How old is the kaufman girl?
Fuck Bliss. I want that milf
>>2793153
ugly as hell
>>2793159
she is married to alexas dad you pig go find your own one
>its still the greatest love ive ever known
>>2792954
It will not last.
He made Mickey famous in one night. Say thank you Punk
>>2792854
couldn't give Mickey a handshake
Punk is a literal autist
How much did each earn on that fight?
Is this the greatest logo of all time? Not just in wrestling either
>>2792796
prove me wrong, I can't think of anything more aesthetic
HE TOOK HER NAME.....
>>2792633
He took her name
>>2792633
Why did I read this in the South Park they took er jobs voice?
>MY POTENTIAL IN THE DUBYU DUBYU E
what did he mean by this?
Those mics...
That his height guarantees him at least three singles title runs.
MY - NAME - IS - KANE
AND - I - AM - A - ROODY - POO - CANDY - ASS
Based rock
MMM - XPAC - HOW - BIG - IS - CHYNA'S -
DONG?
>>2792312
Looking back, why were his promos so cringey?
ITT: Tag teams we didnt deserve
ITT: Best unused themes. I'll start
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8HC0THV3m4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqLppdKB0VE
at least we got the CWC theme song out of this
Would have marked so hard if Edge used this at the 2010 royal rumble.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJ6JyVIePuc
I understand his current theme is better but damn.
when is he gonna get his moment lads? i really really think hes the GOAT worker and performer.
when Vince finally pisses off
>>2791798
That depends on him. When he wants to sacrifice himself for Allah he can do it at any time.
>friends talking about njpw
>>2791089
>friends
nice try
>>2791089
Out of curiosity, are your friends obese/skinny-fat and/or smell?
SKINNEEEEEER
*makes wrestling mainstream again*
How hard is BEEG seething that Shaq ruined his big retirement match?
>Pictured: Shaq @ the following Wrestlemania
Why do all wrestlers speak with the exact same cadence in their voices?
>>2791002
Speaking like a human being gets you "boring" and "what" chants.
Because it's the same old man writing the scripts
4 more days. Reminder your board leader Deanmark will be organizing an event to celebrate the 7th anniversary of the pipebomb
Deanmark hated CM Phil and doesn't post here anymore
I like how nobody on /asp/ has ever recovered from that promo when Punk completely destroyed them and all the other mark lemmings and their beloved 90s avatar, that faggot impersonator Dwayne.
>"There's winners and there's losers in this life, now guess which one you are."
I have never seen an entire community of people (all 5 of you) so completely & thoroughly destroyed by one simple sentence.
Punk truly is the super genius of working braindead marks by simply telling the truth about them.
OHH MYY
>>2790761
Topé Suicida!
>>2790904
MAMA MIA
>>2790761
USHIGOROSHI