a load of emojis after it
>inb4 he includes all of it
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What, you like Del Taco better?
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I posted your number on a site called 6chan.biz/z
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I fucking hate your sexist entitled guts, you liked me for a while and never said anything because you expected me to say I liked you first.
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>>737394444
>1+(301) 842-8053 right at top

Either fake or OP is dumb. I'm betting on the first one.
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>>737394444
lets see dem boobies
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>>737395094
Rollin' agayun
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Suck me for 12 tacos
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Send again but with full caps this time
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Someone pls doxx this negro out.
You stupid fuck
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>>737394958
In a mood for something a bit different. Would you stick a fish taco up my ass and suck me off while balancing on your hands"
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>>737395144
This
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>>737395180
Hell i'm doing it.
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>>737395102
Rollercoaster
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Con't op
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>>737395176
roll
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>>737395102
Rack'em
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>didnt censor her phone number
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>>737395027
>>737395147
welp
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I'm joining a dirty Dancing Tribute Event tonight, wanna come with me?
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>>737394958
ok, you pay and i'll munch on your muffin
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it was a simple question, dont be a tard
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>>737394444
nice quads
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>>737395257
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>>737395362
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>>737395347
12 get
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>>737395176
rell
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I'm gay
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>>737394444
lets see dem boobies!!!
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>>737395362
roll
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>>737394444
how much for one night? I don't have money but I can pay you in food stamps.
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>>737394958
ok. not mine, any dick would do, i just wanna watch
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>>737395001
rr
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sorry my cat sat on the phone, I'm not watching cops. how about that taco bell tho
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Please help me wipe, I'm scared.
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Hang with me. Sorry bad auto correct.
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>>737395495
rollerino
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I'm serious. Taco bell for bj
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>>737395531
this
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>>737395362
roll, give me a fucking 12 already
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>phone number exposed
>having the risk of an anon linking her to this thread and probably having your shit leaked aswell
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I want you to fukeen die cheesy cunt
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We should hook up, I only do anal though.
If that's a problem then fuck off my phone and stop wasting my time.
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>>737395602
One fucking number off
rolling for the same JIC
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I can put my dick in the tortilla first if it helps
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>>737395593
rr
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"I rolled 12"
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>>737395615
no grill there
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Just listen and all will be clear
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gEDOMaTOSGE
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>>737395362
rr
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>>737394444
lets see dem boobies!
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>>737395128
roll
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i will kill ur family =)
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>>737395645
come on, i dont have all.day
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lemme nibble on ya toes nigga
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>>737395362
roll
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I'm sorry, I'm posting this convo online (in the hope of nudes) and these are the messages it was determined I had to send you x
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yeah I'm still hungry after these cheetos
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so one of you fucking whitenights told her and she's been calling me nonstop
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how bout we quit clownin and u start givin me the sloppy jalopy on my tippity toppy
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>>737395898
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yeah dont order anything too spicy tho it burns my dick
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>>737395916
tell her you forgot your phone and friends abused it
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heisn't posting anymore because he got his shit exposed
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>>737395979

LMFAOOOOO
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>>737395916
Ha ha ha. And that concludes tonight's broadcast
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>>737395979
OP here. she just sent this and she's been calling nonstop. i haven't seen any 12. so anyone posts anything ending in 8 and ill deliver.
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>>737395979
rolling for 'because I love you and I didn't know what to say so I asked for help'
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>>737395979
i recommend charging your fone, good sir.
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>>737395979
new phone. who dis?
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>>737395979
Meh, shoulda censored it. It would of been funnier if you kept texting nonsense to her. Fucking 4 chan.
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>>737395979
haha you fucking fail
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>>737396054
quit playin and get on ya knees for daddy jewfish
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>>737396054
see >>737396058
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>>737396058
lucky dude
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>>737396058
winrar
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>>737396058
damn son getting real here, OP better deliver.
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rolling for 'Hey, I'm gay'
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>>737396054
>>737396058
GO ON OP
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>>737396058
winrar
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i'm a pretty good looking dude and she always laughs when i see her in person. someone roll something with an 8 please.
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Witnessed
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>>737396173
deliver on the 8 bitch
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>>737396173
But, seriously, about that Taco Bell...
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>>737396173
you fucked it op, missed the 8

now rolling for >there was a nigger outside my house earlier I think he's hacking my wifi
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>>737396173

