Met Seth Rollins at a gas station. He asked me for a dollar for the vending machine and I obliged. I asked for a quick photo and he said "yeah just let me get my candy".
I watch him go over to the vending machine and pull out a huge wad of bills. He starts putting them in and getting his candy. He cleaned out the entire machine, easily 150 dollars worth of stuff.
I ask why he needed my dollar and he says "Retard tax" then throws all the vending machine goodies in a garbage can.
I'm just staring at him and he goes "Hey Bayley did you see that?" to empty air.
>>2801709
>gas station
>vending machine
why would there ever be a vending machine in a gas station
>>2801709
Seth's a cunt, I hate him now
I saw Seth Rollins at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen protein shakes in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
Say that again, mate?
>>2801623
based
say it with me, NO REFUNDS !
Learned from the master
>Asuka-san, I am MOON
More like wheelchair bound
WE ARE AWESOME
CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP
WE ARE AWESOME
CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP
Full Sail is a special ed school that wwe works with to get free publicity that they are helping less fortunate children, right?
>has to constantly wear a cap or bandana to cover his massive balding head
>Meanwhile his brother has a head full of luscious locks and glorious sideburns
Is Nick the biggest Janetty in history?
>jinder mahal is the worst wrestler in the worl-
Neither of those guys are
>>2801169
rent free
FUCK THE REVIVAL!
is he the greatest heel in pro wrestling?
>multiple 5 star matches
>best wrestler in the company
>evil genius
>literally a super soldier
>has a posse of kaiju
>also cloned kota ibushi with his evil clone
>>2801152
>working a waffle and a cheeseburger into a shoot
He truly is the greatest of all time
Why didn't anyone else get the minute-to-minute reports from the TV guys?
>Should be a billionaire
>Running NJPW into the ground
>Surrounds himself with glad-handing, nonsensical, douche bag, yes-men like Naoki Sugabayashi
>Will sell tape library to Vince for less than what WCW's cost
ITT: Things that e-drones actually believe
>>2800841
Based GOATkada avenging Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
>>2800837
Patrician hairstyle
Whats her greatest match?
>>2800562
One on one with my dick
>>2800562
AJ and Paige v Nikki and Brie at WM31
my dick will never recover
INSIDE ME A LIGHT WAS TURNED ON, THEN I WAS ALIVE
>>2800338
>INSIDE OF ME A LIGHT WAS TURNED ON
>THEN I DREW SOME DIMES
Hey /asp/, long time lurker. I feel like closing the weekend with an old PPV, Late-Attitude era preferred. (Pic related, Benoit was my fav.) Looking for recommendations, namely not that talked about but suprisingly good events.
Fully Loaded 2000
>>2800172
Thanks anon. If no one else posts before the Dodger's game is over, I'll put it on.
Spend as many hours in Planet Fitness as you like, you will never be as fit or cool as these guys.
>>2800054
>cuckolds
>cool
You can only pick one.
got 999999 problems but drawing dimes aint one
> Some of the lowest ratings in Raw history
Kinda is...
Granted not so much his fault, it's the writers that need to be kicked out the door and someone needs to pull the plug on Vince.