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They're fucking.

she wants neville to breed her

>>3009191
Charlotte looking bored asf in the back

AJ had enough of this degeneracy

>>3009099
based ticketmap poster working the edrones

I wonder if weebs were this obnoxious before anime got mainstream

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I'm sure there has to be some sort of defeatist fetish and or mental disorder involved. Constantly getting mocked, emasculated, made fun of and ashamed but they still keep on tuning in every week. I'm sure there's also some Stockholm Syndrome involved as well.

>>3009092
This realisation is why I cancelled my network subscription. I will not give that company another penny until Vince dies.

THEY ARE SO MUCH BETTER THAN FLIPPY MANLET SHIT TIER POO JAPAN TAG TEAM "WRESTLER"

>>3009033
I fucking hate that anime shit they do.

>>3009033
so good they had to bring bag part of the shield to stop them.
>>3009038
wrestlers have done that before. Cesaro did it before teaming with sheamus

Seth Freaking Burn It Down Kingslayer Architect Rollins

>>3008992
This happened back in January but bear with me if memory is still a little hazy. I think it's from the shock

>At house show with sister, have V.I.P passes for RAM
>Go to meet Seth because he is my second favourite guy on Raw besides Jericho
>My sister who is a complete mark wants to meet him too because she thinks he's hot
>Btw my sisters tits are about as big as Nattie's and she looks like the typical cheerleader slut
>We went towards Seth's table to get an autograph
>I sighed when I saw him staring at my sister for 10 straight seconds.
>He greets my sister with a big grin and looks at me with a well..smaller grin
>Gives me a fist bump
>Stands up to give my sister a fucking hug!
>No words even said at this point
>I notice that he is trying to get torsos to touch
>The silence is killing me so I tell him that I am a big fan and that he is my second favourite wrestler on Ram
>He looks at me confused
>Oh shit I realized I said Ram and not Raw and correct myself
>He says "The man isn't your favourite!?"
>I say he is other than Jericho. He smiles and say oh you like "Sparkle-crotch?"
>Cringe.png
>My sister says "lol did you say crotch?"
>Seth checks her out and says "Damn right I did"
>I felt so fucking uncomfortable and wanted to get my autograph and just leave
>He signs my autograph writing "Sparklecrotch"
>I didn't give a shit and just wanted to escape this awkward situation
>Sisters autograph has phone number on it
>Tfw sister is 16 and mom flips out and takes the autograph
>Mom says she burned it

I know there are memes about Seth being weird and awkward but I swear this was all true.

>>3008992
he did gay porn so he is a faggot

>>3008750
Now we quietly wait for WrestleKingdom. Everything from now until then is mere filler.

To add on to OP's question, how many more times is everybody gonna defend their shit before the dome? Once at Destruction and once at KoPW? Are there any shows besides that?

>>3008781
Power Struggle, a tag-team tournament, and a bunch of tv shows that lead up to the Destruction shows, King of Pro Wrestling, and Power Struggle.

I saw Mike at a grocery store in Milwaukee yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

http://kiwi6.com/file/0x5cjv16vs

true but no one is, so whats your point?

>>3008367
-HH

Allegedely, Randy is tired of wrestling but Vince still want him on the company so if he really leaves WWE, it's all for Randy on the wrestling business

No, no, and fuck no. He doesn't like people working stiff and is a lazy fuck who won't want to live any extended amount of time in Japan and be away from his wife and her sons. Absolutely no thanks.

He's a lazy guy who makes the big bucks doing the minimal amount of work in WWE. Where he is currently is the best possible place for him.

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>>3008178
https://twitter.com/SinghBrosWWE/status/897285323910205440

LITERALLY DESIGNATED SHITTING MOVIE

>not wanting to listen to overthetop poo in loo commentators

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>>3008183
Dawn of POOKINO

>>3008088
>>3009257
>>3010788
crínge

>rent free

>>3008088
I really don't think he said that

>>3008038
wgaf Gallows and ANderson were dead on arrival in WWE and there's no saving them, might as well build up someone with a future like Cass

>>3008038
They're the REAL BULLET CLUB !!

....and you can't

...teach

..that

>>3008038
WOAT Club

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DOOT DOO DOO DOOOOOOO

>>3007942
It's either that or we get some sappy storyline where Charlotte "wins the belt to honor her daddy".

>>3007962
Charlotte will win the Royal Rumble if my digits repeat

Will Daryl be the one who gets next year's slap?

Will Daryl be the one who gets next year's slap?