OP YOU'RE SO FULL OF SHIT I BET YOUR EYES ARE BROWN
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>>737396058
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>>737396173
lol she aint gonna believe you
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>>737396139
rell
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>>737396173
bro >>737396058
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>>737396173
deliver u faggot
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>>737396242
nailed it
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>>737396233
if you put threes on top of each other facing the opposite direction it looks like an 8...
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>>737396242
AND SO IT BEGINS
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>>737395979
>being this much of a moral fag
Fucking cucks the lot of you
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>>737396242
thats better
next up:
>I'm just terrible with people every time I get a pet or a girlfriend they end up leaving me or choking on dogfood
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>>737396308
Perfect!
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>>737396308
OH FUCK OP ESKETIT
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>>737396308
lmaooo this
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>>737396298
>doesn't know what a reverse raid is
It's not about being moralfags, it's about having a shot to ruin something for OP.
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>>737396242
this spaghetti
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>>737396242
rollin for "i bet 30 dollars your nipples are brown and not pink"
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>>737396420
fuck is this???
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OP IS FUCKED
SHES IN THE THREAD
you're all cucks
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>>737396420
wow if this is op then kill yourself
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>>737396420
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>>737396446
someone is colluding
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>>737394444
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>>737396420
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>>737396420
welp
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>>737396420
I told you anon, well your shit seems didnt get leaked lmao
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>>737396420
mother's dead ;)
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What if OP is actually texting himself. Prob has another number
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>>737396420

Cuck
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>>737396420
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>>737396420

Cuck>>737396420
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>>737396420
oh you
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Op trolled us all fuuuuuck
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OP is a liar and can't be trusted
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>>737396058
Amen
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>>737396720
And I was gonna call it too, fuck.
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>>737396420
Take no chances
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>>737396745
You can never pin down this same OP ever unless you were MOD.
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>>737396420
op is a faggot
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>>737396235
Rolling for this top kek
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>>737396826
This
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I TEXTED THE NUMBER NOW OP HAS MINE FOREVER FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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Op is a fag
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>>737396420
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>>737396872
Text+ anon, use it
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>>737396909

Thank you, Immunity dog
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>>737396420
was this op fucking with us then?
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>>737397062
op a faggot??????how dare you op is never fake and gay
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>>737396420
The absolute madman
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>>737396420
WE'VE BEEN BAMBOOZLED!!!
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>>737396420
fuck off yous tupid niger
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>>737396420
Fag
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>>737396420
Kek
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Did people dieded?
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>>737396420
shit
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>>737396420
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>>737394444
Only worms
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>>737396420
LUL
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>>737396420
Fuck
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>>737396420
I laik mem
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>>737396420
FUCKING WOW
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>>737396420
fuck u
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>>737396420
I've gotten finessed
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>>737396420
... :/
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>>737396420
Ok
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>>737396420
lol
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>>737394444
"I rolled quads on 4chan, but OP will always be a faggot."
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>>737394444
S E N D N U D E S
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S E N D N U D E S N
/ E D / E D
S E N D N U D E S N N
E D U E D U
N N D N N D
D U E D U E
N D S E N D N U D E S
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>>737396420
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Well played... well played...
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>>737396420
Muffucker
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>>737402573
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>>737394444
>4444
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Well fucking played OP!
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>>737396420
Fuck
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>>737396420
>>737396420
no fucking way
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>>737396420
OP FUCK YOU
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>>737396420
cunt
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>>737396420
Shit
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>>737396420
ya got me.
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>>737396420
no way
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OP is a raging heterosexual, I have never slept with his mother, and he has been on this site longer than I.
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>>737407878
Lies. All lies
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>>737395144
its fake, thats a chinese number. Just fake pics to get attn and drag it on, only to end with OP getting lucky even after he "memes her so good".
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>>737396420
Fak u bich
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>>737396420
Fug
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