https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBKZ8Uskj1A
i like it, what say you /asp/?
>>2816872
It would be a lot more intimidating if she hadn't just done the job. Otherwise it is perfect.
Not bad
>fantasy booking
stop it
>>2816820
It's on topic and it isn't shitposting. I encourage it.
>Wrestlemania
>Shibata recovers from his injuries and beats Daniel Bryan for the WWE Universal Championship with special guest referee Dave Meltzer
>>2816841
>it isn't shitposting
Yes it is. No one cares about your fan fiction.
if you know so much about wrestling, how about YOU draw a dime?
>>2816707
I was pushed many times, could never draw a dime.
Who's your money on?
/205L+NXT/
>205L
>Gallagher vs. Kendrick - 2.5
I was not a fan of the dress-up, and I think Kendrick may have accidentally buried Gallagher with that promo. Both men have done a lot more interesting stuff in the ring and the DQ ending deflated my interest. Typically these two deliver better.
>Ali vs. Gulak - 3.25
These are two of the division's best workers so of course it was a good match. This could have benefited from going longer. Drew Gulak sold his apprehension on the top rope really well which helped make the ending satisfying.
>Alexander vs Daivari - 2.75
It was fine, but not exciting enough for a main event. The obvious interference ending hurts it as well. Daivari is good but I do not think he fits this rich asshole character. There has to be something he can do that isn't so blatantly just following a trope. I like Darr, but I do not enjoy this current story and I'm wondering if he would work better on the main roster than with the cruiserweights.
>NXT
>Dream vs Lun -2.25
I don't like Dream's gimmick, and I don't think his ring work stands out at all. Overall I would prefer if this was not a part of my life. Lun carries this match to being somewhat watchable.
>Itami vs Lorcan - 3.75
What a bizarre but also great start this match had. Lorcan breaking Itami's nose in the first seconds looked crazy and has really upped my interest in Oney Lorcan. You could tell Itami was ready to pay him back as soon as the bell rang again and Lorcan looked a bit nervous as well. The ensuing fight was a real slobberknocker and could have been amain event any other day.
>Asuka (c) vs Nikki Cross - 4.5
I knew when these two finally got to go all out one on one it would be crazy. The trash can spot was fun, because trash cans hardly ever appear in WWE anymore. The worst thing about this math was the amount of chair tossing that went on. They killed a lot of time making piles of chairs. Nikki dropping Asuka almost neck-first into the chairs looked great. The repeated fisherman neckbreakers looked great. Both women looked beautiful out there. They put on a brutal match and got me thinking about the women's tournament. I hope Nikki is put in the tournament and gets a strong showing.
>>2816292
> I hope Nikki is put in the tournament and gets a strong showing
I don't think she, Ember, or the Australians will be in the tournament to be honest. I think it's going to be NXT jobbers/outside talent for most of it.
4.5 is crazy m8. It wasn't that good
Have flippy faggots ever been blown out so hard?
Got a timestamp? Don't wanna listen through Joe rogan's infowars shiet
>>2815988
39 minutes. The whole podcast is good though, great guest and Joe stays out of the way
Literally who
Something I think WWE is missing is good quality cougars.
>Lilian
Most underrated woman ever, after 20 years she still looks just as good. She has this natural pretty look to her. Seem to still have a good relationship with the company.
>Torrie
Was never a huge Torrie fan, too generic model IMO. But credit where it due she still looks great. Seem to distance herself from the company at first but is more involved now.
>Stephanie
I'll admit I am a bit of a Steph mark. But wow does she have the most unnatural photo smile ever.
>Candice
Oh Candice, lol. Everyone in either formal or casual. Yet her boobs are flopping everywhere to try to grab attention. Comes off a bit desperate. Doesn't really fit.
>Christy
I haven't seen her in a while, looks good. This year is first time I seen her back. The rumors of her leaving seems to be BS considering this photo.
Victoria outdoes them all
>>2815984
Torrie still looks about 28yo
>>2815990
You're kidding me. She's got smile line wrinkles and wrinkles between her brows; she looks 40. Lillian looks the youngest of the 5.
Is that Kai En Tai?
They were midcarders 4 lyfe bro, what u talking about?
*saves ratings*
Hello...this is champ.
>We are broadcasting RAW live, from my ass
Any anons around to watch this live? Was it a good show?
back to wew and reddit
>we need a female bodyguard character
>say no more
I would snu-snu her secretly and not tell anyone tbqh
> Better looking stars
> Real wrestling
> Draws lots of dimes
WWEtty, NJPWetty and UFCetty BTFO by based wrestling porn
>Roman wins the title off Brock at SS
>proceeds to go on a smark favorite rampage
>destroys Finn, Joe, Dean, Seth, Neville, Braun, Cesaro
>shows up on Smackdown just to destroy Nakamura and AJ
>all the while maintains his tweener, "dis ma yard now" character and gets mega heat
>only one man can stop him
>only one man can overcome these odds
>Cena beats Roman for #17 at Mania
>absolutely deafening pop, the kind Vince always envisioned his golden child would get when he broke the record
>all these years of shoving Roman down our throats, listening to the boos, destroying ratings, just to get to this moment
>when he finally tricked those fat internet neckbeards into popping for Cena
>hfw
Wrestlemania crowd just gonna boo them both
>RAW after mania
>Cena gets booed into oblivion and so does Roman
>ratings drop even lower
>>2815302
> This meme again
You do know that Cena is probably one of the few """"""Veterans"""""""" that still gets booed out of the buildings. This will get shat on, just like the Goldberg vs Lesnar match at WM20, especially with smarks worldwide.
> b-but its tradition, l-like the "John Cena sucks" chant
Kurt angle still gets the "you suck" chants, but still gets mega pops.
His 17th title run will come from Jinder Mahal at Summerslam because 'murican hero and Jinder will go back to jobbing on main event.
WHY IS THE QUEEN JOBBING TO SOME FUCKING LANKLET
Vince saw her nudes and it killed his boner for her
who is the macho man of wrestling podcasters?
who is the hogan?
If you have that kind of time to kill where you can judge multiple podcasters against one another, you really have to start asking how you ended up where you are.
this is a shill thread where OP will come back to post his own lame podcast a few posts in